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MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 80:

ARCHANGEL NIGHTSHADE BLOODRAVEN'S SINCEREITY TRILOGY

SINCERITY'S VOW: Part 1 - How Takimi Was Born… Through Yakari.

Many thanks to my friend Arch for letting me do this.

>R80, TK, Kari, Matt, Mimi, Char, and Gotsumon enter the theatre. Gotsumon heads for the projector.<

Char: So, which fic we MSTing, 80 Style this time?

R80: All I'll say is that it's one of Arch's fics.

Mimi: Hopefully NOT Mesmermon's Castle.

R80: Not a lemon, but contains something you four Waves hand at the four DD are gonna hate.

Gotsumon: Fic's ready!

TK: Then roll it!

>Gotsumon turns on the projector as everyone gets in their seats.<

"It's boring Arch."

Matt: An Arch fic boring? Perish the thought!

Kari lamented bouncing

R80: No NC-17 jokes!

TK: Yeah! We don't need anyone worse than Crow.

a ball off the wall.

Mimi: (TK) Kari, gimme back my basketball!

"I need something to do."

"She's right Arch." Iori said. "We need something new."

Char: Sounds like Mimi and Salya. They need something new every minute. The slightest spec of dust on their clothes, and they scream for a-. Gets hit in the helmet with a mallet by Mimi W-w-w-where d-did you-u-u-u g-g-g-g-get that?

Mimi: Under the seats. My guess they're from Akane's stockpile.

I tapped my chin a moment

Kari: Whoa, 1st person narration.

before spinning

Gotsumon: Like Top Man when he's wound too tight.

to face the keyboard.

R80: His latest brainstorm.

"We're writing

TK: A Takari wedding fic?

Kari: OH YEAH!

Char: Oh brother! Gets hit by a mallet used by Kari

a Takimi."

TK & Kari: WHAT?!

Mimi & Matt: WHAT THE-?!

Gotsumon: Looks like you've been quite an influence, boss.

"What!" TK exploded

Char: "We stand `em up against the wall, and POP goes the weasel!"

before pitching

Matt: A large rock at Arch's head.

back in a faint.

Matt: To TK You wimp! Gets hit by TK's mallet

TK: Need I remind you of BOYZ and New Destiny?

"TK! Talk to me!" Kari cried kneeling beside him.

Kari: I'm surprised she didn't throw a fit.

"Iori. The usual please."

Mimi: One steak quesadilla, no sauce, coming up!

Char: Isn't that what we had for dinner?

R80: I'm still eating mine. Bites into piece of quesadilla Definitely better without that pepper jack sauce.

"Right. Disclaimer: Archangel Bloodraven does not own Digimon, Card Captor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z, or Gundam Wing."

Gotsumon: Just like R80 here does NOT own any of us characters he's MSTing with. Sorry we didn't put this up right away.

"They're all in there?" Kari asked still trying to revive TK.

"Guest appearances." Arch explained. "Robster's rubbing off on me."

TK: Oh yeah, boss, you're definitely an influence on people.

"This fic is dedicated to

Char: the victims of Sept. 11, 2001… okay, not really. This came out in March 2001.

Robster80, FF.N's premiere couple switching author."

80 Crew: Awwwwwww, isn't that nice?

Kari: Wait a minute! I ain't thrilled about those Takimi and Sokeru fics!

R80: You're lucky I split TK, Sora, and Mimi up into several different versions of themselves, so you get your TK, Takimi Mimi gets hers, and Sokeru Sora gets hers.

Matt: And I get my Mimi.

Iori said. "Run with it Arch."

Gotsumon: If this is Takimi, then who does Kari end up with?

TK & Kari: Get down on their knees and start praying Not Davis! Not Davis! Not Davis!

Matt: Also prays Don't let me end up with Jun! Anybody but her!

Sincerity's Vow

TK: "…To Never Leave Matt"

Matt: Kiss-ass.

TK: ^_^

By Archangel Bloodraven.

Char: The Arch man! The Arch-meister-! Hey, he forgot the Nightshade part!

