Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ FAMILY SECRETS ❯ Lost in Translation ( Chapter 16 )

FAMILY SECRETS

[AnimeJunkie’s Room]

AJ and the YYH gang are barricaded in her room doing everything in there power to keep the insanely rabid fangirls at bay, without much success. Because of Botan swinging her oar like a hockey stick, most of the girls have donned crash helmets. (A/N: Resourceful, aren’t they? ^_~) Hiei had the bright ides of going out and using his Dragon of the Darkness Flame to scare the girls away, but all he did was succeed in getting his clothes ripped off as well-there were Hiei fangirls there too.

AJ: *frustrated* Oh, this is just great! Hiei, did you kiss anyone and I didn't know about it?

Hiei: *glares daggers at AJ*

AJ: {Duh, this is HIEI we’re talking about.} Yyyyyeah! I withdraw the question, your honor. *looks at Kurama who had just gotten a fresh change of clothes* Are you okay over there?

Kurama: *straightens his hair* Barely. *pats himself to see if he’s all there* Good, nothing missing. *looks at AJ* How was I supposed to know that would happen? /Curse the artists for giving my such good looks!/

AJ: *raises her eyebrow at Kurama* You gave one of my reviewers a kiss on the cheek? What did you THINK was going to happen?

Yusuke: *peers out the window with terror in his eyes* Uhh...AJ?

AJ: *looks at Yusuke* Yeah?

Yusuke: *turns his gaze to AJ* You wouldn't have anything that could stop a Hummer, would you?

AJ: *looks out the window and points* You miscounted Yusuke, there's a Hummer AND a tank!!! {GEEZ! Who gives there chicks their allowances?}

Kuwabara: *stands up triumphantly* Have no fear, Kuwabara’s here! I know how to get rid of them....

Everyone turned to Kuwabara and they all had the same thought and expression cross their faces: “KUWABARA has an idea? We’re toast!”

Koenma: Kuwabara, YOU know?

Kuwabara: *pouts* Don't look so shocked! This will really work. I'll just go out there and since you guys keep telling me I’m ugly, I’ll scare them away!

Hiei: Hn. That’s just crazy enough to work.

AJ: Sounds better than my idea. {Especially since MY idea was to call Justin Timberlake to sing these girls away.} Ok, go out there and make us proud, Kuwabara!

Yukina: Come back safe, Kazuma! *blows him a kiss*

Kuwabara: *looks at Yukina and blushes* ‘She blew me a kiss’....Wait, I changed my mind.....I don’t wanna...AAAAAAAAAH!

Just as he was about to back out of his heroic stand, a fangirl drags him out of AJ’s room and starts to rip HIS clothes off.

Kuwabara: *terrified* HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REPULSED BY ME!!!!

Fangirl #1: PLEASE! WITH A BODY LIKE THAT, WHO CARES WHAT YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE! I CAN LOOK PAST THAT! COME HERE, HOT STUFF!!

Kuwabara: *bangs and claws the door trying to get back in* HEEEEELPPPPP!!! LET ME IN!!!!! I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I HAVEN’T BEATEN URAMESHI’S HIGH SCORE AT THE ARCADE, YET!!!

AJ: {Who knew there are actually Kuwabara fans?}

Yusuke analyses what happened to Kurama, Hiei, and just recently Kuwabara, and decides that he wants NO part of sacrificing himself to the fangirls. He sees AJ looks at him pleadingly and he holds up his hands in protest.

Yusuke: NOT HAPPENING, AJ! I already have ONE girl beating on me and that's plenty!

Keiko: *clings to Yusuke’s arm* That's it then; WE'RE SO SCREWED!!!

Just as those trapped inside were about to lose all hope, they begin to hear bodies being thrashed and bashed around outside AJ’s door. It went completely silent as the group just stared at the door unsure of what the heck would happen next; then, in the blink of an eye, AJ’s door was knocked off the hinges and fell to the floor with a crash inside her room and smoke took its place. It was then that they noticed that all the girls, even the ones by the windows, were now gone! AJ just stood there smiling to herself thinking {OMG}; the gang could barely make out a figure walking from behind the smoke and they waited; not sure of what was going to happen; AJ, knowing exactly what took place, just silently laughed to herself. The smoke cleared and there stood a long black haired, ebony-green eyed, pale skinned, 5'9" girl. She wore a red & black corset with black low rise chain & zipper flared pants and 3" heel black boots and a black chained choker around her neck. She walked into the room, looked at AJ, and then back down to the floor at the now broken door.

Black-haired Girl: Uhh....sorry about that AJ. I don't think I really meant to hit it that hard. But, hey, those chicks banging around out here were seriously beginning to annoy me! All I heard was screaming and squeals and....well, I prefer the sound of bashing instead of squealing.

*rethinks her last statement* Now, if they were screaming in pain, then I wouldn't mind. It would be like music to my ears. *chuckles* But anyways, I'm here.

Everyone there, except AJ, just stood there wide eyed and mouths agape....even Hiei-he was drooling. Yusuke, who has the bad habit of ACTING before THINKING, did the first thing that popped into his mind.

Yusuke: *holds his fingers like a cross* BACK!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!

AJ: *slaps him upside the head* Will you chill out, Yusuke? Remember that girl I keep telling you about? *The black-haired girl nods her head down, keeping her eyes on the group and grins to them* Well, this is her. Guys, this is my best friend and co-author Kali. She might look like the Queen of the Goths, but she's cool. *smiles* Kali, I assume you know everyone here.

As Kali scans the room, Trixie, Eikichi and Skids run to her and nuzzle against her leg. She smiles and kneels down to pet them.

Kali: *smirks and chuckles* Thanks for the intro, AJ. And yes, of course I know them; I know all about each of them.

AJ looks at Hiei and grins at his expression.

AJ: *nudges his side* Hiei....you're drooling and you're getting my carpet wet! Stop it!

Kali: *looks up at Hiei* So, this is Hiei? The cold-hearted "I'll kill anything that gets into my path" brother? *chuckles*

AJ: Obviously, he isn’t right now, but yeah.

