Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ OMG! THE FIRE IS OUT!!! ❯ The Beginning!!! ( Chapter 1 )

Lefty: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!! FUNFUN!

Tala: *Sigh*

Lefty: OKIES! FIRST REAL STORY!! YAY! DISCLAIMER

Tala: I'm not doing it…

Lefty: *pouts* Bryan…?

Bryan: ….

Lefty: Fine… I don't own Beyblade… WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN SO HARD!?!?!?!?! *Sigh* Anyway… HERE WE GO!!!!! YAY!!!! ^_^

Narrator: One fine day in Beyblade land there was the horrifying sight of Tyson…

Tyson: *eating*

Rei: *looks disgusted*

Kai: *Has slowly crept toward door and is trying to leave unnoticed*

Max: TYSON!!!!!!! WHERE IS MY SUGAR!?!?!?!?! DID YOU EAT IT?

Tyson: *talking with mouth full* Whaf? I difn'f eaf yourf sugal! (And incase you need help… What? I didn't eat your sugar!) *Spitting food at people (people being Kai and Rei and Max)*

Rei: EW! Tyson! STOP TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL!!!

Max: LOOK! THERE'S FOOD IN YOUR HAIR REI!!!

Rei: WHAT!?!?!?! *Runs to bathroom* OMFG!!!!!!! *Runs back* When I finish washing my hair you are SO DEAD TYSON!!!!!!!

Kai: *snickering*

Tyson: *Swallows food* You have problems Rei…

Kai: And you should talk Tyson…

Narrator: As you can see, all was peaceful until…

????: *In high squeaky voice* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME MY ARMY!!!!!!!

Everyone else (yes everyone..): o_____O

Rei: What the…

Tyson: *drooling* food…

Max: SUGAR!

Kai: HELL!?!?!

Narrator: You see, the BladeBreakers were not expecting to be attacked by…

*SFX: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN*

THE SAUSAGE ARMY LED BY GENERAL YOLK THE BOUNCING EGG AND GENERAL RITZ THE SALTY CRACKER!! (THANKIES SPOTTY!!! ^^)

Tyson: OMG!!! CAN I EAT THEM!?!?!?!

Max: NO! YOU ATE MY SUGAR!!

Tyson: DID NOT!

Max: DID TOO!

Tyson: DID NOT!

Max: DID TOO!!!

Tyson: DID NOT!!!

Max: DID TOO!!!

-----Meanwhile…-------

Rei: Crap… What do we do now Kai?

Kai: Sacrifice the pig?

Rei: Tyson?

Kai: Who else?

Rei: Well, there are so many other people we could sacrifice…

Kai: Who are you thinking?

Rei: *evil grin*

-----Riiiight… back to Dumb and Dumber-----

Max: DID TOO!!!

Tyson: DID NOT!!!

Max: DID TOO!!!!!

----Well, they got far…----

General Yolk: Wow… these guys are idiots…

General Ritz: Tell me about it…

Random Kielbasa Soldier(RKS): Sirs… We have discovered the source of their power…

General Ritz: Yes… Go on soldier…

RKS: Well… their power is because of the odd items they keep upon their feet…(shoes people… shoes)

General Yolk: This is terrific news! Good job soldier! Now to plan the attack…

----O..K.. Let's see someone else----

Tyson: DID NOT!!!

Max: DID TOO!!!

-----*sigh* Elsewhere----

Rei: And there's always *whispers*

Kai: *nodding* yessss…

---OMG! ARE THERE ANY NORMAL PEOLE!?!?!-----

Lee: ROARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Mariah: *mumbling insanely to self* Pink… hehe… the pinkness shall win…

Kevin: *Scurrying around* Nuts nuts… I need to find them! ACORNS!!! *Shifty eyes*

Gary: Foooooooooooooood….

(-_-u I guess not)

Narrator: Since the BladeBreakers and the White Tigers seem busy, we shall invite the Demolition Boys along…

POOF!

Narrator: Well… maybe not all the Demo Boys…

Tala: Why are we here?

Bryan: …

BladeBreakers: *all look*

Max: OMG!!! THAT HOUSE!!! IT'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!

Tala: -_-;;

Rei: Max… that's Tala's hair…

Max: Oh! HIHIHIHIHI GUYS!!!!!!! *Runs over and hugs Tala and Bryan*

Tala and Bryan: *Eyes are getting very large and they can no longer breathe*

Max: IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS!!!! *Stops hugging them*

Tyson: *eating something* Do you know who they are Max?

Max: YEP! ^^ My friends Joe *points to Tala* and George *Point to Bryan*

Tala and Bryan: -_-;;;;

Rei: Not really…

Narrator: Because this was becoming boring, it was decided by undetermined forces(Lefty in other words) that SOMETHING MUST HAPPEN!!!! So…

CRASH! BANG! BOOM! CLASH! KATHWOMP!!!

Everyone: What the!?!?!

????: ^_^ HI EVERYONE!!!!

Tala: O_O

Everyone else: Wha?

Tala: *In nervous voice* run… away… quickly.. *Starts running*

Everyone else: huh?

Max: SUGAR!?!?!?!

????: SUGAR!?!?!?! WHERE??????????????????

Rei: Wait… we'll tell you where the sugar is if you tell us who you are and where you came from…

????: ME AM LEFTY!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! AND I CAME FROM A MY MOMMY AND DADDY! You see there was this one night when-

Everyone else: NO! STOP!!!!

