Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Mommy, I Scraped My Knee! ❯ Kiki Did Not Give This a Title ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

Kiki: Welcome readers! I am Kiki, your host for this very small segment of chapter 2, hopefully Spot's chapters will help for the sadness my chapters have brought on you!

Spot: Sadness Whatda ya mean sadness? THEY ARE FUNNY! And I am NOT sadistic mind you! NOT CRUEL NOT CRUEL! *puts ears to head* LALALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAAAARRR YOU!!!!

Kitten: Do you know Spot, that I Kitten, and that damn bunch of steel pathetic excuse for a pot will someday make you sad and kidnap nekoboy! Maybe I should invite him to a tea party- err I mean, um, I WILL KIDNAP NEKOBOY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Spot: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?

Star: Nothing! ^-^

Kiki: I thought I only do ^-^'s……..

Star: Not anymore! ^-^

Kiki: [sniffles]

Star: Don't worry I shall become sad with you [sniffles]

Kiki: Thankies [sniffles]

Kitten: After discussing with the pot we will then kidnap the neko…..BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Spot: How can you kidnap yourself Kitten?

Kitten:- ___-

Rei: Kiki and Spot don't own a thing and I don't feel comfortable around them….

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Teacher: ANOTHER DAY?!?! NOOOOOOOO…[sighs] WAKE UP YOU KINDERGARTERS ((Is that a word? O.o)Maybe it is..)!!

Kai [already awake]: Hn…..

Dunga: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Tyson: Need food….need food…need food….

Mariam: Idiots….WHY FOR GOD'S SAKE I AM HERE?!

Tala: Cause your suppose-to-be-female-dog-mother sent you here.

Mariam: I didn't ask for comments cyborg..

Tala: I am not a complete cyborg I'm----

Zeo: An idiot who has a snoring system…WHERE IS THAT BUTTON!?

Tala: It's private…..

Max: YAY MORNING!!!! WHO WANTS SUGAR PANCAKES?!?

Rei: Do you have catnip pancakes? I'm itching to have one!

Max: You REALLY itching? Their some kind of buggies on you!

Rei: GAH [starts scratching]

Dunga [snaps up awake]: What are you doing in the insane person's hair?

So-called-Bob: Ahhhh wook ak aahhh

Dunga: Insane person Bob says you have something they want.

Rei: Like-[scratch] what? [scratch]

Dunga: I like my friends Bob's.

So-called-Bob: Aiiii yuuu booaka ree taaa

Dunga: I still like my friend Bob's

Teacher: ARE YOU IGNORING ME!??!

Everyone stops.

Teacher: What now?

Everyone backs away slowly…. Very slowly..

Teacher: I ASKED WHAT NOW?!?!

Kai: You won't want to know lady

Everyone took another step except Dunga starts to do the rain dance.

Teacher: Dunga back with everyone else NOW!

Dunga doesn't stop dancing.

Rei: You..[scratch] know [scratch] there is a [scratch scratch] Arrgggg!! DAMN YOU BOB!!

Dunga stops dancing: HOW DARE YOU USE BADDY WORD ON BOB!!!

Teacher: Class…

Rei: It's not MY FAULT [scratch] THAT BOB IS [scratch] AHHH BACK BOB DON'T MAKE ME USE ZEO!!

Zeo: What do I have to do with it??? >:-(

Rei: Nothing [scratch]

Tyson: A well done steak would be nice now!!!

Max: HEY AREN'T WE BACKING AWAY FROM TEACHER?!

Everyone stops what their doing.

Tala: Exactly! Wow I sounded happy!

Zeo: Yes "Wow"

Kenny: I suggest WE back up NOW.

Mariam: Where'd you come from?

Kenny: Computer camp for Geeks.…..strangely enough there weren't people there…

Mariam: -___-

Tyson: That well done steak will be-

Kai: Shut it…

Tyson: X.x

Teacher: Hello?? REMEMBER ME?!?! HEHEHE I THINK I'M GOING INSANE!!

Everyone backs up except Tyson he's being pulled by Max.

Teacher: Tell why in the world are you KIDS backing away?

Max: Turn around! ^-^

The Teacher turns around: HOLY MAC AND CHEESE!! IT'S A GIANT BALL WITH BLOODY LOOKING FANGS AND EVIL LOOKING EYEBROWS!!!

Zeo: RUN FOR IT!! ROBOTS FIRST!!

Rei: US NEKO'S[scratch] SECOND!!!

Tala: WHAT ABOUT CYBORGS!?!

Max: YAY SCREAMING!! HYPER ME'S GO FOURTH!!

