Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Fun Time ❯ WTF part 2 ( Chapter 7 )

Like I said before Who ever answered my questions and got 2/3 or all of the right will get a chapter of Azien or one/all of the espada do something inhuman. That will come after WTF part 3

 

The answers were:

My name is Ashlee
My mother has brown eyes
My friend Tyler is fat and very funny

 

Now then on with the show

 

“We're going to play a game” Azien said. The order of the group was Szayel, Harribel, Nnoitora, Ulquiorra, Orihime, Kaida, and Grimmjow from front to back. Azien fixed his eyes on the men. “I want to play wrongful tag.”

Azien leaped and the group scattered. Harribel was with Nnoitora and Szayel. Ulquiorra was with Orihime and Grimmjow was with Kaida.

Tosen went after Harribel and her group.

Gin went after Grimmjow and Kaida.

Azien went after Ulquiorra and Orihime.

 

But something happened that conform some rumors of Azien and his 2 `followers'

 

Out of nowhere 3 microphones came out and ended up in Azien's, Gin's, and Tosen's hands.

Azien-blab

Tosen-blab

Gin-blob

 

Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
Oh, I love you Ken!

 

Somewhere in the middle of the song they changed clothes. All if them was wearing a mini skirt, a long shelved tight top, and 5 inch heels. Azien was wearing pink, Gin was wearing red, and Tosen was wearing purple. Everyone ran. “Why are you running? We just wanna play tag. ” Azien said as he and Gin plus Tosen ran after the running group. The espadas and Orihime ran and sharply turned a corner running into Yammy. “Hey guys my socks tas-” that was all he said before he was ran over. Before the group had a chance to leave the hallway, Yammy reached out and grabbed someone's leg. Unfortunately it was Kaida's.

 

“AH!!!!” screamed Kaida as she fell and hit her head hard on the ground. “Oh a play toy can I keep it Aziena (Azien)” asked Gin has he started to drag Yammy by his feet with ease. “If course Gina (Gin). But don't break him because when I get my toy I won't share.” Azien said helping Gin drag Yammy. “Oh look another play thing” Azien said reaching for Kaida who was half awake.

 

Orihime stopped when she realized that Kaida had fallen by her scream. Orihime turned around to help but Ulquiorra tugged on her arm to tell her to get moving. Then everyone stopped see that Orihime and Ulquiorra trying to keep Kaida out of Azien's grip. They watched the tug of war over Kaida with Orihime and Ulquiorra. Grimmjow had enough. The song that they sung told him to be afraid, be very afraid of what they can do.

 

Grimmjow walked over to Azien and his group. “OMG is that shoe sales 3 for 1 price with Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp wearing nothing but thongs?!”

Faster than lighting the men turned their head and ran down the hallway. Gin didn't want to let go of his toy. All Grimmjow want was Kaida so they could get away from the freaks. Grimmjow when and flash-stepped onto Yammy's hand. Yammy left go at the brutal force put on his hand. In pain he let go with Gin dragging him.

“Please no don't leave me with them!!!!” Yammy's cries for help faded as did the men. Grimmjow carried Kaida who started bleeding heavily in Grimmjow's arms. Orihime and Ulquiorra fly backwards.

By backwards I mean Ulquiorra held his balance but, Orihime flew, knocked him over and both of them over. He landed in between her boobs.

Mumbling came from Orihime's boobs. She pulled him out. Ulquiorra was a bit light headed. “I couldn't breathe, woman”

“Sorry Ulquiorra” Orihime said helping Ulquiorra up.

“Let's go I'm afraid of what their do if they come back.” Orihime said.

“She is right let's get somewhere safe so we can think of a plan.” Harribel said walking away. Orihime, Ulquiorra, and Grimmjow carrying Kaida followed Harribel's fast strides. “Wait” Orihime said “Where's Nnoitora and Szayel?”

Harribel shook her head and kept moving. “If Nnoitora gets horny he knows how to locate me.”

 

 

Somewhere dark

“Eh Szayel where are we?”

“I don't know. But are you touching my crotch?”

