Star Wars - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Ahsoka's Hairy Question ❯ 1/1 ( Chapter 1 )
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Title: Ahsoka's Hairy Question
Author: pronker
Rating: T
Era: The Clone Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka
Summary: A mystery is solved.
Warning: An All-Conversation Drabble
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"Master Obi-Wan, what's it like, having hair?"
"Anakin, field this one, will you? I'm busy at the controls."
"Afraid? Is the Negotiator at a loss for words?"
"What a ridiculous question!"
"All right, all right. Snips, it's inconvenient. Hair needs constant trimming, it obscures your vision, it gets mange --- "
"Beasts contract mange, Anakin."
"Well then, you take over. I'll handle the controls."
"The Duchess has pretty hair. Is Satine a natural blonde, do you think?"
"Of course she is!"
"You're sure?"
"Certainly I'm sure!"
"How do you know, Master Obi-Wan?"
"She --- We --- I just know, is all."
"Pay up now, Master?"
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The End.
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Author: pronker
Rating: T
Era: The Clone Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka
Summary: A mystery is solved.
Warning: An All-Conversation Drabble
OoOoOoOoOo
"Master Obi-Wan, what's it like, having hair?"
"Anakin, field this one, will you? I'm busy at the controls."
"Afraid? Is the Negotiator at a loss for words?"
"What a ridiculous question!"
"All right, all right. Snips, it's inconvenient. Hair needs constant trimming, it obscures your vision, it gets mange --- "
"Beasts contract mange, Anakin."
"Well then, you take over. I'll handle the controls."
"The Duchess has pretty hair. Is Satine a natural blonde, do you think?"
"Of course she is!"
"You're sure?"
"Certainly I'm sure!"
"How do you know, Master Obi-Wan?"
"She --- We --- I just know, is all."
"Pay up now, Master?"
OoOoOoOoOoOo
The End.
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