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Why Yami Failed Woodshop

Chapter 5: Hammer Havoc

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Hi everybody! Yes, I've finally decided that you deserve another chapter. And I've decided to split up the Non-Powertools into seperate chapters. AND I got a new muse.

Demon: ^_^ Hello!

Stephwolf: This is Demon, the Blue Crystal Wolf. He's so cute! *cuddles Demon*

Demon: I love the attention, but I am NOT a pet dog! I AM A WILD WOLF!!!

Stephwolf: ^_^ Either way, you're so cute and cuddly!

Demon: -_-;;

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Yugi: Let's see... the hammer! Remember that?

Yami: Why would I want to.

***FLASHBACK***

Yami: *humming 'Duel Madness' and hammering a nail into a board of wood*

Yugi: How's the hammering going, Yami?

Yami: I think this may be the one thing in this class I'm good at. I just pretend the nail is Tea's head.

Yugi: Well, if it works for you...

Yami: *pulls the hammer back over his shoulder then prepares to hit the nail as hard as he can* What the...?! *thrusts the hammer forward to discover that he is only holding the handle*

Yugi: O_O Uh oh...

Yami: But then where did the hammer head...? *looks behind him* O_O

Mr. Mortenson: X____________X *laying on the floor with the hammer head stuck in the back of his head*

Yami: I am DEFENITELY not getting an A this term.

***END FLASHBACK***

Yami: So? That was NOT my fault that the hammer came loose!

Yugi: ...You're supposed to check that the head is on tight before you start...

Yami: O_O Oops.

Yugi: And considering your NEXT experience with the hammer...

***SECOND FLASHBACK***

Yami: *has finally finished hammering a long nail into a thin board* There! All done!

Yugi: ^_^ I'm proud of you, Yami! You haven't hurt anyone this time!

Yami: Finally! Now, I'd better show this to Mr. Mortenson... *tries to pick up the wood* O_O Uh oh...

Yugi: -_-;; Now what?

Yami: I think I accidently nailed the board to the table...

Yugi: -_-;;

Yami: *trying to pull the board off the table*

Yugi: Um... Yami? Mr. Mortenson is...

Yami: *gives a final, hard tug* YES! *the board comes loose and smacks Mr. Mortenson in the head*

Mr. Mortenson: X_______________X *unconcious*

Yami: That's the eleventh time this week!

***END SECOND FLASHBACK***

Yami: I MEANT well!!!

Yugi: ...

Yami: -_-;; You don't believe me, do you.

Yugi: ...Not really...

Yami: At least you haven't brought up the sawdust/oiling incident.

Yugi: Too late, I was just about to bring that up.

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Demon: Next is the SAWDUST/OILING SCARS. Did I say that good?

Aleuwolf + Snowfang + Melissa + Stephwolf: ^_^ Aww! *all huggle Demon*

Demon: HEY!!! I AM A WILD ANIMAL!!! I DEMAND TO SEE MY RIGHTS!!!