Azumanga Daioh Fan Fiction / School Rumble Fan Fiction ❯ Maiden for Hire: School Rumble Style ❯ The Maiden Girl with a Super Heart ( Chapter 6 )

Chapter 6 Miko: Maiden for Hire (Part 1:  The Maiden Girl has a Super Heart) (*-Chapter title parodied off of Mikoto’s Image song: “The Super Girl has a Super Heart”) Akira Takano explained to Tenma Tsukamoto about why Mikoto was dejected.  She was also holding a soiled Maiden’s white lace bonnet.  Well, Akira told her, which Mikoto told her, all about how Hanai bought a Maiden for Hire… and its tragic end.  And since Tenma was there at the time, she told her all of it, since Tenma had forgotten about it. Two months ago, before Yakumo suffered her injury… Haruki Hanai carried a large package to his home.  Mikoto Suo helped out, as well.  They carried the box all the way to the front room.  Mikoto then proceeded to open the box. “Suo!  Be careful!  This is a delicate piece of machinery!”  He cried out, “I paid a good bargain for it!” “I mean, come on, 2,000 Yen?!”  Mikoto sighed, “What is he, made of cheap money?” “I HEARD THAT!”  Hanai bellowed, “And for your information, this wonderful gadget will not only make this dojo spic and span, but it’ll be my personal bodyguard!” “A dishwasher, or a vacuum cleaner, as a bodyguard?!”  Mikoto said in confusion, “Hanai, I don’t think that is right.” She then looked at the box, marked “To Haruki Hanai of Yagami, JPN; From Maidens for Hire Co. Yagami, JPN” “Maidens for Hire?”  Mikoto thought in confusion. She opened the box and saw a Maiden that looked exactly like Mikoto, right down to her D-Cup breasts, and with her eyes closed.  Mikoto let out a shriek. “HANAI!  What the hell is that thing???”  She screamed. Hanai pulled her out and stood her in place.  She was wearing a traditional maid outfit, colored in slate grey.  She had everything that matches Mikoto’s looks:  legs, skin, hair, breasts, etc. “Uh, Hanai,” she cringed, “She looked exactly like me…” “That’s because she’s a custom model!  I read her pamphlet that she’s a very wonderful Maiden,” he cried out, “Model #M-780 – Miko Model, custom made to my perfections and modifications!  She’s not only for cooking and cleaning the household, but she acts as my bodyguard, to fend perverted people like Imadori, and even bastards like Tougou and Harry!” Mikoto poked at her chest and was unimpressed, “Does she even work?” “Certainly, Suo!”  He smiled, “Now think of it as like you are by my side.  She may look like you and--.” Offended by his remarks, Mikoto socked Hanai, before he could finish.  He fell to the ground, with a little blood on his mouth. “Do whatever you want to her, big jerk!”  She shouted, as she left, “I’ll have NO part of your stupid fembot!” Hanai got up in pain and cried out, “FINE!  I DON’T NEED YOU!  I, Haruki Hanai, will show you!  This will be my most wonderful bodyguard ever!  And when she’s successful, you’ll be sorry!” He then approached the motionless Maiden and whispered, “Pay no attention to Suo, my meal ticket.  I’m happy that you’ll be by my side.  Harima is gonna freak when he sees you.  He’ll probably leave school and I won’t have to worry about him stealing Yakumo again, despite the fact that Sawachika is also involved!” He then looked around to find the button to turn her on.  He found it, behind a length of her blue hair, on the back of her neck, like all Maidens.  He pressed it and she started to move around.  She opened her dark blue eyes and turned to Hanai.  She bowed to him. “Salutations, my Maiden for Hire!”  Hanai greeted in a booming and strained voice, “I am your master, Haruki Hanai!  You can call me Hanai, as many people call me!  I am class representative of Yagami High’s class 2-C!  I welcome you to your new home and services!  Welcome to my humble abode, a.k.a. the dojo, Model #M-780!  PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME!!!” He kneeled down and waited for her to speak.  And, boy, would he be surprised to hear it. The Maiden spoke in a familiar voice, “Salutations to you, too.  I am your Maiden for Hire; my name is Miko.  I am here for your guaranteed service.  I will--.” Hanai then gasped in horror.  Her voice sounded like Mikoto, only more polite.  He fainted on the floor and was crying. “What did I do to deserve this???”  He cried, “WHY DIDN’T I HAVE THE COURAGE TO ASK THEM TO MAKE ME A YAKUMO MAIDEN???” “Hanai?”  Miko asked, “Are you okay?  You didn’t let me finish.” He got up and wiped his tears.  He then ordered her Maiden to stand in attention.  Miko stood straight, like a soldier. Writer’s Note:  More like a TOY soldier.  LOL :D “Miko!  I want to see if you have any of the programming I requested to you!  