Avatar The Last Airbender Fan Fiction ❯ Fairy Star. ❯ A Guild Full of Monkeys. ( Chapter 4 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

"Well here we are." said Camille as the small group arrived at the Fairy Tail Guild Hall.

"Be it ever so humble there's no place like HQ." said Rick.

"I can't believe I'm here!" gasped Lucy looking like a kid who just got a gift on Christmas.

"Welcome to Fairy Tail Lucy." said Astral. Natsu and Happy quickly went in like they owned the place.

“What do you think so far Lucy?” Camille asked.

"It's so amazing!" said Lucy as Natsu started another fight.

"UGH! Not even 2 seconds and Natsu just had to get the guy who gave him the rumor about Igneel. He's such a baby at times!" sighed Rick.

“Looks like I better go break this up,” Astral said.

"Natsu's back?" asked Gray in his boxers. "Time for us to finish that fight!" with that, he rushed to meet his rival.

"Gray! Your Clothes!" called Cana.

"No time!" Gray called back.

Camille decided to go check the job board hoping there was a job she could take involving a mob boss.

Cana was drinking from one of her barrels while grumbling about how most boys being undignified till she felt a pair of hands cover her eyes.

"Guess who." a coy familiar voice said.

“Rick!” Cana sighed, “Must you do this?”

"Now what kind of Avatar would I be if I didn't surprise my girls every now and then?" asked Rick taking his hands off. "Miss me?"

“You have no idea,” Cana said.

Rick pulled her in for a kiss.

Meanwhile Camille had found a good job and decided to go and take it.

"Say Mirajane how's about you and me go out on a date sometime?" asked Wakaba on the other side of the bar.

"You know I'm already taken." said Mirajane before using Transformation magic to turn into an ugly girl. "Besides you're already married!"

"I HATE IT WHEN YOU TURN INTO MY WIFE LIKE THAT!" yelled Wakaba not knowing Rick zipped up behind him.

"Every time I leave for a spell you pull this!" he growled making Wakaba turn to see him.

“Astral what’s going on?” Lucy asked.

"That's Wakaba. Even though he's married he tends to flirt with Mirajane whenever Rick goes out of town." said Astral. "And Mirajane is 1 of Rick's girls so everytime Rick catches him trying to flirt with her, look out!"

“So don’t be surprised if Rick knocks Wakaba out,” Camille added as Rick did just that.

"Jerk!" muttered Rick clapping his hands clean before turning to a still transformed Mirajane. "You know I can't tell you miss me looking like that."

“Oh right,” Mirajane said transforming back into her beautiful self.

"So do you miss me?" asked Rick.

“Of course I did,” Mirajane said.

Rick pulled her in for a kiss while Lucy was making an "Oh my gosh!" chant.

“Lucy focus,” Camille said smacking the Celestial Mage upside the head, “Come on. I found a job for us to take.”

"You need to wait till she gets her stamp if that girl wants to join us." said Katara, Rick's Water Magic teacher. "And the master hasn't met her yet."

“Oh right silly me,” said Camille sheepishly, “So where is he?”

"He's in his office sorting out the paperwork the Magic Council gave him." said Toph, Rick's Earth Magic teacher.

"And he said not to bother him till he comes out." said Azula, Rick's Fire Magic teacher.

“Considering the damage that Natsu did when bringing Bora in,” said Zuko, Camille’s Fire Magic Teacher.

"Oh can it brother dear. Come on Katara and Toph. Let's go to Rick and get our kisses in." said Azula before rushing to Rick.

“Zuko why don’t we take Lucy to see the master,” Astral said.

"He'll be here in a bit, he plans to talk to the guild about the paperwork." said Zuko while Azula,Katara and Toph was covering Ricks face in kisses.

"I take it you 3 missed me as well." said Rick when the trio stopped.

“We did,” Katara said.

"RICK!" called 6 voices. Rick turned before getting tackled by 6 puppies who started licking his face.

"More of Rick's pets. They wear magical collars that helps them talk like humans." Camille told Lucy.

“How many pets does he have?” Lucy asked stunned as Makarov arrived.

"He keeps a couple of ferrets in his pouch and he also has a sky bison. You met his polar bear dog. And those are his main pets. Not counting all the animals at the ranch we share with him." said Cana.

“And believe me,” Astral said, “I’ve seen some of the pets they have.”

"Hey Lucy." said Rick as he and the puppies came up to the group. "These guys wanted to meet you." with that he picked up 1 of them. "This is Skye."

"You like flying?" asked Skye.

“Yes I do,” Lucy said.

"YIPPE!" cried Skye before doing a flip when Rick set her down

"This here is Rocky." he said picking up another pup.

"You know that it's always better to recycle?" asked Rocky.

“I was sheltered for most of my life,” Lucy replied.

"I'll teach you. Don't lose it, reuse it." said Rocky as Rick set him down.

"This one's Chase." said Rick picking up another pup.

