/ ❯ Chibis go to school ❯ The terror begins ( Chapter 1 )

O.K. yeah, I know you're saying "Another one of these chibi fics?" my answer is yes ^_^

I'm trying to make this as good as possible, but at the moment I'm a new struggling author so please bare with me!

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Ms. Kisses walked into her room, it was her first year teaching and she was very excited about teaching first grade at this school and had no clue why the kindergarten and preschool teachers had laughed insanely at her when she'd shown them her list of students. They were already seated by the time she got in.

Ms. Kisses: * thinking * such angels…* out loud * Now class, my name is Ms. Kisses and I am VERY excited about teaching you all this year, we will begin with * saying this with a little too much enthusiasm * ROLL CALL! Now, when I call your name-

Vegeta: We know the drill get on with it!

Ms. Kisses: * still sweetly * Alright then. Android #17?

#17: Here

Ms. Kisses: Android #18?

#18: Here

Ms. Kisses: Bulma?

Bulma: Present!

Ms. Kisses: Chi-Chi?

Chi-Chi: Here!

Ms. Kisses: Cell?

Cell: * too busy smirking at #17 and #18 in an evil way to respond *

Ms. Kisses: Is Cell sick today?

#17: * Worriedly * Is Cell green with spots, a weird looking mouth, and a tail?

Cell: How do you know who I am?!

Ms. Kisses: Cell, you were supposed to tell me you were here when I called your name.

Cell: Sorry, I'm new here * under his breath * Next time Androids, next time…

#17 and #18: * inch their chairs away from Cell *

Ms. Kisses: Freiza?

Freiza: I'm here.

Ms. Kisses: Goku?

Goku: OOH, OOH THAT'S ME!!! * raises his hand wildly *

Ms. Kisses: * smiles * Very nice. Launch?

Launch: Me!

Ms. Kisses: Maron?

Maron: What?

Ms. Kisses: Krillen?

Krillen: * meekly * Here Ms. Kisses…

Ms. Kisses: Piccolo?

Piccolo: Feh.

Ms. Kisses: Nappa?

Nappa: * grunts *

Ms. Kisses: Radditz?

Radditz: Here.

Ms. Kisses: Tienshinhan?

Tienshinhan: Here.

Ms. Kisses: Vegeta?

Vegeta: That's PRINCE Vegeta and I'm here in case you haven't noticed.

Ms. Kisses: Yes, well Yamcha?

Yamcha: Here.

Ms. Kisses: Is that everyone?

Class: yeah

Ms. Kisses: Well, first of all I want you to draw a picture of what would make you happy, then show it to the class and tell us a little about yourself!

Bulma: But all of us except Cell have been here since preschool! We know each other!

Ms. Kisses: Yes, well I just want you get to know each other better so we can see how SPECIAL everyone in the world truly is!

Class: * groans *

45 minutes later…

Ms. Kisses: Time's up class! Why don't we start with our first SPECIAL person Android #17!

#17: * sarcastically* Oh, I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself…

Ms. Kisses: Go on and tell us about yourself dear!

#17: DON'T call me a deer, I ain't no animal! Anyway, * gets up in front * this is my picture * Shows a picture of himself killing Cell with a ki blast *

Ms. Kisses: * gasps * Oh my Go- I mean, that's a very…unique picture #17…

#17: I know. About myself, I am actually a cyborg since I was once a human, but people call me an Android for some odd reason. In the future me and my sister #18 plan on wreaking havoc on Earth and killing you all. I also like guns. * sits down *

Ms. Kisses: Uh…as you can see class, #17 is a very unique person-I mean cyborg and next we have #18, go honey, show us what YOU drew.