Kali: *blinks, looks at AJ, then walks over to Yusuke. She stops right in front of him and stares into his eyes* What's wrong, Yusuke? You wouldn't happen to be scared, would you? Because I'm sensing fear and it just so happens to be coming from your direction. Can you explain this to me?

Yusuke just stands there stammering as Kali grins at him.

Yusuke: I am a little scared of you....but at the same time I’ve never been more turned on in my life. *Keiko slaps him hard* OW! What is this, Slap the Dimwit Day?

Kali: *grins again and walks over to Kuwabara* I take it that you’re Kuwabara? I believe you were the one I heard screaming from the girls when I was making my way up here.

Kuwabara: *stammering* I-I-I wasn't screaming! That was my “Warrior of Love” battle cry.

Yusuke: *thinks to himself sarcastically* ‘Yeah, she’ll buy that.’

AJ: *chuckles* {Emphasis on CRY!!}

Kali grins at Kuwabara showing her teeth that have been filed down to look like fangs. She stands there and waits to see how Kuwabara will react.

Kuwabara: *jumps back in shock* WHOA! Geez, AJ, you didn't tell me this chick was a vampire!

Kali: *chuckles* Don't worry, Kuwabara...I don't bite....too hard. *winks*

AJ: {The girl hasn’t changed one bit. *smiles*}

Kali looks away from Kuwabara and notices Genkai. She walks over to her now and stops right in front of her. She looks her right in the and respectfully bows to her. Genkai responds in kind by bowing back.

Kali: Hello, Genkai. I've heard nothing but honorable mentions about you.

Genkai: *smiles* Well thank you, Kali. You seem to handle yourself pretty well.

Kali: *smiles* Thank you, Genkai. I hope my presentation has not worried you like it has the others. *Kali says and looks back to Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hiei.*

Genkai: *chuckles* Of course not. With all of the things I’ve seen in my years, you look absolutely normal to me.

Kali: *chuckles* I realize that. I mean, didn't you have to teach Yusuke?

Kali responded sassily and looks back ay Yusuke, knowing there was going to be a response to that one*

Yusuke: HEY! I'm standing right here, you know! *pouts*

Kali: *unphased by his comment* And....your point is?

Genkai chuckles as Kali turns her attention to the other girls in the room.

Kali: Keiko, Yukina, Botan....you girls may not realize it, but even though it may not be physically, you girls are a lot stronger than you'll realize. I mean, you must be; look at the guys you have to deal with. *chuckles*

Shizuru: Finally, someone who speaks the truth. *shakes Kali’s hand* Nice to meet you.

Kali: *shakes her hand* Likewise, Shizuru. It's nice to meet a fellow ass-kicking, name-taking

chick. *chuckles* There aren’t enough of us around; we gotta stick together.

Kali sets her sites on Koenma and puts on the straightest face she possibly could. She walks over to him and stands in front of him.

Kali: Koenma....the ruler of the spirit world.....wow, that's a pretty good title. I bet you get a lot of credit for that. I know you do, but that's still a pretty good title.......for a mere toddler.

Kali flicked his shoulder and Koenma reverted to his toddler form for like 2 seconds before returning to his teenage form once again. Kali saw the glare she was getting from the Prince of Makai and could also see his frantic companion, George, scrambling around Koenma thinking he was going to go off at any moment. She waited quietly, waiting for the Prince to go off on her.

Koenma: *starts to calm down* There, calm, cool and collected as always. *AJ just rolls her eyes at him* Do you really think some “Queen of the Damned” wannabe is gonna make me blow my top?

AJ: *eyes as big as saucers and takes a step back-WAY back* {BAD MOVE PRINCY! I think I’ll have to talk to King Yamma about adoption because he’s about to be minus one child in a few seconds.}

Kali: *fuming* Oh...I know YOU did not just call me some “Queen of the Damned” wannabe chick?! You may be the Ruler of the Makai, but you are not and never will be the ruler of me! So don't you even think for one moment that you have the right to tell me a piece of crap like that! *slow walks towards him until she is in his face* You even try telling me something like that again....I swear on the blackness of my heart I will make sure you suffer in agony and rot in the everlasting flames of Hell!

After being put in his place, all Koenma could do was look at her wide-eyed and gulp. Yusuke sees this and does something REALLY OOC for him.

Yusuke: *claps* YOU GO, GIRL!!

A record scratches as he made that comment. Everyone, including the pets, raise their eyebrows at him in disbelief.

AJ: Yusuke, you’ve been watching Oprah again, haven’t you? {And she was actually starting to like you.}

Kali sharply turns her head to Yusuke and glares him to Hell.

George: *enjoys watching his employer squirm* Kali, can you send me an invitation when that happens? I wanna front row seat.

Kali then turns sharply to George and glares him to Hell along with Yusuke. George ducks his

head down and hides behind Koenma for protection.

Hiei: *thinks to himself* ‘Now, that's my kinda woman!’

After expressing her dislike to Koenma’s, Yusuke’s and George’s comments, she finally turns to AJ and walks over to her, stopping in front of her.

Kali: Sorry it took so long to get here; I guess I have been busy with other stuff. It's seems that the fights lately have just been getting longer and longer and even bloodier! *chuckles* But anyways, I'm here. *looks around AJ’s room* Now, I believe I've meet everyone, right?

AJ: Not quite. *turns her head in Kurama’s direction*

Kali looks over to the direction AJ has her eyes and she sees a redhead with emerald eyes. Kali walks over to him and stops about seven inches in front of him.

Kali: *looks Kurama in the eye* I take it that you are the famous Kurama. I've heard plenty about you and it seems the chicks around here can't get enough of you, either. I hope none of those girls I bloodied up out there were for you. Because if they were....well....I guess you just lost a lot of your female fanbase. But, hey, just think of it this way.....no more preppy chicks as your fans. You'll have all the Goths you could desire and more. But a word of warning.....piss us off and YOU will suffer agonies beyond horror. *grins at him*

Kurama: *smirks* I think I can handle that; I’ve been known to inflict a little horror, myself. *looks Kali in the eyes* I like things dangerous. *his eyes flash gold for a millisecond*

Kali: *her grin widens at his statement* Oh really, well, I bet we could have fun! *chuckles*

Kurama: Maybe we could.

