InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Too funny! ❯ confrontation ( Chapter 5 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: ayaisnevertoosweet 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.17.2005 | Updated On: 09.12.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 4.1K | Visits: 179 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.17.2005 | Updated On: 09.12.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 4.1K | Visits: 179 | Status: Work In Progress
INUYASHA
On the next episode of IN YOUR ASSA,
I mean INUYASHA.
Accually it's happening now so look , watch......
READ!!!!!
KIKYO captures KAGOME!
(While everyone was sleeping,KIKYO threw her in a orangeish glowing bag and drags KAGOME to her hut ,in a barier protected forest.But before they got there ,KAGOME over heard what sounded like SESSHOUMARU(fluffy) talking to KIKYO.It sounded as if he was
hitting on her............. almost? His way of hitting on her anyway........)
FLUFFY:You know KIKYO you are a very powerful preistest.And you have a marvouless ass!
You would make a wonderful mate.
(He says as he moves closer.With that exremly creepy stare that he gives people.)
KAGOMEthinking:WHAT!
KIKYO:That's nice but my heart is with someone that I love.But thank you,I'm not flattered.
FLUFFY:To who?!My cursed hanyou younger brother!He is not fit to have you as a friend!
KIKYO:Do not feel threatened by him, I'm dead any way.I'm not fit to love him but I do!I'm leaving now.
Don't bother looking for me!Your weak.And you do not know what love is .So shove that up your ass!
FLUFFY:You must loathe everything in your path.Including KAGOME.
KIKYO:NO SHIT BUCK WHEAT!
(As she says that, she moves on.Not to notice FLUFFY is crying in the backround with RIN comforting him.)
hehehehehehehehehehehe!
FLUFFY:I need some strawberry ice cream!Or a Britney Spears CD.Waaaaaaaaa!
RIN:I'm sorry master SESSHOUMARU.Maybe it just wasn't ment to be?Master JAKEN go get him strawberry ice cream!!
FLUFFY:Maybe I should nail that SARA chick instead?Waaaaaaaa!
JAKEN:This is soooooo gay!.
***********
SOME DUDE:Some time later, they enter KIKYO's hut thing.I think it's a hut. I'll just call it a hut.
You can call it whatever the hell you want to.It's really small, how the hell does she live in there!?Does she live there?0-o
(KIKYO drops her decendent on the rock hard ground.And goes to sit in her chair, when KAGOME pops out and asks.....)
KAGOME:Why the hell did you capture me, you old bitchy wench!!!
(KIKYO stares at her rival with anger,as she stomps over.)
KIKYO:I'm desperate ok! I want INUYASHA!!!!!! Your keeping him from me.
(KAGOME looks at her with a blank face wondering ,why she can't contain her self?)
KAGOMEthinking:(Ha ha desperate.)
So!Your dead, and I don't exactly like him.Plus I highly dought he wants a crispy,
old, dead chick!
(KYKIO starts to growl at her aponent. Surprisingly she doesn't say anything)
KIKYOthinking:(DIE BITCH!)
MEANWHILE**********
MIROKU:Ahhhhhh!You broke my nail!!!!! How could you?!
SANGO:Then stop feeling my freakin' ass
Girls don't like that you peverted monk!!
MIROKU:Well, yah, so,...... WHATEVER!
SANGO:GO TO HELL!
MIROKU:As long as I can take you with me.
(he says as he makes kissy faces and tries to hug her.)
INUYASHA:Can you two stop fighting!
We need to find KIKYO and KAGOME!
(SHIPPOU jumped up on INUYASHA's shoulder to get away from the two freaks fighting)
SHIPPOU:I hope KAGOME isn't hurt.
INUYASHA:Yah, me....me too.
(MIROKU walks over to them with both cheaks in a new shade of red and a huge bump on his head)
haahahaha!
SHIPPOU:What an idiot!
MIROKU:Fine, lets look for your X and soon to be X..
INUYASHA:SHUTUP!!!!At least I had one!!!
SHIPPOU:OOOO, BURN! Nice one.
(SANGO went up ahead of them waiting for them)
SANGO:Come on lets go.