Lefty: Huh????

Tyson: Hey… someone put the fire out…

Everyone(minus Tala, Lefty, and Tyson): *sweatdrop*

Rei: Tyson… That was Tala's hair.. And he ran off a while ago..

Kai: Any ideas as to why he left?

Lefty: *evil grin* hehehehehehehehe…

Bryan: That answer your question?

Kai: I think so…

Everyone else: o_O

Lefty: OMG!!! THE FIRE IS OUT!!!!

Tyson: OMG!! SHE'S RIGHT!!!

Rei(To Bryan, Kai, and Max): Haven't we been over this?

Max: Sugar….

Kai: Yes, we have…

Bryan: *Death glares everyone*

Lefty: WAIT!!! I KNOW WHAT I WAS SENT TO DO!!!!!!! You guys have a mission!

Everyone: Oh great…(sarcasm people)

Lefty: *In big booming voice* You have all been gathered here today to

Tyson: TO BE JOINED IN HOLY MATRIMONY!!!!!

Lefty: um.. not quite..Ahem, As I was saying you have been blah blah START YOUR QUEST!!!

Rei: That's great.. now please tell us what it is.

Lefty: I'M GETTING TO THAT!!!!!! DON'T RUSH ME!!!!!! >_<

Rei: O_O Meep…

Lefty: Ahem, As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted Your quest will be a long and difficult one, and I will understand if you don't accept it-

Bryan: In that case, I'm leaving…

Lefty: *Grabs Bryan's shirt* But…

Bryan: There's always an exception…

Lefty: YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!!!!!!

Kai: Great…

Lefty: Isn't it? ^^

Rei: I think he was being sarcastic…

Lefty: So?

Rei: Um…

Lefty: That's what I thought. Now, back to the task at hand…

Narrator: Just when you everyone thought Lefty would finally tell what the stupid quest is, General Ritz and General Yolk decided to attack…

Sausage Army: *Hopping towards the BB's*

Everyone: *Sweatdrop*

Tyson: YAY!! *Starts inhaling the sausage soldiers*

Kai: Look. He can do something useful…

Bryan: For the moment…

Lefty: Hey guys… you need to know your damn mission…

Rei: Why?

Lefty: Because I said so

Rei: And that means…?

Lefty: Are you questioning my authority?

Rei: So what if I am?

Lefty: Do you know WHO YOU ARE MESSING WITH????

Rei: Not really…

Lefty: OK! ^^ Well then, back to the problem at hand…

Max: What's that again?

Lefty: Operation Post-Its…

Everyone: o.O;

Lefty: You're mission, if you chose to accept it, and you must, is to…

Max: MY SUGAR STASH!!!!!!!! YAY!!! * Is hugging a Pixie stick*

Lefty: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! EITHER GIVE ME SOME DAMN SUGAR, OR STOP INTERUPTING ME RIGHT WHEN I AM GOING TO TELL YOU YOUR DAMN MISSION!!!!!!!!!

Max: *Ignoring her* Okies…

Lefty: *Sigh* Ok then… Your damn mission is to… Damn… I don't really want to tell…

Rei: Then why did we go through all this????

Lefty: Because! ^^

Kai: Good reason… *death glare*

Bryan: *Death glaring as well*

Lefty: All right… Well, as I'm sure none of you know, I was given Tala to be my closet Bishie, and he escaped. That's why he ran away when I came here. Your mission is to track him down and bring him to me! ^^

Bryan: Why?

Lefty: Because, if you don't, I'll have to take you and Rei and Kai to take his place… *sniff*

Tyson: WHY WAS I BEING SO QUIET!?!?!?!

Lefty: Because I forgot you were here…

Tyson: Oh…

Lefty: Well, at least you took care of the Army of sausages and the egg and cracker generals…

Tyson: But I'm still hungry… ;_;

Lefty: Go eat a tree then…

Tyson: OK! *runs… erm, walks slowly towards nearest tree*

Rei: Riiiiight…

Lefty: Yeah… Anyway… YOU MUST START YOUR MISSION TOMORROW BECAUSE LEFTY CANNOT BE TALALESS FOR TOO LONG!!!!!!

Kai, Bryan, Rei: O.O Meep!

Lefty: So, get a good nights rest, because when my tin can army appears tomorrow at sunrise I expect you all to be ready to go! ^^

---------Somewhere we are not… erm, weren't… atleast unitl now-------

Tala: *Still running* MUST… NOT…. GET… CAUGHT… BY …. CRAZED… FANGIRL….

------backness!-----------

Tyson: *Has eaten all the trees in Japan, or wherever they happen to be in Lefty's psycho mind* Yummy!

Everyone else: O_o

Max: That's scary…

Rei: Yep

Kai: Hn(HE HAD TO SAY HN!!! XD)

Bryan: *Death glare*

Lefty: Ok… well, see y'all tomorrow! *waves before skipping off*

Kai: YES! SHE'S GONE!!! WHOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Rei: *Sweatdrop*

Bryan: *Death glare some more*

Tyson: OMG!! THE FIRE IS OUT!!!

Everyone else: -_-u

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CHAPPY ONE HAS BEEN FINISHED!! YAY!! Hope it wasn't as dull as I think it is…