Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Beyblade Tension Relief ❯ What's up pussy cat? ( Chapter 5 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: RainOwl

Rain: ha! See? I just uploaded one chapter, and now I'm writing this next one.

Kai: big whoop.

Rain: how is it that no matter how hard I hit you, you're back in the next chapter? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Kenny: (nervously) who's singing now?

Rain: who else? Mariah.

Mariah: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you can all see my hidden talents!

Rain: ^-^* they're not exactly hidden if you scream them to the world . . .

Mariah: who cares?! Where's Ray?

M. Tyson: -_- hiding from you.

Mariah: don't be ridiculous. Ray!! Where are you?

Rain: (sigh) as much as I hate to do this, it's the only way I could get her here. (snaps her fingers causing Ray to appear in front of Mariah who promptly glomped him)

Max: -_-* we were trying to- WHAT is she doing to Ray?!

M. Tyson: jealous, Maxie?

Max: (splutters) what?! Jealous?! No, I'm just worried for Ray-

Mariah: (cooing) I love you, Ray! You're so cute, and sweet, and nice!

Max: okay, yes, I'm jealous. Please don't tell Ray!

Rain: (covers M. Tysons' mouth) he won't.

Max: thank you, Rain! (walks off.)

M. Tyson: what did you do that for?!

Rain: it will make the next chapter better, remember? (smirks) Jealousy IS fun to watch . . .

M. Tyson: (smirks as well) yeah, you're right . . .

Rain: Mariah!

Mariah: yes?

Rain: come get the mic. and words!

Mariah: K! (does as she's told)

M. Tyson: what are you listening to, exactly?

Rain: Christmas music.

M. Tyson: I mean which song.

Rain: oh, I'm listening to the chipmunk Christmas song.

M. Tyson: I don't remember that one. Can I hear?

Rain: sure. (hands him headphones and watches amused as an evil glint enters his eye)

M. Tyson: you know, Rain, this gives me a series of ideas . . .

Mariah: (plops herself into Ray's lap) I'm singing, Ray. Listen!

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Ray: you ARE trying to torture me!

Mariah: (ignorantly) Pussycat, Pussycat

I've got flowers

And lots of hours

To spend with you.

Rain: of course! ^-^ almost nobody bashes you, so that's one of my main goals!

Mariah: So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!

Ray: is she talking about me?

Mariah: Pussycat, Pussycat

Rain: of course! ^-^

Mariah: I love you

Ray: (groans)

Mariah: Yes, I do!

You and your pussycat nose!

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Ray: nothings new. Everything's old.

Mariah: Pussycat, Pussycat

Ray: including this song!

Mariah: You're so thrilling

And I'm so willing

To care for you.

Ray: I am SO glad Lee isn't here.

Mariah: So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!

Ray: I don't wear makeup!

Mariah: Pussycat, Pussycat

Ray: stop calling me that!

Mariah: I love you

Yes, I do!

Rain: it's just a song, Ray.

Mariah: You and your pussycat face!

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Ray: nothing's new!

Mariah: Pussycat, Pussycat

Ray: I said to stop calling me that!

Mariah: You're delicious

And if my wishes

Can all come true

I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!

Rain: (looks over at where Ray was practically screaming at Mariah) get Max back here.

M. Hotaru: why?

Rain: we need someone to calm him down.

M. Tyson: but-

Rain: do YOU want to deal with an insane and furious Ray?

M. Tyson: NO!

Rain: well then, find MAX!

Muses: (meekly) yes, mam.

Ray: is trying to calm down. It isn't working. The fact that Mariah is on his lap isn't helping.)

Mariah: Pussycat, Pussycat

Ray: do. Not. Call. Me. That!

Mariah: I love you

Yes, I do!

Rain: Max! Where are you?!

Mariah: You and your pussycat lips!

You and your pussycat eyes!

You and your pussycat nose!

Rain: (hurriedly) okay, you sang, by-by Mariah!(snaps her fingers causing Mariah to disappear leaving a fuming Ray)

M. Tyson: (Max running with him) we found him!

(Max runs strait to Ray who calms down slightly seeing him)

Rain: (snaps her fingers making them both disappear) they need some space.

Everyone else: (nods fervently)

Rain: I think I'll end the chapter here. Standard disclaimers apply.