Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Psychiatrist ❯ Malik's Story ( Chapter 5 )

Shashomiru: o.o ^-^ Moo!!

Hack: <.< …

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Hack: *sighs* Nooooow, who we got today… *looks at clipboard* …..Patient, enter…

(Malik Ishtar walks in.)

Hack: Heh heh. That's neat. Patient, exit.

Malik: o.O *walks out*

Hack: Patient, enter.

Malik: O__o *walks back in*

Hack: Patient. Exit.

Malik: o__o;; *walks back out*

Hack: Patient, enter.

Malik: -.-;; *walks back in*

Hack: Patient, adagio with decrescendo in the fourth measure of the 2nd Trio.

Malik: I CAN'T PLAY INSTRUMENT!!

Hack: *leans back* Ohhh, so you can walk in an' out but you CAN'T Do Adagio with decrescendo in the fourth measure of the 2nd Trio!!!!!!!

Malik: ;.; No.

Hack: Oh, ok. Take a seat.

Malik: ^-^ *sits down*

Hack: Now, tell me your life story.

Malik: Well, it all started when I was only but a mistletoe alone on the branch of the thistle tree. My friends were the acorns and my enemies were Santa's reindeer. I was young and knew not of the potential of treading from my tree. So, I leaped to the ground and escaped the wrath of Santa's poodles  utilizing my Fluffy-Bunny Ray. After we were all safe, I leaped atop my magic cow of sanity and flew to the land of ponies and sweets where I ate candy with the magical smoogfurgles of Hoompadipadeeda. We frolicked through the flowers of peach monkies and rainbow hamsters and basked in the Sun for a good time. ^-^

Hack: …..yes, I see. *writes stuff down* Yep, I see your problem.

Malik: o.o I have problems?

Hack: Why, no of course not. *hands him a slip of paper* The Sanity-pills should do the job.

Malik: ^-^ `kay!! *runs from the room*

Hack: *rubs his temples* Ra, Watashi wa what…

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Hack: Heh heh heh heh.

Shashomiru: O.o; Please give a review...