Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Hinamori's Diary ❯ How the chaos started ( Chapter 1 )

…I made another fanfic….this time it's Bleach…

XDDDDD ihaven't even finished Sasuke's back…anyways, enjoy.

 

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Hitsugaya….but I wish I did…

 

 

 

It was a sunny day in Soul Society, and Hitsugaya was doing the mountains of paperwork while Matsumoto was asleep.

 

Weeeee……flowers everywhere……wait, I'm naked and I'm running around a field of flowers…Bah! Who cares? As Long as taichou and the paperwork isn't here, I'm happy!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!! This would be perfect if a giant bottle of sake would appear.

“Matsumoto…”

Eh? That voice sounds familiar…

“Matsumoto….”

“AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1 DON'T EAT ME GIANT TAICHOU!!!”

 

“ Giant…taichou?”

 

“Ah, gomenasai, taichou. Hehehehe… I guess I was asleep.”

 

“I have no time for excuses Matsumoto, now, go do your paperwork?”

 

“GAH?! All of it? That'll take me a…a…a year to finish!!!”

 

“You'll be able to finish it if you don't drink tonight.”

 

“But…but taichou! Drinking is like breathing to me! Can't you do it alone taichou!”

 

“No,. I have been doing the paperwork for the past 3 weeks while you were sleeping Matsumoto.”

 

“ano….can't you do it for another week????” Matsumoto smiled at her taichou.

 

“NO! NOW GET TO WORK”

 

“Please.”

 

“no.”

 

“Please”

 

“No”

 

“please.”

 

“NO!!!!! SHADDAP MATSUMOTO AND DO YOUR WORK!” and her taichou was pissed.

 

“Eh….taichou, cool off…” And Histugaya left the office and took a walk around Seireitei.

 

Damn Matsumoto. If she was only doing her job instead of drinking all the time, I woudn't be in this hellhole. Now, I have no time to relax…why did I join the Shinigami anyway…? Yeh, that's right so that I could be with…

 

“Shirou-chan!” the beautiful Hinamori was running towards the prodigy, Hitsugaya Toushirou.

 

“ AH!?” Hitsugaya was startled…by his one and only ( I think o.O) weakness, Hinamori Momo.

 

“Shirou-chan? Are you ok?” And as usual Hinamori is concerned of HER shirou-chan.

 

“er..Yes and that's Hitsugaya taichou to you.”

 

“Aww, I want to call you Shirou-chan.” Hinamori smiled at him.

 

“uh..er…Whatever…” Hitsugaya was blushing. His face was as red as a tomato ( well, who woudn't blush when their love one simles at them?)

 

“Are you alright? You look really red.?”

 

“I'm alright. Don't mind me.”

 

“TAAAAAAAIIIIIIICCHHHHHHHHOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!” A familiar annoying voice shouted.

 

“Oh. No….” Hitsugaya's moment to confess ruined …by a person no other than…

 

“Matsumoto-san! Ohayou.” Hinamori was happy as usual.

 

“I told you, call me Rangiku. Sooooo….was I interrupting something? Eh, taichou?” Matsumoto had an evil grin.

 

“uh…NO!”

 

“So, when will you finally ask Hinamori-chan to be your Girl-“

 

“MATSUMOTO! What happened to the paperwork you were supposed to finish?”

“Uhh…er…I finished it!” she smiled.

 

“Just make sure you did Matsumoto.”

 

“Of course I did taichou…I mean just because I screw up sometimes doesn't mean I don't get my work done…right?”

 

Hitsugaya raised an eyebrow. “ Good. Because I have another pile of paperwork for you.”

 

Gawd…he doesn't stop does he? why can't he do it himself? He's a prodigy right? Besides, the taichou should be responsible for all the paperwork.

 

“Come, Matsumoto I will lead you to the paperwork….See you later Hinamori.” He said.

 

“Yes, See you later….shirou-chan…” Hinamori paused for a while. “ shirou-chan….you've grown fast..”

 

As Hitsugaya was leading Matsumoto to her doom, he noticed something as he passed the 5th Division's fukutaichou's room.

 

“Er…you go on Matsumoto…” he said as he was walking towards Hinamori's room.

 

“Thinking dirty thoughts eh, taichou?” Matsumoto gave him an evil grin.

 

Hitsugaya was blushing really, really hard. “ I don't know what you're talking about Matsumoto. Now, go to the office and do the paperwork.”

 

“Whatever taichou…but remember...wear a birth con-“

 

“SHADDAP MATSUMOTO!” the embarrassed taichou shouted. “

 

“Whatever…..Good Luck on what you're planning taichou!” and she left Hitsugaya.

 

Damn Matsumoto. What a perverted mind…Like I would do that to Hinamori….

 

Oh, but you would!

 

Who the hell are you? And how did you get on my shoulder?

 

I'm Perverted Hitsugaya.

 

Perverted WHO?

 

Hitsugaya, geez, what are you? Deaf? I am the perverted part of your brain and I have come to tell you to wear condom, cause once she gets babies it won't be pretty! Just lookit' your conscience! We have man babies!

 

Perverted Part of My brain? What are you, my conscience?

 

Hell no! Your conscience is a goody-two-shoesand I screwed him yesterday!….anyways….why dontcha do `it' to YOUR Hinamori? You know you want to….

 

What are you saying???!!! Get outta my mind!!!!

Hitsugaya finally stopped talking to his `perverted side' and looked around Hinamori's room ( Jeez, talk about invading someone's privacy). While he was invading, he stumbled upon a pink book.

 

“eh, what's this?” Hitsugaya raised a brow. He turned the book around and saw what was written.

 

“Hinamori's Diary……”

 

 

A/n: UGHHH!! This story will probably suck and I won't get any reviews…

Well, I just want all of you who's reading this to know that I am open to ideas and suggestions…but not to flames…please no flames...this is my first Bleach fanfic…

Omg! There's yaoi…..EI, DON'T BLAME ME!! BLAME MY SIBLING…-.-

 

P.S. some of you might notice that the first event that happened was similar to another story. Well….I want all of you to know that if I get enough reviews…I will make a Chapter 2 and put events that are not similar to any other story. And if you saw some event that are similar…please…I want you all to know that I have only read 4 bleach fanfics!!!! Gomenasai for the long note.