Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Time shatter ❯ Disapearing Hoax ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Title: Time Shatter
Genre: humor
Rating:?????
Summery: How far will Kael, my OC, go to get the legendary Bitbeasts? Here's a later excerpt - Kael laughed. "Look at yourselves! You'd never pull it off!!!" Max looked around. His eyes spotted Takao...who was little, and his hair wasn't in a ponytail it was so short. "Takao...you're a...a...a baby!" Takao glared at Max. "Who are you callin' a baby, you baby?!" He stopped, seeing everyone else smaller, then looked at his hands and the ground. He didn't remember the ground being that close..."AHHH! I'ma baby! Look!"

Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade.
<p>Shadow: Hey hey hey!! Another creation of my BRILLENT mind! And this time, no YAOINESS! I know it bugs some people. So, I'll write this!
<p>Takao: I'M A BABY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
<p>Shadow: Not just you, Kai and Rei and Max too!
<p>Kai: *Puts hand on Shadow's shoulder* When this fan fiction is finished, remind me to kill you...
<p>Shadow: O.o; O-oh...okay...
<p>Rei: Well, lets read it and get it over with!
<p> Max: This'll be fun!
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<p>1)Disappearing Hoax
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<p>-Sacromento, California: Kael's grandmother's house computer-
<p>"All I have to do is click this and..."
<p>"You've got mail!"
<p>"AGRH! Fine, I'll read my mail!" A girl with chesnut brown hair tucked a strand of her waist-long hair behind her ear, sighing and moving her mouse to the little button that said "Mail". Her green eyes glittered as the screen lit up. It was another Beyblading newsletter. She was about to delete it when she saw the headline: "Bladebreakers win another one, Bitbeasts unstoppable!!!!!!" She stared at the headline a little longer. "Hmmm...'Bitbeasts unstoppable', eh? Well, I guess they are..." A smile came upon her gentle features. "All the better for me to have them..." She grabbed a flashlight, turned it on, and put it just below her face. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
<p>"Hey, Kael?"
<p>Kael twitched. "Yes...Tessa?" Kael's 10-year-old cousin Tessa came in, looking cute and innocent, just like her role model.
<p>"What'cha doin?" She asked, staring at her model from behind her glasses with wide, admiring, brown eyes. "Can I help???"
<p>Kael smiled. She always had a soft spot for Tessa. "You want to join me in my evil laugh? Bwahaha?"
<p>Tessa smiled. "Sure! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
<p>"MYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
< p>"AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
<p>"AHANYAERB LAHHERKNAKHA->Cough-cough, hack hack< Ow...no more evil laughing..."
<p>-Takao's house-
<p>"YAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Takao Kinomiya thrust his hand in the air with a cup of soda in it. "KAN-PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!"
<p>"Kan-Pai? What's that mean again?" Max Mizuhara asked, putting his cup in the air as well.
<p>"Kan-Pai is what you say for a toast," Rei Kon answered sipping at a cup of tea. "Like how you say cheers."
<p>"OH!" Max squealed. "If that's the case, Kan-Pai!"
<p>Kai Hiwatari sighed, shaking his head. There were three reasons for that: 1) Max didn't know what Kan-Pai meant. He'd been a friend with Takao HOW LONG?! 2)Takao was over exaggerating. 3) There was no reason to celebrate. It was an easy win, even an amateur team could have done it. This was the reason for reason number 2. So why was Takao giving a toast????
<p>"And," Takao began, "I regret what I'm about to say. This year wasn't MY win" He looked at Kai, his regular goofy grin on his face. "It was Kai's game that won the tournament this time!!! HE'S the world champion this year!!!"
<p>Kai blinked a few times, slightly confused, not to mention annoyed. "What? I-Look, Takao, I know you think that flattery will get you what you want, but it won't work on me. Now what do you want just so I can tell you 'no'?"
<p>Takao gave a little puppy face slinking over to Kai. "just because I say you brought us victory means I want something???" He pretended to look slightly hurt, but seeing that his puppy-face wasn't going to penetrate his captain's cold-hearted stare, he sighed and sat back next to Max. "Jeez," he whispered, "Who put Kai's panties in a bunch?"
<p>Max blinked at the comment. "Kai has panties? I thought he had briefs!" Takao smacked his forehead, and when he heard Kai cracking his knuckles, he began to pray for his life.
<p>There seemed to be a dark aura around Kai as his face came only centimeters from Takao's. "I hope you had a death wish, Kinomiya, cause I'm gonna kill you the next chance I get for that comment!" There were those little anime anger signs everywhere. "So you watch your mouth, kid!"
<p>Takao sweatdropped, laughing nervously. "Uhheh heh hehy-yeah, okay Kai!" He scooted away a few feet till he was up against the wall, still a nervous wreck.
