Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Jail buddies ❯ Chapter 10

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer- yeah, yeah, I don't own the characters, or bleach. God I hate having to write this EVERY SINGLE TIME.

~tba's living room~

Tba-sigh* bored…

Ulquiorra-… why are we here this time?

Tba- um.. well… its cause my room is getting stuffy. And the living room has an AC. Oh, and the guys are noisy.

~Sounds~

“HEY WERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUCHING?” (Tba- This is Ichigo.)

“Where do you think?” (Tba- This is Gin. Obviously..)

“Stop that! Its disgusting!” (Tba- no people. Gin is just hugging him.)

“Tell that to all the yaoi fangirls!” (Tba- this is Grimmjow)

~living room~

Tba-sweatdrop* uh…

Ulquiorra- yaoi fangirls are strange.

~giant arrow with the word `strange' stabs TBA in the back~

Tba-…uh.. I believe that love comes in all shapes and forms. And that no one should judge.

Ulquiorra- and yet, you dislike incest.

Tba-*pout* yeah well, my brother's a pervert (8 and already a pervert? And they call ME weird). And to be honest, I can't imagine something like that.

Ulquiorra-hm…

Renji-ooi. Tba-san, what are you doing?

Tba-ah.. Renji… what are you doing here?

Renji- ah well, you see. I haven't been getting much screen time.

Byakuya-hm. I haven't been getting any.

Renji-TAICHOU?

Tba-well… um…how about Byakuya helps me co-host while Ulquiorra takes a rest?

Ulquiorra- it would make my life easier.

Byakuya-hm…

Ulquiorra-to Byakuya* be strict. Don't give her any candy, especially not chocolate. Her bedtime is 10:30. and whenever she slacks off tell her that if she doesn't finish, no Manga for a week. *hands him a slip of paper* he's my emergency contact number.

Tba-What are you, my mother?

Byakuya-nods and takes paper* don't worry. *stares at tba* I will take care of her.

Tba-*sweat drop* I don't know what to say…

Byakuya-hm…

Renji-*sweat drop* what just happened?

Ulquiorra- ill see you in five chapters.

Byakuya-… alright…

Renji- can I stay too?

Tba & Byakuya-no Renji.

Renji-you're harmonizing now?

Byakuya-you must take care of the sixth division while I'm gone.

Renji-but Taichou!!

Byakuya-*takes out senbonzakura*

Renji-ok ok!! ill do it!

Byakuya-hm..

Tba-um.. lets continue? Um.. *reads comment* Alissya James picked kenpachi.

~Tba's room~

Kenpachi- ok im here. What do you want this time?

Yumichika- hi!! We also tagged along!

Yachiru- Byakashi!

Byakuya-… the human world is quite amazing. Here, try this! *stuffs a pie into her mouth*

Yachiru*chew* chew* YUM! Thanks byakushi!

Tba- looks at cage, then at kenpachi* I don't think you're going to fit.

Kenpachi- what your first clue?

Tba-*angry* if it doesn't fit, you're going to stay in the back yard… and try not to kill the neighbors!... or their dog!

Kenpachi- why do you always assume im going to kill something?

Tba- Kenpachi….

Kenpachi- yeah, yeah whatever. *puts key in lock*

Tba- well?

Kenpachi- you know darn well my key doesn't fit.

Tba- ok then, goodbye. Have fun outside!

Ichigo- you know, its getting crowded in here.

Gin- I don't mind…

Hyorinmaru-.. *reading a book*

Grimmjow- just stay away from me fox-face.

Tba-sigh* perhaps it was a bad idea to place the cage in my room.

Everyone- DUH!

Tba-sadly, I cannot let you guys out. And move the cage.

Ichigo- why not?

Tba- I lost the master key. So the only way out is to get the correct key.

Ichigo- ….

Shinj- didn't she pick me too?

Tba- get outta here shinji

Shinji- why?

Tba- cause this is almost 2 pages already, and I cant stall any longer.

Byakuya- and she said Kenpachi before your name. If she chooses you again, then you will try.

Tba- yep. Now get out.

Shinji- you're a hater aren't you?

Tba- no im not…. Now get out.

Byakuya- 2 pages….

~phone rings~

Byakuya- yes?

Phone- its Ulquiorra.

Tba- geez. He calls every 2 hours.

Ulquiorra- did she start yet?

Byakuya- well… not-

Ulquiorra- THEN TELL HER TO START!!!!

Tba- panicking* lets begin!!!

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More trouble

Ichigo rolled onto his side, he could hear the birds chirping softly, and silently wondered how long he had been there.