Just then Hiei steps in and stands between Kali and Kurama. Everyone is shocked at this turn of events. Especially Kali.

Hiei: She's mine fox! If anyone's gonna ask her out, it's me, so back off!

Kali and AJ both look down at Hiei then back at each other; neither one has any idea what to make of this.

Hiei: I know I said I wouldn't fight you myself, but for HER, I’ll make an exception!

AJ: *looks at Kali* Uh, Kali? What’s wrong with this picture? *Kali looks up at AJ with an “I have no freakin’ idea what to do?!" look*

Botan: *squeals* Oh, this is so romantic.....in a “Tales from the Crypt” kinda way.

AJ anime falls and thinks {Now how does SHE know about “Tales from the Crypt”?}

Keiko: *whispers to Shizuru* I think she and Hiei would be a good connection.

Shizuru: *whispers back* Kali and Kurama...got a nice ring to it. Girls should always have top billing.

Kali: *looks around to the other occupants of the room with a “HELP ME” type face* That's it! What the hell are you two doing?! *backing away from her two suitors, Kali stops and spreads her arms out to the side, her eyes begin to glow red and her hair starts to flair up at the ends.*

AJ: *stands up finally* This is a first. Someone actually made Kali back up. *looks at Kurama and Hiei glaring* You’re scaring my friend away, guys! KNOCK IT OFF! *sighs* Kali, would you like to do the disclaimer while I figure this out?

Kali: *calms down and looks over to Kurama then to AJ* Of course.

AJ: *sighs in relief* Thanks, girl; for everything. *looks at Kurama and Hiei* She was nice enough to get us out of that jam; the LEAST you can do is TRY not to piss her off!

Kali: (Disclaimer) As mentioned in every other chapter of this story, AJ does not own any of the contents in this story or in any other. If you accuse her of stealing in any matter, I shall hunt down your wretched soul and make sure you suffer agony beyond the thoughts of all the minds in the deepest pits of hellfire!

AJ: *looks at her and sweatdrops* Translation: AJ owns nothing famous in this fic, so don’t sue. *chuckles nervously* NOW for the reviewer SHOUT-OUTS!! {I hope I still HAVE reviewers after this. `~`} MM.ORG: COKE, “DIDN’T LOG IN”, “I DIDN’T LOG IN EITHER”, MEEPITY, “ME” (A/N: Not me personally), ALIAH and KITSUNECUCKOO.

And from ANIMESPIRAL.COM: KAZU. KUPOCHAN, DARK_SOUL, NO ONE SPECIAL (A/N: Yes, you are! ^_^), KUMORIANGEL95 AND SHARD! THANKS, GUYS!!! Also, concerning Kali’s part, those are her words in the beginning skit; she wrote this with me. MUCH LOVE, GIRL!! And sorry for taking so long; My aunt, uncle and cousin came to town and mom INSISTED they stay with us and I had my whacked-out cousin room with me. Again, SORRY SORRY SORRY for taking so long! Gomen! Oh, yeah. I also wanna Thank Shard and everyone who voted for me in his Fanfic Writer Awards on ANIMESPIRAL.COM. THANKS, YOU GUYS!!! YOU ROCK!!! *looks at Kurama and Hiei* I’ll deal with you two later. *shakes her head*

Kali: And now.......FAMILY SECRETS.

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LAST TIME on FAMILY SECRETS.......

Nano: *walks over to her granddaughter and Kurama* I know one of you has a problem; I felt it all the way over there. Now if you need to talk, I’m here. *looks at Gwen* You’re fine so....*looks at Kurama*....okay, spill it. What’s bugging you?

Kurama: To be truthful, it’s not me exactly.

Nano: Wait, if it’s not you, then.....Youko?

Kurama: Yes. He won’t talk to me and I know he won’t talk to Gwen. Mainly because....`~`...It’s ABOUT Gwen.

Nano: Ahhh, I see. Well, would he talk to me? Maybe I can help.

Kurama: It’s a long shot; but I’ll ask. /Youko? Gwen’s grandmother says she wants to talk to you. She wants to apologize for last night./

Youko: ~She wants to talk about my other problem, too. Doesn’t she? *Kurama nods* I guess it’s okay. But the second she goes into the Sigmund Freud (A/N: Don’t own) bit, I’m outta there!~

Kurama: /Agreed./ *looks at Nano* He’s agreed to talk to you.

Nano: Good. Meet me in Genkai’s garden in an hour. And if you’re late, I’ll come lookin’ for you. *winks*

Kurama: *chuckles* We’ll be there. Thank you.

Nano: Thank me after I help fox-boy with his problem. *smiles*

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[Genkai’s Temple-Living Room]

Gwen sits on the couch, scratching Trixie’s ears, thinking back on the day’s events and also what her grandmother had planned for her silver-locked stalker. Nano was well-known for the advice she gave anyone who asked for her help; she was also known for being a nosy busybody and that sparked Gwen’s curiosity. She wondered just what was going through Youko’s mind that would make Kurama worry about him, especially since Kurama told her that Youko always kept a stranglehold on his deeper emotions. {It must be something big if it has Kurama asking Grandma for help.} Finally, not being able to help herself, and because she’s just as nosy as her grandmother, she gently set Trixie down and crept through the kitchen to where the glass double doors that led to the garden were. It was almost time for Kurama to meet Nano who was waiting under the same willow tree she and Gwen were when they talked about her feelings for the kitsune. {I wonder if Youko can keep his emotions in check with Grandma.} She sauntered to the window above the kitchen sink so she couldn’t be seen easily, waited patiently and then, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a trace of red which she knew could only be the scarlet-haired fox she pined for. (A/N: AHH, who are we kidding? She has the major HOTS for him! ^_^) She watched as he politely bowed to her; Nano smiled at him before sitting down next to her on the marble bench.

