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~MST of Pokemorphs #1~

Ok, this is an MST of Pokemorphs #1: The Power by author aninews5. This MST is done without permission from the author. And Pokemon doesn't belong to me, it belongs to um…Satoshi Tajiri, I think. Who knows??????

<Sasami> ~gasps~ KONNICHIWAA!!! WATASHI WA SASAMI!! YAY!!

<Pixy Misa> ~doesn't gasp~ YAY!! I'm Pixy Misa!! WATASHI WA GENKI!! YAY!! I don't like Pokemon!!

<Ketchum Ash> …

<Ayanami Rei> ~stares~

<Belldandy> What are we all doing here?? I hope Urd isn't here!!

<Urd> Oh…well…your wish DID NOT come true…

<Ikari Shinji> Oh…Oh…Oh no…This isn't a…

<Sasami> Oh, yes it is…

<Ikari> ~whispers~ M…S…T…?

<All> GASP!!

<Happosai> ~snatches pantyhose~

<Kuno Tatewaki> DARE YOU SNATCH THE PANTYHOSE OF MY SISTER!?

<Kuno Kodachi> ~showers the people with black rose petals~ Um…brother?? I can watch out for myself.

<Shampoo> YAY!! SHAMPOO LIKE MST!! YAY!!

<Iwakura Lain> Umm…what is an MST, anyway? Is this a WiReD thing, anyway?!

<Sasami> Well…Iwakura-kun. Read and find out.

<Ayanami> Well…let's get started!

<Belldandy> ~clears throat~ And…here goes…MST of-

<Kuno Kodachi> How come you get to make the introductions!?

<Shampoo> Shampoo think it no fair!!

<Team Rocket James & Jesse> WE LOVE POKEMON!!

<Dr. Tofu> WOOHOO!!

<Belldandy> Because I AM Belldandy, Goddess 1st class, type 2 unlimited. And here it comes, MST of Pokemorphs #1!!

<ALL> YAY!!

Pokémorphs #1: The Power

Chapter 1

Hi, My Name Is Joel. And I can morph into pokémon. You think I'm crazy?

<Shampoo> Shampoo no like Pokemon. Pokemon bad, bad things!!

<Ikari Shinji> Most People don't like Pokemon, Shampoo.

<Ayanami Rei> You know what, I think we should wipe out the Pokemon with EVAs!!

<Kuno Kodachi> Joel?? What a stupid name.

<Urd> I don't think anyone has actually answered the question. Yes, we do think you're crazy. I feel sorry for this twerp.

<Jesse Rocket> That's what we call ASH!!!

<Belldandy> Please continue, author.

You think that is weird? Wait until you here this. Earth is being attacked, by Chartwos.

<Ikari Shinji> Yes, I do think that is weird. Most people don't like Pokemon.

<Shampoo> SHAMPOO THINK POKEMON ROT IN HELL!! POKEMON STUPID, STUPID CREATURES!!

<Urd> Calm, Shampoo.

<Happosai> Do Chartwos wear bras??

<Ikari Shinji> No wonder everyone calls this guy an old freak. Anyway…what the devil is a Chartwo???!

<Ayanami Rei> I thought Pokemon weren't real.

What's a Chartwo? The second version of a Charmander, and stronger. Team Rocket wanted to make another powerful pokémon, so they could be the better than they were already, which wasn't very good.

<James Rocket> This was OUR CREATION!

<Jesse Rocket> Let's celebrate!!

<Meowth> YAY!! ~pulls out picnic basket~ ~starts wolfing down food~

<Sasami> I hate fire.

<Pixy Misa> You mean to tell me that Team Rocket are the freaks pigging out on tempura over there??!

<Ikari Shinji> ~sigh mushroom~ ~sweatdrops~

But there plan backfired, the Chartwo's were to small, and started to take over pokémon. Team Rocket could not control them, and let them go.

<Ikari Shinji> Gee, really? Look at my big, surprised face.

<Soryu Asuka> ~pops out of a closet, never to appear again~ Copycatter. ~disappears from this MST forever~

<James Rocket> NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT OUR FAILURE STORY!! NOOO!!

<Sasami> Burn. Woo.

<Ayanami Rei> ~twitchmark~ FOOLS!! YOU LET THEM GO!!

<Happosai> In the manga, you're not supposed to express that much emotion…

<Kuno Kodachi> In the manga, you're supposed to be an old freak…wait a minute, WHOOPS!!

<Taro> ~stands back to admire creation~ Yep, this is MY MST. All the characters are atrociously OOC. Palla was right. ~frowns~

There mission was to rule all pokémon, but when they tried to take over a Ditto, it didn't work.

