Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Holiday Wish Lists ❯ Chapter 1

Title: Wish List
Author: Dolphin_26
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Summary: Santa gets some very interesting requests this year. Multiple pairings mentioned some established and some that aren't. Established Ichigo x Toshiro, Rukia x Rangiku, other pairings hinted at.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of its characters, they belong to Tite Kubo.
AN: I meant to post this before Christmas but because of exams and packing for vacation I never got the time. This is just something that popped into my head and I wrote it in one night.
Italics= the letters to Santa
'..'= Santa's thoughts
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Far up north, deep in the land of ice and snow sits a place children know and dream of-Santa's workshop. Elves hustled and bustled frantically working to complete preparations for the upcoming night. Reindeer slept snuggly in their stalls, tired from the practice runs. Mrs. Claus was covered head to toe in flour as she supervised the baking of gingerbread men, cookies, and other sweets. Meanwhile, Santa sat in his office looking over some very interesting wish lists. They had been placed on his desk over a week ago and he still wasn't sure what to do with them. Making a trip to deliver gifts to the Soul Society was rare yet it wasn't the first one he had made; however, he had never seen so many lists there at the same time.

'I wonder where the missing Taicho has gone to.' Santa mused as he placed that list off to the side.

There wasn't anything he could say to in response to that one. 'Maybe this Zaraki fellow would like a martial arts video game.' Surely he isn't serious about fighting me. He quickly set that letter aside.

'What a sweet little child.' The next list was from two people.

That was an odd letter. 'I don't receive many threatening letters. Besides what could possibly be so bad about a happy child?'

'Sounds like someone has a kink or two.'

'What a sweet woman.'

That wasn't a bad letter.

Santa raised his eyebrows once he finished reading that letter. 'Seems like Rangiku is a yaoi fan girl'

Santa started to feel sorry for the two guys. 'They're pretty popular.'

Santa shivered.

Santa chuckled, ' He always asks for the same thing.'

That one was short, sweet, and to the point.

Sighing, Santa shook his head. There seemed to be a lot of unrequited feelings this year. Thankfully there were only two letters left.

I wish my Fukutaicho wasn't a drunk and would do her own paperwork.

I want to see Aizen's bleeding corpse (The real one).

All paperwork to disappear, I'm tired of doing it.

I wish my Fukutaicho would stop trying to smother me with her boobs.

For Ukitake to stop giving me candy.

A quiet Christmas so that I can spend it with my lover and his inner hollow.
Hitsugaya Toshiro

'He's the only one who ever numbers his list. Must be a side effect from all the paperwork.' Santa mused.

Out of all the letters he received, Santa liked this one the best. Somewhere in his desk sat last year's letter from Ichigo and Hichigo in which the only thing they wanted was for Toshiro to love them. Shaking his head, the jolly man decided it was time for a cookie and hot chocolate break. He’d deal with the individual requests afterwards. 'I think I need to have a talk with Cupid at the next meeting. There seems to be a lot of unrequited love in the Soul Society these days.'
Letters from the Soul Society were always interesting.