[Genkai’s Garden]

As Kurama sat down next to his crush’s grandmother, still pondering over what has his alter-ego so upset, Nano gave him her warmest smile and began her “therapy session”.

Nano: *looks at her watch* Right on time, Red.

Kurama: Of course. I wouldn’t want to keep a pretty lady waiting. *smiles*

Nano: *chuckles* Flattery will get you nowhere, but that doesn’t mean you have to stop. *smiles*

Kurama: I really appreciate your help, Nano. I want to know what’s wrong with Youko; I’ve never known him to act like this.

Nano: ‘I have a feeling I already know what’s going on with his other half, but I wanna be sure.’ So, Red. (A/N: Why doesn’t she just call him Kurama?) Is Youko ready to talk to me, or does he need more time?

Kurama: *smiles at Nano* I’ll find out. /Youko? Youko, Nano is waiting to talk to you. Are you ready?/

Youko: ~*sighs sadly* I guess so. I just hope she doesn’t dig too deeply.~

Kurama: /I’m afraid I can’t control that. You’ll just have to relax and tell her the truth, because I have a feeling she’ll find out what’s wrong with you one way or another. She doesn’t seem like the type to give up easily./

Youko: ~That’s putting it mildly. *sighs* Okay, I’m ready. Wish me luck.~

Kurama: *looks at Nano* He’s ready to talk now. Though, it took some convincing on my part.

Nano: Good. We can get started now.

Nano watched intently as Kurama closed his bright emerald pools and a silver mist surrounded his body; as the smoke cleared, the mild-mannered redhead was replaced by his taller silver-haired counterpart whose downcast head sported an uncharacteristically sad expression on his face.

Nano: *bends down a bit to look into Youko’s golden eyes* Um, I’m up here. *smiles* You know it would be better for both of us if you’d look at me. I won’t bite.

Youko: *looks up at her smugly* Oh, I’m not concerned about you biting me. It’s everything ELSE you do that I’m worried about.

Nano: *chuckles* Oh, yeah. I wanted to apologize to you about that. But, you do know why I attacked you, right? I mean seeing a strange man hovering over Roo like that, knowing she’s been attacked by demons, what did you expect me to do?

Youko: *looks at her and smiles sheepishly* Watch quietly and be happy for me? *sees Nano look at him like he’s crazy* That didn’t help my case at all, did it?

Nano: *shakes her head* Not one bit.

[Kitchen]

Gwen: *whispers to herself* Man, I’d give anything to know what they’re talking about! I can’t take this! *slowly creeps towards the glass doors when she feels a hand on her shoulder* WHOA! *looks up to see Botan, Keiko, Shizuru and Yukina smirking at her* What?

Botan: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Now you wouldn’t be trying to spy on anyone, would you? *giggles*

Gwen: *bites her lower lip* Now what makes you say that?

Shizuru: You never struck me as the nosy type. *smirks* Actually, seeing this, I gained a whole new respect for you. *chuckles*

Keiko: Be careful, Gwen. Remember, curiosity killed the cat. *smiles*

Gwen: {Lucky for me, I’m not a cat.} You know, Ku-Ku, that’s great advice. And the next time I see a cat, I’ll be sure to pass on that little nugget of information. *walks to the glass door*

Yukina: Wait! You can’t go out there. *stands in front of Gwen* I know you want to hear what they are talking about, but think about this. Nano might not be able to help Youko effectively if you’re there. He said that the problem concerned you, so maybe he’s more comfortable talking about his dilemma without you around to distract him?

Gwen: I never thought about it that way. {That makes sense.} I guess you’re right. *sighs* This is just great! I have all these amazing powers at my disposal and my four consciences talk me out of it! *smirks at her friends*

Botan: *giggles* Well, I guess it’s a good thing we stepped in when we did.

Keiko: Yeah, because it looks like YOUR conscience decided to keep its mouth shut. *laughs*

Shizuru: Besides, we just said you couldn’t listen in on them; we never said we couldn’t WATCH them. *winks*

Gwen: You know, you guys are hopeless! You know that? *laughs*

Girls: We blame you! *laughs*

As the girls crowd around the window to get a good view of Nano and Youko, Gwen’s amethyst radiated a violet aura that surrounded the girls they were soon invisible. Outside, the only one who wished they were invisible was a very nervous Youko.

[Genkai’s Garden]

Nano: *trying to read Youko’s body language* Okay, fox boy. Just what's going on in that silver head of yours?

Youko: *tries his best to act cool* Nothing.

Nano: Whatever’s making you look the way you look, CAN’T be “nothing”. It’s definitely a something....or should I say some ONE?

She looks at Youko’s face to see what looks like the beginning of a smirk.

Nano: *chuckles* So that’s it. Well, I won’t beat around the bush any longer. I know this something that’s bugging you has to do with Roo, am I right?

Youko: *smirks more* Maybe.

Nano: ‘*smirks* I have ways of making you talk, foxy. Before I’m done, you’ll be singing like a canary.’ (A/N: In other words, “Spill the Beans.” ^_^) I noticed that out of all the demons that have attacked her since she’s been here, you seem to be the only one who hasn’t done anything to her.

Youko: ~Not for a lack of trying, mind you. *smirks*~

Nano: Now, from what Roo has told me, you already paid her a visit; twice, in fact.

Youko: *smiles a little* Yes, I did.

Nano: *pushes for more info* And...how did she react?

Youko: *looks at Nano confused* What do you mean “how dis she react”? She was asleep.

Nano: *sighs* No....I mean the times BEFORE last night. ‘You know more than you’re telling.’ Kurama told me about when she pulled the old “GODZILLA” trick. Which, incidentally, I can’t see you falling for. *smirks*

Youko: Uhhhh.....I don’t know what you’re talking about. *looks around the garden*

Nano: *has her hand on her hip* Oh, you mean she DIDN'T kick you in the crown jewels when you snuck up behind her? *Youko looks up, but not at Nano* Yes, she told me about that.

Youko: *clears his throat* Once again, my dear Nano, I have no knowledge of what you speak. *still looks around the garden*

Nano: *sighs* Youko, if my Roo can't hide things from me, what in the Hell makes you thing YOU can? *looks at Youko* Now, spill it!

