Azumanga Daioh Fan Fiction / School Rumble Fan Fiction ❯ Maiden for Hire: School Rumble Style ❯ Boys' Mission ( Chapter 8 )
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Chapter 8
Miko: Maiden for Hire (Part 3: Boys’ Mission)
That night, at Hanai’s, Mikoto brought Miko and was placed on the chair in his room. She was currently deactivated, just to preserve some energy, after recharging. Earlier, she was brought home by Mikoto, who nearly kissed her. And Miko slammed her down to the classroom floor, after trying to kiss her, all while her breast was touching hers. I guess that’s what happens when Pleasure Mode is turned off. When Mikoto brought her home, she left her there and left, without looking at Hanai and without explaining. She left his house, extremely angry.
“Stupid Hanai!” Mikoto shouted, heading home, “Why the hell didn’t anyone tell me that she was awake? Big stupid jerk! It’s his fault!”
She kept walking, still fuming over Hanai.
Meanwhile, Hanai reactivated Miko and asked what happened.
“I thought Mikoto was going to make a pass at me,” she replied, “When I woke up, I saw Mikoto with her lips puckered and her eyes closed. I was gonna say something, but then, my right breast was felt. So, I retaliated, but I didn’t know it was Mikoto.”
Hanai shook his head, “I should’ve asked you to disabled your defense mechanism from her, but I guess you’re more of a Don’t Touch type of Maiden.”
“It’s okay,” she remarked, “It was just in my programming. If you see Miss Suo, tell her that I am sorry.”
Hanai nodded and then ordered Miko to clean the dojo. She grabbed a broom and dashed over to the room.
“She sure has improved since her visit,” he thought, “Now only if Nishimoto doesn’t go near her. If he does, she’s got a surprise for them.”
The next day at school, Miko was running in the halls with her push broom. She was sweeping like crazy, even though her speed is helpful. She finished with the floors clean. Unbeknownst to her, a boy with glasses and a camera began to peek from behind; it was Takeichi Fuyuki. He aimed his camera at her lower body, looking to make a panty shot. Miko dropped her broom. She bowed down to pick up the broom, and Fuyuki snapped the picture. Miko heard the camera snap, while Fuyuki made a run for it. He got a clear shot of her, but he wasn’t aware of what Miko had under there.
Minutes later, at the dark room, he developed the film and found the picture of her bending down. Under her skirt, she had a pair of black shorts. Hanai was determined, though. If anyone wants to take a picture of Miko and her cute little butt, it’s over his dead body; and he knew it would happen eventually.
“Crap!” He shouted, “I almost had it! Well, at least it’s more enjoyable… I guess.”
He hung up the photo to dry and continued to develop the pictures. However, Miko opened the door, holding a feather duster, with a huge flash of light shining all over the room.
“Oopsie-doodle,” she grinned, “I didn’t mean to barge in.”
All the photos he took began to become overexposed. Miko grabbed the photos and threw it into a garbage can. She then dusted off Fuyuki’s camera and gave it back to him.
“I’m sorry,” she bowed, “Mister Hanai will replace those for you. Darn… I wish I would love to see what photos you took.”
She left, leaving Fuyuki in tears, since she ruined his photos.
“Damn her,” she sobbed, “I worked forever to get a Maiden’s profile.”
The following hour, Miko was cleaning the windows in Class 2-D, while the rest of the class was at P.E.
“This’ll be great!” She smiled, “Hanai told me about Harry and Tougou of this room. I wonder if I’ll meet them soon. They must be nice guys.”
Just then, a lone figure appeared and crept behind her. Yoshidayama was that person; he wanted to take a closer look at her. However, he snuck up behind her and tried to grab her arms.
“Miko… all I wanted is a kiss,” he thought to himself, “Just once… and I’ll report to Buddha Nishimoto of how soft her lips are.”
But as he was about to hold her, Miko threw the rag over her shoulder and smacked him in the face. He started to grow blind, as the cleaning fluid landed in his face, stinging his eyes. He ran around screaming, trying to rub it off, but it made it worse. Miko heard him and ran towards him. She grew worried, since he was in pain.
“Poor boy,” she said, “He must’ve got hurt. I better take him to the nurse.”
She grabbed Yoshidayama and tied him up. She carried him over her shoulder and walked to the nurse’s office.
“Don’t worry, young man,” she cheered, “Once we have you checked out, you’ll be okay.”
All Yoshidayama could say was, “Th… Thank you.”
