Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Jail buddies ❯ My Room mate ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer- I don't own bleach, if I did I'd be rich. I do not claim to own bleach. I would be in jail if I did, just like our friends here… oh was that a spoiler?

Not really, I did say there would be people coming right?

There's also his room mate who has yet to be revealed, but will be known in this chapter.

Toshiro- did you figure out what kon did?

Tba- *smile* NOPE!

Ichigo- *behind bars (in a cage in Tba's room)* HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WITH A SMILE??

Rukia- don't worry, we'll get you out of there! *sits at Tba's desk* and clicks stuff*

Orihime- Ano.. Kuchiki san, what are you doing?

Rukia- *starts typing* im writing some ideas down to get Ichigo out.

Ichigo- Oh! Good idea!

Tba-… on MY computer?

Everyboy-…

Toshiro- we'll we gotta go back to school now. *walks to door* hurry up.

Rukia- *jumps off chair* Hai! Hitsugaya taichou! *follows him*

Tba & Orihime- look at each other*…

Orihime- Do you want some ramen flavored ice cream?

Tba- *sweat drop* i.. ill pass..

Orihime- ok then! * walks out of the room*

Tba-… *sigh* walks over to Ichigo* … so, you want anything?

Ichigo- oh yeah. Lets see.. Maybe a pillow, some blankets, some food, the key, maybe a few magazines in here too.

Tba-.. im not falling for that. *shunpo-s up to the top of the cage and opens a hole* Here you go. *drops down blankets, pillow, chips, some sushi, and some magazines. *closes hole and jumps down to face Ichigo* are you happy now?

Ichigo-… you didn't give me the key.

Tba- *shrug* never said I would. Besides, I've given the key to someone.

Ichigo- who?

Tba- *smirk* the one you'd least expect. Oh! That's a good idea!

Ichigo- What?

Tba- if someone guesses who has the key and is right, ill give them the key, they can choose when to unlock the cage. That is IF they want to let you out.

Ichigo-.. WAIT. Your telling me, MY life is in the hands of someone who is JUST as CRAZY as YOU?

Tba-.. im not crazy…. Is what I'd like to say.. However, no one has clarified what `crazy' is. Thus, no one has created a test to determine if said person is insane. Of course, you can both say and think different things, therefore-

Ichigo- SHUT UP!!!!

Tba-… *ahem* Well, IF you get it right, ill give you the key. But it seems that this is enough for today. Lets continue with the story!

~by the way~ I thought of this story on the day I first made it. Thus I do not have the WHOLE thing planned out.~

 

 

 

My Roommate~

 

 

Normal POV-

 

 

Ichigo stared with his mouth wide open. `How?' was the only thing running though his head. The black haired visitor stared right back at him. Ichigo took a few steps back.

The visitor let go of the bar and landed gently on his feet. (Basically he was hanging but let go of the bar w/ his hands, then feet, then turned his body around so he landed on his feet and not his hands or head)

 

He took a quick look around, noticing the guards were coming, making their usual rounds, he hid in a corner of the room. Some how blending in with the shadows.

 

(The entrance and bars aren't from one side of the cell to the other. Its in the middle. So the guards can see inside the cell, depending on their position, their line of sight if different. Like.. For example, when you're looking at the screen (of your computer.). You can see the screen perfectly, but you can only see a limited amount to the side. All they see is the shadows, so they cant see him. Get it?... no? well im not explaining again!)

 

The guards took a quick look at the `newbie' and continued along.

Ichigo was on the ground holding his head, saying repeatedly, “this is a dream, this isn't happening. This isn't possible. It's a dream.. Some one's playing a trick on me..”

He looked more like a mental patient than a teen who had committed a crime.

(If this offends anyone, I am sorry. However, if you saw Ichigo like that, im sure you would think he was a mental patient.)

The green-eyed visitor stepped out of the shadows, staring at Ichigo.

“How long are you going to stay like that?” came his cold voice.

Ichigo looked up and his eyes widened. He knew now, it WAS NOT a dream.

 

He had short raven hair, pale skin, and green eyes. Just like, he remembered.

His markings contrasted his pale skin, and a half helmet on the left side of his head.

“Ulquiorra…”

Ulquiorra just stared at Ichigo, “Is it that hard to believe that I am alive after all?”

“Ulquiorra.. How? How did you.. I thought I killed you.”

Ulquiorra let out a soft `hmph' and walked over the bottom bunk. He sat down and looked out the small window.

“I do not remember much of it myself.” Ichigo watched him, not with surprise, rather, curiosity.