Youko: *frustrated growl* Fine! Yes, she did all those things you just mentioned! Happy, Granny!?

Nano: Okay, now we’re cooking with gas! Tell me about the first time you met.

When Nano tried to push for more answers, Youko has his golden eyes fixed on a passing bumblebee as if it was the most interesting thing he’d ever seen. Nano, who wasn’t the type to appreciate being ignored, spoke up.

Nano: *crosses her arms* I’m waiting, Foxy!

Youko: *grins* Oh, yes. I remember the first time we met; it was very......revealing, I guess you could say. *chuckles*

Nano: *has a questioning glare in her eyes* How so?

Youko: Well, I snuck into her room while she was taking a shower. She came out wearing a bath towel around her body and one on her head, which explains why she didn’t see me. She took off her head towel and started dancing to a song singing “You better take it off...”

Nano: And let me guess; you said, “by all means, take it off”, am I right?

Youko: Oh, but of course. Did you really think I would pass up such an opportunity? *grins and realizes what he just said; he frantically waves his hands in front of him* I didn’t mean it like THAT, though.

Nano: What I want to know is why you snuck into her room in the first place?

Youko: Truth be told, I just wanted to see why and how Kurama could be so interested in something as frivolous as some chick.

Nano: *insulted* Look, Foxy! I’ll have you know that my Roo isn’t just “some chick”

Youko: *looks at the ground and mutters to himself under his breath in a serious voice, but with a very loving tone* Believe me; I know. I truly know. ~I’ve never met anyone like her; she amazes me to no end.~

Nano: *strains to hear what Youko just said* ‘I didn’t get a chance to hear what he said. Did he say, “I know”? And he didn’t sound cocky at all when he said it. It sounded almost....Hold on! I remember Roo telling me that she saved Kurama’s life; that’s how they met. So that means....’ *her eyes widen* Roo told me that she met Kurama by saving his life and Kurama told me about your past and how your soul inhabits his body...so that means...*looks at Youko who still has a dazed but serious look on his face* she also saved you.

When Nano made the comment, Youko looks up at her; even though his face was filled with sadness, Nano could detect another feeling; a warm feeling.

Nano: *surprised* ‘Oh, my.....good gravy! He loves her.’ You love Roo, don’t you?

Youko: *sighs sadly* It appears, Nano, that I owe everything to her. My life, my heart.....my love.

Nano: Well, if you love her, what has you so upset? Did Red say anything?

Youko: *looks away from Nano* No, he didn’t.

Nano: *still pushing for answers* Well, someone had to say something to get you thinking about your feelings; now tell me. I want to help you.

Youko: *stands up in front of Nano, upset* I told you nobody said anything to me!

Nano: Your body language is telling me a different story. Look, Youko. I know you have genuine feelings for my Roo, but you think that if you don’t admit it to yourself, it’s only hurting you. But what you don’t realize is that it’s also hurting Roo; by not telling her, she'll feel like you don’t trust her. Kurama almost made the same mistake, but I guess you know that. Now my question to you is, why would you want to hurt someone you love so much by not telling them how you really feel, especially since you won't admit it to your damned self? Just admit it to yourself, you'll feel a lot better.

Youko: *sighs sharply* You want to know the truth?! You’re right! I was afraid to admit it! I was afraid to admit that I actually love someone!

Nano: *looks at Youko confused* But, why? What’s so bad about admitting that you love Roo?

Youko: Because that’s not who I am! *sits down next to Nano*

Nano: *scoots closer* Okay, so tell me. *takes her hand and lifts Youko’s head up by the chin* Who are you?

Youko: *looks at Nano* Are you sure you want to know?

Nano: It’s the only way I can help you.

Youko: *sighs* Alright. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. *closes his eyes and lets out a long, drawn out breath* I was known as the Master Thief of the Makai and the leader of the most ruthless band of thieves ever. I had a reputation as being cold, heartless and unforgiving towards my enemies. In fact, the only person I ever showed any warmth to was my best friend, Kuronue; he and I were closer than brothers. He was the only one who knew my every thought, even without saying a single word. (A/N: It’s just a platonic friendship, no yaoi people!) One our last heist together, we stole a priceless mirror; everything was going smoothly until the guards caught wind of us and chased us. We were about to escape scot free but Kuronue’s favorite pendant broke off and he ran back to get it. He was about to run back to where I was when razor sharp bamboo spears rained down on him, pinning him to the ground. I ran back to help him but it was already too late; with his last bit of strength, he told me to save myself. *looks down at the ground* He sacrificed his life to save mine. With all the battle scars I’ve received and the pain I’ve endured over the years, nothing hurt me more than when I lost the one person I considered my brother. It was then that I decided not to get close to anyone, because if I did, I’d lose them, too.

Nano: *with compassion in her voice* So what changed since then?

Youko: I assume Kurama told you about the heist where I was shot and injured so badly that I entered Kurama’s mother’s womb and became the soul of her unborn baby. *Nano nods* Well, it was his mother’s love and compassion that changed my mind about leaving for the Makai after 10 years of living in your world. Kurama didn’t have the heart to leave her....and neither did I.

Nano: This is really interesting. Now, have you ever fallen in love with anyone?

Youko: *nervous* Well......you really don’t wanna know that.

Nano: Yes, I do.

Youko: *sighs heavily* Well, along with being cold, I also had the reputation of being the worst womanizer. I was attracted to many women.....and how could they resist me? *winks at Nano and notices that she has her eyebrow raised at him* Um, right. Anyway, I’ve never gotten close to anyone long enough to fall for them. That is until the day Gwen found Kurama in that alley. After he woke up and saw her face...it was what you humans call “love at first sight”. The more he got to know her, the more I wanted to get to know her. She’s clever, beautiful, very flexible. *looks at Nano glaring at him* I don’t mean it like that, I swear! In any rate, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone quite like her; calling her “one-of-a-kind” is redundant. She awakened feelings within me I never knew I was capable of; *closes his eyes and has a genuine smile on his face* I do love Gwen. *his smile fades* But after the way I acted towards her, I doubt she’ll want to have anything to do with me.

