Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Psychiatrist ❯ Miroku's Story ( Chapter 3 )

Shashomiru: Oo;; Carrots and potatoes.

Hack: I'm hungry.

Shashomiru: ^^ More story!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shashomiru: ^-^ Next customer, please enter.

(Miroku enters.)

Shashomiru: Hello, Miroku. *stands up and bows*

Miroku: *also bows*

Shashomiru: Please, take a seat in our "Happy Couch of Fun".

Miroku: *sits* ^_^ I am very pleased to be here today.

Shashomiru: ^-^ As am I. *thinks* >.> Hopefully this one will go smooth…^-^ Now please, tell me your reasons for being here.

Miroku: Well, my reason for being here is because of my obsession with girls.

Shashomiru: *shifts* Do tell the story.

Miroku: You see, ever since I realized about this placed in my hand… I've needed a girl to bear my child. ^_^ Girls are very irresistible to me.

Shashomiru: ^^; I see… *writes things down*

Miroku: I can't help but need a little grab from one. What do you think it is?

Shashomiru: Hmm… *writes again* I think that you are suffering from depression. Depression about your ability to do something about it all in plenty of time. So, in regards to your need for a girl to take bear for your child, you tend to get a little "touchy" at times.

Miroku: Ahh, yes it makes perfect sense. *stands up*

Shashomiru: Yes.

Miroku: *walks up to her*

Shashomiru: o___o; Um… Is there something you want from me?

Miroku: *takes her hands*

Shashomiru: o.o 

Miroku: My dear, understanding lady… Will you bear my child?

Shashomiru: oO;; I, uum…

Miroku: *smirks* You're such a lovely young lady.

Shashomiru: *stands up* A-am I?

Miroku: Of course. And you're right. I do need somebody and fast. You seem ripe for the picking, eh? We can start with placing ourselves to the "Happy Couch of "FUN"". 

Shashomiru: *gasps*

Hack: *walks in randomly* Hey, do we got any-o_______________o ^-^;; Ohhhh So the tables have turned. 

Miroku: ^_^ 

Hack: You do

Miroku: ^_^ *stands motionless*

Hack: 

Miroku: ^_^ *shields with his staff*

Hack: *grabs his staff and twists it*

Shashomiru: O.o;;

Miroku: *twists back and flips Hack onto his back*

Hack: OI!! Uhhhgh….

Miroku: *pins him with his staff* ^_^ Don't you know? Never challenge a monk.

Hack: You're right… Monkeys are too easy. *trips him*

Miroku: O___O GAH!!! *lands on top of Hack* Uhhhgh….

Hack: >____< I win.

Shashomiru: *stands above them* ^-^ Much obliged, Hack.

Hack: *looks to her* 

Shashomiru: O____O 

Hack: HEY

Miroku: o___o I wanna see.

Shashomiru: ^-^ Thank you and have a nice day.

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Shashomiru: ^-^ Yep! Please review!!