Kai: Sensible one's fifth…

Teacher: JUST RUN!!!!!

Everyone ran but the giant ball ((Not what you think sick-o's)) was hot on their pursuit.

Rei: Hey [scratch] I CAN [scratch] POP IT!!

Rei reaches out in front of the rolling ball and then…

POP!!!!!!

The giant ball popped thanks to Rei!

Dunga: HAHA THE BALL'S GONE!!!

Rei: Now [scratch] get BOB [scratch] HERE OFF ME!!!

Dunga: Ok…Aiii booochooo likakaka owbow!

So-called-Bob: Ekkkkka bagk leleki!

Dunga: Bob says you have Bob 2 somewhere in your hair.

Rei: AARGGGGGG GET BOB WHAT'S HIS NAME OFF BEFORE I SUICIDE HIM!!! ((A/N Forget Suicide my friend said " What are you trying to do? Suicide me? ` I found that funny….now back to your program))

Dunga: Fine…..EKKKKKKKKIWEEKKKKKKK!!

So-called-Bob: FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY FATTY!!!

Dunga: Ooohkakka

Teacher: Now that-

Tyson: I want…well done steak!!!!!!

Teacher: As I WAS saying…now that is-

Max: YAY GIANT BALL POPPED!! GIANT BALL POPPED!!

Teacher: Yes Max the ball the popped…now AS I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT WE HAVE TO----

Kai: AHEM

Teacher: AREN'T YOU SUPPSE TO INTERUPT ME!??!

Kai: No I was clearing up my throat.

Teacher: Oh I was saying that we now have to play some sports before that creepy cat comes back..

Rei: You called?

Teacher: No…

Rei: Awww…You know I AM A CAT!! NOT HUMAN AS YOU HUMANS THINK!!

Teacher: Ok today let's play badminton!

Tyson: Is that steak?

Max: Nope it's a birdie!

Tyson: OH FOR A ROAST?

Max: Nope for hitting it back and forth..back and forth….back and forth.

Rei: As a toy?

Teacher: NO! It's for the GAME WE WILL BE PLAYING!!

Dunga: Bob just made a wee wee!

Everyone else: -_____-

Bob: Yes I did and I'm proud!

Everyone else except Dung: O.o

Dung: Ok Bob time for tea! Would you fancy some scones?

Bob: Yes I would!

Teacher: Ok……let's warm up by pairing up and hitting the birdie back and forth like Max said before. Let's see Rei and Kai, Mariam and Dung---err I mean Dunga, Max and Tyson, and finally Tala and Zeo. ((I think I made a lot of grammar mistakes right about here…))

Rei: [chomp] The birdie ain't that bad without some pepper….

Kai: Do you want another one?

Rei: That would be great! :3

Ka: Ok…..

Tyson: I've greased the grill now for the Birdie!

Max: No silly it's for hitting back and fouth..back and fourth

Dung: Hey Bob want to join Mariam and I in a practice round?

Mariam: Here we go….

Tala: Here…[bats the birdie to Zeo hitting Zeo's head]

Zeo: Owww YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!

Tala: So what if I did?

Zeo: You did! And it hurt…;_;

Tala: Heh…

Teacher: [sighs] When will my job end? The horror…children laughing…laughing at ME…ehehehe[rubs hands together] now for me plan hehehe ((This is where the teacher go insane…)) Hehehe my little buggies will come after you…yes they will hehehe…..ten they'll kill you…hehehehe

Suddenly 5 birdies smashed into Teacher's face.

The children laughed at her except the emotionless..

Teacher: its coming true...ehehehehe my buggies will now come! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kai: Hello FBI? Our Teacher went berserk so can you get the people in white and not black?..Uh huh… Ok. The people in white are coming.

Rei: Goodie goodie gum drops!

Tala whacks a birdie at Teacher…suddenly EVERYONE in that class started whacking birdies at Teacher.

Teacher: ALL OF YOU HEHEHE WILL PAY!!! EHEHE

The people in white come.

Person in White: Who's the person you're talking about?

Everyone points to Teacher.

P.I.W: Ah ha! You've got you now!! Bub get the stretcher now this one's a dosey…

The-well-known-before-they-were-bladers- shugged and went back to the dorms.

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Kiki: Weird eh? AH HA I HAVE ZE CANADIAN ACCENT AH AHA!

Spot: YAYYY!!! MYYY TUUURRRRNNNN!!

Kitten: `Someday life WILL be fair and Spot won't be as stupid'

Star: KITTY WITTY! ^----^ *hugs it*

Kitten: Life is horrible…

Rei: No flames, R&R.