Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragon Fighters ❯ Don't Piss off the Prince... ( Chapter 22 )

Dragon Fighters

By: animej

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BOOM!!!!!

Something was outside...

Everyone stopped...

`What was that?' Goku asked.

`...' Nobody dared answer.

`Well. I think it was-`

I SAID NOBODY ANSWERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raditz steps back. `Ok! Ok! Never mind...'

That's better...

`I'll go check it out.' Goku said with a frown.

`YOU CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT KAKAROT!!! I'm coming!' Raditz said, stepping in front of Goku.

They both headed out the door.

`What do YOU think it is Chichi?' Maya asked nervously.

`Oh! All this worrying's going to give me wrinkles!' Chichi said.

*Everyone fell over anime style*

~Same old Chichi~ Tomae thought.

-Outside-

`Who's out there?!' Goku demanded.

He searched for a ki... he found one...

He ran forward... He saw something... something... small...

Raditz caught up to him... `What is it Kakarot?!' Raditz shouted.

`What IS that?' Goku said.

`What is WHAT?!?!?!?!'

`That...' Goku said kind of dazed. He pointed to something on the ground...

It was... (Dun dun dun) a tiny pink piggy...

`AWWW!!! ISN'T IT CUTE!!' Goku said, picking it up into his arms.

`KAKAROT!!! Are you that brain dead?!?!?! That could be another EVIL PIGGY!!!!!!!!' Raditz shouted.

`NAH! This guy is PINK! Let's bring him inside.' Goku said cheerfully.

`We STILL, SHOULDN'T bring him in!!!!!!!!!!!

-Inside-

Everyone was getting nervous. They were fidgeting around, twiddling their thumbs or something like that...

`It's been a while since we heard from them...' Maya said, getting really nervous.

`I'll go check on them.' Goshi walked to the door and opened it, only to come face-to-face with a... pig...

`AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHH!!!!!!!'

Goshi sprang right through the roof and into the night sky... (Author sweat-drops)

`I told you we shouldn't have brought it in!' Raditz yelled.

`MY ROOF!!!!! I JUST PATCHED THE OTHER TWO SPOTS THE OTHER DAY!!!!! CRAP!!!!!!!!!!' Chichi yelled.

You could here Goshi's voice fading away, then getting closer... and closer... until...

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She fell through the same hole she made in the first place... making a dent in the floor...

`GOSHI!!!' Maya screamed. `Are you ok?!?!?!?!'

Goshi lifted her head from the floor. She looked up and saw Goku still holding that... that... THING!!!!! She jumped back and hit the wall. `WHAT IS THAT THING!!!!!' She pointed, still trying to hang onto the wall.

`It's CUTE!!!!' Maya said running over to Goku and cooing and the pig.

Everyone else ran over to it. Chichi, Tomae, Goha-er... Garron. But Raditz just walked up to Goshi.

`You're scared aren't you?' He smirked.

`NO!!! I'm not scared of some STUPID pig!!!' Goshi yelled.

`Then why are you shaking so much?'

She looked down... Her legs and arms were trembling.

`JUST BACK OFF!!!'

~Ping!~

Goku just remembered something...

`THAT EVIL GUY IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' He through the piggy through the roof... never to be seen again... (At least by THEM...)

`GOKU!!!!' Chichi and Maya shouted.

`Oops... Sorry...' Goku scratched the back of his head...

Goshi didn't show it... but she was REALLY happy that the piggy was gone...

`YAY! YAY! YAY!! The pig is gone! The pig is gone!'

HEY!!! I SAID SHE DIDN'T SHOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pant* *pant*

Goshi shuts up...

MUCH better... But back to Goku...

`We must contact the gang!' He said. `I'll first call... VEGETA!!!!!'

Goku walks over to the phone... (Do they even HAVE a phone?)

Goku picks up the phone...

Goku stops...

`Er... what's their phone number?'

*Everyone falls over anime style*

(I made the number up... it's not real...)

`1-800-bulmas-house' Chichi said.

Tomae, Goshi, and Maya sweat-drop

Goku dialed the number...

-At Bulma's house-

~ring~ ~ring~

Bulma walked over to the phone and picked it up.

`Hello?' She said.

