Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Digital Network ❯ The Introduction ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Apprentice of Gennai 
The beginning of the madness. What more can I say? What more needs to be said?
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.01.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 874 | Visits: 227 | Status: Teaser
The beginning of the madness. What more can I say? What more needs to be said?
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.01.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 874 | Visits: 227 | Status: Teaser
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon... although I wish I did!(cha-ching!)
A/N: Everything here is fictional, the channel and the Geek Federation, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was such a thing. One more thing, I have nothing against geeks okay, some people even consider me one so don't flame me because of that, 'kay.
The Digital Network presents...
The Introduction!
by: Gennai's Apprentice
The symbol of a globe with glasses appears on the screen for a few seconds...
Announcer: Now your dependable news for Geeks around the world, here's the President of 'Geeks Will Conquer The Earth,' Nicholas Schnoz...
Nick: Good evening, fellow Geeks, here on channel 527, we provide you with quality information on the newest updates in computer hardware and the hottest styles in Pocket Protectors! Unfortunately, this will be our final broadcast on the Digital Network--All Geeks All The Time. No more delightful showings of our incredible Knowledge Bowl, or our exciting international Chess tournaments. Instead, we are being replaced by... *grumbles* a new network. This new network, I believe, is led by a bunch of incompetent fools who have as much sense of the word 'fun' as the rest of the teenage world has, *sigh* except for one boy, I believe, who goes by the nickname 'Izzy'. He is truly one of us.
As I mentioned earlier, these eight kids are going to be *grumbles some more* taking over the network, just because they *imitates news anchor* SAVED THE WORLD! We Geeks save the world daily through our discoveries in all fields of science, but what thanks do we get! A Nobel Prize that's not even televised except here?! Don't even go into the Oscars and Grammys and all that other NONSENSE!!
(Although I do have to admit that their interactions with the so-called Digital Monsters is interesting...)
But that is besides the point! For all this gobbledygook, the network guild has decided to award them with their own television network. What is this world coming to...!?!?
*Static*
Inside a white, seamless room, eight kids are standing around a computer...
Tai: Well that takes care of them.
*Izzy glares at him*
Tai: I'm sorry Izzy, but they just wouldn't let go.
Kari: Wow, they gave us savings bonds for college, lots of cash, and now our own T.V. network!
Sora: What are we going to do, though?
Mimi: I know! We could put some Soaps on!
*The boys look sick at the thought*
Mimi: Well, then. Do any of you have any better ideas, HUH?
Matt: Sure, we could have some music videos...
Joe: Talkshows...
T.K.: And bloopers! Yay!
Tai: Well whatever it is we do, we'd better hurry. Hey, I got an idea, why don't we ask the viewers out there in T.V. Land (or Fanfiction.net) for some ideas and submit anything they'd like.
Izzy: We'll do that after we get a couple of our shows started, by the way, Matt, don't you have an interview with 'Hay Reno' (think Jay Leno) on the Tonite Show?
Matt: Darn, you're right, how will I get there in time?
Izzy: Well right now, we're in a type of Digital Dimension so why don't you just e-mail yourself there.
Matt: Then how in the world am I going to get out to the Real World?
Izzy: Dunno, we'll find out, you just go and I'll take care of it.
Matt: Alright Izzy, I trust you...
*Matt is e-mailed to Holywood*
Tai: Izzy, get a direct feed from the satellite...
Izzy: Got it! Connection established! Prepare to upload 'The Tonite Show' on Digital Network, channel 527.
Kari: Upload started! Begin live feed from Hollywood in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Live feed Commencing!
*Everyone looks at the computer with its huge 27 inch screen*
Izzy: On this screen, we can see what people around the world are watching on channel 527.
Mimi: Yeah, that is IF anybody's watching...
STAY TUNED PEOPLE!
A/N: Only an intro, this series will have anything that has to do with T.V., from News to Gameshows to Soaps (I never watch 'em but all it is is just a bunch of people with weird and messed up lives) Interviews, and whatever else this small mind of mine can think of. Catch ya' later!
~@~
Post A/N: I wrote this almost three years ago, and I still think its funny. Shows how derranged I am, huh. Some people have odd muses. I'm just insane. Just me and my cat, Petros. Who is Petros, you ask. Well, you'll find out soon enough.