Nano: Well, if it was any other girl, you might be right. But Roo is a forgiving person; if she wasn’t, you’d be a fur coat by now. *chuckles* I honestly believe she’ll give you a second chance.

Youko: *looks at Nano* Do you really think she’ll listen?

Nano: Just be as honest with her as you are with me and she’ll see you in a different light. You know, you may come across as the cold, calculating and cunning fox; but deep, deep down, you’re as sweet as a baby kit. *pinches his cheek*

Youko: *tries to move his face* Hey, cut it out! People could be watching! *laughs* (A/N: You think? ^_~) Well, now that the Q & A is over, may I ask you some questions?

Nano: Sure. Ask away!

Youko: *his face twisted in confusion* Why do you call Gwen, “Roo”?

Nano: *laughs* When she was younger, she was always jumping around doing tumbling routines and Tae Kwon Do moves. Also, she had a favorite red hoodie with a huge pocket in the front she would wear all the time, so when she jumped, she reminded me of a kangaroo.

Youko: *chuckles* Well, that’s better than the childhood nickname I had.

Nano: Really? What was yours?

Youko: UH-UH! FORGET IT! You’ve gotten enough answers from me! I gotta keep at least ONE thing secret! *smiles* ~And if you breathe a word of this to Gwen, Kurama, I’ll make sure it’s the last breath you take!~

Kurama: /You do realize that if I stop breathing, so do you./

Youko: ~*sighs* There you go with those FRIGGIN’ details again! *sees Kurama trying to suppress a laugh* Shut up! I can still take over your body and make you do that Macarena dance in front of everyone! (A/N: I don’t know if he can really do that, but it would be funny if he could. ^_^) *Kurama’s grin fades and Youko smirks* That’s what I thought. *As Youko walks away, Kurama couldn’t hold back anymore and laughs his head off* I give up.~ *looks at Nano* I have one more question; is there anything, ANYTHING the slightest bit normal about Gwen’s family?

Nano: *thinks for about a minute* Uhhh.............no.

Youko anime falls and Nano just sits and laughs at him. After getting back up, Youko does something that only a select few have seen him do......he laughed. Not a sinister chuckle or a condescending giggle, but an honest heartfelt laugh. This sight gave Nano so much satisfaction the she couldn’t help but join in.

Youko: *laughing* Has anyone ever told you that your family tree is full of nuts?

Nano: *laughing* Basically everyone we talk to.

Youko: I can definitely say that I have never had a more interesting talk with anyone. *stands up* I thank you, Miss Nano. For everything. *kisses her hand*

Nano: *Smiles* Anytime, Foxy! And if you ever need to talk again......

Youko: I’ll go see a shrink. *smiles*

This time it was Nano’s turn to anime fall and Youko had to sit down again because he was laughing too hard to stand up.

Nano: *smirks* That’s real cute, Fox Boy! I can’t be falling down like that, you know. *pouts* I’m an old woman!

Youko: *looks at Nano like she had just grown a second head* Lady, you nearly broke me in half! So don’t give me that “old woman” business! *smirks*

As they continue laughing, Youko’s sensitive ears perk up as they pick up a couple of female voices; one of them sounding very much like the young girl they had just finished talking about.

Youko: *whispers to Nano* I think we may have a few snoopers.

Nano: *whispers back* And I know how to bring one of them out. *smirks and speaks in her normal voice* I don’t know if demons can eat sugar, but I managed to swipe a couple of Roo’s chocolate bars from her secret stash. Want one?

[Kitchen]

Keiko: Man! Did any of you guys hear what they were saying?

Botan: How can I? Your elbow is in my ear! *shifts her body to a more comfortable position*

Gwen: *hears what her grandmother said about her “secret stash” and her concentration on her bracelet is broken making the girls visible again* How did she know about that? Even Trixie doesn’t know where that is! *rushes out to where Nano and Youko stood* Grandma! How did you know where I hid my chocolate bars? I never even told Keiko.....and it’s her house! *looks at Nano and Youko trying their best not to laugh* You don’t have my chocolate bars, do you? *they both shake their heads and snicker* I just gave myself away, didn’t I? *they both nod* Yeah. *looks at them ready to burst* I’ll be leaving now. Peace! *turns and runs back inside totally mortified while Youko and Nano laugh*

Youko: That was priceless! *wipes his eyes*

Nano: You said it yourself. We’re a family full of nuts! *smiles*

As Youko’s laughter dies down, a cloud of silver mist surrounds his form and is replaced by a smiling Kurama.

Kurama: /She truly is one of a kind. Now to tell Gwen how I feel about her, but it has to be just right./

Nano: *sees Kurama in his infamous “thinking” mode and smiling to himself* What’s on your mind, Red?

Kurama: Something important. I’ll tell you later. I promise.

Nano: *chuckles* You better. *walks back inside proud of her work* ‘I should have my own advice column. Love, Nano Style! Yeah, that sings!’

[Meiou High School-Monday Morning]

It was close to the end of Third Period, the only class Gwen takes alone-Japanese-mainly because she was the only one there who DOESN’T speak it. It was also the only class that she was struggling with. She was silently thanking the gods above that she was doing fairly well when her teacher, Ms. Nakano, dropped a bombshell.

Ms. Nakano: Gwen, I just want to let you know that Friday, there will be a test to see how far you’ve gotten. Oh, an incidentally, the entire test will be oral. So for the entire period, we will speak only Japanese.

Gwen: {OH, CRAP! I’M SCREWED!!} Uh.....that sounds great, Ms. Nakano. I can’t wait.

Ms. Nakano: Neither can I. As long as you review the notes I gave you, I’m sure you will do fine. *bell rings* I’ll see you tomorrow.

Gwen: *dreading Friday* Bye, Ms. Nakano.

Gwen walks out of the classroom looking like she just got out of bed after only 2 hours sleep and slowly trudges over to her locker. Kurama was walking through the hallway when he sees the object of his affection facing her locker. As he ventured closer, he noticed that she wasn’t just facing her locker, she was repeatedly banging her head against it-rather hard.