KIRARA:(She just sits there, ashamed of the people she is forced
to be in contact with)
SOME DUDE:So off they go , a small but extreamly cute demon
cat thing,a small he that looks like a she,a stupid peverted monk,the only
bacicaly smart one,and the stubborn dumbass half dog demon.That's
too macho to say he likes the preppy girly girl with the extreamly short skirt.
* * * * * *
On thier way they meet these two really nice evil demon things.But for some reason they follow them every where.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
MIROKU:Leave us alone, or I'll suck you two in my wind tunnle!
THING/THINGY:Oh no the kazaana!!!
SANGO:No MIROKU,you'll scare them!
Why do you follow us around?Dont you have somewhere to be? Not to be rude of coarse.
(They look to INUYASHA with a freakishly bugg-eyed face)
DEMOM THING:We want the sword,give me the shinny pointy sword thingy dumbass!!!
INUYASHA:What the hell, no it's mine!Find your own .
(He says as he poutes and cluches his sword with haste)
DEMON THINGY:But it's shinny and we have better use for it!
Give it up, or face a terrible death!
INUYASHA:Feh! I'm not fighting 3ft. worms!Your no threat to me............
Hey, I'm not a freakin' dumbass!!!!!!!!!
MIROKUthinking:(Finaly someone notices the fact that he is.)
SANGO:Why do you want the sword, you don't have a use for it?
DEMON THING:It's shinny,sharp and pointy
DEMON THINGY:Yah,sharp mostly shinny. Really pointy!
DEMON THING:Your looking for the preistes and
the pretty girl arn't you?
(The DEMON THING bashes THINGY on the head like he wanted him, her,........... it, to say some thing.)
DEMON THINGY:Oh yeah,we can help for a shinny pointy price.
MIROKU:Wow, you two must have rehursed that for weeks.
(He said sarcasticaly.........Everyone was quiet not a sound was to be herd. Except SHIPPOU,
snoring in the back.)
INUYASHA:Get up you idiot!!!
(INUYASHA punches him in the head!)
SHIPPOU:Why did you wake me you f-
MIROKU/SANGO:Wait, you two know where they are!
SHIPPOU:Whao!Do that again,that was cool!
SANGO:Where are they,it's urgent!
INUYASHAthinking:(I hope KAGOME is ok. I can't believe KIKYO did this.)
(The demons just stare stupidly at SONGO then INUYASHA.)
THING/THINGY:Give us the freakin' sword!
(........er......)
INUYASHA:Feh! Lets just kill them,they're holpless and weak.
SANGO:No,we can use them!
(INUYASHA draws his sword almost killing the slimy, buttugly worms when,before he got too close,
they spilt everything they knew about KIKYO and KAGOME.
THINGY:They might be in this enchanted forest most likely,
(THINGY bashes thing on the head.)
THING:Or the last place INUYASHA saw KIKYO.Or in her hut.
(THING and THINGY were now wanting to run away.But instead they droped to thier feet ....... stubby things.)
THINGY/THING:Please don't hurt us, we can do no harm !!!!
We are just small pathetic ,weak,buttugly, gay worms!!!!!!Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(They start crying and pleading for forgiveness.It's accually really funny!
To bad we can't watch it)
MIROKU:Fine we forgive........,where's INUYASHA?
(MIROKU looked around like he lost his car keys or something.)
SHIPPOU:I think he went looking for them already.
MIROKU:Poor INUYASHA, he loves both KAGOME and KIKYO!
To bad he doesn't have my looks or my charming scence.
SANGO:The only thing you charm are bees!
MIROKU:Ha ha, funny!You know you like me, don't hide it.
(He says as he touches her butt,
SMAK!!!MIROKU lies there on the ground.Dumbfounded by his own stupidity!)
SANGO:Your such an idiot!!!!Accually you made a new meaning
to the word moron. CONGRATS!!!
MIROKUThinking:(She loves me,I know it)
SOME DUDE:Some time later that I'm not willing to count to,
KIKYO and KAGOME start a climatic battle in ..............
ROCK PAPER SISSORS!!
