Avatar The Last Airbender Fan Fiction ❯ Jet's Surefire Ways to Get the Girl ❯ One-Shot

Jet's Surefire Ways to Get Katara the Girl

 

Totally and completely impress her.
It helps if she likes double swords.

 

Be courageous and brave.
If that fails, fake it. Just make her feel like she'll follow you to the end of the battle.

 

Have a back story.
Something tragic that she can relate to. Something that'll give you reason to be a vigilante.

 

Have some scars.
Emotional or physical. Keeps the bad boy thing strong.

 

Be the “bad boy.”
Girls go crazy over that. Goes with the two swords things.

 

Have a trademark.
Ever notice the straw I never take out of my mouth. She will.

 

Have a clubhouse.
So she can join. Maybe get a fan group started.

 

DO NOT PISS HER OFF!
That girl is crazy when she's angry. Ever get frozen to a wall? It hurts like hell later.

 

Zuko stared at the letter another minute before crumpling It up and throwing it onto the ground.

 

“Uncle,” he shouted to the old man, “Stop inviting Jet for tea. He's getting creepy again.”

 

Notes:

Inspired by two different things. I think it was Jakia's little drabble piece that involved Jet and Zuko teaming up for something. And on the jetheartszuko community, there was the funniest letter ever: “Please stop following me around. Circle y/n.”