Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ The Day Yugi Duels The Bladebreakers ❯ Going Home ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

GOING HOME TO JAPAN

The Bladebreakers have tied up Cookie Monster, Big Bird and Big Bird's helmet?! Anyway, they see Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura staring at the curtain.

Kai: What in the world are you staring at?

Meanwhile in the pumpkin patch…

Hermione: This isn't good.

Ron: Grrr, who stole Harry's cloak?

Harry: Oh well, never mind, here comes our detention.

Prof. Snape: What in the world are you doing in Hagrid's pumpkin patch!

Ron: Umm… sightseeing?

Back at the makeup place…

Tyson: ARE YOU GUYS EVER GONNA GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER TO WHY YOU ARE STARING AT THE CURTAINS?!!!!!!!

Tèa: Shush Tyson, Elmo's hiding behind that curtain and he is wearing an invisibility cloak okay?

Max: I know one way to make Tyson happy, give him some food!

Tèa: `sigh…' Here you go Tyson, have, sniff, the rest of my sushi, sniff.

Tristan: Here goes everyone take cover…

Tèa: WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HE TOOK MY SUSHI. WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Max: There IS one use for this helmet!

Joey: Man Tèa, you're about to blow up this place.

Kai: That is correct Joey Wheeler.

Joey: Thanks pal

Kai: But I am not you're pal.

Joey: *Piffle*

Max: Don't worry Joey; I'm your pal!

Joey: Yay! Max is my pal!

Tyson: We don't have time for this little pal talk guys, and you there the one with yellow and pinkish hair, er, Yugi. What is going on here? I don't get it, how is Elmo able to stay invisible?

Yami Yugi: I'm not sure Tyson, some kind of ancient magic is there but I can't figure it out. I have never seen such magical power.

Yami Bakura: Oh wow… (Sarcastically)

Ray: Ooh! Warpy thing has appeared behind the wardrobe. A dude with a scar is coming out of it? HE'S HUMAN! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry: Let's find that cloak. That robber must be here somewhere.

Ron: Please hurry up before I go crazy and start seeing anime people running around a Cookie Monster… studio?

Kai: Umm. Hi.

Ron: I'm going crazy, I am going crazy. I'M GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!

Hermione: Oh shut up. (gives Ron a donk on the head)

Harry: Hmm, they seem to be staring at the curtains. I'm going for a look.

Yami Bakura: Stand back human (grabbing his millennium ring) I can turn you into a Yu-Gi-Oh monster if you take one more step.

Harry: Please, er, purple hair dude…

Yami Bakura: That's MR purple hair dude to you.

Harry: Yeah whatever. I think it's my invisibility cloak that is causing the entire problem and I have come back to grab my cloak. By the way I love your hair!

Tèa: Come on Bakura he seems like a nice boy. Let him get his cloak back. He also said he loved your hair

Yami Bakura: Fine.

Harry: ACIO INVISIBILITY CLOAK!

The cloak jumped straight off Elmo to Harry's hand.

Elmo: Stupid humans with wands, mumble.

Kai: I'll tie him up!

Tyson: You tied up someone last time! It should be my turn.

Kai: Fine.

Tyson: Yippee!

Elmo was tied up.

Max: Don't we get a bag of goodies?

Elmo: Elmo prepared already. Presents are in the cupboard.

Max: Yay! I get a tea party set!

Ray: OOH! A ball of wool! Miaow.

Tyson: Cool, space food.

Kai: Humph.

Tyson: Waz up?

Kai: I get a stress ball

Max, Tyson and Ray: …DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Kai: But I like it. It has the face of Elmo. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Yugi and the gang: Look guys the plane is coming!

Everyone goes to look except Max and Joey

Max: Would you like some tea Miss Wheeler?

Joey: I believe I would.

On the plane…

Yugi: We're going home!!!!!!

Joey: Awww, I wanted to stay in Sesame Street

Yugi, Tèa, Bakura, Tristan: YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!

On the plane…

Kai: Well, it's nearly our stop guys.

Marik: We'll see about that…

Marik uses his millennium rod to call upon the shadow game.

Marik: Well dude with stripes, I challenge you to a duel!

Bakura: Marik! But how…

Kai: Me? I don't even know how to play SNAP. How am I supposed to play your stupid game?

Marik: If you don't, I have no choice but to send you to the SHADOW REALM!!!!!!

Niki: Marik is destroying Kai and Bakura is safe and sound! Anna…

Anna: What? I'm the writer here so shut up!

Niki: That is not fair! Bakura's the good guy now!

Anna: Fine I'll add something to your delight.

Anna: Sigh…

Bakura changes into Yami Bakura

Marik: But first I need to do something to my Yami's delight.

He gives Yami Bakura a kick on the bum.

Yami Bakura: OOWWWWWWW!!!!!

Stardust: Anna…

Anna: Oh god! Not you too!

Stardust: Whatever. It's a fanfic no doubt. I'll forgive you.

Anna: At least someone doesn't care. And some do…Cough Niki cough…

Yami Bakura: Why the hell did you do that for Marik?

Marik: Just following orders. Sorry.

Yami Marik: Fool! You shouldn't say sorry!

Marik: Well then get out of my body because I can see a body on the ground for you to prevail over.

Yami Marik: Ah! I see a red woolly thing to keep me warm.

Yami Marik takes over Elmo's body…

Kai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Yami Marik: What's so funny?

Kai (still laughing): Did you know that the red woolly thing you took over was a puppet?!

Marik: Hehehe… You're not taking over my body any more. We made a deal that if you have a body then you will use that body… forever… remember?…

Yami Marik: Doh!

Yami Yugi: Why don't I duel you umm… Red woolly Yami Marik!

Yami Marik: Forget it. You're too boring. Stripy guy I want to duel you!

Kai: Oh leave me alone you wrinkly. You need some anti wrinkle cream.

Yami Marik: THAT'S IT I'M MAKING MY OWN BODY!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Marik makes his ultimate bigger version of Marik's body.

Yami Marik: There that's way better.

Kai: You still have wrinkles.

Niki: MARIK DOES NOT HAVE WRINKLES!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna: Look who you're talking to…

Niki: Doh! Fine you win Anna. Marik does have wrinkles. But in my heart, he doesn't…

Anna: Ewww, icky romance stuff…

Suddenly Pikachu comes to the scene.

Pikachu: Pi Pikachu! (Leans its head on one side)

Ray: Mmm… yellow mouse… drool…

Pikachu: Pi?

Pikachu senses danger so it launches its ultimate attack… THUNDERSHOCK!!!!!

The other people were shocked back into the plane except Yami Marik was shocked to the Shadow Realm.

Kai: Man what was that thing?

Tyson: I think it came from Pokèmon

Ray: Whatever it was it looked quite tasty.

Kai: So Yugi. How do you play…