I must check and see if everything is in place.”  He hollered. “Yes, sir!”  She called out. Hanai barked, “What are you programmed for?” Miko cried, “I am to cook and clean and everything else that I do to my master, sir!” “What else?” “I am only programmed to obey and protect Hanai, my master, sir!” “What else?” “My Pleasure Mode is disabled!  It is, as you say, declared filth, sir!” “And what else???” “I am your Maiden for Hire, and no one else’s, sir!!!” He laughed boisterously and held Miko by her shoulder.  He then proceeded to touch her breast.  Miko gasped and grasped Hanai’s wrist.  She threw him down to the floor with an Aikido toss.  Hanai was not only stunned, but was amazed. “PERVERT!”  Miko shouted, “How dare you touch a delicate Maiden?” “Keep your blouse on, Miko!  That was a test!”  Hanai declared, as he got up, “I wanted to see how you responded to people who tried to take advantage of you.  I am so sick of my perverted classmates, ogling at these girls, including Suo, Sawachika, Ichijou, and even Miss Tsukamoto!” “OH!”  She bowed in embarrassment, “Forgive me!  I didn’t know.” “It’s all right.  I wanted to see if you’re responsive to perverted actions,” he declared. He held up a picture of Harima. “Also,” he continued, “Keep a sharp eye on this bastard!  He may act like a flower, but he’s more of a dirty weed in shades!  I don’t trust him at all!” She looked at the picture and nodded, “Acknowledged, sir!  I shall keep an eye on him.  Though, I don’t know why.” “It’s very complicated to understand, but you’re coming to school with me tomorrow!”  Hanai declared. Miko gasped, “ME?  A Maiden going to your school???” “YES!”  Hanai shouted, “I need you to take out the pervs in this school!  I want you to observe these boys and make sure they don’t do anything dirty!  I, Haruki Hanai, will NOT allow it!” Miko then announced in a robotic voice, “I’m afraid I cannot do that.  Under court of law, any Maiden owned by a person, under the age of 18, must have permission by a parent, teacher, or guardian.  If without authorization, the ownership of your Maiden for Hire will be null and void.  If permission is granted, it must be sent and presented by a written slip.  Restrictions apply; results may vary.” She printed out a permission slip to Hanai. “In other words,” she added in a normal voice, “I accept your offer.  But, you have to ask your teachers first, before I should go.” Hanai was stunned. “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!” “Sorry,” Miko giggled, “Rules are rules.” M4H Disclaimer:
In case you’re wondering, the School Rumble kids are around the ages of 15-17.  Technically, they’re still kids.  “Pleasure Mode”, in case you’re confused, is a program suitable for people 18 and over, revolving around carnal pleasures, which was mentioned earlier.  The Maidens are programmed for that, in this particular age bracket, but it IS optional.
The whole permission slip thing counts as a use for Maiden owners under the legal age of 18.  Of course, this isn’t grade school; it’s School Rumble… sort of. At school, Hanai was in forlorn, knowing that he cannot bring his Maiden to school, without permission.  He decided, right then and there, to ask Mister Tani for permission after school.  Mikoto came by and heard the whole thing, “So, you got screwed, right?”  Mikoto snickered, “Well, serves you right.” “My Maiden…” he groaned, “All alone at my house, cleaning my home.  I wanted to use her so badly.” “Oh, stop it,” Mikoto snuffed, “Like they would even allow you to bring that bucket of bolts to school.  This isn’t “To H***t”, you know.” “But, Mikoto,” he moaned, “That’s all I have to do.  I just want her to bring order.  I don’t care if she stays home and clean up.  I’ve had it with Imadori going after you.” “Look, I want this gone, too, but that’s life,” she said, “I can handle this, just not in your own way.  Besides, Lara takes care of that problem, since we’re the same bust size.” Hanai was in a bit of a slump.  Mikoto asked him about his Maiden. “Mikoto, I’m afraid if I told you, then you’d be able to either laugh at me or hit me.” “Really?  I mean your Maiden looked like me; don’t tell me that she acts or speaks like me.” She let out a laugh as Hanai was upset.  Mikoto subsided her laughing and asked, “You’re serious?” “To tell you the truth, I--.” “I know, I know, you wanted a robot that looked like Yakumo,” she stated, “Wah, wah, wah…” “What am I supposed to do?”  He sobbed. However, trouble is brewing when a lone boy heard the whole story from three seats down.  A boy with long spiky orange hair and slanted eyes listened on about Hanai and Miko. “So, it seems Hanai has a robot maid,” he thought, “How opportunistic.  