Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ No Frills: off the record ❯ prologue ( Chapter 1 )

Nocy- Hey everybody this is me, Nocy. I'm sure you don't know me since I haven't been posting in a really long time. But, to recent inspiration from my sister's friend Kori George I have been able to come up with a funny story. Some of you may know of Koa, or a few of you may know him as Koaxor, who posts way way way more stories then me.

 

 Koa- Hello.

 

 Noc- Dude, you suck at intros.

 

 Koa- Well, you caught me off guard.

 

 Noc- Screw being caught off guard, expect the unexpected.

 

 Koa- Hey! Don't be quoting Kero!

 

 Noc- I can quote whoever the hell I want!

 

 Koa- Well, I guess its time to do the disclaimer.

 

 Noc- *whistles* Disclaimer boy! Come here, boy! Come here!

 

 Kai- Why did I ever agree to this job? *holds up a sign that says: INSERT DISCLAIMER HERE.

 

 Koa- Hey! No signs allowed! That's cheating! Ten percent off your pay!

 

 Kai- But I only have ten percent!

 

 Noc- Really? Who has the other ninety percent?

 

 Kai- YOU DO!

 

 Noc- Whoa dude, that's cool.

 

 Koa- Anyway, it's time for the story!

 

 

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prologue

 

Once upon a time, on a beautiful day in--- what the hell am I saying? It was crap out! On

 

this day, the blade breakers had decided to go to the grocery store to, well, but groceries!

 

The problem was, which one would they go to? Nectals was being `repaired'

 

coughdemolishedcough!! And the 24hop mart was in a different anime, so they didn't

 

want to walk all the way to another anime! It would just take up too much of their

 

precious time that could be wasted elsewhere.

 

 

“How `bout we go to No Frills?” Tyson said, as the light bulb flashed above his head.

 

“Tyson, put that out, it's too bright!” complained Ray. “Sor~ry!!” Tyson replied as he

 

removed the light bulb, empathizing on the word. Max jumped up and down “yay! I love

 

going to No Frills! The people there are so much fun to talk to!” Kenny raised his hand in

 

the air “I'll go to, so I can brush up on my memorizing skills” Kai removed himself from

 

the wall (gasp!!!) and went off to get his money, talking to him self. “I shouldn't take all

 

my money, just what I need....so..... maybe only a 100...”

 

 

So they were off. To No Frills. But, they had a slight problem.... THEY DIDN'T KNOW

 

THE WAY! So they decided to ask for directions. And who's house could it but... (drum

 

roll, please!)..... Hilary's!! they looked to the walk way where Hilary was gracefully

 

sweeping it. Tyson snorted and said “stupid Hilary, always thinking and acting better

 

than me, gotta do EVERYTHING gracefully!” Ray walked up and asked her “Hey

 

Hilary, do you have any drugs on you?” (what the hell!!?) (let's rewind that, kay?)

 

*rewinding sound is made* “hey Hilary, do you know the way to No Frills?” “Oh sure I

 

do!” she replied. “ You just go” but was interrupted “NO TIME!!!” shouted Tyson.

 

“LOOK!!! It's almost eleven!! THE STORE CLOSES AT ELEVEN!!!” he yelled again.

 

 

And so they went to No Frills with Hilary as their guide, and all of them running full tilt

 

to the store in fear of not making it before closing time. Little did they know that it was

 

eleven in the MORNING, not night.

 

 

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Nocy- well, that's over, now for our screen time!

 

Koa- yeah

 

Noc- I hope all you readers liked my prologue, cause the next chap is coming soon, to

a computer near you!

 

Koa- your quoting things again!

 

NC- why in fucking hell does it matter so much!!?

 

Noc- AAAAAAHHH! *hides behind explosives* oh....crap...

 

NC- *lights up explosives, and ties Noc down* bwahahaha!!

 

Koa- I'll save you! *pauses, and looks and NC laughing her diabolical ass off* then again, maybe I won't...

 

Noc: reveiwifyoulikedit!!! *gets blown up*