Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ hilary and her assylums ❯ bye-bye ( One-Shot )
ok, if you read the whole summary out there, get ready to laugh!!! an assylum is a mental home. joy 4 all hilary haters!!!(dont worry, hilary gets nicer in g rev.).we wrote this last year, in 7th grade.we are crazy.
Anime/Manga: Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 333 | Visits: 543 | Status: Completed
While the Bladebreakers were training, Hilary started licking her toes. They called the police, and they came and took her in their car down the highway.
She started screaming, "pancake, pancake!!" The police men thought she wanted pancakes, so they took her to a special asylum, made out of pancakes. They forgot to seal the pancake walls, so she chewed her way out, just like a rat.
When the police caught up with her again, she was yelling, "cotton candy, cotton candy!!" So they took her to a special asylum made of cotton candy(u know where this is going, don't u?). In the rush, they forgot to seal the cotton candy ceilings, so she jumped her way out, just like a jack rabbit.
When the police found her, she was shouting, "wood! Wood! Wood!" (probably because they found her in the woods). So they decided to put her in an asylum made of wood. She licked her way out this time, but when the police found her, she wasn't screaming, yelling, or shouting. She was whispering, "they sealed the walls, floors." Over and over again. When the police handcuffed her, she fell dead on the ground.
So remember, kids. Never lick your toes when the bladebreakers are training. And always stay inside if the police ever put you in an asylum.
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