He wasn't one to lose count quickly, but everything had happened so fast.

One day, two days, three days or four? How long had he been in here?

Ichigo opened his eyes, turned to his left side and saw a strange sight.

Ikkaku?

He rubbed his eyes and looked again.

Definitely Ikkaku. His head was bald after all. But what was he doing?

Ikkaku turned around and walked over to Ichigo, nudging him with his hand.

“Oi, Ichigo. Wake up. I gotta talk to you.”

“Mmhm…” Ichigo sat up and rubbed his eyes, he was sleepy.

But then again, after last night, he doubted he would get any sleep.

(Tba- It will be revealed later. Until then, try guessing based on the clues!)

Ikkaku sat down next to Ichigo's bunk.

“Im hungry. Where do we eat?”

Ichigo sighed, and got up, putting the covers aside.

“Follow me..”

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Ikkaku glared at the man from across the table. That stupid arrancar.

Grimmjow glared right back. Stupid shinigami!

Ulquiorra sat between them, eating his sandwich, undisturbed by the tension in the air.

Ichigo sweat dropped, they didn't exactly know each other well… so why were they acting as if they wanted to kill each other?

Ulquiorra finished his sandwich and sipped his smoothie, his eyes closed the entire time.

Ichigo wondered for a split second why Ulquiorra didn't seem to feel the tension.

But apparently, Ulquiorra did.

“Stop acting like children, trash.” He glared coldly at the two.

Both of them turned their attention to Ulquiorra, glaring at him this time, glares that said, `What did you just say?'

Ulquiorra's glare didn't waver, and neither did Grimmjow's or Ikkaku's.

Ichigo was beginning to feel like there was going to be a fight, and soon.

He sighed and walked away from the table, leaving unnoticed by the threesome.

He rubbed his head, and realized something, he hadn't showed for a while.

Sure he knew where the showers were, and what time they would be open, but it never crossed his mind.

Grimmjow didn't say anything, so he thought that he probably didn't smell that bad.

`King, take a shower, you stink.'His hollow-side said.

Ichigo rolled his eyes, normally his hollow had the strangest ideas, but he since it didn't actually involve killing anything, he might as well go along with it right?

Besides, what harm can one measly shower do?

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….

Ichigo was pressed against the wall, trying to be as flat as physically possible.

The sounds of the showers being turned on and water dripping on the tiled floors made Ichigo's heart beat faster.

He heard voices giggling and talking.

Female voices.

How did he get in this situation? A question he himself cannot answer. Though he is sure, some one up there, is now laughing at his expense.

…..

What happened you ask?

Well…….

~a few minutes ago~

Ichigo went up back to his cell, you know, to get his spare clothes. Or rather, spare prison clothes, apparently, the government didn't want the place to smell, so they gave them seven prison outfits (one for each day of the week). All of them were exactly the same. So in Ichigo's opinion, it was a complete waste of money.

Well whatever, its their money after all.

He took a clean shirt and pair of pants and a towel. Apparently the person who built the place was some kind of neat freak or obsessed with hygiene. (tba-I am sometimes…)

Ichigo sighed, oh well, it could be worse.

To bad he didn't know he would regret saying those words.

Ichigo's pov (did you miss it?)

Man this place is huge… there are doors EVERYWHERE. And I thought hueco mundo was big. But then again, I don't have a right to say that, I just busted down every wall until I found orhime.

…..

Why am I talking about that agin?

….

Oh right. I was talking about the halls.

And everything in here is either black, white, or gray. Well, except the clothes and food.

The food is a variety of colors. Some that make me feel sick to my stomach.

But you probably don't want to hear about me and my awful food experiences.. (tba- ICHIGO! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!)

I can break any wall I want to Tba! Didn't you hear about hueco mundo?

Well, never mind that.

Lets just continue…. Lets see….

Right, I was walking down the halls. White everywhere.

When I went down one hall, there would be another.

They really need to give us a map or two. Or they could just number the rooms, like school.

Oh crap, I forgot about school. I missed enough days already, maybe more than I'm even allowed to. I probably wont be able to move on to the next grade…

Not that it really mattered that much, since I doubt I could actually get a job when I had one already, slaying hollows and such.

They should pay people to slay hollows….. (Tba- cough* they are paid..)

But enough ranting about shinigami and their no paying jobs.

I reached the um... what's it called?

Locker room? Yeah, lets go with that.

For some reason, after shiro told me to go take a shower, he's been oddly quiet.

Not that im complaining or anything, I just find it weird.