`OH HI GOKU!!!!!'

`Where's Vegeta?' Bulma repeated the question.

`He's training...' While she was talking, she was trying to open a pickle jar...

`Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...' She tried to open the jar.

`GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!' Her face turned red with frustration.

-At the Son's house-

`Are you ok, bulma? You almost sound constipated...'

Chichi whacked the back of his head.

`Oh um... Sorry Bulma... Oh, you're trying to open a pickle jar huh? Well, could you get Vegeta? Thanks...'

*Sits and waits*

*Everyone stares with anticipation*

*still waiting*

*Hears squeaky yelling on the other side of the line*

`Oh HI Vegeta!!!!' Goku smiles.

`Listen... We need your help with defeating another evil villain...'

He paused. `Oh, you're training to kill ME! OH Ok! Well then uh-`

Goshi ran over and grabbed the phone out of Goku's hand. She put the phone right up to the front of her face and yelled.

`ALL RIGHT! LISTEN HEAR VEGETA!!!!!! YOU GET YOUR METELIC BUT OVER HEAR OR I'LL COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR -`

~Please enjoy the brief intermission... there is a problem that needs to be fixed... Thank you! And continue watching (or reading)... Dragon Fighters!!!!~

*plays the dragonball z song*

~We have now fixed the problem... enjoy!~

Goku was on the phone again...

`What was that Vegeta? Oh, let me get a piece of paper and a pen.'

Gets a piece of paper and a pen...

`Ok, can you say that again? Ok, `You better watch is Goshi-brat... I'll give you two seconds to run for... for what? Your life! Ah! Ok... and what else? Ok... `I will kill you, exclamation-point, exclamation-point, exclamation-point... What did you say? Erase that? Ok... what? OH!!! Really BIG exclamation point, really BIG exclamation point, really big exclamation point... And what else? A picture of a pirates flag, with the skull... and the bones... and lots and lots of blood... Well Sorry Vegeta, but I only have a BLACK pen... I don't think I could draw blood with that... Then just skip the blood? Ok Vegeta, I'll give it to her... Ok, I'll see you in about *looks at clock* seven seconds, ok bye!' He nicely hung up the phone...

`Oh Goshi!' He walked over to where she was standing...

She was all white...

`By the way, he gave me a message to give to you... here you go...'

He put the note in her hand...

She was still COMPLETELY pale... She couldn't move... Her pupils had reduced to tiny dots... She seemed to be standing in a dark shadow...

`WHAT DID YOU DO WOMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!' Raditz bellowed. `THAT WAS THE PRINCE YOU JUST PISSED OFF!!!!!! ARE YOU NUTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!'

She was still pale...

~ding~ ~dong~

The doorbell rang...

Goshi lifted one side of her mouth, bearing her teeth, and jumped back and hit the wall...

`Hmm... I wonder who that could be?' Goku walked to the front door.

Raditz started talking again. `LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!!!!'

`The end is near...' Tomae sang. `And we're all gonna die.'

`YAY!!! TRUNKS MIGHT BE HERE!!!!!!!' She clapped her hands and jumped up and down.

*everyone sweat-dropped*

BUT BACK TO GOKU!!!!!!

Goku reached for the door...

He turned the knob...

He opened the door!!!!! It was!!!!! The mailman?

`Hello sir, I am the mailman...'

*Goshi sighed with relief* `Sorry to get you up this early in the morning, but... well, I'm an early guy and-WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!'

Vegeta picked him up and through him into the sky...

`OK KAKAROT!!! WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!?!' Vegeta looked behind him.

`Where's WHO Vegeta?' Goku asked.

`WHERE. IS. THE. LAST. SAIYAN. FEMALE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!'

`What's her name?'

Vegeta became frustrated. `WHERE IS GOSHI?!?!?!?!?!' He bellowed.

`OH!!!! She's back there.' He pointed his thumb behind him. `Man, she was really pale when I gave her that note. Do you think she's sick?'

`Heheheh... She is scared. COME OUT AND I WON'T KILL YOU... just yet...' Vegeta said to himself. But Goku heard him.

`Ah Vegeta! You shouldn't be so rough!' He patted him on the back.

Vegeta ignored him and walked past.