Petros: Bwahahaha I'm finally free after THREE YEARS CAPTIVITY!!!...
BTW, henceforth, all notes labeled 'Post A/N' means notes made prior to reposting, all others were made upon writing of the fic.
A/N: Everything here is fictional, the channel and the Geek Federation, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was such a thing. One more thing, I have nothing against geeks okay, some people even consider me one so don't flame me because of that, 'kay.
The Digital Network presents...
The Introduction!
by: Gennai's Apprentice
The symbol of a globe with glasses appears on the screen for a few seconds...
Announcer: Now your dependable news for Geeks around the world, here's the President of 'Geeks Will Conquer The Earth,' Nicholas Schnoz...
Nick: Good evening, fellow Geeks, here on channel 527, we provide you with quality information on the newest updates in computer hardware and the hottest styles in Pocket Protectors! Unfortunately, this will be our final broadcast on the Digital Network--All Geeks All The Time. No more delightful showings of our incredible Knowledge Bowl, or our exciting international Chess tournaments. Instead, we are being replaced by... *grumbles* a new network. This new network, I believe, is led by a bunch of incompetent fools who have as much sense of the word 'fun' as the rest of the teenage world has, *sigh* except for one boy, I believe, who goes by the nickname 'Izzy'. He is truly one of us.
As I mentioned earlier, these eight kids are going to be *grumbles some more* taking over the network, just because they *imitates news anchor* SAVED THE WORLD! We Geeks save the world daily through our discoveries in all fields of science, but what thanks do we get! A Nobel Prize that's not even televised except here?! Don't even go into the Oscars and Grammys and all that other NONSENSE!!
(Although I do have to admit that their interactions with the so-called Digital Monsters is interesting...)
But that is besides the point! For all this gobbledygook, the network guild has decided to award them with their own television network. What is this world coming to...!?!?
*Static*
Inside a white, seamless room, eight kids are standing around a computer...
Tai: Well that takes care of them.
*Izzy glares at him*
Tai: I'm sorry Izzy, but they just wouldn't let go.
Kari: Wow, they gave us savings bonds for college, lots of cash, and now our own T.V. network!
Sora: What are we going to do, though?
Mimi: I know! We could put some Soaps on!
*The boys look sick at the thought*
Mimi: Well, then. Do any of you have any better ideas, HUH?
Matt: Sure, we could have some music videos...
Joe: Talkshows...
T.K.: And bloopers! Yay!
Tai: Well whatever it is we do, we'd better hurry. Hey, I got an idea, why don't we ask the viewers out there in T.V. Land (or Fanfiction.net) for some ideas and submit anything they'd like.
Izzy: We'll do that after we get a couple of our shows started, by the way, Matt, don't you have an interview with 'Hay Reno' (think Jay Leno) on the Tonite Show?
Matt: Darn, you're right, how will I get there in time?
Izzy: Well right now, we're in a type of Digital Dimension so why don't you just e-mail yourself there.
Matt: Then how in the world am I going to get out to the Real World?
Izzy: Dunno, we'll find out, you just go and I'll take care of it.
Matt: Alright Izzy, I trust you...
*Matt is e-mailed to Holywood*
Tai: Izzy, get a direct feed from the satellite...
Izzy: Got it! Connection established! Prepare to upload 'The Tonite Show' on Digital Network, channel 527.
Kari: Upload started! Begin live feed from Hollywood in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Live feed Commencing!
*Everyone looks at the computer with its huge 27 inch screen*
Izzy: On this screen, we can see what people around the world are watching on channel 527.
Mimi: Yeah, that is IF anybody's watching...
STAY TUNED PEOPLE!
A/N: Only an intro, this series will have anything that has to do with T.V., from News to Gameshows to Soaps (I never watch 'em but all it is is just a bunch of people with weird and messed up lives) Interviews, and whatever else this small mind of mine can think of. Catch ya' later!
~@~
Post A/N: I wrote this almost three years ago, and I still think its funny. Shows how derranged I am, huh. Some people have odd muses. I'm just insane. Just me and my cat, Petros. Who is Petros, you ask. Well, you'll find out soon enough.
Petros: Bwahahaha I'm finally free after THREE YEARS CAPTIVITY!!!...
BTW, henceforth, all notes labeled 'Post A/N' means notes made prior to reposting, all others were made upon writing of the fic.