<p>Rei tutted Kai impatiently. "You're so hot headed, Kai. You need to relax more." Kai opened his mouth to protest when Rei grabbed Kai's jaw and poured some of his tea down into his mouth. "Relax!" A small anger sign was pulsing above Rei's head. "and no arguing!"
<p>Kai sat there for a minute, then knocked Rei's tea away, sending it crashing to the floor. "I'm already a bit testy, wouldn't you say?!
<p>"Oh really, I didn't notice!" Rei growled sarcastically. Rei had a white aura, Kai had black, and anger signs were all around them. Their aura's formed together to form a large, bi-colored flame with them inside.
<p>Max was all a-grin, sipping his root beer, not a care in the world, watching his two-team mates have aura-wars. "ahjust like the good ol' days" he mussed.
<p>It was at that point that Kyouji came in, and he immediately sweatdropped. "Uhdo I want to know what's been going on?" he asked nervously, looking from Takao hiding in a corner to Rei and Kai still at their aura-war with anime anger signs.
<p>Max smiled at the unofficial BBA member. "Summery: Takao made a bad joke that pissed Kai off, Rei drowned him in tea to calm him, only succeeding in pissing him off more. Kai broke Rei's tea cup, pissing Rei off, which resulted in the battle you see before you!"
<p>Kyouji gave a nervous "Heh heh", then cleared his throat. "Guys, I think I found something you should all see."
<p>"CAN THIS WAIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Rei and Kai yelled in perfect unison, now trying to beat the living crap out of each other. There was now a cloud of dust around them, adding to the aura-flame and anger signs.
<p> Kyouji shook his head. "It probably could, but I think it could be of some importance to you" They ignored him. "GuysGuys. Guys! GUYS!!!!!!!!!"
<p>Rei and Kai stopped, their hands clutching each other's shirt collars. They were staring at Kyouji, as were Max and Takao, who was standing with his hands held tightly to his sides and shaking from frustration.
<p>"NowWould you all be so kind as to come HERE?!" Everyone scrambled over quickly, wasting no time. Kyouji sat at his laptop, finding a biography on an Arizona girl online. "This is what I wanted to show you."
<p>Max was gapping. "Hey! I know who she is! That's Kael Harpleye! She's lent a lot of technology to the BBA, especially when it started the Beyblade franchise!" He sighed. "We owe a lot to her"
<p>"Right, Max," Kyouji replied. "But here's something you should read on here. ALL of youRead it thoroughly, because I-"
<p>"Look!" Kai was pointing halfway down the computer screen. "Read that paragraph!"
<p>"Kai! You smudged my screen!"
<p>"It starts just under Kai's fingerprint. Let's see" Rei began to read it out loud.
<p>" Young Kael dedicated her life to the BBA and loved all she had to do with it. Unfortunately, three days after the interview above, she mysteriously disappeared. According to her family, she was last seen wearing a light blue shirt with a green upside down stick figure on it, and long bell-bottom jeans. Her family fears the worse, and that she- Takao, move your finger! I can't read it!"
<p>"Gomen-nassai!"
<p>"Anyway Her family fears the worse, and that she might have been captured, raped, and killed. No one is sure what happened, but this writer wants to know one thing: who would so such an intolerable, and merciless act on a fourteen, going on fifteen, year old girl?!"
<p>Kai leaned back on his hands. "Pfftdo I believe this? NotI think it's all a hoax"
<p>"Kai might be right, Kyouji," Max mussed. "I never heard about this. And why'd you want to show us this???"
<p>"THIS is why." Kyouji went to his e-mail, and clicked on one titled "Hoax? Fact or Fiction?" Kyouji crossed his arms in satisfactory as it opened. "Read." Kai read it aloud this time.
<p>" You're THE Kyouji from the Bladebreakers, right? Well, I'd like to congratulate you and your team on your win in the tournament. I've always enjoyed reading about you all, and your Holybeasts as well. You all have Byyako, Genbu, Suzaku, and Seriyu, right? The four legendary Holybeasts? Well, they're interesting as well. I'm going to be in Japan in a few days. Would you and the rest of the Blade Breakers mind coming to meet me at the airport? Terminal f16? Great! Can't Wait! Oh, and My name is Kael Harpleye" Kai's voice trailed off as he looked from the screen to Kyouji.
<p>"Did you answer?" he asked hurriedly.
<p>Kyouji shook his head violently. "No, and I wasn't going to unless you guys wanted me to. And I figured you wouldn't because, as you said, it's a hoax. I traced this e-mail to Sacramento California. I tried to hack into her computer, but she's got a firewall that almost fried Dizzi's hard drive."
<p>"Yeah!" Dizzi agreed. "I'm not tracing another e-mail ever again, and you can't make me chief!"