I pushed the door open and walked into the locker room/ shower room. Or whatever you want to call it.

No one was here, which was pretty odd if you ask me, I mean, im in a prision filled with people. There should atleast be one guy here right?

No, it was deserted. And to be honest, it creeped me out, wouldn't you be scared if you had to go through a locker/shower room with no one there?

Hm.. I gotta stop watching those horror movies with Orihime. I don't know how she doesn't get scared by them. But then again, she always had unique tastes…

I found an empty shower, actually all of them were empty, away from the door.

I don't exactly want to be disturbed while taking a shower. Luckily, they have shower curtains.

Though they aren't exactly pure white, it was obvious they had been here a while.

I turned on the shower first and closed the curtain, you know, to warm the water up first.[1]

Then I put my clothes down on the bench near the door.

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Tba- um.. well, its kinda like this.

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l____ l <- shower (bottom line is curtain)

l l l The (l l would be the bench.)

l l l <- bottom line (door, for privacy, you can lock it.)

actual door to the room itself is farther away. Not sure if its clear, but that's how it was when I went camping. *shivers* I hate camping.

Well, lets get back to the story.

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I wiped my wet hair, that was a nice shower, though there was really only a bit of soap it better than nothing.

I was about to get out when I heard the door open.

Normally, I wouldn't care about who just came in, but I heard the person talk to another person.

“What a jerk.” A voice said. I had a bad feeling…

“I know. But he's really cute.” I knew it was a bad idea.

I leaned against the wall, lucky for me, the doors didn't have holes in the bottom, and I had picked a shower a far from the door.

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Ichigo mentally sighed, that's what he got for listening to shiro.

How was he going to get out of this situation?

The sound of the shower stopped, and the door opened.

The girls said a quick “hi” to whoever just entered.

Ichigo prayed that no one would go near his shower, please god, please!!!

The sound of the door opened and everything was quiet. The girls had probably already left, he thought to himself. Then he heard the sound of very soft footsteps coming towards him.

Ichigo held his breath, his heart beating hard against his chest.

“Don't worry, there's no one here.” A voice said.

Ichigo didn't say anything, thinking that who ever the person was, was talking to someone else.

“come out of there, or ill have to lock you in the showers till tomorrow.” The girl said, tapping her foot on the ground impatiently.

Ichigo sighed, well, there was only one girl right?

He gathered his things and opened the door, he almost dropped his things in surprise.

“Sayomi?”

The girl crossed her hands over her chest. “Hurry it up, I got orders to fetch you.”

“orders?”

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Sayomi sat on the chair, facing Ichigo, Grimmjow, Ikkaku, and Ulquiorra.

“My name is Sayomi Suzuki.” She said, looking at Grimmjow and Ikkaku closely.

“I am an arrancar, I help deliver messages to him and Ichimaru-sama.”

Ikkaku glared at her, “Great, another arrancar.”

Sayomi ignored that comment and continued to talk, “since all the espada are currently scattered, I help deliver reports to them.”

Grimmjow rolled his eyes, “so you're a lackey.”

Sayomi sighed, “more or less so.” She got off her chair and walked over to the bed.

All of them waiting to see what she would do.

She looked under the bed, her hand reaching underneath it, “Kaoru! Come out from under there!!”

When she got up, she held a small Bengal cat, silver with black rosetted spots, and stripes. His eyes were a light blue.

“This is Kaoru, my cat.”

Grimmjow sneered, “Your cub you mean.”

Sayomi glared at him, “shut up Panther. Or I'll scratch your eyes out.”

Grimmjow returned the glare, “bring it on little kitty.”

Sparks flew between them, both poised and ready to strike.

Kaoru let out a hiss and his fur stood on end.

Ulquiorra sighed, “Grimmjow, though their species are related, it is not polite to say such things.”

Grimmjow glared at Ulquiorra, “I can say anything I want!”

Sayomi hissed, “don't talk to Ulquiorra-sama like that!”

Ichigo was starting to wonder what this was all about, it started with a comment, and ended up with Ulquiorra.

Ikkaku was just as clueless as Ichigo was, scratching his head, he asked the question before Ichigo could.

“What's this about?”

Sayomi patted Kaoru softly, calming him down. “Im a leopard cat, leopard cats breed with

Domestic cats, to breed Bengals” at that she scratched behind Kaoru's ears.

“We leopard cats are part of the genus panthera” she looked at Grimmjow, “ring any bells?”

Ichigo sweat dropped, so they were both cats, and they didn't get along though they were, more or less, family.

