Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Daydreams Come True ❯ Kon ( Chapter 5 )

I do not own Bleach or any of the characters.

 

As I've written Daydreams Come True I've realised it should have been called Consequences because Kon's visit has proved to have consequences for more than one person. So, of course, (warning, bad pun ahead), this chapter is called:

 

Kon(sequences)

 

Kon was furious. `How dare they treat me like this!' he thought. `Leaving me out in the rain all night. I could catch a cold and be really sick, or maybe I will catch pneumonia. I might even die.' He imagined a big funeral with Rukia and Orihime crying. A large monument raised in his honour. Ichigo looking upset and guilty. Kon imagined hordes of woman hysterical with grief at his death. The thoughts did not make him any less angry but it helped to pass the time.

 

He did not know what was happening. Ichigo and Rukia were spending a lot of time together, alone. If he didn't think that Rukia had better taste he might suspect that she and Ichigo were……..No, Rukia had too much taste. Anyway, she had a chance with Kon. Kon was a much better choice than Ichigo. Better looking, well he thought Ichigo's body suited him more than it suited Ichigo. He smiled more, had more style. He was cooler than Ichigo. He was Kon!

 

All the same, he had been put out the window two nights in a row. Ichigo had only just got home and put him out the window despite all Kon's protests. Ichigo never listened to him. He had tried to hear what was going on in the room, but had no luck. In fact he had not really seen Ichigo and Rukia together for the last couple of days. As soon as one of them arrived home from school, Kon was put out the window. When Rukia and Ichigo had been called out to kill a hollow, they didn't even bother to put Kon in Ichigo's body.

 

That angered Kon even more. If he had the body he could have gone to see Orihime again. He had managed to get his hands on her boobs last time. They had felt so good. If only she had been a little less in control he may have even managed to have sex with her. But if he went back, soon, maybe she'd agree. As long as Ichigo hadn't spoiled his chances.

 

Kon started planning what he would do the next time he visited Orihime. The no talking was a good idea and the kissing. Maybe he should move a little faster. Get her shirt off in the first five minutes, then the rest of her clothes. Maybe he should try some of the things he had read in the reader's letters in the porn magazines he had found in Ichigo's room. Each reader's letter bragged that his technique made females wild. Kon wasn't too sure about sucking someone's elbow, but one guy wrote that had worked. If it was for Orihime, he would suck her elbow. Nibbling her ear would be fine. He drew the line at toe sucking. That was just gross.

 

As Kon daydreamed about his next visit to Orihime he was startled to notice that the window had opened and Ichigo was bringing him back into the room. Rukia was standing with her phone in her hand.

 

`It's more than one hollow, Ichigo. As it's early you'll have to put Kon in the body so your family don't get suspicious,' Rukia said, looking serious.

 

`Ok Rukia,' Ichigo replied equally serious.

 

It took only a moment for Ichigo to appear in Soul Reaper form and Kon to finally be in the body. He frowned so he wouldn't appear too pleased.

 

`Can't I come with you? I've hardly seen you, Rukia. Don't you love me anymore?' he whined, hoping that the answer would be no to the first question.

 

`No, Kon. Stay here. I don't know how long we will be,' Rukia replied, answering his first question and maybe the last question as well.

 

Kon breathed a quick sigh of relief. His plan had worked. He thought Ichigo and Rukia seemed a little preoccupied but that was their problem.

 

Rukia and Ichigo left through the window. Kon waited impatiently for five minutes, just to make sure they weren't coming back. He quickly looked in the mirror while he waited. He looked so good in Ichigo's body. He smiled at his reflection. Orihime would beg him for sex when she saw him.

 

He left through the window and quickly went to Orihime's house. He noticed that the street light outside her building was out and the light was out in the hallway as well. `Must be a power failure', he thought. `I'm not going to lose this chance just because of a power failure.'

 

He made his way slowly to Orihime's room using the walls as a guide and knocked quietly on her door. The door opened. Heavy curtains obscured the light from the windows. He could hardly see. He started to say Orihime's name, but remembered he did not want to talk. It might give him away.

 

`Why didn't they make Mod Konpaku's with special sight as well,' he thought. `I'm going to have to go by touch and sound.'

 

He walked very slowly toward where he heard someone breathing. She was standing close to the door, as expected. As Kon got closer he could feel the heat of her body close by.