I have to report to Buddha Nishimoto.” He got up from his seat and went to the bathroom. Mikoto got up and said, “Well, even if you did get permission, there’s no way in hell I’m getting mixed in your messes… AGAIN!” She left as Hanai was upset even more. “Miko… I promise to you that you’ll get your moment,” he cringed, “As the class rep here, I have to make sure the class will be excited to see you.” He then growled, picturing Ganji Nishimoto, knowing what he’ll do. “Sickos like him deserve a little discipline!”  He shouted, “I’ll give you the spotlight yet, Miko!” As he hollered, few of the students noticed and were murmuring in confusion. Later, inside of a dark room, the boy with long spiky hair, wearing a mask, approached his leader. “General Nishimoto,” he bowed, “It’s seems our imminence is real.  Word on the street is that Haruki Hanai, the class rep, has bought a Maiden for Hire.” Nishimoto, wearing a black party mask, informed, “I see.  It seems he’s gone straight to one of the anime’s cheery clichés:  a robot maid.  Yoshidayama, tell me, why would he go through the trouble to buy her?” “I don’t know,” Yoshidayama responded, “From what we heard is that his Maid looked like Suo.” “WHAT?!”  Imadori gasped, “You mean… she’s a D-cup, as well?” “And what’s more, he cannot present it to school,” he said, “Unless it is signed by a teacher.” “Good.  Let’s just hope that he doesn’t sign it to Miss Itoko,” Nishimoto declared, “If word gets out that she’s responsible for bring Hanai’s maiden to school, our mission will be traumatized.” Nara raised his hand and asked, “Uh, shouldn’t we get our own Maiden for Hire?” Yoshidayama growled, “Yeah!  Why does he get all the fun?” “No can do,” Imadori replied, “I tried to get one… and, well, they threw me out, before I even applied.” Nishimoto sighed and nodded, “With that said, I suggest we wait until after school.  We have a mission objective:  Stop Hanai from getting to Itoko!” The boys cheered and Nishimoto adjourned the meeting. After school, Hanai was on his way to the teachers’ office.  Yoshidayama and Nara watched on, knowing that it could lead to trouble.  He arrived at the office.  The boys decided to charge in and declare a bizarre false motive. “Once we rip on him, saying he’s bringing adult maidens to school, he’s history!”  Yoshidayama snickered. But as they reached the door, a loud voice is heard. “HEY!  What are you two doing?” “Oh, crap!  The fuzz!!!”  Nara cried. “FLOOR IT!!!”  Yoshidayama yelled. They ran off, evading the loud noise.  Following them was a giant man with a kendo stick.  It was the P.E. Teacher, Kooriyama. “You better run!”  He shouted, “If I see you again, I’ll drag you back to your class!” He ran off, going after the two boys.  Unbeknownst to him, Imadori appeared and approached the front door. “Good.  Those two are perfect casualties,” he snickered, “This is a chance to stop Hanai.” But as he was about to open the door, he sensed a D in his sights.  And by D, I mean D-Cups.  There was someone who was there that has the bust size.  He bolted out of the door and ran to the hall in breakneck speed.  As he was drawn closer to the person, he was spotted by Lara Gonzalez, who was, in fact, that person he sensed. “Oh, crap!”  He halted and turned around.  Lara remembered and chased after him. “Why, you perverted rat!”  She shouted. A bit infatuated, mixed with fear, Imadori was running for dear life.  He went past the teachers’ lounge doorway and was disappointed.  All he could do was escape from Lara again. Meanwhile, inside the office, Hanai was asking permission to bring Miko to school, just for some strict order.  He asked the one teacher he feels responsible: his homeroom teacher, Mr. Tani. “I don’t get it, Hanai,” he inquired, “Are you sure you want to do that?” “Sir, I know the situation, but if I don’t let you sign this form, then the pervs and bullies will win!” Hanai cried. He presented the form to Mr. Tani.  However, Tani gave the form back to him, unsigned. “I’m sorry, Hanai,” he replied, “But if I must let in your Maiden in our school, I must see it for myself. Tell you what, after school, I would like to come to your house and see her.  Maybe we’ll shed some light on what you said.” Hanai then stuttered, “Okay, but I am telling the truth!” “I understand, but it seems it’s doubtful to let her in,” he stated, “I mean a servant girl in school is far too intolerant in school.” “Please see her for yourself,” Hanai pleaded, “I know it is not much, but she has to; besides, she couldn’t come by herself, without permission!  