Jeremy Feeple is an average teenager who finds himself the object of contention between two beautiful girls, Asrial and Itchy-Koo. It\'s a traditional love triangle with a major difference: the girls are each extraordinary beings, one the heiress of a Ninja clan, the other is an alien princess from a distant galaxy. Fiercely competitive, they launch a never-ending struggle to prove their mettle and win his love. Worse, all their enemies are following close behind, turning Jeremy\'s whole town upside down. Who will Jeremy chose? And will he survive long for it to matter?