 

`That must be Orihime', he thought. He quickly reached out his hands and tried to embrace the person. He pressed his lips to where he thought her face might be and found he was kissing an ear. He noticed that Orihime had changed shape. He quickly groped what he thought was the front of her chest. How could Orihime have gone flat? No boobs. The hair was too short. Come to think of it, the person did not smell like Orihime when he was close. Whoever it was wore the same perfume, but the other smells were wrong. What was going on?

 

Suddenly the lights were turned on. Dazzled by the sudden brightness, Kon let go of Orihime (?) and shielded his eyes.

 

`Surprise, surprise, Ichigo, or should I say, Kon,' drawled a familiar voice. A familiar voice he did not expect, or want to hear, right now.

 

`I see you follow instructions, Kon. For example the instructions you were given less than 15 minutes ago to stay home,' the voice continued. `You're good at sharing information as well. I remember asking you two nights ago what you had been doing, but never received an answer. I know what you were doing,' Ichigo said.

 

Kon, eyes finally adjusted to the light, looked around the room. Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime and some guy he hadn't seen before were standing there looking at him. All of them had their arms folded. No one seemed particularly surprised or happy to see him. Orihime looked almost angry, while the new guy had a very hard, unreadable expression on his face and he seemed rather flushed. Rukia and Ichigo looked both furious and slightly amused.

 

Why did the new guy look so flushed? Wait a minute. He was standing near the new guy. He had been kissing the new guy? He had kissed a guy! Orihime and Rukia would never look at him the same way. His reputation. What would happen to his reputation?

 

`Well, Kon? Do you have anything to say,' asked Rukia.

 

`I didn't know I was kissing a guy,' Kon stuttered. He thought he should clear that up now. It was important. `Why was he wearing Orihime's perfume?'

 

`That guy is Uryu Ishida. He wore the perfume just to see what you would do, if you thought he was Orihime. He worked out what you did two nights ago and wanted to prove that he was correct for Orihimes' sake. Uryu planned this little party, just for you, Kon,' Ichigo said. `A little thank you party from Orihime, Rukia, Uryu and me.'

 

`You don't need to thank me,' Kon said quickly. `I didn't really do anything.'

 

`I wouldn't say that, Kon,' said Orihime with a catch in her voice. `I would say that kissing me and misleading me was something. I thought you were Ichigo.' She started crying. Uryu put an arm around her gently, to comfort her.

 

Kon was enraged. `Don't touch Orihime,' he said.

 

`I don't think you have the right to tell anyone what to do, Kon', said Rukia. `I think you are in more trouble than you realise. We warned you to stay at home each time we went out. You don't know much about this world, or people,' Rukia paused. `Remember, we prevented your death.'

 

Kon went pale. `You're not going to let Kisuke destroy me, are you? I don't think you'd do that. I was only trying out the body, seeing what it was like to act like a human. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. You know I don't know much about humans. You never let me have the body for very long. It was just some fun, just a bit of harmless kissing and um stuff.'

 

Kon quickly looked around the room. His pleading hadn't relieved the situation. Ichigo and Rukia looked angry and Orihime was still crying. Kon didn't want to look at the new guy. That would be too embarrassing. Maybe he should try to escape through the door. He moved quickly, but not fast enough. Ichigo was at the door, ready to stop him.

 

`You don't want to leave so soon, do you Kon? After we went to all this trouble to surprise you,' asked Ichigo, softly with menace in his voice.

 

`You really don't understand, do you Kon? Humans have feelings, not just desires. You hurt Orihime's feelings with your `harmless kissing and stuff,' Rukia said, her voice hard. She looked at him with scorn.

 

`I'm sorry. Okay? You're making me feel guilty and I don't like the feeling. I don't know why you humans indulge in these emotions. They're awful. I think I would prefer it if you pounded me, like you normally do, Rukia. It would be better than the guilt. I don't know much about this emotion stuff, and I don't really want to. I don't like to be lectured,' Kon whined.

 

`If you are going to live in the real world, you have to know about humans,' Rukia said.

 

`I don't know, Rukia. I like his suggestion', Ichigo said. `I'd prefer to pound him. Only, not in my body. I'd feel the pain when I get back in. I know Mod Konpaku's are meant to be smart, but I think this one has a slow learning curve.'

 

`I don't like to see anyone hurt, but I'll make an exception in this case. Just don't hurt him too much. No, don't hurt him. Maybe if we talk to him….' Orihime voice trailed off.

 

Uryu smiled grimly. `You are too gentle, Orihime. Talking will have little effect. Beating him may have some impact. I don't see why I can't participate. I became involved through no fault of my own. I need a little physical exercise and my ear will never be the same,' Uryu shuddered slightly in distaste.