#18: `Honey' is something I'm not, but I'll excuse that absurd name this time since you're new. This is my picture * Shows a picture of her beating up Maron *

Maron: * gasps *

Ms. Kisses: My…we certainly have some unique people in here! * plasters on a fake smile *

#18: I like shopping for clothes, destroying things with my brother, and beating up on that ditz over there * points to Maron and sits down *

Ms. Kisses: Next we have Bulma! * thinks * Please don't let her have drawn any sort of picture of destruction…

Bulma: Here's my picture * Shows a picture of her surrounded by the boys in her class who are acting as servants to her *

Vegeta: * mutters some cuss words *

Ms. Kisses: * smiles * Very good Bulma.

Bulma: I like boys, technology, making "Prince" Vegeta angry, and boys! Oh yeah, and shopping too!

Vegeta: * mutters another string of cuss words *

Ms. Kisses: Next we have Chi-Chi!

Chi-Chi: Here's MY picture, I think it's the best and most sensible one so far * Shows a picture of she and Goku getting married *

Ms. Kisses: I see you like Goku.

Goku: * Thinking * I wonder what this `married' stuff tastes like, I like chicken, I hope it tastes like chicken.

Chi-Chi: Yeah! And he promised to marry me too! Isn't it wonderful?

Radditz: * falls to the floor * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chi-Chi: * glares at Radditz, pulls a toy frying pan out of nowhere and whacks him *

Ms. Kisses: CHI-CHI! That was very uncalled for, Radditz was just expressing his SPECIAL opinion! Go sit in the corner!

Chi-Chi: * groans * Yes Ms. Kisses…* goes over to a corner and sits herself there *

Ms. Kisses: Next we have Cell! C'mon, don't be shy tell us what you've drawn!

Cell: * smirks evilly and shows his picture, it's of him absorbing #17 and #18 then becoming perfect *

Ms. Kisses: * Nearly faints * My, you seem very SPECIAL Cell…

Cell: I was made out of the strongest warriors in the universe and to become perfect I need to absorb them * points to #17 and #18 who scoot further away from the front of the room * AND NOW I'M GOING TO DO IT!

Ms. Kisses: * steps in front of Cell * We will have no violence in the classroom Cell! (O_o she doesn't call The Cyborg twins' pictures violent?) Sit in a corner over there next to Chi-Chi!

Cell: * mutters threateningly as he joins Chi-Chi in the corner *

Ms. Kisses: * regains her calm composure * Next up is Freiza! Another very SPECIAL person!

Freiza: This is what I drew * Shows himself on a thrown with Saiyans bowing before him *

Ms. Kisses: Ah, we have an aspiring leader here class!

Vegeta: * Must restrain himself from killing Freiza *

Freiza: I am going to be the most powerful being in the universe and one day I'll rule you all! * Laughs like a maniac from the insane asylum and sits down *

Piccolo: * Looks at Freiza as if to say `You poor, delusional soul' *

Freiza: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!

Piccolo: Gee, I dunno take a guess.

Freiza: * Fumes, but doesn't want to get sent to a corner so he doesn't hurt Piccolo *

Ms. Kisses: Next we have Goku, another SPECIAL person!

Goku: * Fell asleep while Cell was talking *

Ms. Kisses: Uh…Goku?

Goku: * Mumbles something that sounds like `marriage…chicken' *

Vegeta: Kakkarotto no baka WAKE UP!

Goku: Wha…where's the chicken? I wanna eat too…

Vegeta: It's your turn you baka!

Goku: Oh, for a second there I thought you were a giant chicken Vegeta!

Nappa: * grabs Goku by his shirt and punches him * NO ONE talks to Prince Vegeta that way!

Ms. Kisses: NAPPA! Go to the corner until it's your turn!

Nappa: But I-

Ms. Kisses: * Turns all demonic * WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Nappa: I said I'm going * whimpers and runs over to corner only to find that Cell is trying to absorb Chi-Chi * Uh-oh…I think I'll go to a different corner.

Ms. Kisses: * Turns back to normal * Ok, Goku it's your turn!

Goku: Yippee! * Goes to the front and shows the class a picture of him eating *

Ms. Kisses: That is a GREAT picture Goku!

Bulma: What are you talking about? He made himself a STICK FIGURE for Pete's sake!