“What do you mean?”

He turned and stared at Ichigo, “After our battle, I remember fading away, everything turned dark. I had finally learned what a heart was.” He sighed, reminiscing.

“When I woke up, I was in the infirmary, in Los Noches, I don't remember how I got there, or even why I was still alive.” He lay back on the bed, “Aizen-sama told me that he had revived us, and that we first had to regain our strength.”

“Are you here to kill me?”

Ulquiorra let out a small chuckle, “ It is mere coincidence that you are here. I have no intention, of killing you. And I have not received any orders to do so.”

“I.. see..” Ichigo avoided eye contact with the place espada. “So why are you here?”

He opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling. “We were told to learn more about humans, how they act, what they feel, their weaknesses, everything. Aizen-sama decided to put us in pairs, we had to `keep an eye out for each other'. And not interfere too much with the human world and try not to draw the attention to us. Least they know that the espada are back.”

“So you're not alone?”

Ulquiorra closed his eyes and listened to his surroundings, “Although I prefer to work on my own and it is much easier to, yes, I am not alone.”

“So, why are you here Ulquiorra?

Ulquiorra's eyes snapped open quickly before he quickly got up off the bed and walked over the entrance.

 

Ichigo's POV~

I had no idea what he was doing, we were talking one minute and he gets up the next. He stood below the bar, you know the one that he was hanging on before?

He jumped, and grabbed onto it with his hands. Then he... man I don't even know how to describe it! He hung on the bar just like when I first saw him, don't even ask how!

He just sort of swung his legs and got on.

I don't even know why he did that.

When I tried to ask him, he glared at me. “Be quiet Kurosaki.”

I tried asking him again, “Hey Ulquiorra, what are you-”

I noticed a familiar reiatsu, and quickly looked in front of the cell.

I saw him there, he looked the same as he always was.

It wasn't like I expected him to change or anything, but it was still weird.

He had blue hair, blue eyes, wearing a shirt exactly like mine.

Grimmjow was in prison.

It wasn't THAT surprising to say the least, what surprised me was after that.

Grimmjow walked back to `his cell', or rather `our' cell. He didn't seem to notice me at all. He was cursing some people under his breath. And something about “stupid showers”

Right after he walked into the cell, Ulquiorra let go of the bar.

 

Normal Pov~

Ulquiorra let go of the bar, turning so, he was falling straight at the blue haired man.

Grimmjow did not seem to notice his presence in the room, thus he went sprawling onto the ground. Ulquiorra was starring at the back of Grimmjow's head. He knew what was going to happen next, it was obvious.

“TEME!!” Grimmjow quickly got up and lunged at Ulquiorra, the latter quickly side stepped, and Grimmjow's face meet the wall.

Grimmjow fell backwards and landed on the ground, he had given up on catching the smaller arrancar and decided to glare at him instead.

“Trash.” He said, walking past Grimmjow and standing in a dark corner.

After the initial shock wore off, Ichigo's voice came back. “Grimmjow? Wh-What are you doing here?”

Grimmjow got up off the ground and sat cross-legged facing Ichigo. “Didn't Ulquiorra explain all of that to you?” He scratched his head trying to remember what Aizen did, or rather what he `said' he did.

“Well, apparently he brought us back from death or something..”

“No, that's not what I meant. I was trying to ask you what you were doing in prison.”

It was not that Ichigo was surprised that Grimmjow would be in prison. Really, he was not. He always thought that Grimmjow was the one to break rules to gain whatever he wanted, and could care less about others, and he was right.

“oh, that… wait a second, what are YOU doing in prison?”

Ichigo avoided eye contact, he didn't feel like answering that question, and he didn't even know exactly what he did.. it was better to ignore Grimmjow until he stopped asking.