<Kuno Tatewaki> o.O "Ditto"?

<Ikari Shinji> Don't ask us…ask Satoshi Tajiri…

<Urd> I think they spelled "their" wrong…

<Iwakura Lain> Um…excuse me…how do you take over a Pokemon? Do you…take over it's body??…

<Jesse Rocket> No…we don't know…but that's A GREAT IDEA!!

<Pixy Misa> If you destroy the world…won't you guys be dead, too??

So they tried killing them if they couldn't infest them. But the Dittos fought back.

<Kuno Kodachi> Killing makes me queasy…

<Kuno Tatewaki> Don't throw up now…

<Sasami> Aren't Dittos purple blobs in the show?

<Ketchum Ash> ~sigh~ POKEMON RULE!!

But how did I get the power to morph into pokémon? Good question, And here is my story.

<Ikari Shinji> o.O I didn't ask you that…

<Ayanami Rei> How long is this…

<Urd> I don't know!!

<Ikari Shinji> You're goddesses. You see all.

"Hey Joel! Wait up!" My friend Patrick said. We were going home from school.

"Hey Patrick," I said. "What's up?"

"Nothing Much, but Me, Colin, Brittney, and Erica were thinking about going Pokémon seeing. Wanna come?" He asked.

<Happosai> T_T Pokemon seeing??

<Kuno Kodachi> ~sprinkles black rose petals~ What is up with these INANE names??!!

"Yeah, sure," I said. "Let's go now, ok? Before it gets dark."

<Ikari Shinji> Since when did kids worry about staying out until it's dark??

"Ok, cool. I'll get Erica, you get Brittney. Meet you at the south side of the mall in 45 minutes," He said.

<Ketchum Ash> Why does one person get one girl, the other get the other??

<Kuno Tatewaki> Because they're GOING OUT, FOOL!! You don't understand girls at all…

I walked off to Brittney's house. I had a lot of homework tonight, but I guess I must say I sort of like Brittney. When I got to her house, I knocked. Brittney opened the door.

<Kuno Tatewaki> SEE??!

<Shinji Ikari> What has having a lot of homework tonight got to do with liking Brittany??

"Hey Joel," She said. "Are you going pokémon seeing?"

<Pixy Misa> T.T SHE'S PSYCHIC!!

"Yeah," I replied. "Colin wants us to meet over in the south side of the mall, you ready?"

"Hold on, almost."

After she finished doing whatever she did, we walked to the south side of the mall. We talked about if Snorlax could beat Onix, and some other things. We weren't sure what would happen that night, but if I thought sky diving would be dangerous, I would've choose that over what would happen that night.

<Ayanami Rei> Now what has Sky Diving got to do with this night??!

<Ketchum Ash> A SNORLAX COULD BEAT AN ONIX!!

<Urd> ~pats him on the shoulder~ No one cares, honey.

Chapter 2

<Belldandy> More Chapters??

We met Colin & Erica by the mall. We walked out to the woods talking a little, and when we got there, we all had our backpacks.

<Ikari Shinji> I thought they were at the mall.

<Ayanami Rei> Perhaps to do homework. He said he had a lot of homework…

"Hey, Colin," I said. "We never finished our Bulbasaur/Squirtle battle. You have your pokéball?"

<Ketchum Ash> A BATTLE!! AWESOME!! I like this MST more and more.

<All except Ash> ~twitchtwitch~

"Yeah," Colin said pulling out a pokéball. "Squirtle, go!"

<Ash> T_T Wow…he's just like me…

<Urd> Need I tell you, no one cares, honey!

I pulled out my pokéball. "Bulbasaur, go!"

<Ash> U_U WOW…

Our pokémon appeared. "Bulbasaur, vine whip!" I yelled. Bulbasaur smacked Squirtle with his vines. "Squirtle, water gun!" Colin Yelled. Squirtle shoot Bulbasaur in the eyes with the water. I don't think Bulbasaur could see well since Squirtle finished him off.

<Ash> Wow…that's a way to fight!! I gotta pull that trick sometime on MY opponents…

<Ayanami Rei> I think we should have stayed out of this…

<Ikari Shinji> Once again, I'm not listened to enough…

<Happosai> Do female Pokemon wear bras…

<Kuno Kodachi> ~whapwhap~

"Bulbasaur, return!" My Bulbasaur returned.

"Squirtle, return!" Colin's Squirtle returned.

<Ikari Shinji> WOW…Ash!! This battle was very long…how eventful.

We all started to walk farther in the woods, and then we saw it. A ditto.

<Kuno Tatewaki> Uh…QUA??!