Things are flying everywhere, I swear I saw a cow fly by!I think KIKYO did that 0-O ?But it's too scary to read so............
you'll never knowwhat happend!HA HA HA , I RULE! :)
KAGOME:Ha ha I win!! Like I said youth beets old and crispy.
(She dances around KIKYO.But then karma kicks in.She trips *on accident* right !)
KAGOME:Ow, hey that hurt!!!!!
KIKYO:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ,I still hate you even more than I did the last 20 times you won!
KAGOME:Yah, sure whatever............And just wondering,where did the cow
come from?
KIKYO:I got a little carried away.
KAGOME:Ok...I like pork chops better! Anyway,what are you going to do with me anyway?
Kill me, or just wait until INUYASHA comes.Then act like an idiot!
Truthfully I'd love to watch that.
KIKYO:I'm not going to kill you,I could never do that.INUYASHA would hate me!If not then yes I would kill you.
But now ....maybe.......just mentaly harm you.
Thinking:(I wonder what INUYASHA looks like in a speedo?)(ewwwwwww!)
Anyway he's posibly on his way now.
KAGOME:Man you really are desperate,and or lonely.
KIKYO: What!!!!!!!!!How dare you say that!Say it again,I dare you!
KAGOME:Er.............
KIKYO:I tripple dog dare you!
KAGOME:Whatever crispy.
(KIKYO stood up and came closer)
KIKYO:Hey, if it's a bitch slap figth you want it's on!!!!!
KAGOME:WHAT?!
(KIKYO puts up her fists and waves them around)
KAGOME:Ok,fine!But if I can beet you at ROCK PAPER SCISSORS,
then I can beet you at this!!!BRING IT.
SOME DUDE:Then the comercials come on and you wait for an hour until it comes back on!!!But I'm nice, so ...........
I wont do that. Be mary be happy! :> (Just so you know , the characters all took happy pills.That's why they're acting so weird.
Ha ha, my fault!)
INUYASHAThinking:Thier scent is strong.I think that's KIKYO's hut ahead.
Maby they're inside.Why am I talking to myself?
Ha ha, this is cool, echo... echo...echo!
(SHIPPOU jummped out of the bushes at him yelling!.......)
SHIPPOU:Hey dude!
(I swear INUYASHA soiled himself !)
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! ROFLOL!
INUYAHA:Ahhhhhhhh!Why did you do that, you freakin' scared me!
I'm gonna hurt you!
SHIPPOU:Ahhhhhhhh!
(INUYASHA starts to chase SHIPPOU round and round.
Until they both get knocked out by SONGO's freakishly large boomarang.)
SANGO:INUYASHA leave him alone!Anyway,is that KIKYO's hut
up there?
(INUYASHA looked at SANGO with a smug face)
INUYASHA:Yah!
MIROKU:Well then lets go ,unless, your too scared or embarased.
INUYASHAThinking:(I hate you)
(As they run up to the hut, they here singing.As they get closer it gets louder.
I think it's singing?)
SHIPPOU:What is that noise!?
(INUYASHA bashes through the door, But.......)
KIKYO/KAGOME:C,A,M,P,F,I,R,E,S,O,N,G, SONG
and if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong,
but it'll help if you just sing along....!
INUYASHA/SHIPPOU:What the f-
KAGOME:Hey you guys!Finaly come to rescue me?
Next time go a bit faster.
MIROKU:What was that you two were singing.If you can call that singing!
And don't rush us ok! I broke a nail !!Also,why did you leave a note?And signed your name!
KAGOME:We arn't that bad!
Thinking:(He cares about braking his nails, is he gay,secretly?And hits on women just to hide it.)
KIKYO:The campfire song song!And I didn't sign my name to anything!Esspecialy if I kidnapped someone!
That would be stupid.
MIROKU:Well you did.It says.....
Dear INUYASHA,
I have captured KAGOME, I need you to come to me alone.
Love KIKYO*
PS. bring ninga chips!
(KIKYO starts to turn a shade of red.Darker and darker)
hahahahahahahahaha
MIROKU:Now do you remember?!
KIKYO:Whatever!No......
INUYASHA:It was on my face!Why?I got a paper cut!It hurts,MIROKU kiss it better!
MIROKU:Ok?