Well, that plan didn’t work, but at least he was close to her. He didn’t go near Miko, but he knew it would be more pleasurable to be with the school nurse, as a consolation.
At lunch in 2-C, Miko went to Mikoto, who was with Tenma, Eri, and Akira. Miko gave her a huge bento lunchbox, but Mikoto refused. She was still sulking after what happened yesterday. The others were surprised by her lunch she made, which was full of rice, curry, dumplings, and other various Japanese foods.
“I didn’t know what your favorite was, so I made a smorgasbord!” She cheered.
Temna cheered, “WOW! This food looks delicious!”
“I guess I was wrong about Hanai,” Eri remarked.
Akira then said, “Well, I wouldn’t give your hopes up.”
Mikoto stepped away and said, “Thanks, but I just ate.”
“Huh?” Miko asked, “How come you don’t want any?”
Mikoto said nothing. She got up from her desk.
“I have to go,” she said.
“Mikoto,” Tenma cried, “Miko was being nice to you.”
She stopped by the doorway and turned to Tenma. She shouted, “YOU try to get close to a Maiden for Hire, just so she can attack you!”
She left. Tenma and Miko grew worried.
“What’s wrong with her?” Eri asked.
“Oh, something happened, just yesterday,” Miko responded, “But, it’s okay. It’s nothing, really.”
Just then, Imadori appeared and saw Miko, from behind the desk.
“D… D… D…” he hummed, “She has D, just like the original Miko!”
She crawled from below and found Miko on his crosshairs. He began to leap up and lunged at the Maiden. He hugged her very viciously. The class noticed it and was shocked. Imadori was too busy hugging the Maiden Miko, still fondling at her breasts with his face.
“I didn’t know that D-cups from a robot were so soft,” he grinned with a little blood on his nose.
“Hanai! Do something!” Eri cried.
Hanai did nothing. He folded his arms and smiled.
“Wait! You’re enjoying this?” She growled, “I cannot believe you! You’ve brought a Maiden to our school, only for your--?”
“Miss Sawachika! Be patient!” He bellowed.
“Yes…” Hanai snickered, “Enjoy the fruits of perversion, Imadori. This is what exactly happens to you, when your actions get the best of you.”
He wasn’t kidding. After five seconds of rubbing, Miko started to grow very angry. He grabbed Imadori by the neck and threw him around the classroom. He crashed into a couple of desks and landed in the corner. She gripped his arm and twisted. Everyone, including Tenma, was in awe and fright over Miko’s sudden attack.
“Pervert!” Miko cried, “How dare you take advantage of me? I work for Haruki Hanai, and no one else! I am not your toy! Learn… some… manners!!!”
Hanai then approached Imadori and said, “See? I told my class to not do any dirty stuff towards my Maiden for Hire! Let this be a lesson to you, Kyosuke Imadori!”
“Stop it!” Karin Ichijou cried out, “Don’t hurt him! He was clueless!”
“Sorry, Miss Ichijou,” Miko exclaimed, “He has to be punished; no one touches me!”
Ichijou began to whimper, as Hanai looked on.
“No, I can’t,” he thought, “Miko did an outstanding job! This is exactly what I wanted! Forgive me, Ichijou.”
“Hanai… spare me…” Imadori groaned, still locked in an armbar by Miko.
“HANAI! THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH!!!” Mai Otsuka shouted, “Relinquish him, at once!”
“But--!”
“NOW!!!”
Hanai turned away and ordered Miko to let Imadori go. Miko got up and apologized.
“I’m sorry, Mister Imadori,” she said, “But I am programmed for self-defense. I know I cannot explain it to all of you, but I--.”
“That’ll be all, Miko,” Hanai said, “As long as Imadori understands, and everyone else. Your other mode cannot be mentioned in this class.”
“Whatever! Just get that thing away from me!” Imadori cried out.
“Pleasure Mode,” Akira whispered, “Hanai disabled it, in order to protect his students.”
Eri then gasped, “Then… he planned all this from the start?”
She then scoffed, “Feh… loser.”
Karin helped up Imadori, who was in pain. Imadori apologized and went back to his seat. Hanai then checked on how Miko was.
“Hanai! This Maiden has become a menace!” Mai shouted, “She must be removed from this classroom immediately!”
“Aw, no fair!” Tenma cried, “She made us a yummy lunch!”
Hanai then explained to Mai about the matter, “Mai, you have to understand. I know you hate it, too, but…”
“Save it,” Mai said, raising her hand in front of Hanai, “We’ll talk about this in private, after class. In the meantime, she must leave… now!”
