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Vegeta's Adventures at Night 3

By Super Girl

A/N: Wow I am shock at how many people have visited by little story. Which just proves to be a pervert can get you some where in life; or just other perverts to read your stuff. Lol. Anyways, I wrote a little chapter here, okay there all like three or more pages long, but still. I Don't own DBZ unless I can barrow Will Smith's zappers thing from MIB II, then I can gain control of DBZ, but until that day comes… Not mine.

The sunrays entered into the room of the sleeping couple. Vegeta resting on Bulma's stomach still. Bulma's Azure eyes opened up to a new day. Stretching she felt Vegeta snuggling closer to her. She gently rubbed his back to wake him up. Groggy his obscurity eyes opened up. "Morning Vegeta." she said yawning. Vegeta pulled the blanket over his eyes. "What day is it." he mumbled under the cover. "It's Saturday Vegeta." she said started to get out of bed.

"Saturday? Today my favorite day of the week." He mumbled watching Bulma pull some cloths on. "Why is that?" Bulma asked pulling on her pajama top. "Buzzums the Incredibly scary clown is on TV." Vegeta wrapped the blanket around his tarsal and headed to the bathroom. "Are you taking a shower Vegeta?" asked Bulma curious. "No!" he yelled from the other room. "I have go to pea like you wouldn't believe!"

Downstairs-:-

Buzzums: Okay everybody today were going to an old-folks home and scarring some old people into having heart attacks.

Vegeta excitedly watched his favorite TV show when the door bell rang. Pissed off Vegeta sat up and went to the door to find out who was bothering him while Buzzums was on. Opening the door he found out it was Goku. "Donkey-Fucking asshole! What do you want Kakarott?" asked Vegeta. Goku looked over at Vegeta that had on superman fotty pajamas. "I was gonna see if you wanted to go on a camping trip with Gohan, Kruillin, Yamcha and myself."

Vegeta thought long and hard for a second. "No." Goku pouted some. "Why not?" he asked about to cry. "Well Tonight I am gonna screw Bulma brains out again so I wont have time to 'go camping'." Before Vegeta could slam the door on his arch rivals face Goku yelled. "You could bring Bulma with you and share a tent!"

Smirking evilly Vegeta opened the door. "Well I'll get back to you if the woman wants to go." with that the door slammed on Goku as Vegeta returned his attention to Buzzums's the incredible scary clown show.

-:- Camping trip -:-

"Wow Bulma its great to see you before we all die in two years!" said Kruillin. Bulma smiled. "Yeah It's nice to see you before a tin creature pulls there hand through your abdomen killing you." she said smiling while placing her back pack down. Vegeta humped. "Well let's set camp!" said Goku. Every one started to pull out tents out of there back pack as Bulma pulled out a capsule. "Bulma! You promised to go camping the old way!" said Goku.

"Like hell I am sleeping outside in the heat with bugs and with no lock on my door." Vegeta smirked some. "Okay whatever Bulma," replied Goku tossing his hands up frustrated. "We got to get some stuff ready. Kruillin, you go collect some wood. Gohan get some rocks for the fire so we don't burn down the forest here like last time. Where's Yamcha?" asked Goku looking around. "He called me and told me he was at the hospital getting his genital re-sewed on. He somehow ran into a Loraine Babbitt." said Kruillin. "Oh well, then I'll get the fish or something." said Goku looking at Vegeta who was smirking and looking at Bulma's figure. "We'll be back soon you two." said Goku taking off in the air."

Bulma turned to Vegeta. "So I have one question for you." Vegeta turned his attention to Bulma. "What is your question Woman?" She smiled some what. "Where do we go from here?" Vegeta raised a brow. "Well to your capsule mini home and shag all night long." he replied approaching her. "I meant our relationship." Vegeta paused for a moment. "Well lets be what Kakarott and that skanky black haired woman around him did."

"What?" she asked a bit confused. "That thing with food and cake." he said quiet blank. "Marriage?" she asked a bit eye-widen. "Yeah something like that." He said starting to walk to the capsule home. "But, Vegeta! Marriage is forever!" she said fallowing him. "I know that." he said pulling her to him. "And besides woman I got you something for us." he said taking out a small book out of his boot which read, '101 karma sutra for dummy moves pocket size.'

Bulma blinked a few times then looked at Vegeta who was smirking evilly and grabbed her. "Where are we going Vegeta?" she asked. "Where do you think?" He replied opening the door to the capsule mini home.

a/n: I don't ask much of the readers, but I would like you guy to review so I know if the people reading this actually like it in all. J