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Vegeta's Adventures at Night 5

Buzzums Revenge

By SuperGirl

Going through his stack of fan mail, the very scary clown know as Buzzums saw a strange looking letter. Opening it he read from it.

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Dear Buzzums the Incredible Scary Clown,

Because of you I now finally Got Laid.

Sincerely The Prince of all Sayians, Vegeta Eugene Ouji-Sama XVI

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Reading this and seeing the name at the bottom Buzzums got in raged with anger. "How dare that monkey be here on this planet!" He crumbled up the paper and tossed it on the ground growling. "I'll get you Vegeta and your little woman too! Nobody lives against The Ice-jin Empire and survives!"

{A/N: I had to have some type of antagonist in this story it can't just be lemon after lemon; well it could, but you know I also write humor in all… Back to Vegeta's Adventures at Night5}

Panting he with drew himself from his newly wedded life mate. He smiled at her redden face. He wiped some sweat form her brow. "That was different woman." he muttered out of breath. She smiled and kissed him. "Sorry about that whole Hannibal Fetish with the iron mask Vegeta." He smirked and kissed her knuckled and moved down to her neck. "Vegeta, is it me or all we ever do together is just have sex?" Vegeta looked up pouting. "But woman, I took out the trash and washed the dishes." Bulma laughed some. "Well it is our honey moon after all…" She said capturing his lips again. "We should get married more often woman." he said before re-entering her for a second round.

Meanwhile little did our hero- err lovers know of Buzzums Plans…

"Alright my Grape Force!" he said pacing back and forth. "There is a Sayian among us!" Some of the force members made remarks about the sayain part. "It's the Prince who helped to destroy my Step Brother Freeza and who know the people who killed my other Step brother Cooler, there forth it's his fault! Even though he wasn't there." they agreed. "Umm Buzzums?" asked Violet, "Is it me or you really do fit the part of a earth Circus clown?" he asked.

"Shut up!" Cried Buzzums. "You forgot I am part Ice-Jin too, Okay the last is cause the monkeys keeps killing us off, but still. I want to thrash him!"

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"Oh, Kami woman!" he screeched! Panting Bulma came up out of the blankets. "I so tired Vegeta we been going at it for six hours I can't feel my right side of my body." she said laying down on his chest. "Can I tell you something with out you getting angry?" she asked looking up at him. He nodded. "I am pregnant with our child." she said. "What the hell is Pregnant?" he asked. "I am going to give birth to a baby. Your child is in my Belly!" she said thrashing him with a pillow.

"How did it get in there?" he asked touching her small stomach. "Well from sex stupid!" Vegeta blinked a few times. "I can get you pregnant by having sex with you?" Bulma smacked him somewhat. "I am so going to get you a sex-ed book when we get back home." she muttered covering her self up with a blanket. "How are we going to get the brat out of you woman?" he said looking at her.

"Let me guess your still shock about how I can stretch to have you fit inside of me aren't you?" He nodded. "Well in nine months I'll pop the kid out and hate you for the rest of my life!" she said sighing. "I am so not takeing out the trash after this kid is born."

Just as Vegeta and his newly wedded wife were about to fall asleep a crash was herd looking up Vegeta saw 'Buzzums the Incredible scary clown' with four other men all different shades of purple.

"Buzzums!" Cried Vegeta happy that is Icon was here to see him, little did Vegeta know Buzzums was there to kill him off or try to at least. "I am here to Kill you off Vegeta. I am the Last Ice-Jin left, After Goku killed off freeza and Cooler and that really gay looking Purple haired Boy killed off our father Kind Cold." One member of the grape force began to cry. "Why is it the hair ?" He asked crying. "No it's just that, you know Purple is not a macho color in all." All the members of the grape force looked at Buzzums with death in there eyes.

{A/N: As Promised after the 50 visitors I'd post this up, for the one after that I like 50 people to read this chapter as well, I know I ASK SO MUCH} J -SUPERGIRL