"Smells like you had a Cheeseburger for lunch with pickles, fries and a vanilla shake followed by a mint." said Chase.

“How do you know that?” Lucy asked while blushing.

"I have an acute sense of smell." said Chase as Rick put him down.

"This here is Rubble." said Rick picking up another pup.

"You like to dig?" asked Rubble.

“No I don’t,” Lucy spoke, “But Camille told me that she does.”

"Oh I know she does. We lived together for a long time." said Rubble. "How about riding a skateboard? Or a snowboard?"

“Didn’t you hear Lucy say that she was sheltered for most of her life?” Camille asked.

"Oops!" said a sheepish Rubble. "Would you like me to teach you?"

"Sure." said Lucy as Rick set the pup down.

"This one's Zuma." said Rick picking up another pup.

"You like to swim?" asked Zuma.

“Of course I do,” Lucy said, “I did swim a few times in my indoor pool.”

"AWESOME!" said Zuma before being set down.

"I'm next!" cried the next pup before tripping and crashing into a wall. "I'm ok!"

"And this is Marshall." sighed Rick picking the clumsy puppy up.

"You good with Fire Safety?" asked Marshall.

“I know the basics,” Lucy said.

"I'll teach you a lot." said Marshall.

"These 6 pups each have a skill that they use to rescue people and keep this city safe. Together they're the Paw Patrol. Led by me and my girls." said Rick proudly.

“And they’ve already accomplished so much,” Astral said.

"You bet they did!" said Rick to looking at Loke. "UGH! I'll never get how that guy just keeps letting fan girls go to him since he's too lazy to find a real girl!" with that he tossed a glass on his head. "LAZYBONES!"

Loke looked at Rick to tossed the Glass at him, “What?”

"You know what!" said Rick.

"Aye." said Happy who jumped on Chase's back. Which is not a good idea since Chase is allergic to cats.

"AHCHOO!"

Chase sneezed loudly causing Happy to fly off.

"Nice shot Chase." said Rick before seeing Natsu with Gray's underwear. "Not again!"

"Pardon me miss, may I please borrow your underwear?" Gray asked Lucy.

"NO WAY!" screamed Lucy batting him away.

"How does he even think that Lucy's underwear would fit him?" Rick asked Camille.

“I have no idea,” Camille said snapping her fingers causing Gray’s underwear as well as the rest of his clothes to appear back on him.

"REAL MEN SPEAK WITH THEIR FISTS!" said Elfman.

"WE SAID BUTT OUT!" said Natsu and Gray punching him away.

"Ok. It's getting out of hand now." said Rick sensing magic being charged up. "Guys let's all clam down and--"

"STAY OUT OF THIS!" yelled Natsu and Gray before they tossed a chair at him. Big mistake.

“Lucy here’s another lesson,” Camille said, “Don’t toss anything at Rick.”

Rick flaming aura quickly turned the chair to ash. making the whole guild go quiet. Natsu and Gray was confused till they him with his famous glare that scares anyone who would dare try and cross him.

"Oh is that so?" he asked. "I think my 2 little brothers need another lesson!" with that he made a black staff with a white cartoon glove appear. Now this put the whole guild in a panic cause they all know once that staff appears in his hands, someone is gonna be punished.

Natsu and Gray panicked upon seeing the staff.

"RUN!" cried Natsu before he and Gray ran for the back door but Rick used his amazing speed to cut them off.

"Don't think so! HEAVEN'S CHOP!"

Natsu was quickly knocked out but Gray dodged it and ran for the side door.

"It's not gonna be that easy Gray!" said Rick before getting ready to use his staff like a javelin. "SPEAR OF SENSE!"

Lucy and Camille watched as the spear hit Gray right on the spot.

"TSK!" sighed Rick before taking his staff back from a knocked out Gray before jumping on a table. "All of you bakas should be ashamed of yourselves! We have a new member who's just about to be stamped and you are all behaving like little kids! How many time must I say when greeting a new member, always make he or she feel welcome! DOES THIS GIVE OFF A WELCOME VIBE TO YOU?"
“No it does not!” the Guild spoke up before Camille made a speech of her own.
“I know that we’re the strongest legal guild in all of Fiore but in case you all forgot we all gained a reputation for being the most rambunctious and destructive legal guild as well and every time one of you go out on a job the master has to send me to clean up the mess,” Camille added.

"YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!" a giant said appearing. "SO WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER HUH?"

"Oh hello master. we didn't see you there." said Mirajane.

'THAT'S THE MASTER?' thought Lucy in a panic.

"You bet Gramps!" said Rick with pride before bringing Lucy over to see him. "This is Lucy. She a Celestial Spirit Mage."

"H-hello!" squeaked Lucy. Makarov then shrunk to his normal size.

"Nice to meet ya young lady." he said. "Mirajane after I address the guild, give Lucy her stamp. Any mage found by Rick is bound to be good for us."