Or so he had thought…

 

~~~2 hours later~~

 

“Tell me why you're here you stinking strawberry!!!” Grimmjow asked for about the HUNDREDTH time.

Ichigo was close to cracking, he turned to Ulquiorra, who was busying himself with a magazine. How did Ulquiorra put up with this?

He sighed and decided to give up, “alright, ill tell you, but you answer my question first.”

“huh?” Grimmjow walked over to the bunk bed and climbed up the latter, and lay on his bunk.

“well, you see, me and this prick here were just minding our own business…”

Ulquiorra, who had closed his magazine, was glaring at Grimmjow. “I am not a prick.”

 

Grimmjow scoffed, “Yeah, and im not an arrancar.” He ignored Ulquiorra and continued talking. “We had to wear these stupid gigais that Sayzel made for us, the freak, all the stupid humans could see us. And I wanted to buy this shiny car and...”

Ichigo almost laughed, almost, Grimmjow like shinny things, but if he laughed, he would be cero-ed into oblivion.

Grimmjow scratched his head, looking slightly embarrassed, “And then.. Well...”

He turned to Ulquiorra, silently asking him to tell Ichigo instead, he ignored him, finding the cracks in wall fascinating.

“.. I STOLE THE CAR OK??”

Ichigo doubled over, laughing on the ground, he was laughing so much that his sides hurt.

“You.., stole a.. Car??” His voice cracked while trying to speak, it was hard not to laugh.

 

Grimmjow looked mad, he pointed to Ulquiorra, “He didn't tell me that I had to pay for it!”

Ulquiorra looked at Grimmjow, “I believe I told you when we first arrived, that you would need to get a job to pay for anything you wanted.”

Grimmjow let out a groan, “What ever, it's still your fault.”

A rumble sounded through the room. Then another, Ichigo blushed while Grimmjow just said that he was hungry.

“Trash.” Ulquiorra said, opening a Garganta, and stepping towards it until Ichigo stopped him.

“Where are you going?”

“You and sexta are going to eat in the cafeteria, im going to get some editable food from Los Noches.” He stepped into the Garganta and disappeared from sight before the Garganta closed.

Grimmjow scoffed and got up heading to the entrance, “You coming strawberry?”

Ichigo looked at him oddly, Grimmjow rolled his eyes, “Do you want to starve or what? Ill show you to the cafeteria.”

He pushed the door and walked through it, Ichigo got up and followed him out.

(Just so you know.. Their schedule is like this… They have a announcement when to have breakfast, lunch, dinner, and break.)

Breakfast- 8 - 8:30 am

Lunch-12 - 12:45

Break- (or what I call `recess') times vary every season as well as the amount of time you are allowed to stay outside.

Visiting hours- 1 - 3

Showering- Any time that is not between 12 am (midnight) and 5 am.

Dinner- 7 - 8

(Note that you can go to the cafeteria at ANY time for a snack, but they will not give you much. This IS prison after all, I consider this a nice prison. Don't you agree ichi?)

(Ichigo- You have to give me at least this much or ill go bankai on you!)

(Tba-Yes, yes. (the bars are bankai proof though... Just don't tell him ok?))

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The went down to the cafeteria, it looked like a regular cafeteria, just without screaming kids, and replacing them with (mostly) muscled men in their late twenties to forties.

A large muscled man with short black hair and stubble walked over to them and smiled.

“Hey Grimmjow, thought you'd never come down. So, who's the new guy?” he asked jerking a thumb at Ichigo.

“Oh, this is Ichigo, he's my new room mate. Besides, why wouldn't I come down here?”

The other man's eyes widened a bit, “Your new roommate? What happened to that bitch that stays with you?”

Ichigo's eyes widened, he could see Ulquiorra?

Grimmjow let out a sneer, “You'd die if he heard that you know. Besides, I could care less what he does. It's not my problem if he does something stupid.”

A low rumble was heard.

Grimmjow laughed, “I almost forgot what we were here for, come on strawberry, lets get some grub.” He walked past the man and headed toward the line.

Grimmjow looked over the food and frowned.

Salad- lettuce, tomatoes, carrots, and with some purple onions.

Hamburger- brown meat (that didn't look safe to eat to say the least..)

Kabob- cubed brown meat, yeah, that looked more appetizing... (Sarcasm)

`Health drink'- brown meat, milk, and some veggies blended. Guarantied to shorten your stay here, and by that, I mean you life.

Smoothie- Fruits blended, with either milk or yogurt. The most desirable/best choice, since so many people picked it. In addition, it is the healthiest choice, if not the ONLY healthy choice.

 

`This food... SUCKS' He thought, that brown meat doesn't look appetizing, the salad was bland, and if you added to much dressing you would gain weight, the smoothie was ok.

“Oi, strawberry, what do you want?”

Ichigo looked at the choices, and shuddered slightly, he wondered where they got that brown meat.. but decided not to ask.

