Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Digital Network ❯ Digital Squares: Round 2 ( Chapter 6 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Apprentice of Gennai 
Part 2/3 of my first interactive fic. The insanity continues on another pointless round of the Digimon version of Holywood Squares.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 243 | Status: Completed
Part 2/3 of my first interactive fic. The insanity continues on another pointless round of the Digimon version of Holywood Squares.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 243 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: What's the point? Where's the Love? How come I don't own Digimon? Are you gonna give me a quarter to ask someone who cares?
The Digital Network presents:
Digital Squares!... Round 2
*T.V. screen is black*
*soft piano music is playing*
*a small voice speaks while little white letters show on the screen*
To all the non-writers beginners, and maybe veteran writers as well... I am in search of a good parody. Yes, we need scriptwriters for parodies. Inquire at Mitch9_2000@yahoo.com.
*loud rock music*
*screen flashes a bright light, then shows scenes of Matt playing a guitar, then Mimi singing, then T.K. on drums, then a crazed Joe dancing*
*screen blacks out again*
*soft piano music*
We need your help...
*keybord bang*
Tai: Sora!
Sora: Sorry...
****************************
*camera zooms on a little boy on the Web*
Mom: *calling from the other side of a closed door* Jimmy! Jimmy! Your breakfast is ready!
*camera pans to show monitor screen*
Jimmy: It's okay Mom! I've already got food. *mumbles* Food for thought.
*Boy reads the latest fic by kale on FFN*
Mom: It's eight! The bus is here!
Jimmy: Coming!
*Boy exits room and runs down stairs towards the front door*
Jimmy: Love ya! Bye Mom!
*Scene changes to Gym. Boy is climbing rope... but falls*
Coach: Jimmy! Jimmy are you alright?! Speak to me!
Jimmy: Need... real... food...
*screen fades to black*
People singing to Cherios theme: THE ONE AND ONLY FAN-FIC-TION
****************************
Announcer: Welcome back to Digital Squares!
Matt: Ahh... It's so much better without those stupid corn costumes.
Sora: Yeah, they're so stuffy!
T.K.: And hot!
Mimi: And Unfashionable!
Joe: *eyes roll, but land on Jenji* Hey, what's wrong with him?
*Jenji is on the floor writhing in pain*
GA: Need... real... food...
Seiitsu: For Prickly Pete's Sake, somebody get him some food!
Gratitous Freak: *holding tray of food* Coming ma'am.
Petros: That's what you get for not eating your Cherios and reading fanfics from four to eight in the morning. I know what'll make him feel better, a nice big juicy mouse!
GF: Plump mouse, coming right up. *squashes mouse running past* Here you go sir. *hands mouse to GA*
GA: I can either run to the little boy's room and throw up, or I can just throw up here... I choose the latter, I'm too weak to get up.
*GA heaves last meal on floor*
*Everyone except Petros turns in horror*
*Joe faints and falls from his box onto a mat*
Tai: I knew that mat would come in handy. Someone revive him and get him back up here.
Seiitsu: Do you have strawberry milk and banana posicles?
GF: Yup.
*Seiitsu starts chompin' down, then turns to GA in pity*
Seiitsu: Hey, Jenji, do you want some?
GA: Need... anything...
*GA gobbles down everything GF has*
GA: *stands up with amazing energy* Alright! That was good! Petros, I believe it's time for an appointment with the Kitty Psychiatrist for the fat mouse thing. *turns to Dr. C* Is everyone in places?
*Dr. C gives thumbs-up as he rolls a ladder away*
Joe: *weakly* Uh-huh.
GA: Dr. C, cut the commercials and run the cammeras, we're ready.
Dr. C: *off camera* Actually, the cameras have been on for a while now...
GA: Fudge! *stands behind podium and grabs index cards* Seiitsu, you won the last round, it's your turn.
Sandiya: I'm gonna win this round, you'll see.
Seiitsu: I choose that crazy cat, Petros!
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Special A/N: Box positions
Sora | T.K. | Kari
--------------------
Tai | Petros | Izzy
--------------------
Mimi | Joe | Matt
Seiitsu: O
Sandiya: X
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Petros: First get that Freak off the stage, he bothers me.
*GF sighs then leaves stage*
Audience: Awwww. *chants* Down with the CAT!
Petros: *waves claw* You want some, people?
*Audience hushes*
GA: This is really gonna hurt ratings. Okay, your question is... Who was Gatomon's former employer?