(He leaned over to kiss INUYASHA'S cut , but....)
INUYASHA:Ahhhh!What the hell! I was kidding!
(INUYASHA bashes him on the head)
KIRARA:(I think she ran away?Where is she?)
(KIKYO starts to back away towards the door.)
SANGO:We couldn't have known who took her without it. Why did you want him to come alone?
(She says with a devilish grin.Giving back the creepy grin she says,.......)
KIKYO:We need to talk.
SHIPPOU:You know KIKYO, your cuter than I remember! Maybe we should talk.
INUYASHA:Back off!!
(KIKYO starts to blush reder than ever.Then INUYASHA goes to grab SHIPPOU.)
KAGOME:INUYASHA, sit!!!!
(hahahahahhaha)
BAM!
(hahahahahahaha)
INUYASHA:Would you stop doing that!
KAGOME:Would you stop being mean to SHIPPOU!!!!!
INUYASHA:I would if he would stop making cracks about me!
KAGOME:He's just a kid he doesn't mean it!
INUYASHA:SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
KAGOME:YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIROKU:Will you two just do it already!Get a room,get it over with!
(Everyone just stood there, with thier mouth wide open!I think KIRARA almost fainted.)
INUYASHA:What! I'm gonna hurt you.
SHIPPOU:How could you say that MIROKU.?!
MIROKU:Well it's true!You two are the most obvious couple!You wont let anyone near her,
you constantly have to be around him, just say something already and get it over with!It's annoying!
INUYASHA:MIROKU, you better start running!
(MIROKU started to back off and shake in fear.)
MIROKU:Go easy on me, please .................INUYASHA!
INUYASHA:I'll give you a ten second head start, 1,2,3,4........
MIROKU:Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
(MIROKU ran as fast as he could, tripping on his way out)
INUYASHA:10! Come bake here you bastard!
KAGOME:INUYASHA no!Sit boy.
BAM! (hehehehehahahahaha!)
MIROKU:Thank you KAGOME! I am eternaly grateful. Will you think again about .......
KAGOME:No!
(INUYASHA got up and stomped back with a smug look on his face.)
INUYASHA:You trader!
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READ THESE HORRIBLE ADVERTISEMENTS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUFFER!Laugh with me!
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(people in backround)"yes"
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(it goes off)
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< br>
On the next episode of IN YOUR ASSA,
I mean INUYASHA.
Accually it's happening now so look , watch......
READ!!!!!
KIKYO captures KAGOME!
(While everyone was sleeping,KIKYO threw her in a orangeish glowing bag and drags KAGOME to her hut ,in a barier protected forest.But before they got there ,KAGOME over heard what sounded like SESSHOUMARU(fluffy) talking to KIKYO.It sounded as if he was
hitting on her............. almost? His way of hitting on her anyway........)
FLUFFY:You know KIKYO you are a very powerful preistest.And you have a marvouless ass!
You would make a wonderful mate.
(He says as he moves closer.With that exremly creepy stare that he gives people.)
KAGOMEthinking:WHAT!
KIKYO:That's nice but my heart is with someone that I love.But thank you,I'm not flattered.
FLUFFY:To who?!My cursed hanyou younger brother!He is not fit to have you as a friend!
KIKYO:Do not feel threatened by him, I'm dead any way.I'm not fit to love him but I do!I'm leaving now.
Don't bother looking for me!Your weak.And you do not know what love is .So shove that up your ass!
FLUFFY:You must loathe everything in your path.Including KAGOME.
KIKYO:NO SHIT BUCK WHEAT!
(As she says that, she moves on.Not to notice FLUFFY is crying in the backround with RIN comforting him.)
hehehehehehehehehehehe!
FLUFFY:I need some strawberry ice cream!Or a Britney Spears CD.Waaaaaaaaa!
RIN:I'm sorry master SESSHOUMARU.Maybe it just wasn't ment to be?Master JAKEN go get him strawberry ice cream!!
FLUFFY:Maybe I should nail that SARA chick instead?Waaaaaaaa!
JAKEN:This is soooooo gay!.
***********
SOME DUDE:Some time later, they enter KIKYO's hut thing.I think it's a hut. I'll just call it a hut.
