/ ❯ Vegeta's Guide to Cooking ❯ One-Shot
Rating for a wirty dord. Hey, it's Vegeta, you REALLY expected something less?
Anime/Manga: / | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.02.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 187 | Visits: 494 | Status: Completed
Vegeta, to readers (yes, that's you), "Cooking is easy, especially for half brained bakas such as yourselves. Observe..."
Vegeta took a deep breath and...
"WOMAN! FOOD! NOW!"
A jar of peanut butter hits him in the head. He catches it as it drops, turns, and catches the jar of jelly as it appears. A loaf of bread follows shortly after.
He powers up, drops the items, and heads to the kitchen. Goku jumps off the couch and stops him in his tracks.
"No, Vegeta, no! Spouse killing, bad! No spouse = no sex!"
Vegeta mulls this over. "Fine. The woman shall live... for now... only because I must have my sex."
Goten and Trunks enter the room and spy the discarded items on the floor.
"Hey, dad cooked again," Trunks said as he picked up the peanut butter and jelly.
"Yeah, it's cool when he does that," Goten added as he retrieved the bread. They ran out of the room.
"Come here you brats! Cook your own goddamn food!"