Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Ginger Snaps ❯ Chapter 5 ( Chapter 5 )

A/N: To clear things up - Jyuu is a secret pervert. Meaning that he tries to hide that side of himself and succeeds most of the time. However with Orihime around, he's starting to slip up...badly.

I don't own Bleach. If I did, the movie "Memoirs of a Nobody" would have made an ounce of sense or at least been semi-watchable.

Warning: Adult situations, conspiracies that are seven shades of illegal, and possible manga spoilers.

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With nothing left to discuss with Captain Unohana for the time being, Orihime decided to head back to her quarters and take a very cold shower to think about her options. Since coming to Soul Society, she did notice that on a personal level they operated for more liberally than any of the mortals she knew. Perhaps she was thinking about this all wrong, so she added this new issue to the list of things to talk to Rangiku about. With the amount of stuff to talk about, she was going to have to head over there early.

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It was afternoon before Orihime made it over to the Tenth division. She wanted to give Ran time to wake up from her hangover and clean up a bit before her visit. She knew she wasn't expected until much later in the afternoon and she wasn't sure if it would be appreciated in Ran's current state. Knocking on the door, she said a silent prayer that Rangiku would be sober this early in the afternoon.

Suddenly the door swung open, and Ran was standing there in all of her glory. Orihime breathed a sigh of relief to see that she was fully dressed and not drunk today. "Ack! You're early! Why are you so early?"

"Good to see you too." Orihime sent her a mock scowl.

Rangiku smiled sadly. "Girl, I'm sorry but I've spent every day since the final battle in some level of intoxication. The place looks like a bomb hit. Come in. Try to find somewhere to sit so we can chat. Do you want some tea?"

Orihime moved several dishes off the sofa and sat down. "No, I'm ok. I need to talk to you about a few things that are on my mind, and it just couldn't wait any longer."

"I'm so sorry I haven't been there to help you out, I've been working through some tough things myself. What do you want to discuss?"

"We need to talk about Gin."

Rangiku stiffened and her face closed off. "He's a traitor, and he's dead. There's not much to discuss."

"He wasn't a bad guy Rangiku. At least from what I saw, I don't think he was."

"What do you mean?"

"I-Im pretty sure he ran interference for me a few times while I was in Heuco Mundo." Seeing Ran's disbelieving look she pressed on, "Meaning he kept some of the nastier arrancar away from me. Don't get me wrong, he was definitely messed up mentally, but I don't think he was that bad per se. At least not as bad as some of the others. I just think he was absolutely terrified of Aizen and Kyoka Suigetsu. He once told me that Aizen's power is far beyond anyone's comprehension - and he wasn't smiling when he said it.

"He didn't deserve to die the way he did either. He already had the seki-seki collar on and he was no threat to anyone. The mob…"

"Enough! I can't live that moment again!" Rangiku had tears sliding down her face and took a few deep breaths to compose herself. "But it means a lot to me that at least one other person doesn't think he was a horrible man." She sniffed and hiccupped. "Can we talk about something else? Please?"

"Well, we could talk about my therapy session with Captain Unohana this morning. I need your opinion on a few things."

"Sounds good." Ran said while wiping away tears and composing herself.

Orihime blushed. "I don't really know where to begin. Unohana said that when I was in Heuco Mundo, I took on some of the characteristics of the hollows that resided there, and it seems to be effecting me, um…intimately."

Ran let out a watery laugh. "Ok, I take it you don't want to have insane kinky hollow sex? Mating hollows can get pretty wild I've heard." She started snickering.

Orihime was glad that she got Rangiku's mind off of Gin for a moment, but she couldn't contain the blush that was creeping down her neck. "Well, the more violent aspects should wear off in a few days, but I'm never going to have a normal sex life."

Ran sobered up slightly. "Have you noticed that most shinigami don't seem to have as many inhibitions as humans? Why do you think that is?" Seeing Orihime's confusion she continued, "We live forever, our bodies are nearly indestructible, and we have a high pain tolerance. Half the time having sex is like going into battle, it's exciting!

"You know what I need right now?" Rangiku plowed on ignoring the fact Orihime's face was about to burst into flames, "I need some hot animalistic sex. I need a man to leave bruises, and possibly put me in the Fourth overnight. You know, I bet that Renji would be really wild…if I could tear that bonehead away from Ichigo for half a second."

Orihime was mortified. "Oh my god you can't be serious!"

Before Rangiku could reply, there was urgent knocking coming from the front door.

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Fifteen minutes later, Rangiku returned. Her eyes were wide, she was jumping from foot to foot, and she could barely contain her glee. "I have the best gossip EVER!

"Kira just told me that Captain Ukitake was spanking it in the mens room next to the Fourth this morning! At first I was doubtful because, well, it's Ukitake. I can't even imagine him having sex. I mean, really. But Kira is amazing at sensing reiatsu even if the person is masking it. He swears it was Captain Ukitake. Sooooo, you're staying in the Fourth. Did you see him this morning? Hmmm?" she waggled her eyebrows suggestively.

"Ran, I didn't see…" She trailed off, because she didn't see Captain Ukitake at all, but she did hear him. Coughing. He was outside Captain Unohana's office this morning when she recounted her time with Ulquiorra! And then he was in the men's room…

Previous embarrassment forgotten, Orihime's eyes narrowed and she let white rage pulse through her veins for a moment. She then grit her teeth so hard she nearly ground off the enamel. Captain Ukitake left her panting and confused in a hallway. He let her think her actions were unwelcome and freakish. She was convinced there was something wrong with her and fucking cried about it. And here he was, masturbating in a fucking men's room over her captivity? And she was thinking she was depraved? She'll show him fucking depraved!

And then she let out a calm cleansing breath through her nose. Because she needed to come up with a plan. One that if she executed in the real world she would likely be thrown in jail for. A scheme that the old Orihime would NEVER give thought to. Finally after running several scenarios through her mind, she settled on one. She smirked. That old pervert won't even know what hit him.

She turned and smiled super bright to Rangiku. "I might have a way to solve both of our problems. Do you think we can go to the real world for about two hours?"

Ran's eyes twinkled. "I can pull some strings. Anything I should bring with me?"

"Cash"

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A/N: I absolutely hate writing dialogue. It gives me a headache, and I'm considering using ball gags on everyone in the next installment just to keep the conversations to a minimum.

Please note: Reviews do motivate me to write more dialogue, and if I write more dialogue we can get to the more important things in life - like porn. ;)