Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Fun Time ❯ Begin ( Prologue )

Las Noches Kids

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach

 

A little AN I am new to this so plez forgive me if this starts out weird thanks yous

 

As Orihime looked through her high window, she wondered what will happen to her. She sighed as the door to her room opened. “Aizen-sama has requested your audience onna” said Ulquiorra. “Hai” responded Orihime as she follows him through the many white hallways of las noches. When Ulquiorra opened the doors of Aizen`s throne room Orihime found herself in the room with Aizen, Gin, and Szayel. “Orihime I need you to help Szayel with some of his work don't worry it is not dangerous and Ulquiorra will be there if something was to get out of hand” Aizen said.

 

After 3 weeks with 4 exploding chemicals, 10 chemical showers, and 14 large fires what Szayel was working on was complete. Also in those 3 weeks Orihime was able to bond with Ulquiorra a little bit and with Aizen who is not as cruel as she made him out to be. On the last day of the 3 weeks Orihime wanted to ask Aizen something. “What do you need Orihime” Aizen said with a smile. ”W-w-w-we-we-well can I cook you and the espada lunch Aizen-sama if you don't want me to I understand” Orihime said as she didn't meet Aizen's brown eyes.

 

“Sure you can but do you need anyone in the kitchen with you”,” anyone who can cook good enough “ ,”fine Yammy and Ulquiorra will be with you Yammy can cook while Ulquiorra protect you from any harm just in case and he can cook” said Aizen to a bewildered Orihime.”Thank you so much Aizen-sama “Orihime said has she quickly bowed and went out of the room. When she left Gin appeared “hey ya Aizen don't cha think it's an ittle unsafe for the caged bird to cook for the bird keepers”,” don't worry Gin Orihime is one of us now” Aizen said.

 

Orihime, Ulquiorra, and Yammy entered the kitchen. All espada 3, 5-6, 8-9 was in the kitchen already even Luppi who Aizen made Orihime bring back so he can become a fraccion to Nnoitora. Grimmjow and Nnoitora were arguing who was a better fighter. Luppi was hitting on Harribel who wasn't even paying attention to him. Szayel was transferring liquids to and fro contains. Aaroniero was in the corner watching with amusement.

They were able to clear the kitchen out but when they did Szayel mixed two very important labels together. The pink liquid was very dangerous and its label was DON'T TOUCH, DRINK, and OR OPEN YOU'LL BE SORRY. While a blue liquid was harmless and the label was FELL FREE TO USE WILL NOT CAUSES POMBLEMS LATER. The labels switched and the 2 large containers were left in the open free to anyone's use.

 

In the big room where they have chairs and tables to eat. (Ummm oh it's called a dining room lets go with that). Almost all of the espada was there Aizen, Gin, Tosen, Harribel, Nnoitora, Grimmjow, Szayel, and Aaroniero. Also Luppi and Wonderweiss were there with them. However they all seem calm on the outside but in the inside it was a different story. (5) I wonder what Pet-sama making for us keh, keh, keh, that dress of hers is made her huge breast stand out mmmmmm. (9) I wonder if Rukia would pick me over that damn strawberry. (3) I swear if Luppi hits on me one more time I am going to fucking kill him. (6) I wonder if Ulquiorra fucked that girl yet or if he'll kill Nnoitora and me if we touch her. (8) Goddamn it I hope nobody messed with the container with the pink liquid, who know but me what the danger is of that entering the body of anyone. Not mattering how powerful the person is. (Tosen) I hope Aizen knows what s he doing, oh how cute Wondeweiss is played with that rubber ball. (Wonderweiss, in his head) bouncing, bouncing pretty ball I hope pretty butterfly lady is doing something good.

 

 

In the kitchen Orihime was making the main course and dessert. While Ulquiorra made the appetizers and dessert. Well Yammy was really good at making side dishes, so he did just that. While working on dessert Orihime and Ulquiorra shared some touches and some stolen glances. At one and other Yammy saw but decided to keep his mouth stup up because he wanted to live. So the food was done and just in time to they could hear the espada get restless.

 

“I SAY I CAN DEFENT THE FUCKING STRAWBERRY WITHOUT ANYONE`S HELP SO STUP THE FUCK UP YOU GAYASS MAN WHORE” (Grimmjow). “WELL YOU`LL STILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE DAMNED STRAWBERRY AND JUST BECAE I ANALY RAP- I MEAN FUCK MOST OF MY FRACCION DOESN`T MEAN I A ASSGAY RAPIST SO PUT THAT UP YOUR ASS” (Nnoitora). “Both of you stup the fuck up Nnoitora I can back up on Grimmjow`s theory of you anal raping your MALE fraccion, but the food is coming and I don't feel like making everyone sick with your weird pervertness.

 

The appetizers were made of Garlic bread and Greek salad. Only Harribel, Tosen and Wonderweiss who pointed at the bread which Tosen got for him was the ones who touched the appetizers. When the side dishes came out everyone take some of it. The side dishes were made out of tomato soup, bean soup, and chicken soup. Also with that there were mozzarella sticks they can dip in this (special) sauce. When the main course came out everyone was surprised at how well it looked gggooooooodddd. It was a pig a pig it was roasted and what looked liked it was dipped it red honey sauces with cranberry juice.

 

The pig didn't survive. “So Pet-sama what was the pig dipped in blood, gravy, red semen, what the fuck was on the pig women” Nnoitora said as he tried to get to Orihime while being held back by Yammy. Grimmjow was laughing his fucking head off while Orihime explained. “Well I roasted the pig thanks to Ulquiorra `s and Yammy `s help I'll have to tell you after we bring out the dessert”. Yammy and Ulquiorra went into the kitchen and got out the HUGE cake. While Orihime went and got a big bowl of what looked liked topping for the cake.

 

A pool was forming out of all most everyone's mouth. “Ok who wants a slice?” asked Orihime who eyes widen to see Nnoitora jump at her. She closed her eyes has she waited for the blow but it never came. She looked and saw Ulquiorra dragging Nnoitora to his chair. The cold look Ulquiorra gave to Nnoitora was so cold that the room dropped a couple of degreases. When Orihime finished giving out all of the dessert plates she then told them what was in the food. Their faces on nothing but pure shock and terror has she kept eating her dessert.

 

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