You can call it whatever the hell you want to.It's really small, how the hell does she live in there!?Does she live there?0-o
(KIKYO drops her decendent on the rock hard ground.And goes to sit in her chair, when KAGOME pops out and asks.....)
KAGOME:Why the hell did you capture me, you old bitchy wench!!!
(KIKYO stares at her rival with anger,as she stomps over.)
KIKYO:I'm desperate ok! I want INUYASHA!!!!!! Your keeping him from me.
(KAGOME looks at her with a blank face wondering ,why she can't contain her self?)
KAGOMEthinking:(Ha ha desperate.)
So!Your dead, and I don't exactly like him.Plus I highly dought he wants a crispy,
old, dead chick!
(KYKIO starts to growl at her aponent. Surprisingly she doesn't say anything)
KIKYOthinking:(DIE BITCH!)
MEANWHILE**********
MIROKU:Ahhhhhh!You broke my nail!!!!! How could you?!
SANGO:Then stop feeling my freakin' ass
Girls don't like that you peverted monk!!
MIROKU:Well, yah, so,...... WHATEVER!
SANGO:GO TO HELL!
MIROKU:As long as I can take you with me.
(he says as he makes kissy faces and tries to hug her.)
INUYASHA:Can you two stop fighting!
We need to find KIKYO and KAGOME!
(SHIPPOU jumped up on INUYASHA's shoulder to get away from the two freaks fighting)
SHIPPOU:I hope KAGOME isn't hurt.
INUYASHA:Yah, me....me too.
(MIROKU walks over to them with both cheaks in a new shade of red and a huge bump on his head)
haahahaha!
SHIPPOU:What an idiot!
MIROKU:Fine, lets look for your X and soon to be X..
INUYASHA:SHUTUP!!!!At least I had one!!!
SHIPPOU:OOOO, BURN! Nice one.
(SANGO went up ahead of them waiting for them)
SANGO:Come on lets go.
KIRARA:(She just sits there, ashamed of the people she is forced
to be in contact with)
SOME DUDE:So off they go , a small but extreamly cute demon
cat thing,a small he that looks like a she,a stupid peverted monk,the only
bacicaly smart one,and the stubborn dumbass half dog demon.That's
too macho to say he likes the preppy girly girl with the extreamly short skirt.
* * * * * *
On thier way they meet these two really nice evil demon things.But for some reason they follow them every where.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
MIROKU:Leave us alone, or I'll suck you two in my wind tunnle!
THING/THINGY:Oh no the kazaana!!!
SANGO:No MIROKU,you'll scare them!
Why do you follow us around?Dont you have somewhere to be? Not to be rude of coarse.
(They look to INUYASHA with a freakishly bugg-eyed face)
DEMOM THING:We want the sword,give me the shinny pointy sword thingy dumbass!!!
INUYASHA:What the hell, no it's mine!Find your own .
(He says as he poutes and cluches his sword with haste)
DEMON THINGY:But it's shinny and we have better use for it!
Give it up, or face a terrible death!
INUYASHA:Feh! I'm not fighting 3ft. worms!Your no threat to me............
Hey, I'm not a freakin' dumbass!!!!!!!!!
MIROKUthinking:(Finaly someone notices the fact that he is.)
SANGO:Why do you want the sword, you don't have a use for it?
DEMON THING:It's shinny,sharp and pointy
DEMON THINGY:Yah,sharp mostly shinny. Really pointy!
DEMON THING:Your looking for the preistes and
the pretty girl arn't you?
(The DEMON THING bashes THINGY on the head like he wanted him, her,........... it, to say some thing.)
DEMON THINGY:Oh yeah,we can help for a shinny pointy price.
MIROKU:Wow, you two must have rehursed that for weeks.
(He said sarcasticaly.........Everyone was quiet not a sound was to be herd. Except SHIPPOU,
snoring in the back.)
INUYASHA:Get up you idiot!!!
(INUYASHA punches him in the head!)
SHIPPOU:Why did you wake me you f-
MIROKU/SANGO:Wait, you two know where they are!
SHIPPOU:Whao!Do that again,that was cool!