Goshi could hear him getting closer...

She tightened her grip on the wall...

`VEGETA!!!!!!!' Garron squealed. `YAY!!!! MISTER VEGETA'S HERE!!!!!!'

Raditz fell over anime style.

Garron latched himself onto Vegeta's leg.

`Get off me brat!' Vegeta snapped.

~Ping!~

Goku remembered something...

`I better call the other guys! He headed to the phone...

He picked it up... but he paused again...

`What's Krillin's phone number?'

Everyone falls over anime style...

Once again, Chichi answered. `His is 354-WASBALD'

Goshi, Tomae, and Maya sweat-dropped...

Vegeta APPARANTLY forgot about Goshi... for the moment...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *lighting strikes in background*

Ok, I'll stop

Goku dialed the number...

~ring~ ~ring~

Marron picked up the phone...

`Hi Marron!' Goku said cheerfully.

`How's it goi-`

Tomae rushed over and took the phone from Goku.

`Hi Marron!' Tomae said.

`Yes, it's me, Tomae. Yeah how are you?' Tomae was turning redder the more he spoke...

Goshi's color returned... but she moved to the opposite side of the room Vegeta was on...

Vegeta became impatient... (when is he NOT!!! ^_~)

He zoomed over, took the phone from Tomae and spoke into the phone. `PUT YOUR CUE-BALL-HEADED FATHER ON THE PHONE!!!!!!'

`HEY!!!' Tomae whined.

`He is not cue-ball headed!' Goku said.

`CLAMP IT!!!!' Vegeta screamed at them both.

Krillin came to the phone. `KRILLIN!! GET OVER TO KAKAROT'S HOUSE NOW!!!' with that said, he hung up the phone.

`HEY!!! I was talking!!' Tomae whined again.

`He is not cue-ball headed.' Goku mumbled.

`Grrrrrr...' Vegeta balled his fists...

Maya walked over to Vegeta... (uh-oh)

`Vegeta? Where's Trunks?' Maya asked.

`At home...' He replied simply.

`Why?' She asked.

`Because...'

`Why?'

`Because...'

`Why?'

BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!! *pant* *pant*'

`...' She stopped... for a moment... `Why?'

`GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

`That should be enough people to fight this `Shiaka' guy right?'

Goku asked.

`I don't know!' Goshi said.

Vegeta walked up to her... (BIG Uh-oh!!!!!!)

She gulped...

He was a bit taller than she was...

`Hey! Ya' know what?' Goku interrupted the silence.

Vegeta and Goshi both looked at him.

`She IS as tall as you were while we fought Cell!'

`WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?' They both yelled.

`I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!!!!!!' Goshi shouted.

`I AM NOT SHORT EITHER!!!!!!!' Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs.

Raditz came behind Goshi and hugged her...

Goshi made a REALLY disgusted face.

`Aw, woman... Denial is BAD for you...' He said in a calm tone...

`*twitch* *twitch* I AM NOT IN DENIAL!!!!!!! YOU OVER-SIZED TOMATO!!!!!!!'

`HEY!!!!!!' Tomae shouted...

`HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PRINCE OF SAIYANS!!!!' Vegeta shouted.

`Huh?' Raditz said.

PUNCH!!!!!!

Raditz got punched through the roof by both, Vegeta and Goshi... Who now had a vein popping out of their fist and their forhead...

`I'm here evrybody!!' It was Krillin. He had gray hair and a matching mustache...

`KRILLIN!!!!' Goku shouted.

`AH VEGETA!!!! I still like your hair cut! I just didn't likeit when it was a FLAT cut! Heheh... But NOW it's SPIKY!! And even though it's shorter than it was before...' He paused...

Vegeta growled...

`I'm just glad Bra got you to cut that mustache!' Krillen laughed again...

`WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ONE TO TALK CUE-BALL!!!!!!!!'

BOOM!!!!!!!

`DRAGON FIGHTERS!!!!!!!!!' A voice boomed.

`COME OUT NOW!!!!!'

Somebody (or someTHING was outside...)

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OOOOOOOOOO!!!! What will happen next?!?!?! o.O

And THIS time... it's serious... MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Tune in NEXT time for... DRAGON FIGHTERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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