<Dr. Tofu> Whee.

< Drat, I was hoping you wouldn't come here. > I heard the voice, but I didn't really hear it. It was in my head.

<Meowth> GAAAAAAA!! THAT POKEMON JUST TALKED!

<Sasami> I'd be screaming at you too, but I know how to hold my tongue.

<Kuno Tatewaki> Qua.

"Brittney, Colin, Erica..." I said. "Did that Ditto just talk? I thought pokémon could only say there names."

<Urd> UTTER IDIOTS!! KUSO!! Don't you get it…that's a morphed dude…

<Belldandy> You'd have had to read Animorphs…

<Ikari Shinji> ~smiling~ We won't ask.

<Belldandy> ~smiling~ I didn't want to explain anyway.

"It seems like a Mew, you know, a sentient pokémon. I wonder if it knows how to make waffles." Erica said. Erica likes to joke around.

<Happosai> WAFFLES?! Why not okonomiyaki?!

<Ikari Shinji> Waffles…wow. How hilarious.

< Yes, I am a senitent pokémon. About all dittos are, but we never talk. But I am talking to you now to warn you about the Chartwos. >

<Dr. Tofu> What the hell is a Chart-2?

<Ikari Shinji> Not that anyone cares or anything, but…

<Shampoo> Shampoo hate Pokemon, in any way shape, or form!

<Kuno Kodachi> Ditto. What a lame name…just like all of the foolish names here…

"The Char-whats?" Brittney asked.

< The Chartwos. They are a second version of a Charmander, but more powerful. They take over pokémon brains, and control them. >

<Pixy Misa> OOH! Tell me more…I wanna take over some brains!!

<Team Rocket> YAY!! OUR CREATION!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

"How?" Colin choked, probably ready to wet his pants.

< They are very small, and are injected into there brains by other Chartwos. >

<Happosai> EWW!! He wets his pants!!

<Sasami> Only a GUY would do such a thing…

<Ayanami Rei> That's stereotypical…

<Sasami> ~raises eyebrow~ o.O Are you implying that YOU wet your pants?

"Is that crap or what? I mean, how were they created?" I asked.

< Team Rocket created them, trying to make a powerful pokémon. They succeeded, and made the Chartwos. They could not control them, and the Chartwos were to small. So they ignored them and let them go. >

<Urd> I say ALL Pokemon are crap.

<Ketchum Ash> HEY!! HOW DARE YOU!! I challenge you to a Pokemon battle.

<Urd> -.- Don't provoke me.

< Daddy? Where are you? >

It was another "voice" thing in our heads.

< Meet my son humans, Jax-Foul-Mouth. >

<Pixy Misa> o.O Jax-Foul-Mouth?

"Hello Jax-Fowl-Moth, where are you?" Erica said.

< It's Jax-Foul-Mouth, and I'm up here, look in the sky. >

We looked up, and in the sky was a Zapdos. I guess the ditto had taken form of a Zapdos.

<Ikari Shinji> Zapdos. What an appealing name.

<Belldandy> ~twitchtwitch~ The…the…the voices…

<Ikari Shinji> ~smiling~ They're all in your head.

< Hello humans, > He said, as he landed. When he did, he started mutating I guess you could call it.

<Ketchum Ash> EWW!! MUTATION IS GROSS!! YUCK!!

<Ayanami Rei> Obviously this kid hasn't seen the more violent anime…

"Hello Jax," we all said. "How did you do that?"

<Happosai> AH! MEGAMISAMA!!

<Urd and Belldandy> WHA…?

<Happosai> Jax?? What a name…I bet he Jax off a lot…that name is just like Olive Cox. ^_^

<All> -________________________________- ~club him into the sky~

< By the morphing power, > The first Ditto said. < And it is your turn to have it. >

<Ikari Shinji> -.- Whee.

Chapter 3

"What!?" Colin yelled.

<Sasami> -.- I think this guy is making fun of me…

< It is your turn to have the power, to fight the Chartwos. > The first Ditto said.

<Urd> THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ANIMORPHS COPY!!!!!!!! CHEAP-O!!

"Um... Ok," Brittney said. "How?"

The ditto then pulled out some sort of sphere.

< Touch this, and you will have the power. >

<Ketchum Ash and Team Rocket> THAT IS COOL!!

<All others> Only THEY would want to turn into Pokemon…

We touched it, unsure of what was happening. < There, you can now turn into pokémon. But never stay in morph more than two hours, or you will be trapped forever. Now go, I hear the Chartwos!>

<Urd> TOTAL COPY!! ONLY A POKE FANATIC WOULD EVER WRITE THIS…

We ran behind some rocks and watched the Ditto as the Chartwos came. There were Raticates, Pinsirs, and Scythers. But one stood out, a Charizard.

