Azumanga Daioh Fan Fiction ❯ Chiyo-Chan, the Birds, and the Bees ❯ Chiyo-Chan, the Birds, and the Bees ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Notes: All of the obscenity relating to the sexual questions is censored. This also takes place a little after episode 14.

I do not own Azumanga Daioh, it is owned by Kiyohiko Azuma.
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***At the summer house***

Last night was educational to say the least. Chiyo Mihama and her friends heard a drunken sex talk. They would expect that from Yukari. However, Nyamo gave the drunken talk. Sakaki was very embarrassed. Chiyo still wanted to know what she said. The rest really had respect for Nyamo. They now know what not to do when they are in that situation. The next morning, Nyamo really wanted to know what happened. However, Chiyo came to her.

"Nyamo...I have a question for you?" Chiyo asked, with her cup and toothbrush ready.

"Oh, what is it?" Nyamo asked. She was now experienced a huge hangover.

"Well, how does a woman [BLEEP] a man's [BEEP] with her [BLEEP]?" Chiyo-chan asked. "I don't understand it at all."

"CHIYO WHERE DI YOU LEARN THAT?" Nyamo asked.

"She learned it form you," Yukari said scratching her head.

'Damn, how am I going to explain this to her parents?' Nyamo thought.

After they went home, Chiyo wanted to know what Nyamo meant with her talk. She dared not to repeat it. Sakaki would have an attack. The knuckleheads would not take it seriously. Yomi would have a bar of soap ready. She decided to ask he parents. She reason that was the reason why she was there. Once everybody was at home, and the van was dropped off, Chiyo went to her room.

"Oh how was your trip?" Mrs. Mihama asked. She is a very beautiful woman, with her hair in the same pigtails as Chiyo.

"It was educational," Chiyo answered.

"Oh how was it educational?" Mrs. Mihama asked.

"I do have a question for you and dad," Chiyo-chan then said.

"Well, alright, we can talk at dinner time," Mrs. Mihama then said.

She kissed Chiyo on her forehead and let her go. Tadakichi came and he barked happily at his owner. She scratched the large dog behind his ears softly. Later at dinner, Chiyo then was very quiet. She did not want to interrupt her parents. Her father, who is attractive, and he has black, wire-rim glasses, looked to her.

"Chiyo, you said you had something to ask me?" Mr. Mihama asked.

"Yes, I have something to ask the both of you," Chiyo said.

"What is it?" They asked.

"Well...how can do a woman [BLEEP] a man's [BLEEP] with her [BLEEP]?" Chiyo asked.

"Wow, no wonder she said her trip was educational," Mrs. Mihama blushed.

"You know...I wonder about that myself," Mr. Mihama said.

"Oh boy, they don't teach this in high school do they?" Mrs. Mihama asked.

"Well, our gym teacher gave a lecture at the summer home, but I couldn't quite understand," Chiyo answered.

"Ah, Ms. Kurosawa...I had a feeing you'd say that," Mr. Mihama then said.

"Where are you going love?" Mrs. Mihama then asked.

"I have to go and think about what to do," he answered.

"What about dinner?"

He blushed and he went back and finished dinner. A week later, they were back at school. Chiyo then told Yomi what happened. Her parents did not answer her question. Yomi shook her head. She had thought they would know the basics. She is unwilling to answer Chiyo. That would give Yukari too much. However, Tomo's idea met with a scowl.

"No risqué videos are allowed, Tomo!" Yomi snapped.

"Well, do believe that you have a couple...." Tomo said...but stopped when she felt red-hot aura, "...then again there's a better way."

"Hey, y'all," Osaka greeted, "my mom ended up giving risqué statements."

"What do you mean?" Tomo asked.

"I'm afraid of what's going to come out of her mouth," Yomi said.

"She told me that she [BLEEPED] dad's [BLEEP] while he [BLEEPED] over her [BLEEP]," Osaka then said.

"So did she suck his [BLEEP]?" Tomo asked.

"TOMO, YOU'RE A JERK!" Yomi yelled and she punched her friend in the head...leaving a noticeable lump.

