Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ ~Beauty and the Beast~ ❯ ~Chapter 3; Sasuke!~ ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Inuchick101 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Romance / Thriller | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.11.2009 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 281 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Romance / Thriller | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.11.2009 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 281 | Status: Work In Progress
still no reviews? Huh, for some reason I expected at least one review by now. Well, please review! I like hearing from you! No flames but constructive criticism is welcomed. I am going to start a few more stories up after this that will put the Naruto characters into other Disney movies such as Aladdin which I’m planning on doing next. Well I hope you like this chapter!
*Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters or ‘Beauty and the Beast’.
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~Chapter 3; Sasuke!~
GAARA: (quickly) Done!
(Beast moves over to unlock the cell, and Hinata collapses to the floor with her head in her hands. We hear the door being unlocked, then Hiashi rushing over to Hinata.)
HIASHI: No, Hinata. Listen to me. I’m old, I’ve lived my life--
(Gaara grabs him and drags him downstairs.)
HINATA: Wait!
HIASHI: Hinata!
HINATA: Wait!
(Gaara drags Hiashi towards a Pallenquin.)
HIASHI: No, please spare my daughter!
GAARA: She’s no longer your concern.
(Gaara throws Hiashi into the Pallenquin.)
Take him to the village.
(The Pallenquin breaks the ivy holding it to the ground, then slinks off like a spide with Hiashi inside.)
HIASHI: Please, let me out, please!
(Hinata is looking out the cell window at the Pallenquin crossing the bridge over the moat. She begins to cry. Gaara is walking up the stairs. Kiba still at his post.)
KIBA: Master?
GAARA: (Angrily) What?!
KIBA: Since the girl is going to be with us for quite some time, I was thinking that you might want to offer her a more comfortable room.
(Gaara growls angrily at him.)
Then again, maybe not.
(Gaara enters the cell where Hinata is still crying.)
HINATA: You didn’t even let me say good bye. I’ll never see him again. I didn’t get to say good bye.
GAARA: (feeling bad.) …I’ll show you to your room…
HINATA: (surprised) My room?
(Indicating the cell) but I thought--
GAARA: You wanna, you wanna stay in the tower?
HINATA: No.
GAARA: Then follow me.
(Gaara leads Hinata to her room. As they proceed, Hinata begins to lag behind. She looks at the hideous sculptures on the walls and the light casting shadows on them. Frightened, she gasps and runs to catch up with Gaara, who is carrying Kiba as a light source. Gaara looks back at Hinata, and sees a tear form at the corner of her eye.)
KIBA: Say something to her.
GAARA: Hmm? Oh.
(To Hinata)
I…um… hope you like it here…
(He looks at Kiba for approval. He motions Gaara to continue.)
The castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you wish, except the West Wing.
HINATA: (looking intrigued)
What’s in the West Wing?
GAARA: (stopping angrily)
It’s forbidden!
(Gaara continues, and Hinata reluctantly follows. Cut to interior of Hinata’s room, dark. The door opens and light spills in.)
GAARA: (Tenderly)
Now, if there’s anything you need, my servants will attend you.
KIBA: (whispering in his ear)
Dinner-- invite her to dinner.
GAARA: (Growing angry)
You… will join me for dinner. That’s not a request!
(Gaara leaves, slamming the door behind him. Hinata, terrified, runs over to the bed and flings herself onto it, finally breaking down and crying.)
-In the tavern back in town-
-Start of song-
SASUKE: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says ‘no’ to Sasuke!
NARUTO: Darn right!
SASUKE: Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated. Why, it’s more than I can bear.
NARUTO: More beer?
SASUKE: What for? Nothing helps! I’m disgraced.
NARUTO: Who, you? Never! Sasuke, you’ve got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sasuke.
Looking so down in the dumps.
Every guy here’d love to be you, Sasuke
(Cheering from the bar in the background.)
Even when taking your lumps!
There’s no man in town as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favorite guy
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why!
No one’s slick as Sasuke, no one’s quick as Sasuke
No one’s next as incredibly thick as Sasile!