R80: this was before he added that middle name in.

"I can't tell you

Kari: That I love you, because we hardly know each other.

how glad I am

Mimi: That we're getting our own mobile suits!

to have you back, Mimi!" Sora gushed.

DD: WHA???

R80: It's not a yuri story, so CHILL!

"Not half as glad as I am to be back."

Mimi: "Back to life! Back to reality!"

Char: I can tell there's gonna be a lot of song jokes in here.

Gotsumon: What was your first clue?

The pink haired girl replied.

Matt: It's strawberry blonde! Geeze, how many times must they get it wrong?

R80: Hammers Matt Settle down now!

"I can't wait

Kari: (Mimi) To get Matt alone and-!

Char: Keep it clean, please.

Kari: You're no fun!

Char: So Amuro and Frao tell me.

to see the old gang again."

TK: "Me and the guys from school, had a band and we tried real hard…"

Gotsumon: Rope it in!

She trailed off

Matt: And got lost.

Mimi: You have me confused with Ryoga, Mr. Ishida!

Matt: Oh come on, babe! It's just a joke.

as the pair passed

Mimi: TK making out with Yolei-. Gets malleted by Kari, hard

a familiar looking form

Char: Tai?

R80: Matt?

Matt: Chief-?

Gotsumon: Finish that joke, and you'll get a rock between the eyes!

TK: Down, boy.

sobbing on a bench.

TK: Uh-oh!

Kari: What?

TK: I think that's me. Scratch that, I KNOW it's me!

"Excuse me,

Gotsumon: You're excused.

but is there something wrong?"

Char: Isn't it obvious? Ducks to avoid getting hit by another hammer Ha!

"Don't stop on my account Mimi."

"Takeru?" Mimi gasped

TK: I knew it!

Kari: My woman's intuition's tingling…

in surprise as she and Sora instantly sat on either side of the Digidestined of Hope.

Char: This could become a three-. Nevermind!

Kari & Mimi: Gripping their mallets tightly and waving them at Char

"What happened?"

R80: You'll find out.

"Matt was supposed meet me here

Matt: Grammar alert-! …Did he say my name?

R80: Yep.

Mimi: …Oh no…

and he was running late

Kari: Nah, Arch wouldn't-!

R80: I did, remember?

Kari: DON'T REMIND ME!

so I went to his apartment."

Char: Flashback!

Matt: "Let's do the timewarp-."

R80: OH GOD NO! NO SINGING ANYTHING FROM THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!

Matt: But-.

R80: NO!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

***

TK used his spare key to slip into his brothers apartment.

Gotsumon: Another grammar alert.

Kari: This isn't what I think it is, is it?

He was about to call

Mimi: Kari!

out to him

Mimi: Oh drat!

when he heard moans coming from the bedroom.

Matt: Oh my god…

Kari: Please, no!

Char: What's with them?

R80: Remember how my fic Steam started?

Char: O.o I see…

"That explains why he didn't meet me." He chuckled

TK: WHY THE HELL AM I CHUCKLING?!

waiting for Casanova to finish.

TK: He'll be finished when I get through with him… IF this is what I think it is.

When the moans did subside and his brother still failed to appear,

Mimi: Must've gone all-out. Tires him out like that.

Kari: We did NOT need to know that!

TK took a chance

TK: "And changed my way of liiiiiife."

Kari: This is hardly the time for a song riff, especially from you.

TK: I'm just trying to calm myself.

and opened the bedroom door.

Matt: Shut that door, you're letting in a draft!

That was the worst mistake he could have made.

R80: Brace yourselves!

Nestled in bed together

Matt: Prays hard Me and Yolei! Me and Yolei!

were Matt and

Mimi: Yolei!

Kari: Catherine!

Gotsumon: Jun!

Matt: GOD NO!

Kari

Matt & Kari: Shit!

both as naked as the day they were born, fast asleep.

Matt & Kari: Ohhhh shit!

TK: Starts twitching like mad

Char: Uh-oh.

"Kari." TK whispered trying to make sense of this double betrayal.

