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"We interrupt your fanfiction reading for the news on the 24-hour News channel via
satellite, KNNNN."

*

KNNNN (Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network)
By PikaFlash

1st Edition (Season 2)

Disclaimers: Almost all of the (fake) News Reports and ideas are mine. The Characters and
scenes are not.

Recap of Series: Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network is a news channel that has run for
nearly 20 years (or so they claimed). This news channel, under the Kero's Kable Network
also involves the journalistic talents of Kero, Eriol, Brock, Ash, Tai and Erika. And the
current competion on the new business of newstainment is KNNNN's Biggest rival of them all,
the BOXXXX News Network...and now on to KNNNN...

*Channel Flip to KNNNN*

Eriol and Kero were at the news desk with Ash on screen.

Eriol: And that's our top story on KNNNN. And now its time for...

(Fancy Tonight Show Music)*NEWS Bingo!*

Eriol: And just for the first time players, in News Bingo, Kero will read out the top
stories, and you would watch out for death tolls or any numbers at all.

~

Ash: Yes. And whoever can cross out all the numbers first will win a fabulous prize.

~

A picture of a caravan was seen.

~

Eriol faces the auidience in the newscenter.

Eriol: And now we play. So, are you worthy?

Auidience: WE'RE NEWSWORTHY!

Eriol: So lets play...

*KNNNN NEWS Bingo*

Kero: Alright. Here's our top story. 4 dead Digimons in the Digi-World.

*Bingo Nuimber: 4*

Kero: Earthquake toll in Japan has reached 650.

*Bingo Number: 650*

Kero: A 33 year-old Medafighter is in a critical condition at a Tokyo Hospital...

*Bingo Number: 33*

Kero: ...after losing 1/2 of his arm.

*Bingo Number: 1/2*

Kero: Crime rate is down in New York since 1920...

*Bingo Number: 1920*

Kero: ...not including 9-11.

*Bingo Number: 9*

*Bingo Number: 11*

Kero: And Duel Monsters battle champion Yugi Moto has beaten his opponents using cards with
attack powers of 2500, 1400, 2500, 2400, 2000 and...

*Bingo Number: 2500*
*Bingo Number: 1400*
*Bingo Number: 2500*
*Bingo Number: 2400*
*Bingo Number: 2000*

Auidience member: I won!

Kero: A WINNER!

*Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare/Theme*

The winner screamed in delight.

Eriol: What is your name?

Winner: Zoe!

Eriol: Well, Zoe, you've just won that caravan and you get to pick tommorow's top story.

Kero: Yes, and they are...

*News Bingo Top Story Choices*

a) Gundam in Custody

b) Flood Devestation

c) New arrival at zoo

*

Eriol: So, what will you choose?

Zoe thought for a while.

Zoe: I choose Flood Devestation.

Eriol: And flood devesation it is for tomorrow's top story. But after the break, today's
top story.

Brock was with his band playing music as they go to a break...

*Break*

[KNNNN: Newstainment Alert: High]

*The Kero and Eriol Show*

[Kero Beros - Chief Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Kero and Eriol were at the newsdesk.

~Top Story: McAnimes Decision pending~

Eriol: Welcome back. You're watching KNNNN. Back to our top story. The moment of truth has
arrived for the food giant, McAnimes.

Kero: Yes, the question the courts are asking is, "Did McAnimes make this man fat?"

Picture of Homer Simpson was seen.

Eriol: He says they did and he's suing the large food company for 1.2 billion dollars.

~

Brock and his band played a song.

Brock *singing*: "That's a load of bullcrap!"

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com)]

Ash: Well, some of us have eaten at McAnimes and some of us may have seen the ads at
some point of our lives...

*McAnimes AD*

"People, guess what? This week is going to be all MeatLoving week, starting off with the
Meat Burger"

With one meat inbetween two larger meats, with mince meat on the top and fresh salad as
topping. Comes with a free drink known as the Stake and Shake and a free Freat Pie. Only at...

Misty, Sora and Sakura were in the McAnimes restraunt with the meal on a tray.

Misty/Sora/Sakura: MCANIMES! The only place to eat in the Anime world.

*

Ash: Yes, and as you can see, McAnimes is a loyal sponser of our network. And as a reminder,
both McAnimes and KNNNN are under the watchful eye of the Daidouji Corporation. But now,
its in trouble as we have a recap on the start of the trial.