Miko grew sad. But then she stood straight and was furious.
“No,” she barked, “No! I came here to help this class from filthy freaks like him! I don’t care if I get scolded by it! Hanai said it to me: Men, who love porn, sexy pictures, and other smut, are the sickest people in the world! That’s what he said!”
Mai was shocked, since Miko’s last remark sounded in Hanai’s voice. Hanai convinced her, but she refused.
“Look, I’ll have a word with both of you after school,” she insisted, “But for now, she is banned from entering this classroom for the rest of the day.”
“I understand,” she said, “I’ll go away now.”
She left the classroom. Hanai was upset, but so was the rest of 2-C.
“Otsuka! What is your problem?” He shouted, “Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“Look, I don’t like Imadori’s actions, either, but having a Maiden for Hire attacking one of our students is downright wrong,” Mai stated, “Why would I allow violence in this school? Have you forgotten that I am the Assistant Class Representative? You may be our leader, but your actions showed no deference.”
Hanai looked down and was angry. Mai insisted that there will be no more roughhousing in this school, especially from a robot maid. Hanai sat down and was lost in thought.
Meanwhile, Mikoto was listening on, hearing the whole thing that transpired. She saw Miko, with a push broom, and wanted to speak to her.
“Hey, Miko!” She called out.
Miko then asked, “Hello. Are you okay now, after what happened?”
“Look, I’ll overlook what happened yesterday, but I need to speak to you outside, for a walk,” she said.
“It was a misunderstanding. I didn’t mean to slug you down like that.”
They both left to outside.
Both Miko and Mikoto were outside, chatting with each other.
“I’m sorry you had to go through with it,” Mikoto said, “I know how you feel now, since you and I are magnets for Imadori.”
“Sometimes I wish the others would treat me right!” Miko pouted, “It was all in my programming! My Pleasure Mode was disabled, so I cannot perform these suitable tasks towards your class. Besides, you’re all close to 17. Hello? Second-year class?”
Mikoto then asked, “What is this Pleasure Mode?”
Miko explained, “It’s a basic mode we have, just to please the user, whose age is 18 or over. Only the men can be accustomed to it, while women are optional.”
Mikoto sighed, “And that’s why you attacked me, right?”
“Sorry,” Miko grinned, “It just pisses me off, whenever a man/non-user tried to take advantage of me. Hanai made me a custom model with a few modifications, just so no one tries to touch me the wrong way. That time in the classroom was a sudden scare, and so was earlier with Mister Imadori.”
Mikoto held her uniform and said, “I know what I did was wrong, but I almost kissed you. You see, I was too nervous about you. You looked like me, acted like me, walked like me, talked like me, and you even punched like me. Listen, for what it is worth, just try not to go ballistic towards the other students.”
“I’ll try,” Miko nodded, “But I cannot promise you that. If anyone touches me there (My chest)… and there (My hip area)… it just burns my circuits. No one can touch me, even Hanai, my master.”
Nishimoto appeared in front of the two ladies and held his hand up.
“Excuse me, ladies, but would you mind if I must speak to Miko alone?”
Mikoto stepped away and said, “She’s all yours.”
“Wait! Where are you going?” Miko called to Mikoto.
She called back, “To class. Where else?”
Nishimoto grinned, as Mikoto left. He stepped towards Miko and felt her hair.
“I must say that you have such a beautiful look on you, my little metallic angel,” he complimented, “My friends and I were wondering if we could borrow you for a little while.”
Miko then asked why.
“Because, Hanai is too good for you; he’s always tough and bossy. I want to borrow you, just to see your performance in action.”
Miko replied, “I apologize for your kindness, but I cannot go with you. Haruki Hanai is my master.”
She started to stagger back. Nishimoto extended his hand.
“Please, I’m not forcing you to, since you are Hanai’s property,” he continued.
Miko then responded, “No. I cannot. I feel a dark shadow surrounding you.”
“Hah! As if I’d fall for that trick,” Nishimoto giggled, “Be a good Maiden Robot and come with me.”
Miko started to notice that he was breathing quietly and fast. She then asked him if he’s a bad man.
He responded, “Are you kidding? I’m more of a collector of fine movies. I think maybe one of my movies resemble yourself and Miss Suo.”
Miko gasped, “You own… you own… B-Movies?!?!?”
Nishimoto said nothing. He walked toward Miko; she was frightened.