For there’s no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask ant Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they’ll tell you who’s team they’d prefer to be on!
(Naruto has pulled a man’s belt off, whose pants fall to the ground. Naruto jumps up and wraps the belt around Sasuke’s neck, who flexes and breaks it off. Naruto continues to dance around. Old Cronies pick him up and swing him around.)
OLD CRONIES: No one’s been like Sasuke, a king-pin like Sasuke!
NARUTO: No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Sasuke!
SASUKE: AS a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
OLD CRONIES: My, what a guy that Sasuke!
(Old Cronies swing Naruto back and forth into the camera. Naruto tickles Sasuke’s chin, who stands with pride)
OLD CRONIES: Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips
NARUTO: Sasuke is the best and the rest is all drips!
(Naruto swings up his arm in dance and throws a mug of beer in Sasuke’s face, who punches Naruto in the face.)
ALL: No one fights like Sasuke, no one bites like Sasuke.
WRESTLER: In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Sasuke!
BIMBETTES: For there’s no one as burly and brawny
SASUKE: That’s right! And every last bit of me’s covered with hair!
(Sasuke fights with the men, then lifts a bench with the Bimbettes on it. He drops the bench on Naruto, then turns to the camera and reveals his hairy chest.)
OLD CRONIES: No one hits like Sasuke, matches wits like Sasuke.
NARUTO: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Sasuke!
SASUKE: I’m especially good at expectorating!
ALL: Ten points for Sasuke!
(Sasuke plays a chess game with a man, then hit’s the board, sending it and the pieces all over. He takes a bite of leather from the belt once wrapped around his neck, chews it and spits it into a spittoon, which falls and gets stuck on the head of Naruto.)
SASUKE: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large!
And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge!
(Sasuke juggles a number of eggs, then swallows them whole. Naruto attempts the trick, and is hit in the face by three of the eggs.)
ALL: No one shoots like Sasuke, makes those beauts like Sasuke!
NARUTO: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Sasuke!
SASUKE: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
(Sasuke takes three shots at a beer barrel, which begins leaking into the mugs of onlookers. He returns stomping to his chair, where we see the fireplace surrounded by the heads of the animals he has killed.)
ALL: My what a guy! SASUKE!!!
(Hiashi bursts in.)
HIASHI: Help! Someone help me!
OLD MAN: Hiashi?
HIASHI: Please! Please, I need you help! He’s got her. He’s got her locked in the dungeon!
NARUTO: Who?
HIASHI: Hinata! We must go. N-not a minute to lose!
SASUKE: Whoa! Slow down, Hiashi. Who’s got Hinata locked in a dungeon?
HIASHI: A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!
(Hiashi has gone from person to person, pleading his case, until he is thrown at the feet of Sasuke. A moment of silence, then the old cronies begin to laugh and mock him.)
CRONY 1: Is it a big beast?
HIASHI: Huge!
CRONY 2: With a long, ugly snout?
HIASHI: Hideously ugly!
CRONY 3: And sharp, cruel fangs?
HIASHI: Yes, yes! Will you help me?
SASUKE: All right, old man. We’ll help you out.
HIASHI: You will? Oh thank you, thank you!
(The old cronies pick up Hiashi and help him out by throwing him through the door.)
CRONY 1: Crazy old Hiashi. He’s always good for a laugh!
SASUKE: (Very pensive)
Crazy old Hiashi, hmm?
Crazy old Hiashi…
Hmmm…
Naruto, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking.
NARUTO: A dangerous pastime--
SASUKE: I know,
But that wacky old coot is Hinata’s father
And his sanity’s only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
See I promised myself I’d be married to Hinata,
And right now I’m evolving a plan!
SASUKE: (Whisper) If I…
NARUTO: Yes?
SASUKE: (whisper) then I…
NARUTO: No, would she?
SASUKE: (Whispering) …guess!
NARUTO: Now I get it!
BOTH: Let’s go!
No one plots like Sasuke, takes cheap shots like Sasuke
NARUTO: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Sasuke
ALL: So his marriage we son will be celebrating!
My what a guy, Sasuke!