*Ash Ketchum Reporting*

*Ash: McAnimes, the food giant that has brought good food in the World, is now in danger in a
court case.*

Court case: Heavyweight Title Match - Homer Vs. McAnimes.

Homer Vs. the McAnimes Worker, with a Wrestling match main event feel.

*Ash: All by just one man, Homer Simpson, a huge Springfield Isotopes fan.*

Homer with a baseball player from the Springfield Isotopes.

*Ash: And this leads to scientists arguing over the burgers and a protest in the streets.*

Scientists were brawling in a lab over a burger and people were protesting in the streets.

*Ash: And it also started the first annual Fast Food convention...*

~Fast Food Annual Convention: September 2002~

Kero was on stage at the first annual Fast Food convention holding a burger.

Kero: They can take my McAnimes, when they pry it from my cold dead hands!

*Ash: Even late night have joined in on the act.*

~Late Nights with Van (Courtesy of ABS)~

Van was standing on stage wearing a suit.

Van: I see that Homer Simpson has taken McAnimes to the Supreme Court...or is that the
Super Supreme Court?

The auidence laughed as Irvine was with the band still wearing his scope which looks like an
eyepatch as he presses the drum sound effect as Van dances around and drums his tummy.

~

*Ash: But one things for sure, Homer won't go down without a fight.*

Homer was walking to court with a lawyer...

*

Ash: In other important news, Digi-World President, Ken Ichojouji is touring Kanto as
he goes around to be well reconised by the Pokemon Trainers there.

*Kanto*

Ash walks to Pokemon Trainer Richie with some bodyguards.

Ash: Hello, I'm Ken Ichijouji, President of the Digi-World.

~

Ash was with Duplica.

Duplica: Oh are you?

Ash: Yes, I am.

Duplica: I know a friend of mine who went to the Digi-World.

Ash: Did they?

~

Ash was with Jessie, James and Meowth in front of a restraunt.

Ash: Our job is to keep Kanto happy.

Jessie: You sure did a fine job.

Meowth: That's right.

James: You know, I enjoy the wines from the Digi-World.

Ash: Oh really? Well, its good to come to a place where people know me so well unlike in the
Digi-World...

~

Casey was thanking Ash.

Casey: Thank you for helping us sort our differences in the DBZ territory.

Ash: No problem.

~

Ash was near a tour bus with some travelling Pokemon Trainers in Pokemon Tech uniform.

Ash: So, have you seen me on TV before?

Giselle: Yes, I have.

Joe: Do you want to take a picture?

Ash: Sure.

~

Ash gets his photo taken with some Pokemon Trainers with the bodyguard taking the photos.

~

Ash: Remember to vote for Ken Ichijouji if you ever become a citizen of the Digi-World.

~

Ash: My motto is "Ken Ichijouji is my mate."

Ash gives a badge with his face on it, with the motto, "Ken Ichijouji is my mate."

~

Giselle/Joe: "Ken Ichojouji is my mate".

~

Jessie/James/Meowth: "Ken Ichijouji is my mate."

~

Casey: "Ken Ichijouji is my mate."

~

Richie: "Ken Ichijouji is my man for Kanto."

~

Duplica: "Ken Ichijouji is my mate."

*

Eriol: And Ken is improving his international profile. Coming up after the break, Fat
Facts. We talk to an expert on fats.

*Break

"McAnimes: Can you say the McAnimes chant?"

~

Yugi Moto: Two wholesome, taste enriched...

~

Tori Avalon: Meat patties...

~

Yolei: Farmed from all natural Brazilian rainforests, with...

~

Duplica: Top secret laboratory sauce addictive...

~

Mimi and Sora: Green colorant 241 salad, with genetically modified...

~

Yugi: Mayonese.

~

Tori: And cheese lovingly processed...

~

Yolei: In real factories on a sugar drenched bun with an average of...

~

Takuya: 49 sesame seed substitutes...

~

Joey: Cleared by the Food Directors Association for human consumption.

~

"The McAnimes chant, where we show that we care for our customers..."

McAnimes: The only place to eat in the Anime World...

*

[KNNNN: See the world through our eyes.]

*

Eriol: Welcome back to KNNNN, where we are expecting the verdict on the McAnimes court case.
And in the studio is an expert on fats, Dr. Sora Takenouchi.

~Getting our Fats Straight~

Dr. Sora: Thank you.

Kero: Would you like to answer to the rumor that fat is bad for us?

Dr. Sora: Actually, fat is good for us. Because there are good fats, bad fats, happy fats and
sad fats.

