Bastard!! Fan Fiction ❯ Shneider The Ugly Wizard ❯ One-Shot

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: littlestkitten
Parody of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.My friend Kill the Cannibal Clowns helped me write it.PG cause I didn't think it should be rated G.Please R&R.=^.^=

Anime/Manga: Bastard!! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.01.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 104 | Visits: 1.1K | Status: Completed

Schneider The Ugly Wizard

Schneider the ugly wizard,

used to have a stupid spell.

And if you ever saw him,

you would drop your pants and yell.

All of the other wizards,

used to laugh and call him names(that was stupid).

They never let dumb Schneider,

kill in any wizard games.

Then one foggy candlemas,

King Larz came to say,

Schneider with your stupid spell,

won't you zap my sister today.

Then all the people loved him,

as they shouted out with glee,

Schneider the ugly wizard,

don't kill us all pretty please.