Kurama: *watching Gwen make a dent in her locker* Um, Gwen. Is something wrong?

Gwen: *still banging her head and being sarcastic* Oh, no Shuichi. I always give myself a headache before lunch. *still banging her head*

Kurama: *continuing with the sarcasm* Well, okay. I’ll just go on ahead to lunch. I’ll tell the janitor to come and buff out your locker later. Bye. *waits to see what she will do*

Gwen: *stops banging her head long enough to look at Kurama* This is supposed to be the part where you console me.

Kurama: *smirks* I know, I guess your sarcasm is rubbing off on me.

Gwen: *smirks and mutters under her breath* Smart-ass Fox! *turns around and looks at Kurama with a smile on her face*

Kurama: So, are you going to tell me what’s wrong or do I have to tickle it out of you? *winks*

Gwen: No, I’ll tell you. You know my Third Period class is Japanese, right?

Kurama: Yes?

Gwen: Well, Ms. Nakano said that she’s going to give me an oral test on Friday. *starts banging the back of her head on her locker*

Kurama: I still don’t follow. What’s the problem?

Gwen: The problem is....I SUCK AT JAPANESE!!!!! *bangs her head one last time* Ow. And now, I have a concussion. *whines quietly* I’m so dead! I’m gonna flunk for sure!

Kurama: *thinks* /This could be the opportunity I’ve been waiting for./

Youko: ~And that would be?~

Kurama: /I could help Gwen study for her test and use her Japanese class to tell Gwen how I feel about her./

Youko: ~I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that’s actually a good idea.~

Kurama: /Youko? You know you just gave me a compliment, right?/

Youko: ~Yeah, I know! That’s why I can’t believe I’m saying it. *smirks*~

Kurama: Maybe you won’t flunk. I could help you study if you like. You’ll be speaking fluent Japanese in no time! *smiles*

Gwen: *smiles* You’re serious?

Kurama: Of course. I’m at your service, Milady. *bows*

Gwen: *wraps her arms around Kurama’s neck in a hug* OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!! *realizes what she is doing and lets go* Um...*blushes* thanks.

Kurama: *blushes* You’re quite welcome. Now, shall we go to lunch or do you want to stay here finish turning your locker to scrap metal? *chuckles*

Gwen: Very funny, Shuichi. *chuckles as they walk to lunch together*

[After school-Kurama’s house]

Gwen runs to Kurama’s two story abode mentally berating herself for taking so long to change into her street clothes. {From now on, I’m keeping my shoes in the closet out of Trixie’s reach.} She finally reaches the front door and rings the bell; she patiently waits for someone to answer and a tall man is standing in the door smiling ay her.

Gwen: Hello. My name is Gwen, Shuichi’s friend from school. Is he home?

Mr. Hatanaka: (A/N: Sorry, I don’t know his first name. >.<) Oh, I’ve heard of you. You’re the girl who saved his life. *smiles and shakes her hand* It’s a pleasure to finally meet you. Come in, come in.

Gwen: Thank you. *walks in* So you’re Shuichi’s stepfather? He’s told me a lot about you.

Mr. Hatanaka: Likewise. I’m Mr. Hatanaka. It’s nice to meet a girl who isn’t stalking my stepson every waking hour. ‘Like that Ami girl. *shudders*’ *calls upstairs* Shuichi, Gwen is here!

Kurama: *calls down* I’ll be right down!

Mrs. Minamino: *walks into the living room and stands by her husband* Oh, Hello Gwen. Nice to see you again. Shuichi told me that he was helping you with your Japanese lesson.

Gwen: Yes, he is. I am so glad you gave birth to a genius. *smiles*

Mrs. Minamino: *smiles* I couldn’t be more proud of him. *looks at her watch* Oh, we’re going to be late, Honey!

Mr. Hatanaka: You’re right. *gathers their coats* We better hurry or we’ll miss the train. *looks at Gwen* I’m sorry we have to rush out on you. We’d love it if you could come for dinner sometime.

Gwen: I’d like that, Mr. Hatanaka. Thank you. *bows*

Kurama: *wlkas downstairs to the living room* Hi, Gwen. *looks at his parents* Aren’t you going to be late?

Mrs. Minamino: *walks towards the door* We’re on our way now. Shuuichi is next door doing his science project and will probably be eating and sleeping over there tonight. He has his clothes for tonight and school tomorrow. We’ll be back Wednesday Night. *kisses Kurama’s cheek* You can have your usual friends over, but nobody else.

Kurama: *smiles* Yes, Mother. *kisses his mother’s cheek* Have fun.

Mr. Hatanaka: *sarcastic* A business conference in Kyoto, loads of fun. *twirls his finger in the air in a circle and says in a deadpan tone* Yippie.

Mrs. Minamino: *chuckles* Oh, it won’t be that bad. *walks out with her husband* Bye, Gwen. Bye, Sweetie!

Gwen: Bye, Mrs. Minamino, Mr. Hatanaka.

Kurama: Bye, Mother, Father. *looks at Gwen* Before we start, would u like something to drink?

Gwen: Water would be fine, thanks.

Kurama: Coming right up. *walks to the kitchen and comes back in with two glasses if ice water and hands one glass to Gwen* Here you go.

Gwen: *takes the glass* Thanks. *slowly drinks the water as Kurama sets up their study area on the carpeted floor in front of the couch* So, where should we start first? *sits down on the floor cross-legged next to Kurama*

Kurama: We can start by assessing how much Japanese you already know, if any.

Gwen: I know a little Japanese.

Kurama: *surprised* Really? Let me hear it.

Gwen: Honda, Mitsubishi, Suzuki, Yamaha, Sony, Seiko.....*looks at Kurama who has already anime fell and is twitching* What? Those are all Japanese, aren’t they? *sees Kurama’s shoulders shaking and realizes that he was laughing*

Kurama: *sits up laughing* Yes.....they are Japanese; I’ll give you that. *chuckling*

Gwen: *pouts cutely* You’re supposed to be helping me, not laughing at me.

