Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Chips Ahoy! ❯ Chapter 1
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-Duo and Wufei are sitting at a booth at Burger King-
Duo: *sips at his drink* I'm bored...Woofey...let's do something.
Wufei: How dare you call me that pet name in public...
Duo: Pet name!? I was just teasin' ya!
Wufei: Get away from me, Maxwell.
Duo: Why do you call me by my last name...? That's so anoooyiiing.
Wufei: Injustice!
Duo: Oh, shut up!
Wufei: Such injustice!
Duo: You're one to talk! Look at the mess you made on their table! *He
pointed to the crumbs of a whopper lying in front of Wufei*
Wufei: That is a mere accident. Leave me alone, you ignoramus! I no
longer want to be seen in public with you!
Duo: *shocked* Now that's just rude! *He got up from his seat and
marched off*
Wufei: Damn right...
-We follow as Duo walks back to his cozy apartment-
Duo: *opens the door with a key and sighs* I'm bored again. *Shouts*
Is anyone here?
Heero: Omae o korosu...
Duo: Heero! Hey buddy! Whatcha doin' here?
Heero: ...I'm not so sure myself...I want to get out.
Duo: Nonsense! Come on, stay!
Heero: Let me out the door.
Duo: No! You're gonna go back to watch stupid chick flicks with
Relena. Come on...if you stay we can watch cool movies!
Heero: And what do you propose a "cool movie" be?
Duo: One with lots of fightin' and action and blood!
Heero: You ninny...
Duo: Geeze! What is it with the name-calling today?
Heero: I'm going to go see Relena...
Duo: But why!?
Heero: Because she has...nevermind.
Duo: Ohh...sorry that I'm a guy...
Heero: That's not what I meant!
Duo: Oh.
Heero: She has...those...cookies.
Duo: I have cookies!
Heero: Duo...you have Chips Ahoy.
Duo: Those are cookies!!
Heero: No...those are what I call "revolting". Relena's are homemade.
Duo: I can learn!
Heero: *walks out the door*
Duo: NO! Now I have to learn to make cookies! Damn it! *Walks over to
the oven*
Wufei: *Opens the door and walks in*
Duo: Woofey! You've gotta help me! Please! I need to make homemade
cookies! *Shakes him violently*
Wufei: Get your filthy hands OFF of me, you oaf!
Duo: *lets go* See what I mean! What's with the names?
Wufei: Cookies?
Duo: No, names.
Wufei: Cookies?
Duo: NAMES!
Wufei: Cookies?
Duo: NAMES! N-a-m-e-s, names!
Wufei: No, I mean, you need to make cookies?
Duo: Oh. Yeah! Do you know how?
Wufei: Only fortune cookies.
Duo: ...
Wufei: Look in the cook book, you half-wit.
Duo: Okies! *Grabs a cook book and spots a recipe for chocolate chip
cookies*
Wufei: *gathers everything as Duo reads it out*
Duo: Okay...'take the green bean and slice it so the points are facing
the left'
Wufei: Right?
Duo: No left.
Wufei: Left?
Duo: Right.
Wufei: Right?
Duo: No left.
Wufei: Left?
Duo: Right.
Wufei: Right?
Duo: No left.
Wufei: Left?
Duo: Right.
Wufei: God damn it, Maxwell. Make up your mind!
Duo: I did! I said LEFT!
Wufei: And I asked you if that was `right'.
Duo: ...OH!
Wufei: Imbecile!
Duo: No!
Wufei: Yes!
Duo: NO!
Wufei: Yes!
Duo: NO!!
Wufei: Shut up!
Duo: No, as in, this is the wrong recipe.
Wufei: *growls*
Duo: Silly me! Green bean stew, I must be on the wrong page! Lets
start over!
-At Relena's-
Relena: Remind me what you're here for again, Heero?
Heero: *mumbles* Cookies...
Relena: Pardon?
Heero: *speaks a bit louder* ...I said cookies.
Relena: What was that?
Heero: *shouts* COOKIES!
Relena: OH! Those...here, let me get them for you. *Runs into the
kitchen, grabs the cookie jar, runs back out and hands it to him*
Heero: *eats timidly*
*The doorbell rings*
Relena: Oh dear, I better get that. Hold on Heero! *Runs over to the
door and answers, in surprise to see Duo and Wufei, covered in flour*
Duo: Hi Relena!
Relena: Why Duo...how "nice" to see you. Come on in!
Wufei: What about me?
Relena: ...Likewise.
*Relena, Duo, and Wufei all walk in and sit down*
Heero: *munch munch*
Duo: HA! You should see your face Heero!
Heero: *takes out gun in the midst of his munching* Omae o korosu.
Duo: *flops over on a large chair*
Relena: What's wrong Duo, you look famished.
Duo: I've been spending all afternoon with Justice-Man here trying to
figure out how to make cookies.
Wufei: With no success.
Duo: Shut up.
Heero: *glances back and forth to the speakers*
Duo: Gee Relena, I don't know how you do it...no matter what I do,
Heero won't even talk to me.
Heero: *glare*
Duo: How do you make those cookies anyway?
Relena: Make them?? These are chips ahoy!
Author's Note: Hello everyone! Umm...welcome to my insane world of
fanfics. This is one of my fics where I just kinda went crazy and
anything I thought of kinda fell out of my brain and plopped onto the
computer screen. It's not very detailed, or great, but I thought I'd
put it up anyway. ^^ Any questions or comments, or if you want to use
this sad little fanfic, e-mail me at LonelyMoon@tokyopop.com