“Final warning!” Miko cried, “Step back! Don’t make me hurt you!”
“No. I want to speak to you closer,” he responded.
Meanwhile, up in 2-C, Hanai and Mai were discussing about Miko’s behavior. He told her about the custom model he modified.
“So, you disabled her Pleasure Mode?” Mai asked.
“Of course! Even if we are very young, I cannot allow a robot have carnal pleasures to our students,” Hanai bellowed.
“Well, that still doesn’t explain why you let her attack Imadori.”
“Trust me, Otsuka! The same thing will happen to ALL perverts who tried to make this school a stinking sex hole!”
“Hmph! You really don’t know your attitude. Tell me, Hanai, what was the real reason you even hired a Maiden?”
But then, as Hanai answered…
KYAAAA!!!
“Miko! I notice that scream!” He shouted.
He and Mai rushed to the window and saw Nishimoto, trying to reason with Miko.
“No… it’s him…” Hanai growled.
Mai growled, “Nishimoto! I should’ve known!”
She rushed downstairs, while Hanai took a jump from the 2nd floor and landed on his feet. He charged after Nishimoto, but Miko stopped him.
“No, wait!” Miko pleaded, “He just wants to speak to me about something, except that he wants you to let him borrow me. I told him--.”
“You speak no more!” Hanai shouted, “Nishimoto is scum!!!”
“Sticks and stones, Hanai,” Nishimoto smiled, “Miko is going to be mine now. I know all about the Maidens for Hire.”
“What?” Hanai gasped.
Mai arrived, seeing Hanai in complete shock.
“YOU!” She shouted at Nishimoto, “If you lay one finger on her…”
“Miss Otsuka! Stay back!” Miko cried, “He’s not that touchy; but he is creepy.”
“What are you talking about?” Hanai cried, “Nishimoto is a pervert!”
“He’s nothing but a fat pig, and I mean it, since he has a vile deposition!” Mai added.
“What’s wrong with his pudginess?” Miko retorted.
Miko was grabbed by Nishimoto, holding her by the arms.
“NO! MIKO!” Hanai cried.
“Stupid! Do you really think I would hurt her? I just want to learn about her!” Nishimoto smiled, “And sure, I know everything about these Maidens for Hire, even the custom models! They’re programmed to do domesticated housework, they are guaranteed to please the user, and most importantly, they are awesome kissers.”
Miko nodded, agreeing with Nishimoto, “I’m afraid he’s right. We Maidens are for everything that he said.”
“No… then, Hanai…” Mai growled.
Hanai stepped back and smirked, “HAH! If you think I’d let you harm her, forget it! Why don’t you try to touch her?”
“I already am,” he said, “And don’t you worry about her, your Maiden will enjoy it!”
He started to feel up her blouse. Miko started to shake in fear and arousal. As he placed his hand on her chest, her eyes started to glow infrared.
“See? Your Maiden enjoys it very much!” Nishimoto boasted, and then laughs.
“Why are her eyes glowing?” Mai thought.
“Mister, what you’re doing violates my services,” Miko whimpered.
“Oh? And what will you do now, my darling pet?”
“THIS!”
She growled and delivered an elbow to his gut. She then kicked him in the gut and chopped him on the head. He fell face-down.
“PERVERT!” Miko shouted.
“WHOA!” Mai cried, “She took him down in one combination blow!”
Hanai laughed evilly, as Nishimoto was in pain. Miko placed her foot on his chest.
“Wh--, what is this?” He groaned, “These Maidens aren’t supposed to be violent.”
“It just so happens that I am programmed for self-defense, whenever my Pleasure Mode is disabled!” Miko cried, “And YOU, my darling piggy, ought to mind your manners! I, Model #M-780, cannot let you harm me in any way, shape or form! Do you understand me? I am Hanai’s Maiden for Hire, and that’s it!!!”
“Hanai, she spoke like you!” Mai cried.
“Naturally, I taught her some ways to speak, in an orderly fashion!” Hanai snickered, “It won’t be long now.”
Nishimoto groaned in sadness, knowing that his plans were ruined. However, Miko started to beep. She put her foot off of Nishimoto and started to wobble.
“What’s happening?” Mai asked.
“Oh, no! Not again!” Hanai cried.
“Battery power low; battery power low,” Miko said in a robotic voice.
“Not again!” He cried.
She fell to her knees and collapsed like a rag doll. Miko’s batteries were running low again.
“Hanai… I’m sorry… it seems… I… used up… my… energy…” she weakly said.