“What shall I do master?” Camille asked Makarov, “I was gonna take Lucy out on a job as soon as she got her stamp.”

"Taking a rookie out on a job before she has a chance to settle in are you nuts?" asked Rick.

“Well I gotta get her some exercise,” Camille said, “Unless you had a better idea.”

"Wait till she finds a place first!" said Rick as Makarov leaps up to a rail while hitting his head on the way.

"You fools have done it again! Look at the paperwork the council sent me!" he ranted.

“In my defense I told Natsu to be careful not to overdo it,” said Camille meekly.

"WAIT YOUR TURN!" yelled Makarov.

“Yes master,” Camille said.

"First Gray." said Makarov before seeing the man in question still knocked out. "I'll get to him later." he said as he sweatdropped.

“Perhaps you should,” Astral said.

"Next Elfman." said Makarov. "You had a mission to escort a VIP, BUT YOU BEAT HIM UP ON THE WAY!"

"Well he said men was about education." said Elfman.

“That is no excuse Elfman,” Astral said.

"Next Cana." said Makarov. "You drank 15 barrels of alcohol, AND CHARGED IT TO THE MC!"

"They found out huh?" asked Cana scratching the back of her neck the same way Rick would do whenever he got nervous.

“That’s it Cana,” Camille said, “No Alcohol for three months for you!”

Cana pouted.

"Now Loke." said Makarov. "You flirted with a councilman's daughter. AND A TALENT AGENCY'S CHARGING US FOR DAMAGES!"

"She had talent." said Loke.

“You’re lucky that Makarov talked the agency into letting me undo the damage or we’d be up to our eyeballs in debt!” Snapped Camille.

Loke grumbled.

"And now Natsu." said Makarov looking at the Fire Dragon Slayer who just came to. "You beat the Devon Thief Gang, but you destroyed lots of houses that belong to the townspeople! You also leveled a historical landmark, Burned down a church and flooded a castle! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DID THAT!"

"I was sure I was holding back that time." said Natsu.

“If that’s your idea of holding back then I don’t want to see you going all out,” Astral replied, “I had to fly all the way to find Camille and get her to fix the damage. Again.”

“And that brings us to what the Master has to say about me right?” Camille asked.

"You and Rick." said Makarov before unrolling a really long scroll. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH YOU 2!"

“Why not start at the top of the scroll master?” Astral asked.

So Makarov read the scroll and when he was done Lucy was stunned.

“Camille actually stole from Dark Guilds, looted the pockets of it’s members and then left stink bombs in said dark guilds?” Lucy asked.

Makarov then red Rick’s part of the scroll.

"Looks like I need to remind those pencil pushers that the Avatar does not answer to them!" growled Rick.

“Indeed you do,” Camille said, “And somebody needs to tell the council that I’ve been able to repair the damage that my guild mates have caused.”

"ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS? ALL YOU FOOLS ARE GOOD FOR IS MAKING THE HIGHER UPS MAD AT ME!" yelled Makarov getting ready to blow a gasket.

"Here we go again." said Rick.

"That being said, the heck with them!" said a now clam Makarov before burning the papers and tossing them to Natsu who ate them.

“Now that we got that settled can we please get Lucy her stamp master?” Camille asked.

“I’M NOT DONE!” yelled Makarov.

“What else is there?” Astral asked.

"Listen up all of you!" said Makarov. "Magic is not a miraculous power, it is only realized when the flow of energy in us and the flow of energy in the natural world comes within perfect sync! Magic comes from mental strength and focus-nay! It comes from all your soul! Worrying about the higher up won't improve you, so don't let them scare you! Follow the path you know in your hearts are right CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY OF FAIRY TAIL!"

The Crowd cheered at that speech.

"Now we got a new member." said Makarov. "LET'S WELCOME HER WITH A PARTY!"

The guild all cheered at that as they began to party loudly.

"Mirajane the stamp kit." said Makarov.

“Right here sir,” Mirajane said presenting the stamp kit.

"I like Pink and on the back of my left hand please." said Lucy.

Mirajane agreed to Lucy’s request and used pink ink and stamped the back of Lucy’s left hand.

"It'll take 3 seconds to dry so don't move." said Mirajane.

Three seconds later the ink dried.

"Now it's official." said Rick before placing a kiss on the stamp for lots of luck. "Welcome to Fairy Tail."

Lucy blushed 10 shades of red before she fainted.

“Let’s get her into her room,” Camille suggested.

"Yeah we have a spare room at the lookout." said Rick.

"Oh?" asked Mirajane. "She gonna be 1 of us?"

“Pretty much,” Camille said.

"Erza's out on a mission right now." said Cana. "Guess we'll have to wait till she gets home so we can put her through the test."

“Guess so,” Camille said, “And you guys don’t seem to panic when Erza returns nowadays.”

“Probably because you’re the strongest Female Mage in the guild now,” Astral said.

Rick sighed before taking Lucy to 1 of his spare rooms.