Kero: Happy fats?

Dr. Sora: YEs, McAnimes food content are full of happy fats to keep us happy. That is why
depressed people eat ice cream.

Eriol: Thank you, Dr Takenouchi. As you know, the decisions on McAnimes is soon..

~

The band plays the music

Brock *singing*: The suspense is killing me. The suspense...

~

Kero: ...is killing us all. And Erika, our reporter at large has found the whistle-blower who
is the main key in the McAnimes Court case.

*The Erika Report*

Erika was in a dry cleaners.

Erika: McAnimes, they give us good burgers, but a wet towel wants to ruin it all.

Erika picks up a wet towel with Homer's face on it.

~

Erika picks up a McAnimes burger.

Erika: And he wants to ruin the enjoyment of the McAnimes Burger.

[McAnimes Burger: BANNED!]

~

Erika was facing a person in the dark.

Erika: This is the whistle-blower who is the key in the McAnimes case.

*Ms. X (Voice Modified)*

Ms. X: I was hired by McAnimes to work on a project.

~

Scientists were doing maths formulas on a burger, only to lead to the word Fat.

*Ms. X: They were asking for young scientists to work on a new type of burger that is tasty
and good for the new generation.*

~

Ms. X: And it is called the Manfatten Project.

A file landed on the table, titled the "Manfatten Project".

Ms. X: It was madness. I mean, because of the fat and high blood pressure!

Erika: That's enough!

Erika switches the light on, revealing Ms. X as Naomi Fluegel from Zoids as she covers her
face from the light on camera.

Erika: What she didn't tell us is that she stole this file from her boss!

[Thief]

~

[Naomi]

Erika: She betrayed her employer...

[Betrayal]

Erika: ...by stealing these plans...

[Theft]

Erika: ...to selfishly clear her guilty consience!

[Selfish]

~

Erika was holding a box of fries as the McAnimes Evidence.

Erika: If you must take it, you must take it with more than a grain of salt.

Erika poured a lot of salt on the evidence of fries and ate the fries.

*

~Top Story: Theater of War~

Eriol: Meanwhile, in our other top story, 40 Rebels has stormed the Riverview Theater to stop
the production of Polkamoan, claiming that bad Anime characters must stop using the play to
revive their fallen careers.

~

Ash: And its a good thing that there were no one in the auidience on that night. And the
whole cast is involve in the seige, who are Anime characters like...

~

*Ash: Chichi from DragonBall Z, Jeri from Digimon and Tea Garner from Yu-Gi-Oh*

*

Kero: And these are the results from last night's viewer poll on who should be shot first.

*KNNNN Viewer Poll: Who should the Gunmen kill first*

1) Tea Garner
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 68%

2) Chichi
|||||||||||||||||| 24%

3) Jeri
||||| 9%

*

Eriol: Yes, with Tea Garner topping the poll, we'll be passing on the results to the Gunmen
now.

Kero: And for our next poll, where should the rebels storm next?

*KNNNN Viewer's poll: Where should the Rebels storm next:*

The Latest Britney Spears Movie

Anything by Andrew Lloyd Webber

A School Production of "The Sound of Music"

*

Eriol: And call 1900-Closing Night and follow the instructons. And now its time for...

~

Brock and his band were playing music.

Brock *singing*: "What is it with Young People?"

*What is it with Young People?*

(KNNNN Sponser - McAnimes: The only place to Eat in the Anime World)

Ash: I must warn our more sensable viewers about this one. Have any of you watched Lameass?

~

Kero: Is it the one where guys perform crazy stunts?

~

Ash: Yes, and here's a preview.

*Ad: LameAss (Stunts are performed by trained Professionals and should not be tried at home.)*

Tai was tied to a chair on wheels on a rooftop carpark.

Tai: This is the chair of death and I'm going to lick a battery!

Tai moves backwards while licking the battery.

Tai: LAMEASS!!

~Lameass: Thursday Nights, 8:30 PM, Kero Youth Channel, Kero's Kable Channel 13.

Tai was rolling sideways over spoons on the floor.

Tai: WAAAAAAA!

*

Eriol: Whoa, is that real, or is it fake?

~

Ash: Yep, it is real.

~

Kero: Anyway, after the break, we will have Homer in the studio.

*Up Next: Homer Time*

*Break*

"Ever wonder what its like to be a KNNNN reporter?"

Kero was on camera.