Nishimoto got up and approached the Maiden.
“Well, you must be very bold of you to take on Buddha Nishimoto!” He boomed.
“No, Ganji!” Mai cried, “Leave her alone!”
“If you know what’s good for you, I’d suggest that you step back, or she becomes scrap metal,” he called out, picking up Miko.
“You bastard!” Hanai shouted, “Leave my maiden alone!”
“Oh, she’s my Maiden now!” Nishimoto said, “And don’t worry about me. I have friends who can reprogram her to be a normal maid.”
Hanai and Mai stood in fear. They couldn’t do anything.
“Crap! Why would you waste your power so soon, Miko?” He thought aloud.
“I should be going,” he said, “Miko here will be in my custody, from now on. Goodbye and thank you for purchasing her… to me.”
But as he turned around, he was kicked in the groin. It was Mikoto, who had returned.
“Suo?!” Hanai gasped.
Nishimoto dropped to his knees and bent down. Miko collapsed on the ground, freed from Nishimoto’s grip.
“Ha… nai…?” Miko said in a weak voice.
“If you’re going to hurt Miko, you’ll do it over my dead body!” She shouted, “If I see you near her again, I’ll make sure you get gutted like the fat pig you are!”
Nishimoto staggered up.
“Now get lost!” Mikoto barked.
Nishimoto ran off, crying. Mikoto went to Miko and was upset.
“Mi… ko… to…” Miko weakly said.
“It’s okay, he’s gone,” Mikoto said, “But, I’m afraid you’ve been hurt by him.”
She picked up Miko and gave her to Mai.
“Please… save her,” she said.
“Oh… okay,” Mai nodded.
“Hey, Hanai, can you show me how?” She asked him.
Hanai turned to Mikoto and asked, “Suo, why are you doing this?”
Mikoto turned away and murmured to him, “Take care of her. And I’m sorry.”
Mikoto walked away, but Hanai shouted, “You didn’t answer my question!!!”
“Go to hell!” Mikoto yelled, with tears in her eyes.
She dashed off.
“Mikoto,” he thought, “What’s wrong with you?”
Hanai and Mai carried Miko away, to recharge her.
Time passed, as Hanai and Miko began to bond, after the incident that occurred. Mikoto stayed away from Miko for a while, just because she wanted to let Hanai have his moment. She thought that with a Maiden around, he’ll have himself in serenity.
Weeks have passed, and it was when Yakumo suffered her bizarre injury. Hanai and Miko were inseparable. She still attends the school, but only for cleaning. Hanai was happy that she and Mikoto are trying to get along, except Mikoto couldn’t look at Miko in the LED eyes.
But then, Hanai visited Akira in the tea club room (Even though he was banished), who was using tarot cards. Akira then tried to view his future. While all the while, he was concerned over Mikoto and Miko.
“I’m in my last end,” he thought, “I have owned my Maiden for a month now, but it seems that it’s not friendly towards Suo. You’re her friend; I need to know.”
Akira continued to play the cards. She responded, “Mikoto is just upset at you, I guess.”
“Huh? Why?”
Akira explained, “Well, I take it that she’s just jealous of her. I mean, would you even get a Maiden that looked like a student?”
Hanai shook his head, “No. But I only wanted a Yakumo one! Instead I get the model built after Mikoto Suo!”
Akira then held the last card up. She placed it face down and then spoke with him:
“Hanai, I’m sorry. It’s out of my hands. This is something you need to get off your chest to Mikoto. The boys, led by Nishimoto, are still traumatized over what the robot did. Imadori laid off D-cups for a whole month, since he almost broke his arm by her. Also, Miko is a fast cleaner, and she’s good with a broom. Mikoto, however, has some potential. But don’t you think you can maybe talk to her?”
“Miss Takano, thank you!” Hanai bowed, “I’ll try to apologize to Suo.”
“Oh, one other thing,” she added, “If you tell her the truth about you two, meaning you and the robot Mikoto, I’d say that you’re screwed. I suggest that you do it, before it is too late.”
“Wh-, wh-, wh-, what are you saying???” He gasped.
Akira smiled and said, “Oh, it’s nothing.”
Hanai turned away, as Akira looked at the card.
“So… it could end… for Hanai.” She thought.
However, Akira could be right. Mikoto suddenly felt all right about Miko, just yesterday. But that day, when Hanai tried to reason with her, will be the day when he lost Miko… forever.
And how did Miko save Hanai? Find out in the next chapter…