Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040 Fan Fiction ❯ He's Making Toast ❯ One-Shot

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He's Making Toast
A BGC 2040 Song Parody
by Galaxy Girl

A/N: All right, my first BGC song parody! Woohoo! It's about what happens when Mackey tries to make toast one morning. And of course, since Mackey in original BGC wasn't a Sotay (Sotai? Oh, who cares?), it's a 2040 parody.

(To the tune of "She's Leaving Home" by the Beatles)

(gentle harpstrings open the song)

Monday morning at 9:00
He wakes up again.
Heading downstairs to the lower floor.
He saw the note all taped up to the door.
It said, "Mackey- Be back at 5
I'm going to Nigel's place.
Make yourself breakfast and maybe see
Can you handle the store for me?"

He...
(He'd eaten toast all his life.)
Was making...
(Ate it with jam all his life.)
TOAST!
(Sylia thought that Mackey could get by.)
He's making toast when it starts going rogue and attacking him...

Took a knife out and spread some margarine
On the bread.
Stuck it in the toaster and turned around.
Then his hands started glowing, and he heard a sound.
He's knocked down, and cries, "WHAT THE HELL?
The toaster has mutated...
Why did I touch it so recklessly?
How could it do this to me?"

He...
(He'd didn't know it was wrong)
Was making...
(To hold down the lever so long)
TOAST!
(Where are those Knight Sabers when you need help?)
He's making toast when it starts going rogue and attacking him...
(Oh, no.)

Monday evening at 5:00
His sister arrives.
Walks in the kitchen, oh what a scene!
He's fighting the cords with his eyes turning green

He...
(That's not in the owner's guide.)
Was making...
(Oh, what a bruise to his pride)
TOAST!
(Brought to his knees by a Toastmaster, oh what a crime...)
He's making toast when it starts goes rogue and attacking him...
(Oh, no.)
He's... Making Toast... Oh, no...