Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ DOOM Group goes to Highschool! ❯ The Substitute ( Chapter 21 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Yay! I got a chapter up before my birthday! -dances- Sorry, got happy. Anyway, whoo! Only three days until my birthday! I'm gonna stay up Friday night until 2AM so I can sing loudly about my birthday, then pass out of exhaustion on the floor. ^-^ Words to my reviewers:
 
TheeBycth: Wow, I feel honored that this is the first fanfiction you've read on Mediaminer! ^_^ As for putting you in a chapter? Alright, just give me info about yourself so I have stuff to work with in your next review (or e-mail it to me, whichever you prefer)
 
Alonegirl: It does? That's because… I INTERROGATED YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IDEAS FOR A GAME!! MWAHAHAHA! Nah, I didn't. Aw, thanks. W00T! 1337 B33R!
 
Lily: Thank you, too. Yerp, Te'a can have a different personality, though if I could only tell the producers how to make her a good character.
 
Darkrose 17: ^^;;; Well.. This story is kind of shounen-ai-ish so.. Yeah.. Sorry. -puts warning in summary-
 
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, neither does Auron, or Frosted Flakes, or Mr. Rogers. In fact, this computer I'm using doesn't even belong to me. Nothing in this room belongs to me.
 
Warning: Very possible spoiler for Final Fantasy X.
 
(THURSDAY)
 
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Dartz: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, such a beautiful day in th-
 
Allister: MY EARRRRRRRRS!! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!
 
Dartz: -^^- C'mon, it's a song I learned from this show I watched earlier when I couldn't sleep.
 
Valon: -walks into room- Lemme guess, Mr. Rogers?
 
Dartz: Erm.. No?
 
Allister: -_-;; Onto a different subject-
 
Valon: Okay, Allister, how was the night at KAIBA'S?!?!?!?!
 
Allister: I MEANT AN IMPORTANT SUBJECT!!
 
Valon: This IS important!
 
Allister: ANYWAY!! What are we going to do about Raphael, Dartz? He doesn't look like he is going to be able to move any time soon.. And well he is the math teacher.
 
Dartz: Oh, that matter is taken care of.
 
Allister: Oh?
 
Dartz: Yup! Come on out!!
 
Auron: -walks slowly into the room- I knew it wasn't a good idea to have a sending.. But NOOOO! I wanted to experience the FARPLANE!!!
 
Valon: Ooh! It's Auron!
 
Allister: o.o;; Um… What?!
 
Dartz: Well you see, I used my 1337 /\/\4g1( 5|<1|_|_z to bring him from Final Fantasy to here! ^_^
 
Valon: -runs up to Auron- Tell me, during Braska's pilgrimage, did you have ANY feelings for him?! And I don't mean brotherly!! Did you LOVVVVVE him?!
 
Auron: ^&%* %^%$&$* ^%(*!
 
Allister: O.O
 
Auron: >.< Can we go? I hate this place!
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Yugi: Hey Tony! I like the things you do! HEY TONY! If I could I would be you! You're the one and only tiger, with the one and only flakes!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Joey: -stabbing himself with a dull spork- Make it stopppp!
 
Te'a: But Joey, why do you want his beautiful singing to stop?! He is the greatest singer ever!! He-
 
Me: -jumps into story with a SHARP pencil and tries to stab Te'a, but Auron stops me- Auron!
 
Auron: Stop the senseless stabbing of people.
 
Me: But it's Te'a.
 
Auron: Oh, Te'a. Resume then.
 
Te'a: AHHHH! -runs away-
 
Me: Come back here! -chases-
 
Joey: -his jaw drops- It's Auron! AURON! AURON OF FINAL FANTASY X!!! THE ONE WHO ALONG WITH TIDUS, WAKKA, LULU, RIKKU, KIMAHRI, AND YUNA DESTROYED SIN!
 
Yugi: A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Auron!
 
Tristan: I got the Auron action figure!! AURON, AUTOGRAPH MY FOREHEAD!!
 
Auron: /_o You all are a bunch of weirdoes.
 
Valon: Yeah, but their nice weirdoes.
 
Seto: -sees Tristan, Yugi, and Joey in their own lake of drool- -_- And when I thought they couldn't get any more moronic. -sees Auron- ….
 
Auron: If you start acting like them, I swear I'll stab you.
 
Seto: I was just going to say hi. -walks away-
 
Valon: -starts nudging Allister's stomach- Why don't you go follow him? Eh, eh?
 
Allister: -blushing-
 
Dartz: You guys have been together for like, two weeks and you are STILL blushing when someone mention's him? GEEZ! I can see who wears the pants in THAT relationship.
 
Auron: o.0; Allister's gay?
 
Valon: Have you seen his normal clothes? It screams-
 
Bell: Get to class!!!
 
Valon: -drags Joey, Yugi, and Tristan off to class-
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Teacher: -babbles about how he hates being a teacher-
 
Yugi: So let me get this straight.. Mr. Raphael caught the flu in the middle of the night, some how brought Auron into reality, and asked him to substitute for him until he got all better?
 
Valon: Basically.
 
Yugi: Works for me! Because I'm so gullible, if someone told me I could find a super awesome Duel Monsters card in the middle of the earth, I would try and get it and most likely die in the process! ^.^
 
Valon: n.n
 
Seto and Allister: -to busy kissing to notice Yugi's stupidity-
 
Joey: Ewwwww! Get a room!
 
Tristan: I wonder if Mokuba knows..
 
Teacher: -too busy ranting to notice-
 
Bakura: Why do I feel like what is going on RIGHT now is fanfiction material?
 
Joey: I dunno.
 
(Oh Bakura, you silly silly boy)
 
Auron: -walks into cafeteria- Hmm.. This food is quite different then what they have in Spira.
 
Dartz: That is because this is Domino City.
 
Auron: That is a stupid name for a City. Heh, stupid, like Tidus.
 
Dartz: You said it. -sits at random table-
 
Auron: -sits with Yugi and the gang-
 
Tristan: Oh my god! Auron's sitting with us!!!
 
Joey: We are all blessed!!!
 
Yugi: A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Auron!
 
Valon: Um.. Guys?
 
Seto: -_-;; -grabs Allister's arm and walks away from table quickly-
 
Allister: But my food is there!!
 
Seto: -picks up tray and scurries away-
 
Auron: Um.. You -points to Joey- can I have the salt?
 
Joey: HOLY SEAL OF ORICHALCOS HE SPOKE TO ME!!
 
Valon: Hehehe.. Seal of Orichalcos.. Hehehe..
 
Joey: -hyperventilating-
 
Auron: /_. I just wanted the salt.
 
Valon: -gives Auron the salt shaker-
 
Yami: -in Yugi's mind- Let me out, Yugi.
 
Yugi: Derrr, why?
 
Yami: I sense a presence.
 
Yugi: Okay!
 
Yami: -takes over- AURON! -glomps Auron-
 
Auron: >.< I hate fanboy/girls! -storms away, Yami still clinging-
 
Yugi: -in Yami's mind- I thought you said you sensed a presence!!
 
Yami: I never said whose presence it was. ^.~
 
Yugi: -takes over, stops clinging to Auron-
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