<p>"I know, Dizzi"
<p>"So she's still alive and well," Rei mussed, rereading the e-mail. "Well, that's an interesting developmentSo what will we do?"
<p>Kai snatched Dizzi up. "Simple" An evil grin crossed his face. "We reply to her"
<p>"You're going to reply?" Max asked in disbelief. "Seriously?"
<p>"No, I'm just going to type a letter, pretend to send it to the tooth-fairy, then delete it," Kai replied sarcastically. "Yes, seriously, I'm going to reply." He cracked his knuckles.
<p>"Ooooo!" Dizzi moaned. "I HATE it when guys like him do that just before they start typing! It just hurts listening!"
<p>"Quit your bellyaching. And no smart remarks about you not having a belly." Kai began typing, ignoring Dizzi's protests.
<p> Kael,
<p> This is Kai Hiwatari, the possessor of Suzaku. I'm using Kyouji's e-mail and am responding because he doesn't know what to say to your e-mail. It seems your disappearance was a hoaxjust as I thought
<p> You see, just before we read your e-mail, we read your biography and about your so-called disappearance. I had a feeling it was all lies. And after reading your e-mail, I find that my theory was correct. I hope I didn't disappoint you on thinking that I would believe the storyIt was terribly written, I'm sorry to say.
<p> Back to your e-mail. You say you're coming to Japan? Well, have a nice trip, Miss Harpleye. And will we meet you? Only Rei Kon, owner of Byyako, and I will meet up with you. After all, we are the oldest of the group. And the best way to meet someone is if the oldest fetches him or her, if you catch my drift. You seem to be a sophisticated young lady, so I'm sure you will understand
<p> Well, now that that is settled, We shall meet you in three days time at terminal F16.
<p> Signed, Kai Hiwatari
<p>"You sound so gentlemanly," Takao said after reading Kai's response.
<p>Kai gave Takao a glare before hitting "send" on the computer. "You think you could type something better? I'd like to see you try."
<p> "Oh, bite me!" Takao countered lamely.
<p>Max rolled his eyes. "Well, now what will we do? Just sit around and do nothing?"
<p> "Sure," Rei said at length, lying back on the floor next to Kai. "Why not? We can sleep. Catch up on all the Z's we missed during the championship." He yawned hugely. "Who's with me?"
<p>Takao and Max wasted no time in yelling, "I AM!!!!!!!!!" This outburst caused Kai to whack the two in the back of the head.
<p>"Stop yelling! We're right next to you! Do you have to go back to kindergarten??? It's called, inside voices!" Kai hissed.
<p>Rei laughed. "You're yelling too, Kai," he pointed out.
<p>Kyouji left, sighing and taking Dizzi with him.
<p>"Yeah, whatever"Kai muttered, lying on the floor lazily. "Lay down, shut up, and go to sleep."
<p>-Kael's computer-
<p>Kael smiled mischievously as she read the e-mail Kai had sent. "WellYou're a smart one, Kai HiwatariYou saw through phase one of the plan" She turned to Tessa. "While I'm gone, I want you to e-mail me. Not willy-nilly, okay? Only if it's important."
<p>Tessa nodded. "Okay. Only if it's important. I got it."
<p>"Good" Kael hissed. "I'll have my hands full over thereAfter all, Kai Hiwatari seems smarter than I thought."
<p>Tessa blinked. "umWhose Kai Hiwatari???????"
<p>Kael moaned. "I've told you a dozen times. He's the owner of Suzaku. You know, the giant phoenix? You should know!"
<p>Tessa thought about it for a while, then shook her head. "nope, never heard of them." She smiled nervously as Kael moaned again. "Sorry, cuz!"
<p>"Argh! This is so infuriating!" The fourteen-year-old hit her head on her desk, causing her keyboard to press all these buttons. "God help me!"
<p>Tessa giggled. "There's no help for you!"
<p>"Oh god, I know"
<p>-Three days later, the airport, gate F16-
<p>Kai tapped his foot irritably. "Why the hell are we here again???"
<p>Rei sighed as he looked at the nearest clock. "Like I told you less then fifteen minutes ago, We're here because of your bright idea to respond to Kael Harpleye's e-mail and tell her that you and I would meet her here."
<p>Kai blinked. " Shenme???? " he yelped in flawless mandarin Chinese. "Okay, next time I do something like that, hit me!" Rei nodded.
<p>"Yeah, sure, let myself get kicked in the ass" he replied. He looked up. "She's here."
<p>Sure enough, when Kai looked up, he saw Kael Harpleye in all her glory, meaning her hair was a mess and she didn't have her make-up on. "All her glory" was a sarcasm remark. He heard Rei choke back a laugh.
<p>"Oh, that's priceless!" he giggled. "Where's a camera when you need one!" He laughed for moment until Kael walked over.