Kurama: *laughter dies down* I’m sorry; you’re right. That was just really funny. *smiles* I suppose we could start with a few simple words and phrases. If I know, Ms. Nakano, she’ll probably engage you in a Japanese conversation. *looks at Gwen’s notes* I’ll say a Japanese word or phrase and translate it for you; then you repeat it, okay?

Gwen: Okay.

Kurama: *looks at Gwen* Ohayo. (A/N: Pronounced like the state Ohio)

Gwen: Oklahoma. *Kurama anime falls and laughs again, Youko is doing the same thing in Kurama’s mind* What? What did I say?

Kurama: *wipes his eyes* I should be asking YOU that. Where did Oklahoma come from?

Gwen: You said Ohio. You know, the state?

Kurama: *stifles a giggle* No, not OHIO. OHAYO. It’s Japanese for “hello”.

Gwen: Oh, I get it now. Ohayo.

Youko: ~*laughing his fool head off* OKLAHOMA!!! That’s good!!!*still laughing*~

Kurama: Now if you want to say “good morning” It’s Ohayo, gosaimasu. (A/N: I guess that’s how it’s spelled. And if the translations are wrong, Gomen. ^_^)

Gwen: Ohayo, gosaimasu.

Kurama: Hai.

Gwen: I know that one. It means “yes”, right?

Kurama: Right. Konnichiwa.

Gwen: *looks at him confused* Konnichi-who?

Kurama: Konnichiwa. It’s another way of saying “good morning”.

Gwen: Konnichiwa. *smiles*

Kurama: And to say “good evening” is....

Gwen: Konbanwa. I’ll never forget that one.

Kurama: That’s right. Here’s another phrase...../Now’s my chance; here goes./ Ai shiiteru.

Gwen: Bless you.

Kurama: *sweatdrops* Uh.....no, Gwen. /Great, I just made myself look like a complete baka!/

Gwen: *looks at Kurama and notices that he has a serious look on his face* What is it, Kurama? What’s wrong? Did I mess up again?

Kurama: *looks at Gwen* Oh, no. It’s just that phrase I said was very important.

Gwen: What does it mean?

Kurama: *looks into Gwen’s eyes* Ai shiiteru is Japanese for “I love you”. Which is exactly how I feel about you, Gwen. I have since the first day I laid eyes on you.

Gwen: *is surprised but smiling* Oh.....

As Gwen tries to process the newly acquired information, Kurama reaches his hand behind her neck and gently pulls her into a soft kiss. They slowly pull away and gaze deeply into each others eyes, brilliant green meeting dark brown.

Gwen: *smiles* Ai shiiteru, Kurama.

Kurama: *smiles* Ai shiiteru, Gwen.

They slowly move in closer and lock lips for another kiss. Kurama brings his left hand to rest behind Gwen’s neck and his right arm snaked around her waist. Wanting to be more comfortable, Kurama turns Gwen around until she was cradled securely in his strong arms. The kiss started to become more intense and Kurama licked her lips, begging for entrance, his tongue aching to taste her sweetness. Gwen obliged by slow parting her lips which already had the flavor of strawberries. Kurama wasted no time and his tongue slithered inside Gwen’s mouth and both tongues engaged in a war for dominance; he moaned quietly as he felt her fingers deftly maneuvering through his soft, crimson hair before settling behind his neck. They were so involved in their kiss that held all of their pent up passion that they failed to notice the audience that was watching the show in front of them. The Reikai Tantei, the girls, Genkai, Koenma and Nano observed as their redheaded friend and their new raven-haired friend were fully into their little tongue duel; the girls held back their giggles and the guys were oh-so tempted to whistle and catcall but decided not to. (A/N: That’s a first!) Nano, being the romantic she was, did the only thing that seemed right at the time.

Nano: *fakes a cough* AHEM!!

With that, Kurama and Gwen abruptly broke their kiss; Kurama, who was shocked, inadvertently let Gwen fall on her back. (A/N: Smooth move, Butterfingers!)

Kurama: *stammers and blushes until his face matches his hair* Uhh....I can explain.

Koenma: *sits on the armrest* Oh, I have GOT to hear this one!

Kurama: Uhhh....I’m.....helping Gwen learn a new tongue? *chuckles*

Everyone anime falls at the bad pun.

Genkai: Well, that’s one way to put it. *chuckles*

Gwen: Um, Kurama? Can you help me do something else?

Kurama: What’s that?

Gwen: *annoyed* SIT UP!

Kurama: *looks at Gwen who was flat on her back* Oops! *helps her up* Um, to continue our lesson, here’s another phrase. /One I’ll be saying to you a lot!/ Gomen nasai. It means “I’m sorry.” And I am, I’m so sorry.

Gwen: I forgive you, Kurama. *rubs the back of her head* But you better be glad that this floor has carpeting.

Kurama: I am. Believe me, I am. *chuckles*

As everyone laughs, nobody notices the shadow in the nearby tree peering into the living room window with glowing eyes.

Takei: It’s only a matter of time, my dear. You’ve been lucky thus far, but your good fortune is slowly running out. *chuckles sinisterly and flies away*

**End of chapter 16**

[AnimeJunkie’s Room]

Kali just sits there with her head tilted down and her peering eyes on the group and watches the guys act like children and AJ trying her best to settle this matter.

AJ: You know, I never expected you guys to act like this; especially you, Hiei. *Hiei just looks at the ground* Can you guys, please promise me that you’ll try to behave while my friend is here?

Guys: We promise.

AJ: Good. *looks at the readers* Sorry again for taking so long. Stupid cousin! Well, this is another long one. Hope this one was worth the wait. Will Youko follow Kurama’s example and tell Gwen how he feels about her? How will she react when she finds out? That’s next time, so leave LOTS and LOTS of reviews if you want to know what happens next! Until then....

Kali: *has a glimmer in her eyes* CIAO FOR NOW!

AJ: Hiei, I’m not going to tell you again.....STOP DROOLING ON MY CARPET!!!!!!!