-End of Song-
HIASHI: Will no one help me?
-END CHAPTER 3-
Sorry that took me so long. I’ve been busy lately. But don’t worry, once summer vacation comes then I’ll be able to update much more. Until then it may be long periods of time in between updates. Thank you! READ AND REVIEW!
*Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters or ‘Beauty and the Beast’.
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~Chapter 3; Sasuke!~
GAARA: (quickly) Done!
(Beast moves over to unlock the cell, and Hinata collapses to the floor with her head in her hands. We hear the door being unlocked, then Hiashi rushing over to Hinata.)
HIASHI: No, Hinata. Listen to me. I’m old, I’ve lived my life--
(Gaara grabs him and drags him downstairs.)
HINATA: Wait!
HIASHI: Hinata!
HINATA: Wait!
(Gaara drags Hiashi towards a Pallenquin.)
HIASHI: No, please spare my daughter!
GAARA: She’s no longer your concern.
(Gaara throws Hiashi into the Pallenquin.)
Take him to the village.
(The Pallenquin breaks the ivy holding it to the ground, then slinks off like a spide with Hiashi inside.)
HIASHI: Please, let me out, please!
(Hinata is looking out the cell window at the Pallenquin crossing the bridge over the moat. She begins to cry. Gaara is walking up the stairs. Kiba still at his post.)
KIBA: Master?
GAARA: (Angrily) What?!
KIBA: Since the girl is going to be with us for quite some time, I was thinking that you might want to offer her a more comfortable room.
(Gaara growls angrily at him.)
Then again, maybe not.
(Gaara enters the cell where Hinata is still crying.)
HINATA: You didn’t even let me say good bye. I’ll never see him again. I didn’t get to say good bye.
GAARA: (feeling bad.) …I’ll show you to your room…
HINATA: (surprised) My room?
(Indicating the cell) but I thought--
GAARA: You wanna, you wanna stay in the tower?
HINATA: No.
GAARA: Then follow me.
(Gaara leads Hinata to her room. As they proceed, Hinata begins to lag behind. She looks at the hideous sculptures on the walls and the light casting shadows on them. Frightened, she gasps and runs to catch up with Gaara, who is carrying Kiba as a light source. Gaara looks back at Hinata, and sees a tear form at the corner of her eye.)
KIBA: Say something to her.
GAARA: Hmm? Oh.
(To Hinata)
I…um… hope you like it here…
(He looks at Kiba for approval. He motions Gaara to continue.)
The castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you wish, except the West Wing.
HINATA: (looking intrigued)
What’s in the West Wing?
GAARA: (stopping angrily)
It’s forbidden!
(Gaara continues, and Hinata reluctantly follows. Cut to interior of Hinata’s room, dark. The door opens and light spills in.)
GAARA: (Tenderly)
Now, if there’s anything you need, my servants will attend you.
KIBA: (whispering in his ear)
Dinner-- invite her to dinner.
GAARA: (Growing angry)
You… will join me for dinner. That’s not a request!
(Gaara leaves, slamming the door behind him. Hinata, terrified, runs over to the bed and flings herself onto it, finally breaking down and crying.)
-In the tavern back in town-
-Start of song-
SASUKE: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says ‘no’ to Sasuke!
NARUTO: Darn right!
SASUKE: Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated. Why, it’s more than I can bear.
NARUTO: More beer?
SASUKE: What for? Nothing helps! I’m disgraced.
NARUTO: Who, you? Never! Sasuke, you’ve got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sasuke.
Looking so down in the dumps.
Every guy here’d love to be you, Sasuke
(Cheering from the bar in the background.)
Even when taking your lumps!
There’s no man in town as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favorite guy
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why!
No one’s slick as Sasuke, no one’s quick as Sasuke
No one’s next as incredibly thick as Sasile!
For there’s no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask ant Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they’ll tell you who’s team they’d prefer to be on!
(Naruto has pulled a man’s belt off, whose pants fall to the ground. Naruto jumps up and wraps the belt around Sasuke’s neck, who flexes and breaks it off. Naruto continues to dance around. Old Cronies pick him up and swing him around.)