"Wow, I had no idea that there was that kind of justice," Chiyo said.

"Chiyo you're just curious...Osaka shared something rather disturbing...Tomo's just a jerk," Yomi then explained.

When classes came too, Yukari had been furious. She did not get the video game she wanted, and summer break is over. That really did not stop her from making their lives a living misery. The only thing they could count on was that she took an in-class nap. Not without writing a passage on the board, and making the class copy it.

'I wonder how Yukari would answer our question.' The girls all thought, even Sakaki...but still doing their work.

"Huh, oh sorry, I just dozed off for a moment," Yukari said.

"Miss Yukari," Tomo said handing her pack of tissues, "you'll need these."

"I got drool running down my face," Yukari then said.

"Miss Yukari," Chiyo then said, as she went up to the English teacher, "I have a question?"

"If it's about a woman [BLEEPING] a man's [BLEEP], then forget it," Yukari said.

"Damn, she is brazen," the rest of the class said.

When lunchtime came, Chiyo still had no answer to her question. However, her unlikely source of honest answers came from an unlikely source. It ended up being Chihiro. The normally mild-mannered girl would hold back on such things. She saw Chiyo looking though her biology book and she decided to take her to the roof for lunch. She then had some answers for Chiyo...as did Kaorin.

"Oh hello," Chiyo greeted, "I'm just about to get my lunch."

"Oh let's go to the roof," Chihiro then answered.

"Great, I had some questions though..." Chiyo then said.

"Oh that, I'm only going from what I’ve seen my parents do accidentally," Chihiro then said.

"Oh, one of those questions..." Kaorin then said, "I think me and Chihiro can give you some facts about that."

"This is going to be interesting," Chiyo said.

Once on the roof, Chiyo then explained her problem. Chihiro nodded, as Kaorin took notes. However, Chiyo then ended up coming up to getting to her question. However, Kaorin had a couple of questions of her own. Once those were answered...Chihiro then answered. She then smiled and explained to Chiyo what Nyamo met.

"You see a woman can [BLEEP] a man's [BLEEP] with her [BLEEP] in different positions," Chihiro answered.

"Then what's this I hear about doggy style?" Chiyo asked.

"Oh that's when he has the woman an all fours and [BLEEPS] her [BLEEP]," Chihiro then answered.

"Doesn't a [BLEEP] smack also come into play?" Kaorin asked.

"Yes, it does," Chihiro answered.

"Then, I heard from Tomo that a man can lick a woman's [BLEEP], [BLEEP], and [BLEEP]," Chiyo then said.

"Yes, that's called oral sex, that's also when a woman goes down and sucks a man's [BLEEP]," Chihiro answered.

"Well, I got one more question...what's an orgasm?" Chiyo then asked.

"I can field this one...since I had plenty of practice myself," Kaorin then said.

"Go ahead," Chihiro ordered.

"You see, it's when they climax in the sexual act...they usually calling it [BLEEP]," Kaorin said.

"Oh, how is it achieved?" Chihiro then asked. She has never done that before, or seen her parents do that.

"Well, you see, for a girl, she sticks her finger in her [BLEEP] and they find their G-Spot," Kaorin said.

"Do all girls have that?" Chiyo asked.

"Yes, even Yukari has one," Kaorin said. "A woman can also rub her [BLEEP] for external stimulation."

"Oh...do they need to use their fingers for that?" Chiyo asked.

"No way, they can use a [BLEEP], or just [BLEEP] a man," Kaorin then said.

The three then finished lunch, and they went back down. Yomi wondered what they were talking about privately. However, Kaorin and Chihiro told her not to worry. She has gotten correct information. Later in the day, Chiyo then went home. Her parents wanted to know if she got the information. She nodded. They both put sweat from their brow. There were a couple of more questions.

"Mom...dad...what's a [BLEEP] for a woman and a [BLEEP] for a man?" Chiyo asked.

"That we can answer," Mrs. Mihama said.

"Dear, let's stick to the anatomy text books," Mr. Mihama said, with a bead of sweat going down the back of his head.