Sonic X Fan Fiction ❯ Aqua got run over by a robot ❯ Aqua got run over by a robot ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimer: I don't own the Sonic characters... but I do wish I owned Shadow, Espio, and Knuckles. I also don't own Grandma got run over by a reindeer I do own Aqua the two-tailed fox though...


Author's Note: Please read and review. If you do I'll let you borrow Shadow.




Aqua Got Run Over By a Robot




Aqua got run over by a robot,

Walking from Shadow's home on Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Dr. Eggman,

But as for me and Shadow, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much Mountain Dew,

And we begged her not to go

But she forgot her weapons,

And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attack.

She had scorch marks on her forehead,

And incriminating claw marks on her back.

Aqua got run over by a robot,

Walking from Shadow's home on Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Dr. Eggman,

But as for me and Shadow, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Shadow,

He's been taking this so well.

See him in there watching wrestling,

Drinking Dr. Pepper and playing poker with Sonic, oh well.

It's not Christmas without Aqua,

All the Mobians dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder,

Should we play with her swords or sell them back?

SELL THEM BACK!!!

Aqua got run over by a robot,

Walking from Shadow's home on Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Dr. Eggman,

But as for me and Shadow, we believe.

Now the turkey's on the table,

And the pudding made of chocolate ( ahhhhhhhhhh!).

And the blue and black candles,

That would just have matched the scarf around Aqua's waist. ( I know it doesn't rhyme and Aqua dresses wierd... so sue me...never mind... carry on...)

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,

Better watch out for yourselves.

They should never give a spaceship,

To a guy who talks to robots and hits people with shelves.

Sing it, Shadow!

Aqua got run over by a robot,

Walking from Shadow's home on Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Dr. Eggman,

But as for me and Shadow, we believe.



Author's Note 2: I hope you like it... remember if you like it and review I'll let you borrow Shadow... I'll you let you borrow Cell for those DBZ lovers.