I’ve been through hell throughout the school year!” Tani looked away and thought that it couldn’t be right; although, he could be convinced by Hanai’s actions. Later that night, Miko began to clean Hanai’s dojo, at a fast speed.  She finished in only 40 seconds.  Hanai arrived with Mister Tani.  Tani was surprised to see Mikoto in his house, except that it was a robot Mikoto, namely Miko.  However, Mister Tani was confused.  He wanted to draw closer to her. “Hello,” Miko greeted, “Are you visiting?” “Oh, Miko,” Hanai said, “This is my homeroom teacher, Mister Tani.” He shook her hand. “Nice to meet you, um, Miko, is it?”  He introduced himself, “I’m Hayato Tani.” “Please to meet you,” Miko smiled, “I’m Model #M-780.  My name is Miko; I am Hanai’s Maiden for Hire.  He happens to be my master.” “Master?!”  Tani thought. Hanai was nervous, as Mr. Tani showed Miko the permission slip. “Miss Miko, I’ve been meaning to ask,” he said, “But Hanai insisted that you must come to school as a… bodyguard?” She looked at Hanai and asked Tani, “What are you talking about?” “Well, didn’t he ask me to--?” Miko responded, “Oh, I understand.  Master Hanai has ordered me to come to school, but it must be under your written permission.  Forged signatures are prohibited.  If you do not sign the form, then I cannot be allowed to enter a Japanese school, pub, library, or any local business or public area.” Tani then asked, “Well, okay, but, just so we are clear… you seem to resemble one of our students, Mikoto Suo, do you?” Miko didn’t respond. Hanai suggested, “Uh, Mr. Tani, how would you like to have some tea with us?” “Well, okay,” he replied, “Since I’m here, I might as well.” They both sat down and began to have a snack. “Please make yourself at home, Tani,” Miko smiled, “I will make you some snacks.” “Oh, can you make some cookies?”  Tani asked, “I’ve always wanted some homemade cookies.” “No, Mister Tani,” Miko said, “But I happen to have some cookies from earlier today.  I’ll be back with them and some tea.” “My Maiden is as sharp as a tack; and she’s fast, too,” Hanai exclaimed, “She cleaned the dojo in less than a minute.” Miko called out, “Actually, it’s approximately 40.4 seconds.  My fastest was 34.9 seconds during my test run.” Tani was confused, but rather puzzled.  He then thought that Mikoto is playing around. “Mister Hanai,” he explained, “Listen, I know your Maiden is well-built and fast, but I think I was a bit of a fool.  Is that really Mikoto?” Miko returned with the cookies and tea.  She stood by Tani and bowed. “Mister Tani, Miko is really a Maiden!  She’s a custom model!”  Hanai cried. “Look, I’m sorry, but I don’t think--.” Miko interrupted, “What is he talking about?” Hanai gasped, “Miko, please!  Mister Tani thinks that you’re playing around!” “Playing?  Around?”  Miko thought, “But I’m not playing.  I’m your Maiden for Hire, and I do the work for you, out of guaranteed service.” “Uh, Hanai, can you please tell Miss Suo that this gag is over?”  Tani huffed. Miko then started to beep.  She opened her waist panel and began to plug herself in. “Sorry,” she said, “I forgot to recharge again.  My battery power is limited.” She turned to Hanai and asked, “Please take of the dishes for me, until one hour, okay?” Tani was shocked as Hanai was blushing.  Tani turned to him in nervousness and asked, “Do you have a pen?” He grabbed a cookie and took a bite.  He pulled out the permission slip and was about to sign it. “Well, Hanai, I’m convinced,” he thought, “Not only am I convinced that Miko is genuine and not one of my students, but she makes the best cookies she can bake.” Hanai was pleased. The next day, Hanai addressed to his classmates. “Listen up!  I, Haruki Hanai, am here for your guaranteed peace!”  He bellowed, “For the next couple of weeks, my assistant will be siding with me, just to make sure that NOT EVEN one of you can think of doing anything sick and demented!  I won’t allow smut on my classroom!!!” Mikoto was laughing, “Oh, how corny.  He talked like his Maiden for Hire!” Tenma then was nervous, “Whoa!  I hope he’s found a partner.” Eri exclaimed, “Probably some weird girl.  He’s such a dimwit.” Mikoto then sighed, “Well, as long as he didn’t bring that robot of me.” Hanai called her, “You may come out, Miko!” “MIKO?!”  The classmates cried. Out of the hallway came Miko, dressed in her usual Maid outfit, but with a tan school blazer over it, like it was a jacket. “I knew it,” Eri grinned, “What a sicko…” “No way!  She looked just like you, Mikoto!”  Tenma cried. Mikoto said nothing.  All she did was made a shocked look on her face. “Mikoto?”  Tenma said. “N-n-n-n-no,” she thought, “She’s… she’s here in school?” So, how’ll this sudden shock affect Mikoto?  I wonder what Miko will do…
Find out in the next chapter.