Petros: I know this one! I know everything on Gatomon! It's Wizardmon!
Seii: Oooh, you don't know anything! Go dig in the kitty litter, Petros! You're so wrong!
Petros: We'll see who's wrong, Jenji, tell her I'm right.
GA: Sorry, kitty, you can't get everything right.
Seii: Yesss!
Petros: *curses silently* It looks like you won a life time supply of green tea. *starts laughing and points paw at Seii* Sucker!
Seii: I actually like green tea! In YO' face, HAIRBALL!
Petros: Dang It!
GA: Security, get the muzzle. This cat ain't gonna talk until the next round.
Petros: Noooooo... mfmpbaf!
GA: *sweatdrops* Your turn Sandiya.
San: I chooooose... Izzy
GA: You should figure this one out easily, Izzy. What is Tentomon's real name?
Izzy: Huh? Umm... Uhh... I believe this is a trick question. Tentomon is Tentomon's real name.
San: Your intelligence is wondrous! I don't think you could ever be wrong.
GA: Too bad, wrong choice. He is wrong.
Izzy & San: WHAT!!!!!
GA: Just kidding, just kidding.
Izzy: Good. Sandiya, you won... Um, I can't seem to find the prize cards.
GA: What? Run that by me again.
Izzy: There are no more of those index cards that say what we can give away to the contestant.
Dr. C: *off camera* Oops! I knew it! I knew I didn't make enough!
GA: Okay, people. Time to get creative, Sandiya's got 1000 yen.
San: You call that creative?! Ten bucks, whoopty doo.
Seii: Hey it's better than 1 buck.
San: Good point.
Seii: I choose Kari
GA: Alrighty-then... What hangs on the trees of Primary Village?
Kari: Umm... Uhh... Toys?
GA: More specific...
Seii: C'mon Kari! What do they have at Primary Village?!
Kari: BABY TOYS!!
Seii: Yesss! That's my girl! I know she's right!
GA: Kari, tell your friend her prize...
Kari: Umm... No cards remember.
GA: Be imaginative.
Kari: Uh... A free all-expense trip to Odaiba, including a tour of our appartment, school, and all of TDN studios, as well as a pass to watch the taping of our movies and shows while your here!
GA: Impressive.
San: More impressive than ten bucks. *sticks tongue out at GA* I choose Mimi, I gotta win this round at least.
GA: Does Mimi love Ma... Moving along... Mimi, what is Matt's favorite color?
Mimi: I think it's blue, it goes so well with him. *looks dreamily into space*
San: No way, Mimi, it absolutely can't be that!
Mimi: *conducts stare down* I KNOW what I'm TALKING about!
San: Nooooo, it's not true... Your'e not talking me out of this, no! Uh-oh, you're trying to...
*Mimi grins evilly*
Petros: mfltel! (translation: That's my girl!)
San: NO! It's WRONG sir!
GA: Are you sure?
San: Yes!!
GA: Absolutely sure?
San: Shut up and read my lips! *makes large lip movements* N-O!
GA: Fine... You're right.
Mimi: WHAT?!
GA: Turns out his favorite color is green.
Matt: Yup, got that right. How'd you know Dr. C?
Dr. C: *off-camera* Psychic Network. No, I'm just kidding, you told me before.
Matt & Mimi: Ohhh.
Mimi: Well, you won... uh... a free makeover with me!
San: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
GA: *doubled over in laughter* O... Kay... It... is... your...
Seii: Stop with the pauses already, just finish the sentence! Geez! I'd rather ski in gravel in the middle of summer, than wait for you to finish your sentence!
GA: Fine, be that way. *turns away and pouts*
Seii: Oh, I'm sorry.
GA: *spins around quickly with a smile* All is forgiven, who is your choice.
Seii: Sora.
GA: Okay, here's your question, Sora. What is the color of Andromon's eyes? Isn't this a little... well, easy, C?
Dr. C: Hey, it was midnight, and I was tired. Give me a break.
All: *singing* Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAR!
Petros: mfltsl (translation: Get me out of this Nut House!)
Sora: Uhm, that was a long time ago, how about green?
Seii: How about... 'NO' Sora, Okay?
GA: How about YEAH BABY! You're right!
Sora: Seii, you got a free tour of Hiroshima! A depressing trip through history where around eighty-eight thousand people died when one of the first atomic bombs hit.
Seii: Do you hate me or something?
Sora: Maybe...
San: I choose Matt.
