Shaman King Fan Fiction ❯ Fishing Trip ❯ Fishing Trip ( Chapter 1 )

Fishing Trip

Summary: Horo-Horo turns cannibal? Ren becomes a fisherman? This a story of what a day fishing can do to you.

Shaman Halo: This was coauthored by me and my little bro, Blazecuttah.

Blazecuttah: I thank Shaman Halo for helping ME WRITE THE STORY!

Shaman Halo: How sweet! NOW, that's brotherly love! Anyway, time to show my sisterly love by presenting our fic.

Narrator: All that silly mushy sibling talk was so annoying!

Narator2: Oh, I don't know. It sounded nice.

Narrator: Yuck! It's worse than milk!

Ren: NOBODY DISSES MILK!

Narrator: *gulp*

Narator2: Since the narrator's busy running from Ren, I'll finish what Shaman Halo started. *in her best narrator's voice* On with the fic!

Fishing Trip (One-Shot)

Horo: Yoh.

Yoh: Nnn, nuh? *waking up*

Horo: Yoh!

Yoh: Horo? *fully awake*

Horo: You're ALIVE!

Yoh: ??? *gets up off ground*

Horo: I thought Anna killed you years ago with her training!

Yoh: Nope! *grins brightly*

Ren: Well, now that we've got all that mushy 'You're ALIVE!' stuff done, I suppose Yoh's going fishing with us.

Yoh: *jaw drops* You . . . fish?

Ren: . . .

Yoh: *breaks out laughing( very loud laughing)* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ren: *takes it out on Horo-Horo and whacks him over head*

Horo: *moaning* You killed me, Tao! WHY!!! Why not kill Yoh?

Ren: Because it's more fun hitting you. *becomes angry at Horo's dying gasps* And you're not DIEING!

Horo: *sobbing* I'll miss this world. Oh, Pirika, avenge me!

Ren & Yoh: . . .

Horo: *gasps* I'm fading! Tell Tamao I loved her and my only regret is that I didn't dye my hair pink, too!

Ren: Tammy dyed her hair?

Horo: I wasn't supposed to say that!

Yoh: . . . Wow.

Horo: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ren: That's enough! *whacks him over the head again*

Horo: Owww!

Yoh: *seemingly undisturbed by the violent behavior of male friendship* Where are we going fishing?

Ren: *stops hurting Horo* The lake over there.

Yoh: Where's the bait and the rod?

Ren: Horo has them.

*Later*

Yoh: *holds up a pendulum launcher* So, we can use this thing to fish?

Horo: *black and blue from his beating* Yup!

Yoh: Is the shiny thingy bait?

Horo: Yup! *pauses* Shiny?

Yoh: Yeah! See this crystal?

Horo: *makes a grab for the bait* Shiny!

Ren: No shiny.

Horo: But I want . . .

Ren: No.

Horo: Awww . . . *Sulks*

*Even Later*

Ren: *feels a tug on string* I got a bite!

Horo: Really!?

Ren: *pulls on string* It's big!

Horo: *starry eyes* Food!

Ren: *pulls a HUGE something out of the water, but doesn't notice 'cause he's talking to Horo* No.

Horo: But . . .

Ren: No.

Horo: Awww . . . *sulks*

*A Lot Later*

Horo: Hehehee! *sneaks around sneakily after Ren put the 'something' on a bench and gave it a blanket*

Horo: *stops in front of the 'fish'* Ren's not around to stop me!

Horo: What's this sheet for? Wrapping a wet fish in a blanket? It's a fish!

Horo: Oh, well, Ren's stupid anyway. Now, about the fish . . . *Bites 'fish'*

Horo: Tastes British . . .

Ren: *pops out of nowhere* Ewww . . . Cannibal!

Horo: Lyserg! *Lyserg screams in pain after being RUDELY awakened*

Lyserg: You stole my pendulum!

Horo: But it was shiny!

Lyserg: Cannibal jerk! *lunges at Horo*

Ren: . . . *watches fight*

Yoh: *walks up to Ren* Is this interesting?

Ren: No.

Yoh: *yawns* O.K. *goes to sleep under a tree*

Ren: B-oring. *goes back to fishing*

Narrator: The baka and Lyserg fought for a long time. Wonder when they'll stop?

Ren: *still fishing* Never.

Narrator: Really?

Ren: Really. *frowns* Hey, you're the Narrator who dissed milk!

Narrator: *sweatdrop*

Ren: Well?

Narrator: Sorry?

Ren: Die!

Narrator2: I suppose I have to end the mess, again, since Narrator's being chased by Ren and the Authors aren't around . . . Well, this is THE END!

Authors' Note:

Shaman Halo: Quirky. Don't you agree Narrator2?

Narrator2: Perfectly and completely.

Blazecuttah: Review us, too.

Shaman Halo: Please. *makes her cutest little girl face*