Kero: When I was working on the journalistic reports, I have recieved news on the rescue of a
Digimon from the clutches of Myotismon. A Digimon named Gatomon, mixed with some conflicting
reports. Well, one thing for sure is that I was hoping to my creator, that she would be a
cute one. When I saw her, I've already know that we have our main story. That is why I'm
with KNNNN.

[KNNNN: Kero-Beros - Chief Newscaster]

*

Sakura was staring at her hair.

"Ever wonder what you are going to do with your hair in a mess?"

Sakura nods.

"Well, try the new Esteam Shampoo!"

Sakura picks up a bottle of the Esteam Shampoo...

~

"With all natural fruits in it."

Sakura was in the shower with fruits on her hair...

~

"And the protecting from squid extract."

Sakura has a squid on her hair as Sakura washes her hair...

~

"Giving it 50%* more rebounce."

(As compared to Mayonese)

~

"Filling your hair with adjectives"

*Shiny**Shimmering*

~

Li was with Sakura with fruits on her hair..

Sakura: Thanks to Esteam, my husband loves me again.

~

"Esteam: Because you need it for confidence..."

*

[KNNNN: Zero Tolerence News]

*End Break*

Eriol: Welcome back, this is KNNNN Live, where we are awaiting the judge's ruling on the
McAnimes case. But with this case going around, we have forgotten the human face of McAnimes,
the McAnimes worker.

*

A few kids run to the McAnimes worker.

*Kero: The McAnimes worker, the well loved mascot of the McAnimes...*

~

*Kero: Founder of McAnimes House Charities...*

~

*Kero: ...is now going to court.*

The McAnimes worker was following a lawyer to the courts as a representative.

*Kero: What will happen to the McAnimes worker?*

~

*Kero: Living in the streets?*

The McAnimes worker was sleeping under newspapers.

~

*Kero: Or maybe getting the death sentence by firing squad in an Asian Country...*

The McAnimes worker was pulled into a prison where crosshairs from a gun was aimed at the
McAnimes Worker, followed by a gunshot.

~?~

"The future of the McAnimes worker lies in the hands of the court."

The McAnimes worker walks off with a suitcase.

*To be continued*

Kero: And Eriol, I hear that you were involved with the McAnime House charities...

Eriol: Yes, I have been involved with the McAnimes house charities, helping paitents
staying there.

*McAnimes House Charities*

A McAnimes worker pours more burgers and fries onto the hospital table.

"Come on, kid, you can do it."

*Eriol: Like this paitent here.*

Paitent: Mc...animes...the...only place...to eat...in the *cough* Anime world.

The paitent closed his eyes.

*

Ash: Yes, but in other important matters, did you watch Van Flyheight's Top Five last night?

~

Eriol: Well, if you haven't here's the footage...

~Late Nights with Van (Courtesy of ABS)~

Van was standing on stage wearing a suit.

Van: And number 1 nickname for Homer Simpson is...Blubber Mouth!

*Van's Top Five*

1) Blubber Mouth

2) The Fatternator

3) Chicken and Coles-Law

4) Fat Complainer

5) The man who ate too much

~

Van: Oh yeah!

Van was dancing along with the drum rolls as he drums his tummy, jumps up and crosses arms
with legs...

*

Everyone was laughing.

*KNNNN Sponsor - Ebolatox Esteam Shampoo: Just when Botox won't do...*

Kero: Blubber mouth?

Eriol: Yeah, that is funny. Anyway, in other news, a pickle has a nut to pick with McDonalds.

*

{Ronald}{Hamburgular}{Grimace}{Pickled Poper}

"This is the Pickled Piper, who used to be part of the Ronald McDonalds and Friends group, but
after 40 years, he's no more than a picked up and pissed off Pickle."

~

Tai was in a pickle costume.

Tai (as the Pickled Piper): I was with Ronald McDonald on the fast food chain. I find
it unfair. They told me that I'm not family friendly. Of course I'm f$!%ing Family Friendly!

~

A kid runs to Tai.

Tai: Come on, kid.

The kid hits Tai.

Tai: Come back here, I dare you!

~

Tai was with Bit Cloud.

Tai: Come on! You want to pick a fight with me?!

Bit: And put you up to a wall where you belong?

Tai: Ever been pounded by a pickle?!

Tai attacks Bit...

~

Tai was with some Digimon Tamers.

Tai: Yeah, and Grimace, what the f#!$ is Grimace?!

~

"So we gave the Pickle his chance to speak..."

Tai walks into a McDonald's restraunt.