Ms. Kisses: All pictures are created equal.

Bulma: * Thinks * WHAT a moron…

Goku: I like eating, fighting, eating, fighting, eating, fighting, eating, fighting, eating, fight-

Ms. Kisses: My, my, my, I think it's Krillen's turn!

Krillen: Ok * gets up and goes to the front * this is my picture * shows a picture split down the middle, on one side Krillen is kissing #18 and on the other he is kissing Maron, the top of the picture is labeled `Me and my 2 dream girls' *

#18: * Whispering to #17 * I am so killing him after school today.

#17: Need any help? I'll gladly volunteer if you do.

Maron: * Rushes up and kisses Krillen on his bald head * That is so sweet!

Krillen: * Blushes so much that he looks like he's going to blow up * Thank you Maron…* faints *

Maron: Oh my, did I do that?

#18: No duh.

Ms. Kisses: Goku? Would you please put Krillen on one of those beanbags over there so he can lie down?

Goku: Sure. * hauls Krillen over and comes back to his seat *

Ms. Kisses: Our next SPECIAL person is Launch!

Launch: OK, Here's my picture * Shows a picture of her and Tienshinhan kissing *

Ms. Kisses: Aw, how sweet!

Tienshinhan: * Blushes * I knew she liked me…but not THAT much!

Goku: Are you gonna faint like Krillen did?

Tienshinhan: No!

Launch: Ok, I have a split personality, my other side's name is Ranchi, and she is very mean. I turn into Ranchi when I sneeze.

Ms. Kisses: * Thinks * What a vivid imagination!

Launch: Ah-AH-choo! * Suddenly Launch has blond hair and green eyes, she also has a machine gun *

"Ranchi": WHAT THE * bleeeeep * AM I DOING HERE?! * begins to fire machine gun at people *

Cell: O_o * Is distracted from trying to absorb Chi-Chi *

Chi-Chi: O_o * Is distracted from running away *

Vegeta: O_o * Is distracted from drawing violent drawings of himself murdering Goku in many horrible ways *

Goku: OOH CANDY! * eats all of the machine gun's bullets *

Ranchi: * sneezes and turns back into Launch *

Launch: My other self didn't hurt anyone did she?

Ms. Kisses: No one was hurt thanks to Goku, C'mon class let's applaud this very SPECIAL person!

Goku: My tummy hurts, what kind of candy was that?

Radditz: Kakkarotto no baka those were BULLETS not CANDY! I'm think of disowning you!

Goku: What's `disowning'?

Radditz: Never mind, you're too stupid to grasp the concept.

Goku: AM NOT! * pouts *

Ms. Kisses: Yes, well our next SPECIAL person is Nappa!

Nappa: * Rushes up as fast as he can grabs his drawing and goes to the front * Here's my drawing * Shows a picture of him guarding Vegeta *

Vegeta: * Muttering * As if I really need a guard…

Ms. Kisses: What an appropriate drawing, Nappa!

Bulma: It's another stick figure drawing, I'd say Nappa and Goku are on the same intelligence level, which is NOT very high.

Nappa: My only function in life is to guard my prince, my mommy and daddy said so when I flunked preschool about 5 years ago.

Ms. Kisses: * Thinking * I was wondering why he looked older than the other students.

Nappa: Oh yeah, and that Cell guy is trying absorb Chi-Chi back there and if he gets her than he might get me and I don't want him to so I'm not going back there.

In the back…

Chi-Chi: * Halfway inside Cell * Mmmmmmph!!! * Thrashes trying to get out *

Back with the other students…

Ms. Kisses: I think you've learned your lesson so your punishment is over Nappa.

Nappa: * Silently praises God *

Ms. Kisses: Our next SPECIAL person is Radditz!

Radditz: Yeah, whatever here's my picture * Shows a picture of himself killing Piccolo *

Ms. Kisses: Oh my! Why ever do you want to kill Piccolo?

Piccolo: Feh.