“We leopard cats are solitary, as most cats are. But unlike him,” she pointed at Grimmjow. “We use our mind instead of just listening to our instincts.”

“More importantly,” she sat down in her chair, “are you a cougar, leopard or a jaguar?”

Grimmjow glared at her, “it doesn't matter much, besides, it could be any of those three.”

Sayomi's eye twitched, she felt like she was being insulted.

“Well, it doesn't matter now, the question is, what are you doing here?”

Sayomi stroked kaoru's fur, “I was ordered to help Ulquiorra-sama in anyway possible.”

Grimmjow rolled his eyes, “As if you could do anything.”

Sayomi glared at him, “I can do more than you think.”

“Oh yeah?” Grimmjow pointed at Ikkaku, “If you can cut him, you have my respect.”

Sayomi smirked, “deal.”

Ikkaku was confused, he was the target of two arrancar now?

(note that both happen to be cats..)

Sayomi put Kaoru down and got up, her nails turned sharp. “Prepare yourself.”

Ikkaku dodged quickly as she lunged at him.

Ichigo sweat dropped, should he be worried? Its not like she was actually trying to kill him or anything, right?

Ikkaku rolled away from her pounce, “what's wrong with you?”

Sayomi smirked and winked at him. Turning around quickly, she tackled Grimmjow, her nails lightly scratching his skin.

“I win.”

Grimmjow glared at her, “what do you mean?”

“you said to cut him. However, you are stronger than him. And I cut you.” she poked the small flesh wound.

Grimmjow rolled his eyes, “you're just lucky im in this stupid gigai.”

Sayomi smiled and got off him, picking up Kaoru she left the cell.

“strange girl.” Ikkaku said standing up.

Grimmjow nodded and lightly touched the scratch he got. “Damn her claws are sharp.”

Ulquiorra gave him a blank stare, “leopard cats aren't aggressive, though their claws are rather sharp. It's a surprise you know nothing about them.”

Grimmjow glared at him, “you callin me stupid?” Grimmjow began to complain to Ulquiorra that he wasn't dumb, while Ulquiorra read a book.

Ichigo sighed, you learn something new everyday, but some things will never change.

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A/n-

Tba- hm.. about this chapter, I dunno. I was kinda stumped. And besides, I felt like really introducing my character. And her cat.

Byakuya- Bengal?

Tba- smile* Bengals look so pretty. I want one. And when I looked up Bengal (due to the cat fancy magazine) I found its `parent' the Asian leopard cat.

They're solitary animals, cunning and powerful. They can easily scratch you, even when they don't mean to, their nails are really sharp. They also love the water and are wild.

They're beautiful, if I was a cat, I'd be a leopard cat.

Byakuya-…

Tba- don't do that Byakuya. You make me feel like im talking to the wall.

Byakuya- I don't think anyone really cares for such things.

Tba- ignoring him* Bengal cats are a bit different from their `parent' though. They are cheerful and playful. They love to swim (like their `parent) and love high places. They are aware of your feelings and like receiving affection. But that doesn't mean you can squeeze them too hard.

Bengals like their freedom, some wont stay still long enough to be petted, its best not to restrain them of their freedom, meaning, no killer hugs!

Kenpachi- enough about cats!

Tba- aren't you supposed to be in the back yard?

Kenpachi-……

Tba- *tries to push Kenpachi out of her window* Why are your shoulders so big?

Kenpachi- cause im a guy!

Tba- shut up! *pushes harder*

Ichigo-… I cant believe im saying this, but im glad to be in here.

Grimmjow- your nuts.

Ichigo- well, its better than being Kenpachi…

Gin- true isn't it?

Tba- AH-HA!

~Kenpachi hits the concrete below.

(my back yard is pretty much concrete with dirt for growing things like flowers and tomatoes)

Tba- YOU BETTER CLEAN THAT BLOOD UP!!!

Byakuya-….

Ichigo-sweat drop* atleast she cant hurt us in here…

Gin- yep. *smiles at readers* please review!

Tba- hey that's my line!

Gin- too late!

Tba- I still haven't gotten you back for that omake chapter!!!

Gin- hehe..

Tba- how'd you get out anyway?

Gin- It's a secret.

Tba- PLEASE REVIEW WHILE I BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM!!!

Byakuya-…. You have three minutes, then you have to-

~Szayel- holding up trophy* did she mention she won first prize at the science fair? (at least in her grade)

Tba- GIVE ME BACK MY TROPHY!!!

~Tba chases Szayel around~

Byakuya- holding clip board*get back trophy, check.

Next time-

Orihime's surprise!