Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of a Broken Society ❯ The Evils of Sake ( Chapter 10 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

The screams could be heard clear into 12th division. It was the sound of Ichigo trying to give birth to the newest Kuchiki heir. No one was quite sure how those two ended up in bed, but they think it had something to do with Renji, a locked room and a lot of sake. One night and nine months later and Ichigo was threatening Byakuya’s nuts.

“YOU BASTARD! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!” is heard coming from the 4th division along with a large amount of spiritual pressure. Unohana just finished the seals to stop the energy from getting out and swamping Seireitei before turning to Ichigo.

“Now, Kurosaki-san, do your breathing exercises please. It won’t be long now,” she says softly, smiling at the male who trying to break Byakuya’s hand. Still smiling, she moves to between Ichigos legs and lifts the sheet to find out how far along he was in the process of giving birth to the first of his twins.

“I suggest you loosen your hand,” Byakuya says calmly from next to Ichigo who in turns glares daggers at him. His voice was laced with pain and he could have sworn he heard a few of the bones in his hand grind together.

‘If looks could kill,’ Hanataro thinks as he wipes at Ichigo’s forehead before shaking his head.

“This is your fault. I told you I couldn’t handle alcohol and still you had me drink,” Ichigo snarls as another contraction hits. Byakuya winces as Ichigo once more squeezes his hand until the contraction passes by. “So, until my real boyfriend gets here, you get to deal with the pain.”

Suddenly, the door bursts open and Yumichika comes running into the room, looking slightly ruffled and worried. Seeing his lover in pain, he runs over to the slightly prone Ichigo and shoves Byakuya aside, taking Ichigos hand and smoothing his hair back.

“Are you alright, lover?” Yumichika asks him, worry shining in his dark eyes. Ichigo whimpers softly and shudders as a contraction starts up. He clings to Yumichika’s hand, gripping it tightly as he breaths through the pain.

“Why didn’t anyone tell me I could get pregnant from two different guys?” he finally pants out after the contraction finishes, his eyes looking up at his lover. Yumi smiles softly and continued to stroke his hair.

“We didn’t know you were one of the few shinigami that were able to have children,” he admits softly. Unohana suddenly tells Ichigo to push with the next contraction.

Four hours, several death threats aimed at Byakuya and a broken hand later, Ichigo was the proud mother of a boy and a girl, while Byakuya was the happy father of a son and Yumi had a little girl to spoil silly. Both fathers knew the importance of having their children with the mother, so all agreed to live on the Kuchiki estate, with Ichigo and Yumi having their own wing until Byakuya’s son could travel on his own.

Byakuya still despised Ichigo, but respected him for giving birth to the children and coming out of it none the worse for it. Ichigo still snarled at Byakuya when the children weren’t around and Yumichika started to teach the two children the finer points of looking good even as they fought.

And all this happened because of a certain crimson haired fukutaicho turned taicho and his desire for his taicho and best friend to get along. It wasn’t his fault he forgot about the fact that the room he locked them in had the stuff that Ikkaku and Kenpachi used when they weren’t able to get back to the 11th division. It also wasn’t his fault that he had given them sake, instead of the water that he was supposed to give them.