Tai: Ok, I want my chance to

Tai drops to his knees.

Tai: Please, give me a chance! I know Ronald! Call him! He knows me!

~

"But Ronald McDonald, as usual, refuses comment."

Tai was angrilly staring at the Ronald statue.

Tai: You never gave me a f#!%ing burger after my name!

~

Tai was beating up a Ronald statue sitting on a bench.

Tai: This is for not giving me my own burger!

Tai pokes at the eys.

Tai: And this is for teaming up with Grimace against me!

Tai slaps the statue.

~

Officer Jenny pulled Tai out of the McDonalds restraunt.

Tai: Let me go!

~

Tai was trying to eat a burger out of a McDonald's bin.

"Is this the end of the Pickled Piper, only time will tell..."

*

Kero: Up next, Homer in the studio and in the next hour, reports on a memorial museum in
Odaiba that is run by Digimons.

*Next up: Homer in the studio*

*Break*

Yugi and Joey were drinking Broggs beer.

"Some people like Broggs Beer..."

James walks to the bar and points at a beer.

"But others, who can afford, like Brosh beer, with style."

The bartender passed to James a bottle of Brosh beer

"Brosh beer, 54 times more Broggs beer in a glass."

~

A line flies from Japan to Paris, then from Paris back to Japan.

"Where Brosh is bottled and made here in Japan, then the beer gets exported to Paris, then
gets imported from Paris back to Japan, in First class Style...

A box was opened revealing the Brosh beer.

~

James drinks the Brosh Beer.

"Brosh Beer, the only imported beer, made here."

James dropped to the floor, drunk.

"Get Smashed, Get Brosh!"

*

Tonight on AKA (A Kero Affair):

Kero's V/O: "Fat people eating up our legal system."

A fat judge walking to court.

"First they clog up there arteries..."

Some fries in a bowl were seen.

"...now they clog up our courts."

Homer was walking to court.

~

"Plus the giant fast food company which gives something back to the Medafighters by
sponsering their schools."

McAnimes selling food to the people.

"From turning fat..."

A group of fat Medafighters were going to school

"...into fit."

A group of fat Medafighters were running with burgers.

~

A scientist was looking at two different burgers.

"And the diet challenge, where we check on rival hamburgers."

~

"Find out more on AKA (A Kero Affair) with Kero-Beros, tonight on KNNNN.

*End Break*

Eriol: Welcome back to KNNNN, as we await the decision of McAnime's fate. And now we welcome
the man who is the center of this whole case, Homer Simpson!

Homer walks into the Newscenter where Kero and Eriol were at the table and Ash was on TV in
Kanto.

Eriol: Welcome to the studio, Homer.

[Homer Simpson - Litigant]

Homer: Thank you. Anyway, I just want to say that I went to my doctor and said that my
life expectancy has been shortened...

The auidience jeered at Homer

Kero: People! People! Calm down. I'm sorry Homer. Its just that the people are emotional.

Homer: Well, I want to speak that McAnimes...

The auidience jeered at Homer again.

Kero: Calm down! Please continue, Mr. Simpson.

Homer: Well, all I just want to do is to state my case.

Kero: Well, you had your chance on King Kero 3 weeks ago.

Homer: Wait...

Eriol: Let us look at that footage.

*King Kero Show - 3 Weeks ago*

King Kero: Welcome to King Kero. On tonight show, with me in the Studio is Homer Simpson, the
man who has a case against the large food giant, McAnimes.

Homer waved at the auidience.

King Kero: Well, I admire you, as a little guy, metaphorically, against a large food giant. So,
I'm giving you 1 minute of free air time to state your case.

The auidience clapped as Homer faces the camera.

Homer: Thanks...

King Kero: But the catch is that you must not mention today's key word, which is...Eat.

Homer: What?!

*KeyWord: Eat*

King Kero: Your time starts now.

Homer: Well, I'm stating my case because when you e...consume the food,...

*Oh*

Homer: ...you are actually putting in fat into your body. And when you are...chewing, you're
basically eating...

*BEEP*

King Kero: Oh no! You said the "KeyWord". You know what that means...LARD ABOVE!

King Kero runs off as a tub of lard poured lard onto Homer...

*

Kero and Eriol were with Homer, as Homer didn't look a single bit happy.

Kero: Well, I bet that stain couldn't come off.

Homer: It couldn't.

Eriol: Anyway, we will be back after the break with Homer and a surprise guest.