< Charfire 1... > The Ditto whispered. <The most powerful of the Chartwos...>

< Yes, you filthy Ditto. I have defeated so many of your Ditto friends, and now I shall defeat you! >

The Charizard used a flamethrower and demolished the Ditto. We ran as fast as we could outta there, I was carrying Jax in my backpack. Once I got home I fell asleep.

<Happosai> How touching…BOOHOO!! ~wails~

<All> ~wails~

<Sasami> P…POOR DITTO!!

<Pixy Misa> I LOVED HIM DEARLY!!

<Ketchum Ash> Ohh…I feel sorry for him…

<Ikari Shinji> ~twitchmark~ I can't believe the level you people have sunk to…feeling sorry for a Pokemon…riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

~~~~~~~~~~

BRINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

"Ah!" I yelled. It was morning, the morning after we met the Ditto. At least it was a Saturday. I walked to Brittney's house after I got dressed. I knocked, and she answered.

"Hey," I said. "Was last night for real?"

<Ayanami Rei> Of course…these kids have it SO easy…what we have to put up with…

"Yeah, I think so," She replied. "Should we fight the Chartwos?"

<Ikari Shinji> -.- NO!

"Um... I guess. I mean, come on, they could destroy all of our pokémon!" I said, getting all hyped up.

<Belldandy> Um…not to be rude…or anything…but isn't that a good thing?!

I guess I should describe Brittney. She is about average height, has golden brown hair, and has blue eyes. She is very calm, but can get hyped up like me at a blink of an eye.

<Ketchum Ash> Why would…he go suddenly to describing his girlfriend…?

<Urd> -.- I don't thing he would GET a girlfriend.

"Should we go and get Erica and Colin?" She asked.

"Yeah, let's go." I replied.

Chapter 4

<Happosai> AAAAAAAAARGH!! THE PAIN! THE AGONYYYYYYYYYY THE SUFFERINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWW MUCH MORRRRRRRE?!

<Dr. Tofu> ~bonks~ Quit yer whinin', you old freak.

We walked and got Colin and Erica.

"Were gonna need some morphs," Colin said.

"Yeah," Erica replied. "So we can fight an army of little small Charmander 2nds. We also need to go get Jax, where is he?"

"In my pokéball," Brittney said. We all looked at her. "Well, he has to go somewhere."

"Where can we get some morphs?" I asked.

"Pokézoo," Brittney replied. "My mother owns it, we can get in free."

"OK, cool," Colin replied.

<Urd> ~twitchmark~ I am…going…to…get…the…author…of…thi s..fic…GOOD!! I AM GONNA NAIL HIM TO THE WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE COPIED SO BADLY!!

~~~~~~~~~~

We were in the front of the pokézoo, just got through the gates.

<Ketchum Ash> Wouldn't Pokezoo be capitalized?

<Urd> As I said, No-

<All> ~finish her sentence~ ONE CARES, HONEY!

"What are we gonna aquire?" Erica asked.

"I guess what we want to, make sure you get a strong battle pokémon, a good water pokémon, and a good flying pokémon." I said.

<Ikari Shinji> Acquire?! You mean steal?!

<Urd> ~twitching~ No…they have to touch the Pokemon to acquire their DNA before they can morph.

<Ikari> ^_^ THIS IS RIIIICH!! YOU ACTUALLY KNOW!!

<Urd> ~whaps~

"Yes, oh, great leader," Erica said giggling.

We went our seperate ways. I went straight for the Snorlax's cage. Snorlax's are pretty strong so I figured I would get that one. And luckily he was asleep. I aquired it by placing my hand on it. Next, I went to the Articunos. I had some pokéfood and fed it to one as I aquired it. After that, I went and got a water morph, a Magikarp, I saw it almost was a Gyarados, and I wanted one really bad. I went back to the gates to wait for the others, and I had no idea what would happen that day...

<Ikari Shinji> ~hopefully~ You die?!

<Ketchum Ash> T_T Wowwwwwwwwwww…I wish I could turn into Pokemon…

<Urd> -.- I don't.

<Ayanami Rei> Neither do most ppl here.

Chapter 5

I waited for awhile, and thought about the Chartwos. After awhile, Brittney came.

"Hey Brittney," I said. "What morphs did you get?"

<Happosai> Why does he keep flirting with Brittney-chan?

