Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ I LOVE PRESEA!!!! ( Chapter 9 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Weird Narrator… guy: Umm… let’s see… Oh yeah! Volt died--

U.K.: YAY!

Weird Narrator… guy: Don’t talk when I’m narrating…

U.K.: Sowwy…

Weird Narrator… guy: Anyway… yeah… that’s it…

U.K.: >.<;;;

Weird Narrator… guy: Sorry

U.K.: O.k. now Zelos…

Zelos: Yes’m?

U.K.: put me down…

Zelos: Hmm… no’m

U.K.: I will kill you…

Zelos: Whatever… >.>

Neko-chan: Augh! If I hit him I’ll hit her too!

Hungry: I got an idea!

Everyone: oh?

Hungry: Sheena! Hide!

Sheena: …o.k. *hides*

Hungry: Zelos!

Zelos: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Hungry: SHEENA’S TAKING A SHOWER!

Zelos: O.O *Poof, he’s gone*

U.K.: *Falls on the ground* Ow!

Hungry: yay!

Sheena: *comes out of hiding* scary…

Lloyd: so… now what?

U.K.: I’LL PUT ON MY PRESEA HAT & MY I LOVE PRESEA SHIRT!!!! *Magically has it on* ^_^ *NOTE: The Presea hat has pigtails…*

Genis:… I WANT ONE TOO!!!

U.K.: Here ya go! *Gives him Presea shirt & hat* AWESOME!!!

Presea: Why…?

U.K.: OH! HERE’S AN “I LURVE GENIS!!!” SHIRT & HAT!!! *gives her… the shirt & hat*

Presea: (?) *puts it on* I don’t get it but…

Genis: (////) *puts his on* ^_^

Hungry: I WANT ONE 2!!! (Ha ha… 1...2...)

U.K.: HERE!!!

Hungry: YAY!!! X3 *puts hers on*

Zelos: *Walks back* *_* you lied to me…

Hungry: I’m… sorry?

Zelos: … *_*

U.K.: HERE! *gives him an “I LIVE FOR MY DEMONIC BANSHEE” shirt & hat*

Zelos: … ^_^ YAY! *puts them on*

Sheena:

U.K.: HERE’S YOURS! *Gives her an “I LOVE MY IDIOTIC CHOSEN” shirt & hat*

Sheena: (////)

U.K.: Neko-chan gets…

Neko-chan: ?

U.K.: Neko-chan gets… an “I LOOOOOVE YOKO” hat!

Neko-chan: no shirt?

U.K.: -_-;; shirt too…

Neko-chan: Yay!

U.K.: Kratos gets…

Kratos: … I have a bad feeling…

U.K.: a “DON’T DIE LLOYD!!!” Shirt!

Kratos: >.<;;;;

U.K.: Lloyd gets an “I LOVE MY CLUMSY CHOSEN” shirt & hat!

Lloyd: Um… yay?

U.K.: Colette gets an… “I LOVE MY LLOYD PUPPY” shirt!

Lloyd: puppy?

Hungry: It’s puppy love! X3

U.K.: and I ALSO have an “I LOVE ZELOS” sweatshirt… >.>

Weird Narrator… guy: It has this picture on it:

U.K.: *drool* pretty wings… *sobs* oh he’s so misunderstood!

Everyone: *stare*

U.K.: DON’T JUDGE ME! *turns on her Presea hat & starts to FLY!* but where am I going…? (Haha!)

Luna: WHAT ABOUT MY SHIRT?!

U.K.: Umm… here *gives her an, “I LOVE THE MABUDACHI TRIO!” on the front &, “AND THE LONE CHICKEN!!!” on the back, shirt!*

Luna: …yay?

U.K.: Raine gets… a “DO YOUR FREAKIN’ HOMEWORK” shirt!

Raine: >.<;;;;

U.K.: or… an “I LOVE ASGARD” shirt! (hee hee… I accidentally typed shit…)

Raine: HOORAY!

Kratos: Wasn’t I water?

U.K.: … Oh YEAH!!!

Kratos: *water* *gurgle* (I shouldn’t have said anything…)

U.K.: that’ll learn ya…

Raine: *slooooow turn* INCORRECT!!!!

U.K.: ?!

Raine: USE PROPER GRAMMER!

U.K.: I… I’M SORRY!!! Don’t hurt me… ;_;

Raine: Just don’t do it again…

U.K.: yes ma’am…

Neko-chan: do you actually think she’s going to obey Raine?

Hungry: nah!

U.K.: You’re right! My grammer don’ need no improvin’!

Raine: RAWWWR!

U.K.: whatever! What can you do?

Raine: Grrr… RAY!!!

U.K.: Oh yeah…*runs outta da way*

Raine: dammit!

U.K.: um… Freeze Lancer! (yay!)

Weird Narrator… guy: Yes… she can cast ice spells…

Sheena: … I call upon the servant of Mother Earth. Gnome!

Gnome: What the hell do you want?

Sheena: I want you… too… wait… whose side am I on?

Gnome: >.<

Zelos: Which hunnie do I choose… Hm… Raine hits me with her staff… (I’ll bet she does…) U.K. ALSO shares my love of Stimpy so… I guess U.K.

Presea: … I dunno… U.K. I guess…

Genis: O.O Oh! Me too!

Raine: GENIS!

Lloyd: Raine… she doesn’t have anyone else on her team…

Colette: I’LL FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE LLOYD!!!

Lloyd: O.o

Neko-chan: Who do you think?

Sheena: Hm… Zelos is on U.K.’s team… so… HI RAINE!!!

Kratos: I’ll protect my son… the dumbass…

Lloyd: WHAT WAS THAT?!

U.K.: O.k. let’s see…

RAINE’S TEAM: U.K.’S TEAM:

Lloyd Neko-chan

Colette Zelos

Kratos Presea

Sheena Genis

Hungry is just there to cheer us on!

Hungry: GO RAINE! GO U.K.! YAY NEKO-CHAN!

Raine: I'll help. Sharpness!

Sheena: Now you can do something Gnome! Gnome? DAMMIT!

Colette: Item thief! Whoops…

Lloyd: Rising Falcon!

Kratos: Light spear!

Neko-chan: (Umm…) CLAWS OF DOOM! (…WHAT ELSE IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO?!)

Lloyd: *Dead*

Raine: Bring back this soul from Purgatory! Resurrection!

U.K.: NO FAIR!!! GET RAINE! May the merciless embrace of frost take thee. Absolute!

Raine: *dies*

Zelos: Ready for this?! Healing Wind!

Presea: Endless Infliction! (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)

Genis: Infinite Powers, grant me thy strength, Meteor Storm!

Lloyd: *dead…again*

Kratos: Ow! *dies* (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!11)

Sheena: Pyre seal!

Zelos: What a sorry way to go… *dies*

U.K.: … GRAAAAAWWWWRRR! Cool off! Ice Tornado!

Sheena: Damn… *dead*

Colette: …Uh-oh…

Presea: Sorry Colette. Infinite Destruction!

Colette: I’m sorry everyone… *dies*

End of battle theme: *plays*

U.K.: And that’s it for dis chapter!

Genis: *pokes Zelos’ dead body* Ha ha!

U.K.: O.O *uses life bottle*

U.K.: Dammit… >.<

FILLER PICTURE!!!

Look at his shoe! HA HA!