Ah My Goddess Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ When Choas meet Mischeif ❯ Chapter 1

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Back to the temple

Chaos two:

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Belldandy was too drain from the constant spell casting as she had already fallen asleep, while Skuld energy was spend too since she couldn't get much mana from the low quality ice cream that Keichi could afford. The only standing was Urd and Abelily who managed to get decent sake and Chocolates much to poor Keichi expends.

"How could this be possible? That - that Namagomi must have really done something to this poor mortal" yelled the green hair Valkyrie who goes by the name Abelily as she basically pulling her hair due to the fact she had tried every spell in the book to detect any trace of cursed and dark energy that Namagomi might taint the mortal, but for three hours none stop she still could find any cursed of dark energy other than the Jusenkyo cursed that the boy have quite some time ago.

"Err… Abelily-san I think all that Mazuka had done was kissing the mortal." Urd said in a rather tired voice, it is really start getting to her nerve for the Valkyrie stubbornness.

"NEVER! I will never believe that Namagomi that cause Filia-sama a heart attack would do such simple thing as kissing a mortal!"

"But Abelily-san, we…" Before Urd could finished the phone rings, looking at the still floating around Keichi with the silly grin after receiving Belldandy infamous smile, the sleeping Belldandy and Skuld, and the frustrated Abelily yelling her Namagomi chant. Urd let out a sighed as she stand up float toward the phone.

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Ranma was having a bad time; his body feel like shit and worst of all he had the weirdest dream he had ever since Kuno's incident (1). *Yeah right! Some drop dead gorgeous girl kisses you? I guess the old freak must been rubbing on me too much. *

Ranma groaned once before the pigtail martial artist slowly open his eyes. He tried to sit up but felt a hand help him up. He scanned around and saw a group of beautiful woman sitting opposite of him.

"Uhh, hi I am Ranma Saotome!" Ranma said, grateful to these people who took care of him but slightly nervous since he never had any luck around beautiful girls. He couldn't help but wonder when would his so call fiancées made their way here and hurt these kind people.

"Saotome-san I am afraid that isn't a dream!" answered by a pleasant voice that oddly similar to Kasumi yet different in a way Ranma couldn't place his finger on.

"Huh! How do you know?" startled Ranma but he managed to gather himself. "Who are you?"

"Well my name is Belldandy Goddess of present, a First Class, First Category, Limited license goddess. Here is my elder sister…" as she pointed at a platinum hair woman with tanned skin.

"Urd, Goddess of past, a Second Class, Second Category, Limited, and here is my youngest sister…" then she pointed the raven hair girl who looks not more then 13years old,

"Skuld, Goddess of Future, a Second Class, Second Cetegory, Unlimited. And lastly…" as she pointed at a green hair woman who wears an ancient armor that was standing outside, yelling something about fruitcake Namagomi with a few more sentence Ranma couldn't understand but presume it isn't a nice word since it causes Belldandy sweat drop a bit.

"That is Abelily, a First Class Valkyrie, Zero Category, Unlimited."

Ranma blinked and then said, "Well that would explain why you people aura is so attuned with the nature." This reply had impress the goddesses since they did not expected a mortal so young to be able to see Aura's, however they keep their mouth shut as Ranma speaks again, "I guess I should thank you for helping me out of that mess. Say, which one of you guys beat that demon?"

The three women plus a young girl sweat drop a bit as the one with white hair asked in a curious tone, "You don't remember what happened after the demon knock you out?"

"Err…No I only remember hazily that there was that there is this brown hair chick appears and…" AS Ranma recalled the Kiss he couldn't help but blush as red as a tomato.

"I KNEW IT THAT MAZUKO HAD BRAINWASH THIS POOR MORTAL! *Bonk * Ouch!"

"Abelity-san, if you don't shut up I will use this mallet to hit you!" Threaten by Urd while she holds a rather impressive mallet that Akane would kill to get one in her mallet-sama collections.

"But Urd you already hit me!" complain the green hair woman.

"So I did, well in that case I will hit you again with this mallet if you jump into conclusion again."

Ranma form a rather large sweat droplet as he decided for his good heart he should not stay close to any large mallet. "Ha, ha I guess I should get going now since it is really getting late now."

"Saotome-san please sit down first, we have something to tell you."

Noticing the seriousness from the goddess of present tone, Ranma sat down, "Ok, but if you people are another fiancée my good for nothing father promised I think you should start lining up since there are a lot in front of you.."

The goddesses sweat drop a bit and mentally note that they really need to check up this mortal profile when they get back to Heaven. "For your information Saotome-san we are not your fiancée or anything near that, so please calm down, good now you see after your brave action Kami-sama feels that you deserved a wish for saving Skuld life. So now Skuld is honor bound to grant you a wish."

"A - a wish! You mean I can ask anything that type?" Asked Ranma again to reconfirm since he don't believe he would get so lucky after all these time.

"Yes, but I must warned you that you should choice carefully Saotome-san since there is only one wish."

