Flame Of Recca Fan Fiction ❯ Flame of Recca Interviews ! ❯ Interview with Renge ( Chapter 2 )
FLAME OF RECCA INTERVIEWS
A Comedic Flame of Recca fanfiction
By Neo Juste Belmont
Disclaimer : I own nothing. Flame of Recca belongs to Nobuyuki Anzai. Nobuyuki Anzai belongs to himself. Magic Knight Rayearth belongs to CLAMP. Castlevania belongs to Konami. Sengoku Musou/Samurai Warriors belongs to Koei.
Interview 2 is with.... Renge
Juste : Aaand we're back in the Flame of Recca Interviews hosted by me, Neo Juste Belmont. Last time we had an interview with Mikagami Tokiya, added with a small cameo of Shidou Hikaru from Magic Knight Rayearth (And what a run from those fangirls). And this time, we're about to interview our cute, naive, childish and pitiful Kurei clone.... RENGE !!
*Renge enters and sit down on a chair*
Juste : Hello, Renge. So, how do you feel ?
Renge : Renge's hungry ! I wanna eat !! Papa, where's my food !?
Juste : Err... Here's some ice cream. *hands down ice cream*
Renge : *Eats ice cream and pukes* This tastes horrible !! Papa always buy me far better ice creams !
Juste : Oh geez... Really, Renge, let's get right to the point... Sorry if it's gonna get rough.
*Juste pulls some rope and tied Renge on her chair*
Renge : I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED !!! SAVE ME, PAPA !!!!
Juste : Oookay. Renge, look below.
*Renge saw a cockroach on her feet. And then, she started struggling in panic*
Renge : AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE !!! THERE'S A COCKROACH ON MY FEET !!! PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*An hour later... Renge is still tied, Juste is busy drinking coffee.*
Renge : HELP MEEEE !!!!!!!!! *more struggling*
*An hour later... Renge is still tied, Juste is busy reading newspaper*
Renge : SOMEBODY !!!!!!!!! *more struggling*
*Another hour later... Renge is still tied, Juste is busy playing GBA's Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance*
Renge : PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Another hour later... Renge is still tied, Juste is busy reading Flame of Recca vol 32.*
Renge : *cry* BOO-HOOOOOO !!!! *more struggling*
Juste : OK, that should be enough. *stops reading the manga and untied Renge*
Renge : You bad bad bad man !!! I'm going to punish you !!
Juste : Let's get right to the question before you punish me. What do you think on your papa ? In other words... Mori ?
Renge : Papa ? He always praise me ! He's the best man in the world !
Juste : *pukes* Why is that ?
Renge : He loves me and always give me what I wanted !
Juste : Oh, really.... Well, read this. *hands down Flame of Recca vol 32 to Renge*
Renge : *reads until the part where Mori kills and absorbs Renge, and also calls her 'Failure'* *Face expression changed into fear*
Juste : Now you see ? That's your papa.
Renge : I....is... is this for real ?
Juste : But of course. You know what, Renge. I must admit you're sooo cute. But... why do you have to serve that ass called Mori that will eventually BACKSTAB you ? If only you didn't serve Mori....
*Mori Ranmaru from Sengoku Musou/Samurai Warriors came in*
Ranmaru : Does anybody call me ?
Juste : AHEM.
Ranmaru : Whoops, sorry, wrong game.
*Ranmaru exits the stage*
Juste : Back to the point... Renge... do you want to die with insults, regrets and blah blah blah like that ? He didn't even help you when I tie you up with a cockroach on your feet....
Renge : Brr... NOOO !!! Renge doesn't want to die !! I'm scared !!!
Juste : In that case... kill him.
*Mori Kouran storms in. The audience gave loud boos*
Mori : What the hell do you think you're doing, Renge !? And you think you're believing this stupid fan of a stupid game called Castlevania !? Come back to papa !
Juste : *lashes Mori with the Vampire Killer whip* Okay... You may insult me, Mori... Insult me with all humiliating insults.... BUT DON'T YOU DARE INSULT CASTLEVANIA !!! *readies to whip again* Villain-wise, Dracula owns you for free anyway !
Mori : Renge !! Kill him !
Renge : ....
Mori : What are you waiting for !?
Renge : Papa.... Will you kill Renge ? After papa achieves the true form of Tendou Jigoku....?
Mori : Well, that's my plan anyway ! When I achieve it, I don't need anybody !! So when I don't need them anymore... I'll kill them, including you, you failure !!... Oops.
Juste : There, you heard it straight from his mouth.
Renge : BAD BAD BAD PAPA !!!! RENGOKU !!! *burns Mori with her fireball*
Mori : *burns to death* NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*audience cheers*
Juste : He's dead now. Good riddance anyway.
Renge : Mr Juste... Now what should I do ?
Juste : You want to play ? Go to the back room. I have prepared tons of toys for you.
Renge : But.... will you backstab me later ?
Juste : Sheesh ! I won't do that of course ! Remember... as long as you didn't do bad things, you're a good girl ! I'll teach you what's good and bad later.
Renge : YAY ! Thanks, Mr Juste ! You're a kind man ! *kisses Juste and ran to the back room* <note : Renge's mind is a mind of a 3 years old baby, so being kissed by her is like being kissed by a baby !>
Juste : *to the audience* Always remember that I always add Mori bashing and killing whenever possible in this show. That means, I will always revive him when needed... only to be killed for pleasure of the audience ! Who loves him anyway ? Nobody loves him ! Well, until next time !! *curtain closes*
Audience : BRAVOOOO !!! WOO-HOOOOOOO !!!!!
*Meanwhile, in Nobuyuki Anzai's office*
Mikagami : *barges in* ANZAI !!!!
Anzai : Oh ? Hiya, Mikagami.
Mikagami : *murderous eye* You'll pay for turning me into hostage a lot !!! *readies Ensui*
Anzai : Huh ?
*fade to black... A lot sound of beating and punching and Anzai's scream of pain could be heard*
(Thus concludes our interview today !)
Juste : That's about the Renge interview. Please R/R ! The next interview will have another cameo ! Bye !