SANGO:Where are they,it's urgent!
INUYASHAthinking:(I hope KAGOME is ok. I can't believe KIKYO did this.)
(The demons just stare stupidly at SONGO then INUYASHA.)
THING/THINGY:Give us the freakin' sword!
(........er......)
INUYASHA:Feh! Lets just kill them,they're holpless and weak.
SANGO:No,we can use them!
(INUYASHA draws his sword almost killing the slimy, buttugly worms when,before he got too close,
they spilt everything they knew about KIKYO and KAGOME.
THINGY:They might be in this enchanted forest most likely,
(THINGY bashes thing on the head.)
THING:Or the last place INUYASHA saw KIKYO.Or in her hut.
(THING and THINGY were now wanting to run away.But instead they droped to thier feet ....... stubby things.)
THINGY/THING:Please don't hurt us, we can do no harm !!!!
We are just small pathetic ,weak,buttugly, gay worms!!!!!!Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(They start crying and pleading for forgiveness.It's accually really funny!
To bad we can't watch it)
MIROKU:Fine we forgive........,where's INUYASHA?
(MIROKU looked around like he lost his car keys or something.)
SHIPPOU:I think he went looking for them already.
MIROKU:Poor INUYASHA, he loves both KAGOME and KIKYO!
To bad he doesn't have my looks or my charming scence.
SANGO:The only thing you charm are bees!
MIROKU:Ha ha, funny!You know you like me, don't hide it.
(He says as he touches her butt,
SMAK!!!MIROKU lies there on the ground.Dumbfounded by his own stupidity!)
SANGO:Your such an idiot!!!!Accually you made a new meaning
to the word moron. CONGRATS!!!
MIROKUThinking:(She loves me,I know it)
SOME DUDE:Some time later that I'm not willing to count to,
KIKYO and KAGOME start a climatic battle in ..............
ROCK PAPER SISSORS!!
Things are flying everywhere, I swear I saw a cow fly by!I think KIKYO did that 0-O ?But it's too scary to read so............
you'll never knowwhat happend!HA HA HA , I RULE! :)
KAGOME:Ha ha I win!! Like I said youth beets old and crispy.
(She dances around KIKYO.But then karma kicks in.She trips *on accident* right !)
KAGOME:Ow, hey that hurt!!!!!
KIKYO:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ,I still hate you even more than I did the last 20 times you won!
KAGOME:Yah, sure whatever............And just wondering,where did the cow
come from?
KIKYO:I got a little carried away.
KAGOME:Ok...I like pork chops better! Anyway,what are you going to do with me anyway?
Kill me, or just wait until INUYASHA comes.Then act like an idiot!
Truthfully I'd love to watch that.
KIKYO:I'm not going to kill you,I could never do that.INUYASHA would hate me!If not then yes I would kill you.
But now ....maybe.......just mentaly harm you.
Thinking:(I wonder what INUYASHA looks like in a speedo?)(ewwwwwww!)
Anyway he's posibly on his way now.
KAGOME:Man you really are desperate,and or lonely.
KIKYO: What!!!!!!!!!How dare you say that!Say it again,I dare you!
KAGOME:Er.............
KIKYO:I tripple dog dare you!
KAGOME:Whatever crispy.
(KIKYO stood up and came closer)
KIKYO:Hey, if it's a bitch slap figth you want it's on!!!!!
KAGOME:WHAT?!
(KIKYO puts up her fists and waves them around)
KAGOME:Ok,fine!But if I can beet you at ROCK PAPER SCISSORS,
then I can beet you at this!!!BRING IT.
SOME DUDE:Then the comercials come on and you wait for an hour until it comes back on!!!But I'm nice, so ...........
I wont do that. Be mary be happy! :> (Just so you know , the characters all took happy pills.That's why they're acting so weird.
Ha ha, my fault!)
INUYASHAThinking:Thier scent is strong.I think that's KIKYO's hut ahead.
Maby they're inside.Why am I talking to myself?
Ha ha, this is cool, echo... echo...echo!
(SHIPPOU jummped out of the bushes at him yelling!.......)
SHIPPOU:Hey dude!