Radditz: Because a T.V. show called DBZ says that in the future he's going to kill ME!

Ms. Kisses: Yes, well you still shouldn't draw things like that. Go to the back!

Radditz: * Jaw drops * but the cyborgs didn't have to go to the back!

Ms. Kisses: Yes, well I guess that's not fair. You get off today.

Radditz: * Wipes sweat off forehead and sits down before Ms. Kisses can ask him about himself *

Ms. Kisses: Our next SPECIAL person is Piccolo!

Piccolo: * Goes to front and shows a picture of him using him Special Beam Cannon to kill Goku *

Ms. Kisses: Oh my! Please do not draw such…powerful…pictures in the future Piccolo.

Piccolo: Feh. About myself, I'm a Namek. We Nameks live off water. My main goal in life is to kill Goku. We Nameks are asexual and we reproduce with eggs. * Sits down *

Ms. Kisses: Very nice Piccolo! Next is Maron!

Maron: HIYA EVERYONE!

Class: * Doesn't answer *

Maron: Anyways teacher person here's my piccie! * Shows a picture of herself kissing Krillen *

Krillen: * Who has just woken up * Oh my- * faints again *

Ms. Kisses: Very good work, Maron!

Bulma: Another stick figure picture! * Whacks head against desk * I'm surrounded by incompetents!

Maron: I like Krillen, and I like shopping, and I like my hair, and I like my shampoo, and I like handsome guys! * Skips down to her seat *

Ms. Kisses: Lovely Maron! Next SPECIAL person is Tienshinhan!

Tienshinhan: Here's mine * Shows picture of him beating up some bad guy with a caption underneath that says `Finally someone besides Goku saves the day!' *

Ms. Kisses: * Smiles a corny smile * how nice!

Tienshinhan: I'm going to be a warrior and protect a guy named Choutzu( I have no clue how to spell that! ) when I get older!

Ms. Kisses: Very nice Tienshinhan, very nice. By the way, do you have a SPECIAL nickname or anything?

Tienshinhan: My friends call me Tien.

Ms. Kisses: Ok then Tien!

Tien: I said my FRIENDS call me that!

Ms. Kisses: You and I will become friends this year!

Tien: * Mumbling * Great I'm ecstatic.

Ms. Kisses: Next is Vegeta!

Vegeta: I'm PRINCE Vegeta! You puny mortals will soon bow at my feet!

Goku: But Veggie-head YOU'RE a mortal too!

Vegeta: DON'T CALL ME THAT KAKKAROTTO NO BAKA!

Ms. Kisses: Vegeta-I mean Prince Vegeta please do not yell in the classroom.

Vegeta: * Mutters something that sounds like `I will do what I d*mn well please' * Ok you idiots, here's my picture * Shows a particularly graphic picture of him killing Goku *

Ms. Kisses: VEGETA! Please do not draw such pictures again!

Vegeta: * Mutters cuss words and goes back to his seat *

Ms. Kisses: Last but not least our last SPECIAL person is Yamcha!

Yamcha: heheh…* Blushes and shows a picture of he and Bulma making out *

Ms. Kisses: That's very-

Bulma: * Interrupting Ms. Kisses * MORE STICK FIGURES! * Slams head on desk and falls unconscientiously *

Yamcha: O_o * Goes to see if Bulma is alright *

Vegeta: * Gets up and pushes Yamcha away * you stay away! * Grabs Bulma by himself *

Bulma: * Slowly wakes up and sees Vegeta holding her * WHAT ARE YOU DOING VEGETABLE HEAD?!

Vegeta: * Blushes, lets Bulma go and walks back to his desk muttering `What the HFIL came over me?' *

Ms. Kisses: Uh…time for lunch class!

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O_o what will happen next time? Will Chi-Chi be absorbed by Cell? Will Goku eat lunch despite the pain from those bullets he inhaled? Will Krillen wake up? Will Vegeta find out what possessed him to try and help Bulma? You need to wait until next time to see!

~*Saiyan Princess*~