But than he frown as he recalled how all the `wish' incident he get as he stand up and bow politely, "I am happy I get such gift but I guess it is useless since as far as it involved wish granting thingy, I always get screw up situation so I don't think I would need that wish."

"Saotome-san, I think you don't understand, if I am not mistaken all those wish you get from is demonic creation but this is a wish granted by Kami-sama, so you don't have to worry any side effect. After all Kami-sama always wants his children received happiness so I can assure you this wish won't go wrong like those previous experience you have."

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Up in a place where a place which human address as Heaven, was like most mortal thinks full of light and blah blah blah stuff, to put it simple it was sort of like a modern earth in those science fiction story but with some additional things like flying dragon and phoenix around. However like all things in society, it was run by a person which normally been address as Kami-sama or Ceiphied by ancient language. Despite popular believe Kami-sama actually is a bit playful in nature and now he was currently sharing his newest project with one of his counterpart Shabranigdu's subordinates Zelas Metallium.

"So Zelas how do you think of my latest project?"

"Ceiphied-sama, I think there is some minor flaw in it…"

"Please voice out you opinion Zelas and don't call me Ceiphied! Please call me Gourry! All my friends call me that!"

"As you wish Gourry-sama! The flaw is how could you get Ranma to voice out the wished YOU want?"

"Simple! Watch and observed!" as the lord of light chant a simple spell to call forward one of his screen which was currently showing Ranma and the Norses."

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"I wish that I could know…" before Ranma could finish his sentence an golden light exploded right in front of him, revealing a blonde hair angry woman with an amazing large mace appear, like brainwash as soon as Ranma sees any large mallet like object, his mouth work faster than his brain as he close his eyes for the incoming impact and speak for his defense. However little did he know the blonde teleport away right after Ranma close his eyes,

"Akane, I can swear this is not my fault!"

Skuld floated up into the air, the marks on her forehead shining brighter and brighter. Ranma just sat down there dumb folded as respond in a word perfect suits for this situation, "OH SHIT!"

"Wish granted."

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Up in Heaven Kami-sama smirk toward Zelas, "See I told cha!"

"Don't you think that wish is…you know a bit not related?"

"Well, as the matter of fact yes but..." As Kami-sama add and minus a few words from Ranma's wish, making the wish sound like this. [I wish I could know why it is not my fault?]

"But Kami-sama, aren't this called words manipulation?"

"Where did you get such idea? It is just some Bugs causing error during the wish transaction." Kami-sama just smiled innocently. "Shall we continue?"

Zelas smile as she make a mental note that she will asked `her' why did `she' made Shabranigdo her immediate boss and not this man. "Lets!"

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"Wish granted." said Skuld.

"Waited that is not what I want…" But the system doesn't care as a flash of white washed over the room. Ranma's clothes disintegrated and swirls of misty white luminance gathered around his body. They slowly coalesced, resolved into a tunic, a fingerless glove (Like those cool motorcyclist glove I see), a sword behind his back and a cape that made him looks like a hero. Oddly the whole design of his cloths was compose by gold and black color.

Than a faint voice was heard though the room, ["File downloaded!"]

As the light faded away, and Ranma slowly opened his eyes and check himself, his expression turns from shock to extreme anger than back to a calm mood. He turned toward the goddesses and smile sweetly, "Excuse me for a sec will cha'?"

Having no other choice the goddesses nod.

Ranma draw a deep breath as he yelled toward the sky. "Father when I get my hands on you! You will be sorry that you ever give birth to me!"

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Back to heaven

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"Gourry-sama I guess you forget to include the temper `she' inherited from `her' mother."

"It's HIM from now on and by the way, Zelas do you think I can stay at Wolf Pack Island for a millennium or so?" asked a obvious nervous Kami-sama as he silently cursed L-sama on why letting his child inherited his wife temper.

"Weeeell…NO!"

Kami-sama does a really hard face faulted as he asked, "Why?"

"Simple, because my immediate boss who is now behind you, will destroy my entire island if you stay there!"

"Huh!?!?" Kami-sama slowly turned his head and face to face the person he fear and love the same time Lina Inverse Gabriev or rather Shabranigdo the goddess of destruction.

"Li-Lina! Hahaha how nice you drop by?" as the god of light a.k.a self-proclaimed god of mischief feel slightly uncomfortable at the sight of how his wife looking at him with the Laguna Blade on her hand.

"Care to explain Husband dearest!" Lina speak sweetly causing Kami-sama to shaken more.

"Err…this is…" as Kami-sama swallow hard and silently look for his escape route, *I wonder Luna's restaurant need another new worker? *

During that day piecing screamed of pain can heard all over heaven.

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Namagomi - If I am not mistaken it mean `Raw trash'

Special Note:

Don't understand read the manga chapter one where Ranma dreams after Kuno propose to Ranma-chan

As usual I don't have pre-reader for this story.

I know everyone is OCC and Shabby is been cut to seven piece of more but hey this is my fic and I said SHE is SHE is the one!