Mimi: As a hypnotist This is only an illusion! That is not Kari sleeping with your brother!

As if cued to drive the final knife into his heart, she

Gotsumon: Saw him and said, "Well, you were bound to find out sooner or later."

rolled over closer to Matt and whispered almost too softly to hear. "Ai shigeru, Yama chan."

Matt: Weakly I'm a dead man!

Kari: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TK: DIE YOU GONNA!!!! Jumps at Matt and starts to thrash him

That was the fatal injury.

Kari: Starts hitting herself with her mallet WHY ME?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

Mimi: Better Matt than Davis. …WHAT AM I SAYING?!

Retaining just enough presence of mind to close the door,

Gotsumon: Is that possible?

R80: Worked for me in Steam.

he bolted,

Char: Just like he bolted to attack Matt. Tears TK off of a battered Matt Okay, killer, that's enough!

TK: Lemme at him! Lemme at him! I don't care who he is, he stole my girl!

Matt: Dazed And now, ladies and germs… I'd like to kick off my next song… entitled "Somebody Help Me…" Hit it, boys! Passes out

at some point automatically locking the door behind him.

Mimi: That's gotta hurt like hell.

Kari: Holds her head in pain So does my head right now… You three Mimis quit moving around, will ya?

***

Gotsumon: "But it was long ago, and it was far away…"

R80: You, too?

Gotsumon: Hey, when you got it, flaunt it.

"I can't believe it." Mimi said awed.

Mimi: Believe it, sister. I saw the flashback.

"I broke up with Matt

Mimi: I DID WHAT?!

TK: THEN THIS IS YOUR FAULT?!

Char: Naptime! Shoots TK with a tranquilizer dart, causing him to fall asleep

because word

Char: "I heard it through the grape vine…"

on the street

R80: "Taking it to the street!"

Mimi: Okay, that's enough!

Kari: Please! My head hurts enough as it is.

confirmed my suspicions that Matt was cheating on me,

Char: (Moe) Lady, you must be psychic!

but I never thought in my wildest dreams..."

Gotsumon: "Once upon a time, in your wil-ildest dreams…" Gets hammered Hey! You mighta hit the projector!

Kari: And if you wanna stay healthy, you'll stop singing for a while. Pops some aspirin in her mouth Ow!

"When I get my hands on that little slut..."

Kari: Again, why me?

Char: At least it wasn't with Davis.

Kari: Point.

Sora said hands clenching into fists.

Mimi: Still a tomboy, I see.

"No Sora. I'll settle

Matt: Wakes up Wha-?! Settle where?

Gotsumon: Welcome back.

with them

Char: Oh sure, live under the same roof as your ex and her new lover, your brother.

Matt: Shut up!

when I'm ready.

Char: (TK) I'll settle this when I'm ready!

R80: (Sora) Are you ready?

Char: (TK) …Yeah, I'm ready.

Until then this stays between us."

Kari: Between three people? How's that gonna work?

R80: Especially since Mimi can't keep a secret. Gets hammered Need I remind you WHOM told Ami-chan about the necklace I was gonna give her for our anniversary?

Mimi: Oh yeah… Sorry.

"I can't promise that TK. " She said.

Matt: "I won't make promises-."

Mimi: Slaps Matt No more, Yamato!

Kari: Thanks.

"Can Tai keep this from Kari?"

Kari: No way! He's terrible at hiding secrets.

TK: Snaps awake HE?!

Kari: We're talking about Tai not keeping secrets, baby.

TK: Oh.

"Yes. I'm sure he can."

Matt: Five bucks says he can't.

Char: Ten says he can.

Matt: Ah, touché!

>They shake hands.<

"Then you can tell him. The rest stays between us." He said.

"I promise." The two girls chorused squeezing his hand.

Char: Heh, you're quite the lady-killer, TK.

TK: Acquitted.

Kari & Mimi: O.O

TK: Joking! I'm joking!

"I'm heading over there now." Sora said. "I'm gonna try to be civil. For you."

Gotsumon: Say, this coulda been a Sokeru fic.