(I swear INUYASHA soiled himself !)
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! ROFLOL!
INUYAHA:Ahhhhhhhh!Why did you do that, you freakin' scared me!
I'm gonna hurt you!
SHIPPOU:Ahhhhhhhh!
(INUYASHA starts to chase SHIPPOU round and round.
Until they both get knocked out by SONGO's freakishly large boomarang.)
SANGO:INUYASHA leave him alone!Anyway,is that KIKYO's hut
up there?
(INUYASHA looked at SANGO with a smug face)
INUYASHA:Yah!
MIROKU:Well then lets go ,unless, your too scared or embarased.
INUYASHAThinking:(I hate you)
(As they run up to the hut, they here singing.As they get closer it gets louder.
I think it's singing?)
SHIPPOU:What is that noise!?
(INUYASHA bashes through the door, But.......)
KIKYO/KAGOME:C,A,M,P,F,I,R,E,S,O,N,G, SONG
and if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong,
but it'll help if you just sing along....!
INUYASHA/SHIPPOU:What the f-
KAGOME:Hey you guys!Finaly come to rescue me?
Next time go a bit faster.
MIROKU:What was that you two were singing.If you can call that singing!
And don't rush us ok! I broke a nail !!Also,why did you leave a note?And signed your name!
KAGOME:We arn't that bad!
Thinking:(He cares about braking his nails, is he gay,secretly?And hits on women just to hide it.)
KIKYO:The campfire song song!And I didn't sign my name to anything!Esspecialy if I kidnapped someone!
That would be stupid.
MIROKU:Well you did.It says.....
Dear INUYASHA,
I have captured KAGOME, I need you to come to me alone.
Love KIKYO*
PS. bring ninga chips!
(KIKYO starts to turn a shade of red.Darker and darker)
hahahahahahahahaha
MIROKU:Now do you remember?!
KIKYO:Whatever!No......
INUYASHA:It was on my face!Why?I got a paper cut!It hurts,MIROKU kiss it better!
MIROKU:Ok?
(He leaned over to kiss INUYASHA'S cut , but....)
INUYASHA:Ahhhh!What the hell! I was kidding!
(INUYASHA bashes him on the head)
KIRARA:(I think she ran away?Where is she?)
(KIKYO starts to back away towards the door.)
SANGO:We couldn't have known who took her without it. Why did you want him to come alone?
(She says with a devilish grin.Giving back the creepy grin she says,.......)
KIKYO:We need to talk.
SHIPPOU:You know KIKYO, your cuter than I remember! Maybe we should talk.
INUYASHA:Back off!!
(KIKYO starts to blush reder than ever.Then INUYASHA goes to grab SHIPPOU.)
KAGOME:INUYASHA, sit!!!!
(hahahahahhaha)
BAM!
(hahahahahahaha)
INUYASHA:Would you stop doing that!
KAGOME:Would you stop being mean to SHIPPOU!!!!!
INUYASHA:I would if he would stop making cracks about me!
KAGOME:He's just a kid he doesn't mean it!
INUYASHA:SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
KAGOME:YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIROKU:Will you two just do it already!Get a room,get it over with!
(Everyone just stood there, with thier mouth wide open!I think KIRARA almost fainted.)
INUYASHA:What! I'm gonna hurt you.
SHIPPOU:How could you say that MIROKU.?!
MIROKU:Well it's true!You two are the most obvious couple!You wont let anyone near her,
you constantly have to be around him, just say something already and get it over with!It's annoying!
INUYASHA:MIROKU, you better start running!
(MIROKU started to back off and shake in fear.)
MIROKU:Go easy on me, please .................INUYASHA!
INUYASHA:I'll give you a ten second head start, 1,2,3,4........
MIROKU:Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
(MIROKU ran as fast as he could, tripping on his way out)
INUYASHA:10! Come bake here you bastard!
KAGOME:INUYASHA no!Sit boy.
BAM! (hehehehehahahahaha!)
MIROKU:Thank you KAGOME! I am eternaly grateful. Will you think again about .......
KAGOME:No!
(INUYASHA got up and stomped back with a smug look on his face.)
INUYASHA:You trader!
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