Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Beyblade Jokes ❯ Beyblade Jokes ( Chapter 1 )

loner lover: HI PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually had time to type this morning, but only about 40 minutes.

Kai: And you actually think that you can type a story that fast?

loner lover: Maybe, but it's not really a story, it's more like a joke book.

Max: Really? YAY!!! I LOVE JOKE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!

loner lover: Exactly, see Kai, Max likes my story/joke thingy.

Kai: Am I Max?

loner lover: No, sorry! Anyhoo, READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!

Max: Also, loner lover DOES NOT and NEVER WILL own Beyblade!!!!!!!!!!

Beyblade Jokes: Chapter 1

JOKES ABOUT THE NAME OF THE SHOW

If the Bladebreakers had a TV show other than Beyblade, what would it be called?

Beywatch!!! (Baywatch)

If a Beyblade was a food product, what would it be?

A Beygle!!! (Bagle)

If one of the Bladebreakers grew up to be a cook person, where would they work?

In a Beykery!!! (Bakery)

If they worked there, what would they be called?

Beykers!!! (Bakers)

KAI JOKES

If Kai was an animal, what would he be?

A Kaiote!!! (Coyote)

If Kai had a movie theater, what would it be called?

A Kai-Max theater!!! (An I-Max theater)

If Kai was a type of doctor, what type would he be?

A Kairopractor!!! (A Chiropractor)

What's Kai's favorite tea?

Kai Tea!!! (Chai Tea)

If Kai had a hospital, what would it be called?

Kai-zer!!! (Just like it says people, just like it says)

RAY JOKES

If Ray had a TV show, what would it be called?

Rayblade!!! (Beyblade)

END

loner lover: I know, that was really super short.

Kai: Na, ya think?

loner lover: Well I'd like to see you try to come up with a story completely about jokes! Hey that's a good idea!

Ray: Yeah, you reviewers can send loner lover jokes so she doesn't have to think of them and so she can continue on Kai's Picture Day! (Story on Fanfiction.net account)

loner lover: Yes! And I'll promise to identify the person who typed the joke ok?

Kai: Anyways, R&R!

Ray: And don't forget to review!

Tyson: NO YAOI ON THE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!