 

Kon started to back away, forgetting that all the exits were blocked. He was scared. Rukia and the new guy looked serious and Ichigo looked almost happy. Kon didn't like it when Ichigo looked happy. Quickly, Ichigo returned to his own body and Kon was once again a powerless plush toy.

 

`He's sort of cute like that,' observed Orihime. `Do you really have to……'

 

`Orihime. I remember your tears and your pain. I know you do not like to see anyone hurt. Maybe you should make tea, while we instruct Kon in the finer points of emotions,' Uryu suggested.

 

`Um okay,' Orihime went to make the tea.

 

`Orihime, don't let them hurt me. Rukia, Rukia, would you hurt someone who loves you so much. Ichigo, you need me. New guy, um you've got nice ears. I wasn't serious. I'd prefer a lecture. Lecture me all you want. I'll even listen to you,' Kon was desperate to get away. No one was listening to him! It was so unfair.

 

All Kon could think of for the next few minutes was pain and trying to escape. To add to the physical pain he realised that his chances with Orihime were zero. She knew too much. He wished Rukia didn't like stomping on him so much. Sometimes he managed to peek up her skirt, but this time didn't have a chance.

 

Orihime returned with the tea. `Please stop,' she said. `I think it will be a slow process to make Kon understand the human world. I just ask that you keep him away from me, especially when he is substituting for you, Ichigo.'

 

Kon lay there in pain, part of his stuffing exposed. He waited until he felt he could move again. He slowly raised his head. He noticed that Rukia and Ichigo were sitting very near each other. Uryu was paying close attention to Orihime, gazing at her with a smile on his face. What was going on? Ichigo and Rukia did not normally sit so close. Why was the new guy being so protective of Orihime?

 

After he had finished his tea, the new guy seized Kon.

 

`No, no more. I'll leave Orihime alone,' Kon shrieked.

 

The new guy ignored his shrieks and removed a sewing kit from his pocket. Within a few minutes, Kon was repaired. All his stuffing was back in place. Kon had screamed and whimpered while the repairs were made.

 

`I was almost inclined to sew his mouth shut, said Uryu, `but that would make it difficult for you to use the pill. Pity. The din he creates must be quite annoying.'

 

`Believe me, it is. Orihime, again I apologise for Kon's behaviour. What he did was unforgivable. I only hope we can put this behind us. I like being your friend,' said Rukia.

 

`Yeah, I'm sorry too,' said Ichigo looking embarrassed. `I think we better go home. We'll replace the light bulb in the hallway on our way out.'

 

Ichigo picked up Kon by his tail. Before Kon could protest Ichigo said, `Shut up. You have nothing to say that I want to hear.'

 

The anger in the words stunned Kon. He shut his mouth.

 

As Ichigo and Rukia walked home, Kon barely listened to their conversation. He was caught up in his own thoughts. Life was going to be more difficult. He knew Rukia and Ichigo would watch him more carefully and he would probably have very restricted access to the body.

 

When they arrived back in Ichigo's room, Kon was flung onto the floor. He prepared for another stomping or a lecture but Ichigo and Rukia ignored him. He looked at them. Ichigo was kissing Rukia and she was allowing it. Kon rubbed his eyes. There must be something wrong with the repairs. His eyes weren't working. He rubbed his eyes again. Ichigo and Rukia were still kissing. Rukia wasn't pushing Ichigo away. She appeared to be enjoying the kiss.

 

`No, no. Not that. Please not that. Not my Rukia with Ichigo,' Kon cried in shock.

 

`Oops. Forgot about him. By the way Kon, we really need to thank you for making it possible for Ichigo and I to realise our true feelings. Two nights ago we discovered that we love one another. We want to spend time together, alone. You'll probably be spending more time out the window. Just think, if you hadn't visited Orihime, none of this would have happened,' Rukia explained.

 

`The weather forecast is for a little rain, but you can cope with that, can't you,' continued Rukia sweetly, as she put him out the window.

 

As Kon hung from the window, the rain pelting down, he realised that perhaps he had done something wrong. His visit to Orihime had made her angry with him. For some reason it had encouraged Ichigo and Rukia to fall in love. Why would that have been? And the new guy, Uryu. He was obviously in love with Orihime. Kon felt like crying. All his hopes were gone. Worst of all, he'd kissed a guy. He just knew Ichigo would never let him forget.

 

He just hoped that there were no further problems caused by his visit. He was in enough trouble.

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I can't take Kon very seriously.

 

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