Matt: It's about time! All I've been doing is just sitting around here doing practically nothing. Thank you Sandiya!
San: My pleasure.
GA: Your question, Matt. What is the attack of an In-Training Digimon?
San: Matt, as hard as this may be, but could you please listen?
Matt: Huh? Hmm... *Matt's thinking hard, staring at the ceiling*
San: No? I LOVE YOU!
*Matt opens mouth wide in shock*
San: Ah, so that's how to get your attention... Matt... You better get this right or I'll sic the adoring fan club on you...
Matt: And if I do get it wrong, you can still say I'm wrong, and you will get my square! You don't have to be cruel!
*Dr. C puts on a tape of Etemon singing "Don't Be Cruel"*
All: Aack! Make it stop! Make it STOP!
Dr. C: Fine, if you don't like good Elvis impersonations, then that's fine with me.
Matt: Geez, I don't know. I know it had somethin' to do about bubbles, though. Is it Bubble Pop, no maybe it's Bubble Blow, or maybe even Blow Pop, no wait, that's my favorite lollipop.
GA: C'mon, we don't have an eternity here, what's your answer?
Tai: I think he's scared that some fan named Bertha might run him over if Sandiya doesn't get this right.
Matt: Shut up, Tai! At least I have fans.
Tai: Yeah, all three of 'em.
Matt: You betta' watch yo' mouth boy, they could be watching you right now...
Tai: Like I'm afraid of them, HA! Except maybe for Bertha...
Matt: Shut up already!
GA: Back to the point already!
Matt: Fine, I think it's Bubble Blow
San: I sure do hope you're right, because I'm agreeing with you, but if you aren't...
GA: Don't worry, you both are right.
Matt: Whew! *Matt wipes sweat off face*
Voice from audience: Oh Matt! You got it right! My name's Bertha and I'm your biggest fan! *A HUGE lady jumps up and down smashing several seats and sending tremors through the set*
Matt: ...
Joe: Be afraid... Be very afraid!
San: Oh well, *shrugs* I'll just send your fans out anyways. *whips out remote control*
GA: Hey, where'd she get that?
Matt: It doesn't matter! Just don't do it! Please! I'm begging you!!
*Sandiya pushes red button on remote revealing a hidden panel where hundreds of Matt fans pop out*
Matt: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seii: I am thinking Tai needs to retake Addition.
*Fans pour through Matt's box in the bottom left carrying him away and threatning to topple the huge tic-tac-toe box*
Rest of the DD: Woah!! Hey! Watch Out People!
Bertha: *comes running down to the set creating earthquakes* I'll save you Matt! I'm coming!!
*tic-tac-toe set collapses*
GA: Okay, Dr. C run the commercials while I call for Security and have them get Matt back. Also, do you know anyone who could rebuild the set in five minutes and dig out the Digidestined, and maybe even my cat?
TDN IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY.
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Special A/N: Box positions
O | T.K. | O
--------------------
Tai | O | X
--------------------
X | Joe | X
Seiitsu: O
Sandiya: X
***********************************************************************< br />
(You don't need to read this part, unless you're completely bored)
A/N: ...
*Jenji is sitting on a Laz-E-Boy in the middle of a bright white room*
Jenji: Sorry to cut it short for ya', but I sorta ran out on ideas. Don't worry about the rest of the round, it'll all be taken care of in the final fic of DigiSquares, plus I've got my people (led by Dr. C) in getting some new ideas for questions and the such. If you have any ideas, just have your people talk to my people.
*Petros comes from nowhere and hops onto Jenji's lap*
Jenji: I see they finally got you out.
Petros: Yup, and just in time. In that first commercial, we were serious. We really need your help in getting some of the funniest song parodies we can get.
Jenji: It'll be a sort of music awards fic... DigiMTV
Petros: The only thing is, we want something that is so poorly written, we'll MST each songfic and give an award to the worst one!
Jenji: Only requirement is that it can't be posted on FFN, besides if it's bad, why would you want it under your name. Also, please no cussing it'll be a G fic, thank you.
Petros: Do you think anyone would join?
Jenji: No way! I betcha this'll just fade off into another bad idea.
Petros: Oh well, it would've been fun MSTing songfics...
~@~
Post A/N: Well this ends round two of DigiSquares. This was actually the last fic I wrote way back when, still makes me laugh, I'm amazed I thought of these idiotic things. I must've been high off of sugar or something.
