Angel Sanctuary Fan Fiction ❯ The Last Angel Sanctuary Episode ❯ A Story Best Left Untold ( One-Shot )

The Last Angel Sanctuary Episode

By Matoko Shizaki (With the hell, I mean help, of Demon Kurai!)

Disclaimer: Kaori Yuki owns AS.

Note: Fun for people of all ages. (Especially all those that want to BRUTALLY KILL SARA!) (Stay away from Setsuna and Katan! They are ours! :Þ) (You tell them Kurai!)

(Demon Kurai and Demon Alexiel are us/narrators!) (Alexiel and Kurai are the characters!) (Script Style)

Sara:::Rubbing herself:: Oh big brother! I love that ring!

Demon Kurai: Demon Alexiel! You are sick!

Demon Alexiel: Pause for a second! That isn't me, it's overly horny Sara! Let watch shall we?

Demon Kurai: Fine, but it comes from your mind!

::Unpaused::

Setsuna: You are such a b****! I'm going out with Kurai and you know it!

::Pause::

Demon Kurai: Just so you know the characters reflect the lives of us…

::Unpause::

::Kurai appears::

Kurai: Ya, you stay away from my man!

::Sara starts crying::

::Pause::

Demon Alexiel: Ha! Sorry, I've been dying to see that happen to Sara.

Demon Kurai: See what I mean? Didn't I tell you to stay away from Setsuna and Katan in the beginning?

Demon Alexiel: Now lets go see how Katan and Rosiel are doing… ::Unpaused at the church::

Rosiel: So you don't love me anymore?

::Katan turns his back on Rosiel::

Katan: You gay f***, I'm in love with Organic Angel Alexiel!

::Pause::

Demon Alexiel: YES! TAKE THAT ROSIEL!

Demon Kurai: In the end the authors always end up happy.

::Unpause::

Rosiel: What? Sister? How come she always gets the good ones?

Katan: Because, unlike you I am not gay. Alexiel is also cuter than you!

Katan thinking: Thank god I'm off that drug.

::Rosiel picks up a picture of him and Katan that's sitting on the desk.::

Rosiel: Fine! I can find another b**** that f***s better than you!

::Throws picture and smashes the picture.::

::Back to Sara, Setsuna, and Kurai…::

Kurai: Wanna fight to see who will win? I know I will.

Sara: Duh, you are a demon! You have powers, and Setsuna to help you!

Kurai: I have Setsuna and Alexiel!

Sara: Alexiel?

Kurai: You are an idiot. I'm not even going to explain!

::Pause::

Demon Alexiel: That explains why Sara is a blond.

Demon Kurai: Ya, she is an idiot!

::Unpause::

Setsuna: Sara, you b****. Get out of here. I never want to see you again! That ring, was a 25 cent piece of s***.

Sara: Big brother. Please, don't be this way! I love you!

Setsuna: Well, I hate you.

::Sara starts crying and runs out::

Kurai: She should know you can't be in love with your older brother. She almost made you get killed when she kissed you at school!

Setsuna: You're right.

::Next scene in an alley::

::Sara's crouched on the ground crying when a strange figure comes up::

Sara: ::Looks up from crying:: Who the hell are you?

::Stranger pulls back his hood. It's Rosiel!::

Rosiel: Oh Sara, come here.

::Sara stands up and the two embrace in an extremely passionate kiss.::

::Pause::

Demon Kurai: I actually feel bad for her. I feel guilty. Demon Alexiel has the nasty mind not me!

Demon Alexiel: Nuh uh, I think they were meant for each other. After all, freaks should date other freaks!

::Unpause::

Rosiel: Alexiel has caused both of us pain. Katan has gone to her and if it wasn't for her Kurai would be dead.

Sara: What do you mean? Who is Alexiel?

Rosiel: Blondes will be blondes I suppose. It is too long to explain.

::They let go of each other::

Sara: I don't know but I feel like we're being watched…

::Kurai appears behind Sara and catches her in a strangle hold.::

Rosiel: Let her go! She did nothing! I think…

Kurai: She is a threat. She must die.

Rosiel: No! ::Shoots energy ball at Kurai::

::Kurai flies out of the way and drops Sara::

::Alexiel appears and knocks Rosiel to the ground.::

Alexiel: Hello dear brother.

Rosiel: Get off me you b****!

:: Kurai pins Sara to the ground when Sara tries to run::

Kuria: Your not going anywhere!

::Rosiel reaches out to try and grab Sara.::

Rosiel: My love!

::Everyone stops fighting::

Sara: Your love?!?! I hate you you… you… gaylord!

Rosiel: But we could spend a happy life together!

::Sara looks up at Kurai pitiously::

Sara: Kill me, kill me, kill me now! I don't care how, one, two, three…

::Kurai fires shot immedetly killing Sara.::

::Pause::

Demon Alexiel: What did you do that for?

Demon Kurai: I felt bad for her! Would you want Rosiel?

Demon Alexiel: HELL NO!!! WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY???

Demon Kurai: None of your business!

::Unpause::

Rosiel: NO! ::Starts crying::

Alexiel: Who would have ever loved you anyway?

::Katan appears next to Alexiel and they hug::

::Ground is sucking Rosiel in::

Rosiel: Katan! Help me!

Katan: Hell no.

Kurai: He better not go to Hell or Gehenna. I will not deal with him! Go to Heaven or Azuilt.

Katan: No! Why doesn't he just disappear?

Kurai: Ya, good idea.

::Setsuna flies above them and lands behind Kurai::

Kurai: Setsuna!

::Kurai runs to Setsuna and hugs him::

Setsuna: Don't worry. Now we will all live together forever. Since we are immortal.

::In another alley::

Kirie: God, this is so boring.

::Kira appears::

Kira: Who are you?

Kirie: I am an angel…

Kira: I'm immortal because of Rosiel.

Kirie: Want to go get a soda?

Kira: OK.

::End::

Demon Alexiel: Now wasn't that a good ending?

Demon Kurai: Ya! Everyone ended up happy! You got Katan, I got Setsuna and Kirie got Kira. Lots of "K"'s.

Demon Alexiel: Well, aren't you wondering what happens next?

Demon Kurai: I know! Everyone lives together happy as they can be! Perfect fic for us!

Demon Alexiel: Definetly. We better go or we'll be late for you and Setsuna's wedding and me and Katan's. Kirie and Kira also have one…

Demon Kurai: I know! It is one after the other. Hope everyone's happy!

Demon Alexiel: I'm sure we will be. Well, be sure to tell us what you think of the fic!

Demon Kurai: Oh ya, remember, Setsuna is taken.

Demon Alexiel: Hey! Don't forget so is my Katan!

Kirie: So is Kira!

Demon Kurai and Alexiel: Where the Hell did you come from?

Kirie: I am just a little reminder.

Demon Kurai: We have to go now!

Demon Alexiel: Ya.

Everyone: Bye!