*Up Next: Guest who?*

*Break*

On the Kero Lifestyle Channel:

"The competition for who can make the best peet pile is on, between old man Gennai vs. old
man Oak to see who can satisfy old man Aki."

[Gennai]

[Oak]

[Aki]

"That is on Gardens of the Great Thinkers, on the Kero Lifestyle Channel, Kero Kable Channel
57."

*

[KNNNN: Is a trademark of the Daidouji Corporation]

*End Break*

Eriol: Welcome back, as promised, here is our surprised guest, the CEO of McAnimes and the
Daidouji Corporation, Madison Taylor!

As the CEO of McAnimes enters the Newscenter, the band played the theme for McAnimes. Then,
Madison sits

[McAnimes Fat-Wa: Madision Taylor - Daidouji Corporation and MCAnimes CEO.]

Madison: Well, its finally a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Simpson. Look, I hear that the sky
high legal bills are making you on the verge of bankrupcy and even if you win, we'll appeal.
Heck, even if we win, we'll appeal. But I want you walk out ouf the courtroom a winner,
no matter what, so here's a settlement, as you can see with the Springfield Isotopes!

Homer: OH MY GOD!

~

The band is playing the music.

Brock: "The Springfield Isotopes!"

~

Springfield Isotopes Captain: Homer, we can see you as a fat man, not with a fat body but a
fat heart. And we want your fat heart on our team, for one month training, so that we can
bring you back to normal! Do it for yourself, for us, for McAnimes.

~

Homer: Thank you!

Madison: And because of you, you make us relise how healthy we must make our McAnimes food
be.

Eriol: But wait, how will you right that wrong?

Madison: Well, as part of the settlement, we bring you this health chart in every McAnime
store!

Madison picks up a health chart marking a burger with diffrent words relating to how
healthy McAnimes food is.

Madison: Well, Homer?

~

Ash: Hang on, there has to be something more for Homer, is there?

~

Madison: Well, as part of the settlement, we will introduce, worldwide the new Homer Simpson
Healthy Burger!

A McAnimes worker puts a tray of the new Homer Simpson Healthy Burger on the newsdesk.

Homer: WOW! A burger named after me!

Madison: And we have even taken the liberty to make an ad for the burger.

Eriol: Well, let us see that ad.

*McAnimes Ad*

Misty was holding the new Homer Simpson Healthy Burger.

~

"This new burger comes with two sesame seed buns, with 5 slim meat patties, topped with
low-fat bacon, mayonese and our secret health sauce."

The Burger was seen on screen

~

"And if you mention Homer Simpson within the next few weeks while getting the burger, you'll
get a free burger upsize."

The Burger got one meat patty added.

"And with the Homer Simpson Healthy Burger, that is the reason why..."

~

Misty: "McAnimes: The Healthy place to eat in the Anime World!"

Misty takes a bite out of the Healthy Burger

*

Everyone was applausing with Homer joining in.

Madison: Well, Homer, do you want to settle?

Homer: Well...

The band played the drum roll...

Auidience *chanting*: Settle! Settle! Settle!

*Ding!*

Homer: Alright, I settle.

~

The band played celebration music.

Brock *singing*: "For he's a jolly good fella, for he's a jolly good fella, for he's a
jolly good fella...for he's now a healthy man!"

~

Kero: This is just in. Right at the 11th hour, Homer has accepted a settlement offer.

Eriol: And we'll have more after the break.

*Break*

"Tonight, on Kero and Friends..."

Kero was with the man in the red suit, Pegasus.

Kero: Are you saying that you do exorsisms?! Answer my question.

Man: I am trying to ans...

Kero: I'm asking you do you think Gundams must be trapped in cages with the pilot?!

"And Kero is not saying sorry. On Kero and Friends, Tonight on KNNNN."

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*End Break*

Eriol: Welcome back to KNNNN. We now have an update on the theater seige in Riverview.

Kero: And the results have been sent to the Gunmen and this is their reply. The Anime Character
to be shot is...

As Kero opens the letter, the band did the drum roll...

Kero: Its...

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~A/N: Some Closing Headlines~

"'Anime Idle' winner extremely lazy."

"Card Duelist got paper cut."

"Love Hina Set has run out of Hot Water."

"Pokemon Trainer uses PokeBall for wrong reasons."

"Complaints department finally gets complements."

"President Goku's SMS to Myotismon - >:-<"

"Anime Distributors now in another Anime Distribution Scandal."

"KNNNN's Weather Reporter Brock is still looking for a girl."

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