Obviously we can't do DigiMTV because of MST rules and regs, but if anyone wants to take your best shot, be my guest. If I get enough entries, I might make something of it. Oh, and when I say 'poorly written' it means quality, ie. corniness, uhh... corniness, umm... I don't know!
Oh and if anyone does try, think Music Video while writing.
The Digital Network presents:
Digital Squares!... Round 2
*T.V. screen is black*
*soft piano music is playing*
*a small voice speaks while little white letters show on the screen*
To all the non-writers beginners, and maybe veteran writers as well... I am in search of a good parody. Yes, we need scriptwriters for parodies. Inquire at Mitch9_2000@yahoo.com.
*loud rock music*
*screen flashes a bright light, then shows scenes of Matt playing a guitar, then Mimi singing, then T.K. on drums, then a crazed Joe dancing*
*screen blacks out again*
*soft piano music*
We need your help...
*keybord bang*
Tai: Sora!
Sora: Sorry...
****************************
*camera zooms on a little boy on the Web*
Mom: *calling from the other side of a closed door* Jimmy! Jimmy! Your breakfast is ready!
*camera pans to show monitor screen*
Jimmy: It's okay Mom! I've already got food. *mumbles* Food for thought.
*Boy reads the latest fic by kale on FFN*
Mom: It's eight! The bus is here!
Jimmy: Coming!
*Boy exits room and runs down stairs towards the front door*
Jimmy: Love ya! Bye Mom!
*Scene changes to Gym. Boy is climbing rope... but falls*
Coach: Jimmy! Jimmy are you alright?! Speak to me!
Jimmy: Need... real... food...
*screen fades to black*
People singing to Cherios theme: THE ONE AND ONLY FAN-FIC-TION
****************************
Announcer: Welcome back to Digital Squares!
Matt: Ahh... It's so much better without those stupid corn costumes.
Sora: Yeah, they're so stuffy!
T.K.: And hot!
Mimi: And Unfashionable!
Joe: *eyes roll, but land on Jenji* Hey, what's wrong with him?
*Jenji is on the floor writhing in pain*
GA: Need... real... food...
Seiitsu: For Prickly Pete's Sake, somebody get him some food!
Gratitous Freak: *holding tray of food* Coming ma'am.
Petros: That's what you get for not eating your Cherios and reading fanfics from four to eight in the morning. I know what'll make him feel better, a nice big juicy mouse!
GF: Plump mouse, coming right up. *squashes mouse running past* Here you go sir. *hands mouse to GA*
GA: I can either run to the little boy's room and throw up, or I can just throw up here... I choose the latter, I'm too weak to get up.
*GA heaves last meal on floor*
*Everyone except Petros turns in horror*
*Joe faints and falls from his box onto a mat*
Tai: I knew that mat would come in handy. Someone revive him and get him back up here.
Seiitsu: Do you have strawberry milk and banana posicles?
GF: Yup.
*Seiitsu starts chompin' down, then turns to GA in pity*
Seiitsu: Hey, Jenji, do you want some?
GA: Need... anything...
*GA gobbles down everything GF has*
GA: *stands up with amazing energy* Alright! That was good! Petros, I believe it's time for an appointment with the Kitty Psychiatrist for the fat mouse thing. *turns to Dr. C* Is everyone in places?
*Dr. C gives thumbs-up as he rolls a ladder away*
Joe: *weakly* Uh-huh.
GA: Dr. C, cut the commercials and run the cammeras, we're ready.
Dr. C: *off camera* Actually, the cameras have been on for a while now...
GA: Fudge! *stands behind podium and grabs index cards* Seiitsu, you won the last round, it's your turn.
Sandiya: I'm gonna win this round, you'll see.
Seiitsu: I choose that crazy cat, Petros!
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Special A/N: Box positions
Sora | T.K. | Kari
--------------------
Tai | Petros | Izzy
--------------------
Mimi | Joe | Matt
Seiitsu: O
Sandiya: X
****************************
Petros: First get that Freak off the stage, he bothers me.
*GF sighs then leaves stage*
Audience: Awwww. *chants* Down with the CAT!
Petros: *waves claw* You want some, people?
*Audience hushes*
GA: This is really gonna hurt ratings. Okay, your question is... Who was Gatomon's former employer?
Petros: I know this one! I know everything on Gatomon! It's Wizardmon!
Seii: Oooh, you don't know anything! Go dig in the kitty litter, Petros! You're so wrong!
Petros: We'll see who's wrong, Jenji, tell her I'm right.