<p>"Kai Hiwatari? Rei Kon?"
<p>Kai nodded.
<p>Rei stopped laughing, although it was a hard effort. "Nihao! Ni zen me yang?"
<p>Kael laughed. "Nihao! Hen Hao! Ni zen me yang?" she replied.
<p>"Hen Hao." Rei looked at Kai. "She's got flawless Mandarin!"
<p>"I've been practicing the basics," Kael replied, pulling out a thick book, filled with mandarin. "My cousin's learning too."
<p>Rei smiled. "Well, your doing really well!"
<p>Kai rolled his eyes. "c'mon" He turned to leave when he heard a loud RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!! He turned back around to see the duffel bag Kael had been carrying ripped at the seams of the shoulder strap.
<p>"oops" Kael muttered as she tried to pick up her bag in her skinny little arms. Rolling his eyes, Kai walked over and picked it up in one arm. "C'mon"
<p>Kael looked at Kai and blushed. "Thank you"
<p>Kai scoffed and walked off, Rei at his heels. "Hurry, Miss Harpleye!"
<p>Kael smiled evilly. "Oh, they are so gullible. Takao will be the most. Kai and Rei will be trickyBut I'll have them" She laughed until Rei yelled to her.
<p>"COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<p>-Takao's house-
<p>Max was being brainwashed by the TV again when Rei, Kai, and Kael arrived. "TV." He drooled from the side of his mouth.(Nice mental image.--.--;)
<p>Kai hit Max over the head with Kael's bag to get his attention. " 'Ey. Brat-face is here. Say hi to your fellow American."
<p>Max was about to hiss over being hit, when he looked over at Kael. They each exchanged a smile, then said in exact unison, "Watta ya see, watta ya know?" They laughed.
<p> "Max Mizuhara?" Kael assumed, getting several nods.
<p>"Yup!" Max beamed. "pure-bread New York blood!"
<p> "Damn American's" Kai hissed, dropping Kael's stuff in a corner.
<p> "Awwh, shuddup, Russian!" Max growled. "We beat your Nazi ass after the Holocaust, and you know it!" Max yelped as Kai suddenly appeared in his face.
<p>"Did you just call me a Nazi?!" Kai yelled. "Oh, you will not live to here anymore about the Holocaust!" He tried to beat the Crap outta Max, and he would have succeeded had Rei not grabbed him around the waist and drug him off. "Get off of me! I'm gonna beat that rosy-white ass of his till it's black and blue!"
<p>Max looked at the back of his pants. "How would he know if I had a rosy white ass???"
<p>Kael laughed. "You guys are great! A real hoot! But where's Takao Kinomiya?" she asked.
<p>"Probably eating again," Max replied. "C'mon, we'll go find him." He stood up, almost reluctantly, and walked to the kitchen, Kael at his heels.
<p>Upon entering, they noticed that Rei had tied Kai to a chair with gardening twine. Max sweatdropped. "ouch" Then he saw Takao in the corner, stuffing his face with sushi once again. Max laughed. "Takao! Our guest has arrived!"
<p>Takao looked up, swallowed, then smiled. "Moshi moshi!"
<p>Kael smiled. "Moshi moshi, Kinomiya Takao!"
<p>Takao laughed. "She's better than me! Ha! This'll be great!"
<p>Kai was still fighting against the garden twine, now biting it in his attempt to be freed. "MustBite throughTwine! GrrrrrOW!" HE let go, sucking on the blood from his tongue. "Grrrryour next, Rei!"
<p>Rei sweatdropped. "After the twine or after Max?" he dared to ask.
<p>"Max," Kai answered simply, going back to knawing on the twine.
<p>Again, Rei sweatdropped. "Then I have enough time to run and hide!" And with that, he left at a jog.
<p> "Get back here, you pathetic excuse for a White tiger!!!!!!!" Kai yelled.
<p>Rei came back, a black flame aura around him. "What'd you just call me?"
<p>Kai smiled evilly. "A pathetic excuse for a white tiger. A scaredy cat. A fraidy kittenAny other names you want???"
<p>Rei untied Kai. "You. Me. Now. Out back."
<p> "Fine then." Kai hissed. "You first, then the ape." They left, yelling every curse they could think of: English, japanese, Manderain, Cantonese, Russian, German, etc.
<p>Kael sweatdropped. "They won't really hurt each other, will they?"
<p>Max shook his head. "Nah, they'll just wear each other out. Leave each other panting insanely on the ground. And they don't really hate each other. This kinda stuff is the way Kai shows that he cares. Rei just gives it right back." He looked outside, and sweatdropped. "Althoughthere are times when they may actually mean it"
<p>Takao rolled his eyes. "They don't. They're just both irritated and need to blow off some steam.
<p>Kael looked at him. "Irritated, about what?"