<Shampoo> ooooooo_OOOOOOOO Brittney-chan? ~tilts head~

<Belldandy> ~coldly~ Man's instinct. ~flicks Happo on the ear~

"I got Starmie, Zapdos, and Raichu!" She replied.

<Ketchum Ash> WHEE! YAY!! T_T I love this story…

<Ikari Shinji> ~whaps~ It's an MST, fool.

"I got Magikarp who is almost to Gyarados, Articuno, and Snorlax."

"Cool, I wonder what Erica and Colin got," She said.

"Yeah, me, too, and it looks like we're about to find out." I replied pointing at Colin and Erica over by the Arcanine's cage.

<Kuno Kodachi> UH…I don't wonder what they got…I really don't care…either…

<Kuno Tatewaki> Yay.

"Hey Colin, Hey Erica!" Brittney said as we walked to them.

"Hey," Colin said.

"So, what morphs did you two get?" I asked.

"Well," Erica said. "I got Fearow, Poliwhirl, and Hypno."

<Ketchum Ash> ~babbles some thing about pokemon~

<All> ~pounce on Ash~ NO ONE CARES, HONEY!!!!!!!

"Pidgey, Dratini, and Jolteon for me," Said Colin.

"Looks like we might have a chance! Now, let's go to McDonalds ok? I'm getting hungry!" Brittney suggested.

"Yeah, I can basiclly hear my stomach," I replied.

We walked to McDonalds, chatting like there was no such thing as the Chartwos. But then, I saw it. Scythers and Pinsirs, over surrounding some pokémon.

<Sasami> Oh…how delightful…NOT.

<Shampoo> SHAMPOO ABSOLUTELY LOATHE POKEMON!! SHAMPOO LIKE TO WIPE POKEMON OFF EARTH WITH MAGIC NAPKIN!! ~does a karate pose holding napkins~

<Pixy Misa> ~a LARGE sweatdrop~

"Hey, Guys, time for our first battle," I said. "Come on, let's go morph." We walked into the woods and morphed.

< Hey, can you guys do this? I mean thought-speak. > Brittney asked.

< Yeah, > We replied one by one.

< OK, come on. We have some Scythers & Pinsirs to kill! > I shouted. < Brit, you go first, electrocute one Scyther and come back running. They'll follow you. We'll wait here and attack. I'll jump up and squash some. > I ordered.

< Oh, yes, oh fearless leader. We will follow you. > Erica said sarcasticly.

<Iwakura Lain> This is just too weird…even weirder than MY life…

<Belldandy> ~sigh mushroom~

Brittney ran down and electrocuted the first Scyther and ran back to us, as planned, they followed. I jumped and killed some Scythers. But, then, more came out. Followed by a Charizard, who I knew was Charfire 1.

<Ketchum Ash> T_T He's so powerful…

< Ha ha! You fell for our trap! I had an Abra read the Dittos thoughts and knew that you were humans! Ha ha!> Charfire 1 said with pride. < I will get rid of you now! Ha ha! >

<Urd> -.- Well ABRA cadABRA.

The Charizard wrapped us up in his wings and kept us there. But Brittney managed to sneak away before he got there. She electrocuted him from behind.

<Shampoo> Where Ukyo spatula? Shampoo want hit Pokemon peoples with Ukyo spatula!

< Argh! > The Charizard yelled releasing us.

< Run guys! RUN! > I yelled.

Chapter 6

The next day we all met at Erica's house since her parents were out of town. The only one not there was Colin.

"Does anyone know where Colin is? His parents said he didn't come home last night," I said.

"Weird, what could have happened?" Brittney asked.

"I don't know."

<Urd> -.- No one knooooooowwwwwssssssss…

"I know what happened!" Erica blurted out.

"What happened?" I asked.

"He..." Erica said.

< Is now a Jolteon, > Colin said.

<Lain> T_T COOL! A JOLTEON! …what's that?

"Colin!" I said going to the window.

< Yeah, that's me. Colin the Jolteon. > He replied.

<Shampoo> This really annoying.

"Man, this sucks," I mumbled.

"One day we will get you back ok, Colin?" Brittney said.

< I hope, > Colin Replied.

<Shinji> This is like, a total rip off of Animorphs… ~sues the author~

"Colin, all were gonna need for this battle is hope. So when you dream, make sure you hope." I said.

< Yeah, hope. >

<Shinji> We hope you enjoyed this bullcrap of a story.

<Urd> <Mee too. Why did the characters talk with these little parenthesis?>

<Shinji> <It's thought-speech, like telepathy, you moron!!>

[Stinger- We have some Scythers & Pinsirs to kill!]

<Urd> ~blinks~ You have HAIRPINS to kill?