“Maybe, but are you grabbing my ass”

“No hold on I think I found a light switch.” Szayel flicked the switch and semi bright light filled the room. Szyael looked down and saw a care bear handing his balls. Nnoitora look down and saw a care bear hugging him. “What the fuck, Szayel was you messing around with toys again?”

“Maybe, I can't remember. But if these are the bears I forced to watch over 13 hours of Barney well…”

“Well what?” Nnoitora said kicking a bear away from him. The bear hit a switch which lit the rest of the room. Hundreds or thousands of care bears was looking at them. “We love you” all of them said.

“Should we run now?” Nnoitora asked

“I think we should. RUN!” Szayel yelled running for the magic door they came though. They got out and ran like hoes from the po-pos (police).

“I think we lot them,” Szyael said looking back. There was a huge wave of care bears chasing after them. “Shit Nnoitora don't look back,” Szayel said speeding way pass him. Nnoitora looked back; he screamed like a 5 year old and ran right beside Szayel.

“You know what Szayel fuck you and you're fucked up ways.”

They ran twisting a turning away from the bears who was singing Barney's song.

 

Back with the espada

Orihime healed Kaida and the group kept moving until they heard a funny sound. “Shh” Harribel said stopping everyone. “Did anyone hear that?” everyone stood there and stood still. The ground stated shaking wildly. Not everyone could hold his or her balance. Then they saw pink and black ran past them like a flash of lighting. Then they saw a huge wave of care bears running towards them. Ulquiorra picked up Orihime and ran, so did everyone else. They ran fast, turn, and twist corners to lose the bears, which did not work. All of them turned into a very long hallway and the bears were catching up. “This hallway is a storage place for crap so pick an open door and shut it quickly.” Szayel said trying to find an open door. Ulquiorra found one, ran into it with Orihime in his arms, and closed the door with his foot. Hearing the stampede of bears ran past the door both of them let out a sigh of relief. The space was nothing but a small table and a lamp. In other words, the space was somewhat small.

 

Ulquiorra set Orihime down since the space was small as it was already. With Orihime's body press up against him even for the fourth espada it was a bit hard to think of what their going to do “Ulquiorra how long will we been here?”

“I don't know woman. Just be quiet.” Ulquiorra said. He saw Orihime flinch at the coldness of his voice. Ulquiorra wrapped his arms around her and pulled her close. “You know I didn't mean it like that, Hime,” Ulqiuorra said getting close to her lips, to the point this was a feathery touch on both of their lips. Orihime wrapped her arms around Ulquiorra's neck and pulled herself closer. “I know” was all she said before both of them kissed long and hard. Ulquiorra backed Orihime into a wall and lifted her legs so they can wrap around his waist. Moans was hear thought out the small room. Ulquiorra pulled away so both of could catch their breath. Ulquiorra looked at her then felt pain that she was not ready. Not yet but soon. Until then he could have his fun right even if his leaders have gone gay on him.

 

With the others

Szayel, Harribel, and Nnoitora ran into another open door. As the room Ulquiorra and Orihime are in it was small. Therefore, Szayel was pushed into Harribel's boobs or more like suffocating in them while Nnoitora was squished between the wall and her ass. For them it was going to take away to figure this out.

 

Moreover,there weretwo

 

The bears were gaining on them until they were coming to a dead end. Kaida even though she and Grimmjow got off on the wrong foot she cannot leave him here. Kaida grabbed Grimmjow's arm, throw him and her into the room, and closed the door. Like the rooms, the others were trap, I mean, locked in. Kaida was press up against Grimmjow who tried to act as if he did not like it. Tension filled the air like a fart. Both stared at each other until one broke “I'm sorry for doing that to your dick.”

“It's fine now because I saved your from becoming those freaks sex toy.” Grimmjow said getting closer to Kaida who is not even paying attention. Both of them got close and kissed.

 

Now something is the air are is it the poison. On the other hand, maybe it is because it is spring. *hint* *hint*

 

Sorry,for the wait school and parents are riding my last nerve. Ay who thank you all for reading a get the Spanish question right?

Now vote L for lemon or NL for no lemon and ideas are welcome. No ideas the longer wait untilmaybe next month bye. -Ash