GA: Sorry, kitty, you can't get everything right.
Seii: Yesss!
Petros: *curses silently* It looks like you won a life time supply of green tea. *starts laughing and points paw at Seii* Sucker!
Seii: I actually like green tea! In YO' face, HAIRBALL!
Petros: Dang It!
GA: Security, get the muzzle. This cat ain't gonna talk until the next round.
Petros: Noooooo... mfmpbaf!
GA: *sweatdrops* Your turn Sandiya.
San: I chooooose... Izzy
GA: You should figure this one out easily, Izzy. What is Tentomon's real name?
Izzy: Huh? Umm... Uhh... I believe this is a trick question. Tentomon is Tentomon's real name.
San: Your intelligence is wondrous! I don't think you could ever be wrong.
GA: Too bad, wrong choice. He is wrong.
Izzy & San: WHAT!!!!!
GA: Just kidding, just kidding.
Izzy: Good. Sandiya, you won... Um, I can't seem to find the prize cards.
GA: What? Run that by me again.
Izzy: There are no more of those index cards that say what we can give away to the contestant.
Dr. C: *off camera* Oops! I knew it! I knew I didn't make enough!
GA: Okay, people. Time to get creative, Sandiya's got 1000 yen.
San: You call that creative?! Ten bucks, whoopty doo.
Seii: Hey it's better than 1 buck.
San: Good point.
Seii: I choose Kari
GA: Alrighty-then... What hangs on the trees of Primary Village?
Kari: Umm... Uhh... Toys?
GA: More specific...
Seii: C'mon Kari! What do they have at Primary Village?!
Kari: BABY TOYS!!
Seii: Yesss! That's my girl! I know she's right!
GA: Kari, tell your friend her prize...
Kari: Umm... No cards remember.
GA: Be imaginative.
Kari: Uh... A free all-expense trip to Odaiba, including a tour of our appartment, school, and all of TDN studios, as well as a pass to watch the taping of our movies and shows while your here!
GA: Impressive.
San: More impressive than ten bucks. *sticks tongue out at GA* I choose Mimi, I gotta win this round at least.
GA: Does Mimi love Ma... Moving along... Mimi, what is Matt's favorite color?
Mimi: I think it's blue, it goes so well with him. *looks dreamily into space*
San: No way, Mimi, it absolutely can't be that!
Mimi: *conducts stare down* I KNOW what I'm TALKING about!
San: Nooooo, it's not true... Your'e not talking me out of this, no! Uh-oh, you're trying to...
*Mimi grins evilly*
Petros: mfltel! (translation: That's my girl!)
San: NO! It's WRONG sir!
GA: Are you sure?
San: Yes!!
GA: Absolutely sure?
San: Shut up and read my lips! *makes large lip movements* N-O!
GA: Fine... You're right.
Mimi: WHAT?!
GA: Turns out his favorite color is green.
Matt: Yup, got that right. How'd you know Dr. C?
Dr. C: *off-camera* Psychic Network. No, I'm just kidding, you told me before.
Matt & Mimi: Ohhh.
Mimi: Well, you won... uh... a free makeover with me!
San: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
GA: *doubled over in laughter* O... Kay... It... is... your...
Seii: Stop with the pauses already, just finish the sentence! Geez! I'd rather ski in gravel in the middle of summer, than wait for you to finish your sentence!
GA: Fine, be that way. *turns away and pouts*
Seii: Oh, I'm sorry.
GA: *spins around quickly with a smile* All is forgiven, who is your choice.
Seii: Sora.
GA: Okay, here's your question, Sora. What is the color of Andromon's eyes? Isn't this a little... well, easy, C?
Dr. C: Hey, it was midnight, and I was tired. Give me a break.
All: *singing* Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAR!
Petros: mfltsl (translation: Get me out of this Nut House!)
Sora: Uhm, that was a long time ago, how about green?
Seii: How about... 'NO' Sora, Okay?
GA: How about YEAH BABY! You're right!
Sora: Seii, you got a free tour of Hiroshima! A depressing trip through history where around eighty-eight thousand people died when one of the first atomic bombs hit.
Seii: Do you hate me or something?
Sora: Maybe...
San: I choose Matt.
Matt: It's about time! All I've been doing is just sitting around here doing practically nothing. Thank you Sandiya!
San: My pleasure.
GA: Your question, Matt. What is the attack of an In-Training Digimon?
San: Matt, as hard as this may be, but could you please listen?