OLD CRONIES: No one’s been like Sasuke, a king-pin like Sasuke!
NARUTO: No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Sasuke!
SASUKE: AS a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
OLD CRONIES: My, what a guy that Sasuke!
(Old Cronies swing Naruto back and forth into the camera. Naruto tickles Sasuke’s chin, who stands with pride)
OLD CRONIES: Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips
NARUTO: Sasuke is the best and the rest is all drips!
(Naruto swings up his arm in dance and throws a mug of beer in Sasuke’s face, who punches Naruto in the face.)
ALL: No one fights like Sasuke, no one bites like Sasuke.
WRESTLER: In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Sasuke!
BIMBETTES: For there’s no one as burly and brawny
SASUKE: That’s right! And every last bit of me’s covered with hair!
(Sasuke fights with the men, then lifts a bench with the Bimbettes on it. He drops the bench on Naruto, then turns to the camera and reveals his hairy chest.)
OLD CRONIES: No one hits like Sasuke, matches wits like Sasuke.
NARUTO: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Sasuke!
SASUKE: I’m especially good at expectorating!
ALL: Ten points for Sasuke!
(Sasuke plays a chess game with a man, then hit’s the board, sending it and the pieces all over. He takes a bite of leather from the belt once wrapped around his neck, chews it and spits it into a spittoon, which falls and gets stuck on the head of Naruto.)
SASUKE: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large!
And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge!
(Sasuke juggles a number of eggs, then swallows them whole. Naruto attempts the trick, and is hit in the face by three of the eggs.)
ALL: No one shoots like Sasuke, makes those beauts like Sasuke!
NARUTO: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Sasuke!
SASUKE: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
(Sasuke takes three shots at a beer barrel, which begins leaking into the mugs of onlookers. He returns stomping to his chair, where we see the fireplace surrounded by the heads of the animals he has killed.)
ALL: My what a guy! SASUKE!!!
(Hiashi bursts in.)
HIASHI: Help! Someone help me!
OLD MAN: Hiashi?
HIASHI: Please! Please, I need you help! He’s got her. He’s got her locked in the dungeon!
NARUTO: Who?
HIASHI: Hinata! We must go. N-not a minute to lose!
SASUKE: Whoa! Slow down, Hiashi. Who’s got Hinata locked in a dungeon?
HIASHI: A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!
(Hiashi has gone from person to person, pleading his case, until he is thrown at the feet of Sasuke. A moment of silence, then the old cronies begin to laugh and mock him.)
CRONY 1: Is it a big beast?
HIASHI: Huge!
CRONY 2: With a long, ugly snout?
HIASHI: Hideously ugly!
CRONY 3: And sharp, cruel fangs?
HIASHI: Yes, yes! Will you help me?
SASUKE: All right, old man. We’ll help you out.
HIASHI: You will? Oh thank you, thank you!
(The old cronies pick up Hiashi and help him out by throwing him through the door.)
CRONY 1: Crazy old Hiashi. He’s always good for a laugh!
SASUKE: (Very pensive)
Crazy old Hiashi, hmm?
Crazy old Hiashi…
Hmmm…
Naruto, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking.
NARUTO: A dangerous pastime--
SASUKE: I know,
But that wacky old coot is Hinata’s father
And his sanity’s only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
See I promised myself I’d be married to Hinata,
And right now I’m evolving a plan!
SASUKE: (Whisper) If I…
NARUTO: Yes?
SASUKE: (whisper) then I…
NARUTO: No, would she?
SASUKE: (Whispering) …guess!
NARUTO: Now I get it!
BOTH: Let’s go!
No one plots like Sasuke, takes cheap shots like Sasuke
NARUTO: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Sasuke
ALL: So his marriage we son will be celebrating!
My what a guy, Sasuke!
-End of Song-
HIASHI: Will no one help me?
-END CHAPTER 3-
Sorry that took me so long. I’ve been busy lately. But don’t worry, once summer vacation comes then I’ll be able to update much more. Until then it may be long periods of time in between updates. Thank you! READ AND REVIEW!