“Ill just have a smoothie and a salad.” He said after much thought.

“Then ill get that too.” Grimmjow said to the very scary lunch lady.

She nodded and handed them two large cups and scooped salad onto their trays. (She used an ice-cream scooper… I don't care what you say! ITS AN ICE- CREAM SCOOPER!!)

After that, they went back to their rooms.

 

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Los Noches~

Ulquiorra went swiftly to the kitchen, looking through the cupboards, he took out a few bags and filled them with packed food. After the filled the bags, he took them and went to his room. He packed a few clothes before heading to Grimmjow's room.

Luckily no one was in Los Noches, Well, except for Tousen and Wonderweiss, they were `house sitting'.

All the espada were paired off and had gone their separate ways,

Starrk and Harribel had gone off somewhere, Aizen had decided to pair the only female with the laziest male. Lilynette was also with them, being part of Starrk and all.

There was Noitra and Sayzel, The most intelligent espada and the most... What is the word? Horny espada.

Aaroniero and Baraggan, it seemed that no one wanted to be paired up with them. So they were paired together. `They seem to be a perfect match.' Ulquiorra thought, `they both complain so much.'

There was Yammy and Zommari, Yammy was a brute with absolutely no brains, Zommari had some brains but was arrogant. `At least they would look out for each other.' He thought.

And then there was him and Grimmjow, he was beginning to think that Ichimaru-sama paired them up just to get on his nerves. Everybody knew both of them disliked each other, so why pair them up? It was obviously to annoy him.

There was also Ichimaru-sama and Aizen-sama, they had gone somewhere called `Hawaii.' They said that they had important business to attend to... Grimmjow said that they were lying. However, im not sure about that, what is Hawaii anyway? Hm.. Maybe Ill ask Kurosaki later.'

He opened the door to Grimmjow's room and walked in. The room was… clean.

Well, he had not expected that. He shook his head and walked over to the dresser. He opened a empty bag and began to put Grimmjow's things inside. He stopped something on the very bottom of the drawer. Cautiously, he picked it up and looked at it.

It was a strange magazine, which was no surprise. All the women were wearing strange clothes, maid outfit, swimsuit, school uniform, nurse/ doctor attire, and many others.

He shook his head, `must be something he's interested in.' he thought before putting the magazine in the bag.

He stepped out of the room, and after checking if there was anyone watching him, he opened a Garganta.

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Tba- FINISHED!!! *flops onto couch*

Toshiro- that's not something a girl should do.

Tba- SHUT UP! I was writing this while a storm was going on. (on Saturday) it knocked the power off like.. a gazillion times!! And I couldn't save cause I didn't know that was going to happen. And I couldn't remember what I was typing, so I spent HOURS trying to remember! GOD I HATE STORMS!! .. I like the rain though. If it isn't pouring out. By that, I mean like, a wave crashing onto you, `pouring'.

Toshiro-…

Tba- oh right! I also got soul silver.

Toshiro-… you are too old for pokemon.

Tba- ppft. There are OLD people in the game that use pokemon!

Toshiro-.. That is not what I meant.

Rukia- I can relate to Tba-san!

Ichigo- *looks up from magazine*… you can?

Rukia- yep! *eyes get REALLY BIG and sparkly* I might be over 3x older than you, but I will always love CHAPPY.

Tba- YES!!! *starts chatting with Rukia*

Toshiro & Ichigo- *sweat drop*

Ichigo- *whisper* hey, Toshiro, can you get Tba's key for me?

Toshiro- *whisper* I cant. If I do she'll write an embarrassing fan fic about me and you.

Ichigo- what do you mean?

Toshiro- she's been thinking of making a fanfic with IchiHitsu, GrimmUlqui, Renbya ShunJushi. All of the characters in a `school setting'

Ichigo- oh no.

Toshiro- yes. But the problem is she can't get any ideas. So do not give them to her.

Ichigo- I got it. So ill lay low for a while.

Rukia- What are you guys talking about?

Ichigo- uh… video games... you know, like..*starts naming every video game he knows*

Toshiro- what were you talking about?

Tba & Rukia- *snicker*

Toshiro & Ichigo- look at each other then at Tba & Rukia.- What?

Tba- oh its nothing. Which reminds me, ill give EVERY character in bleach a key. If some one thinks of a character that might have the REAL key, ill make them try to open the door with their key.

Ichigo-.. you wouldn't.

Tba- oh I would. .. *takes out a small key and throws it to Ichigo, takes out two slightly larger keys and gives them to Rukia and Toshiro*

Ichigo- trying to fit key in lock*

Tba- if people cant figure out who it is by next week, Ichigo's going to have a roommate joining him in the cell. You can pick anyone to join him. ANY ONE!!!

Ichigo- like you?

Tba- yeah sure, like.. HEY!

Toshiro-… please review so we can get this over with.