Matt: Huh? Hmm... *Matt's thinking hard, staring at the ceiling*
San: No? I LOVE YOU!
*Matt opens mouth wide in shock*
San: Ah, so that's how to get your attention... Matt... You better get this right or I'll sic the adoring fan club on you...
Matt: And if I do get it wrong, you can still say I'm wrong, and you will get my square! You don't have to be cruel!
*Dr. C puts on a tape of Etemon singing "Don't Be Cruel"*
All: Aack! Make it stop! Make it STOP!
Dr. C: Fine, if you don't like good Elvis impersonations, then that's fine with me.
Matt: Geez, I don't know. I know it had somethin' to do about bubbles, though. Is it Bubble Pop, no maybe it's Bubble Blow, or maybe even Blow Pop, no wait, that's my favorite lollipop.
GA: C'mon, we don't have an eternity here, what's your answer?
Tai: I think he's scared that some fan named Bertha might run him over if Sandiya doesn't get this right.
Matt: Shut up, Tai! At least I have fans.
Tai: Yeah, all three of 'em.
Matt: You betta' watch yo' mouth boy, they could be watching you right now...
Tai: Like I'm afraid of them, HA! Except maybe for Bertha...
Matt: Shut up already!
GA: Back to the point already!
Matt: Fine, I think it's Bubble Blow
San: I sure do hope you're right, because I'm agreeing with you, but if you aren't...
GA: Don't worry, you both are right.
Matt: Whew! *Matt wipes sweat off face*
Voice from audience: Oh Matt! You got it right! My name's Bertha and I'm your biggest fan! *A HUGE lady jumps up and down smashing several seats and sending tremors through the set*
Matt: ...
Joe: Be afraid... Be very afraid!
San: Oh well, *shrugs* I'll just send your fans out anyways. *whips out remote control*
GA: Hey, where'd she get that?
Matt: It doesn't matter! Just don't do it! Please! I'm begging you!!
*Sandiya pushes red button on remote revealing a hidden panel where hundreds of Matt fans pop out*
Matt: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seii: I am thinking Tai needs to retake Addition.
*Fans pour through Matt's box in the bottom left carrying him away and threatning to topple the huge tic-tac-toe box*
Rest of the DD: Woah!! Hey! Watch Out People!
Bertha: *comes running down to the set creating earthquakes* I'll save you Matt! I'm coming!!
*tic-tac-toe set collapses*
GA: Okay, Dr. C run the commercials while I call for Security and have them get Matt back. Also, do you know anyone who could rebuild the set in five minutes and dig out the Digidestined, and maybe even my cat?
TDN IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY.
****************************
Special A/N: Box positions
O | T.K. | O
--------------------
Tai | O | X
--------------------
X | Joe | X
Seiitsu: O
Sandiya: X
***********************************************************************< br />
(You don't need to read this part, unless you're completely bored)
A/N: ...
*Jenji is sitting on a Laz-E-Boy in the middle of a bright white room*
Jenji: Sorry to cut it short for ya', but I sorta ran out on ideas. Don't worry about the rest of the round, it'll all be taken care of in the final fic of DigiSquares, plus I've got my people (led by Dr. C) in getting some new ideas for questions and the such. If you have any ideas, just have your people talk to my people.
*Petros comes from nowhere and hops onto Jenji's lap*
Jenji: I see they finally got you out.
Petros: Yup, and just in time. In that first commercial, we were serious. We really need your help in getting some of the funniest song parodies we can get.
Jenji: It'll be a sort of music awards fic... DigiMTV
Petros: The only thing is, we want something that is so poorly written, we'll MST each songfic and give an award to the worst one!
Jenji: Only requirement is that it can't be posted on FFN, besides if it's bad, why would you want it under your name. Also, please no cussing it'll be a G fic, thank you.
Petros: Do you think anyone would join?
Jenji: No way! I betcha this'll just fade off into another bad idea.
Petros: Oh well, it would've been fun MSTing songfics...
~@~
Post A/N: Well this ends round two of DigiSquares. This was actually the last fic I wrote way back when, still makes me laugh, I'm amazed I thought of these idiotic things. I must've been high off of sugar or something.
Obviously we can't do DigiMTV because of MST rules and regs, but if anyone wants to take your best shot, be my guest. If I get enough entries, I might make something of it. Oh, and when I say 'poorly written' it means quality, ie. corniness, uhh... corniness, umm... I don't know!
Oh and if anyone does try, think Music Video while writing.