R80: Too bad Sora's with Tai in this.

"Thank you." TK said wiping his eyes

Gotsumon: Don't shed tears for her, TK. Your life won't end without her.

Mimi: Wasn't it the guy telling the girl not to shed tears for him because his life wouldn't end without her?

Gotsumon: Don't get technical.

and standing up.

TK: Like every tree standing on their own, I stand alone.

Matt: Nice poetry, Rocky.

"I should be heading home."

Kari: And how would you explain this to your mother?

"Oh no you don't." Mimi said

Mimi: You can't go home again.

pulling out her cell phone

Char: Who ya gonna call?

All: GHOSTBUSTERS!

and handing it to the younger boy.

TK: Sure, like they'd believe a kid my age.

"You're going to call

TK: I said they wouldn't believe me.

your mother

TK: Oh.

Matt: Mama's little baby-. Gets severely hammered by Kari

Kari: SHUT UP ABOUT MY MAN!

Char: Whispers to R80 She needs to switch to decaf, and how!

R80: Nods in agreement

and tell her what happened

Gotsumon: RIP, Kari & Matt.

and then you're coming to my house."

Kari: Not even back in Japan for three days, and she's already got a guy going to her place.

Char: With a hot gal like that, who wouldn't? Mallets Matt before he can get malleted himself Sit back down, son!

"Don't you trust me alone?"

Mimi: Let's see, your former best friend and love of your life is sleeping with your brother, and you juts found out the hard way… there's no telling what you may do now on your own.

"Not with a broken heart.

Matt: If mom finds out you broke something again, she'll ground you for life.

Besides, the rest of my family won't be arriving until tomorrow morning.

Matt: Rocking the casba, eh, TK?

Gotsumon: With YOUR woman.

Matt: O.O FORGET I SAID THAT!!!

We can spend the night alone together."

Kari & Matt: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

TK: Now I'M getting a headache!

The usually perky girl

Mimi: Perky?!

now wore

Char: That proves it! She changed her clothes again in a flash.

Gotsumon: In the middle of the street?

Char: Now who's getting technical?

a face deeply etched in pain and thought.

R80: Too bad I gave up art for writing. I coulda drawn that.

TK sighed and began dialing.

Kari: (TK) Hello, dating helpline?

"Hi mom.

Gotsumon: (TK) Momma, Matt slept with my girl!

Kari: (TK's Mom) MAAAAAAAATT!!!!

I'm gonna be spending

Char: (TK) My money on women for many one-night stands.

the night at a friends house."

Char: (TK) A hot friend.

Mimi: Flattery will get you nowhere, Char Aznable!

"You'll be with Kari then?"

Kari: YES!

"No mom.

Kari: WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Char: THAT'S IT! Shoots Kari with a tranquilizer, then puts a "Do Not Disturb" sign on her

Kari and I are kinda on the rocks right now.

R80: "Love on the rocks…"

I'll be with my friend Mimi."

Gotsumon: All night long. Quickly In separate beds!

Matt: Holding a sledgehammer Nice recovery.

"Ah I remember Mimi. Such a nice girl.

R80: (TK's mom) And a nice dresser, too.

I want you to do whatever make you happy TK,

Char: Another grammar alert… but he's not as bad as some others we know of.

just as long as you don't regret it later.

Char & Gotsumon: Chanting Too late, too late!

Can I speak to Mimi?"

Matt: (TK) No, you can't. You'll scare her.

"Sure mom. But Kari's not to know where I'm at. Matt either."

R80: (TK's Mom) They'll never drag it outta me, so help me the law of gravity.

TK: you need to cut back on the Marx Bros. jokes, boss.

He said handing off the phone.

TK: Oh, it's a relay!

"Konichiwa Ma'am."

R80: And here's today's Japanese word of the day, kiddies. Konichiwa, which means "hello."

"Call me Nancy."

Mimi: (TK's Mom) Just don't call me late for dinner.

Matt: That's dad, not mom.

Mimi: Oh who cares? It's a good riff.

The other woman said. "Now is TK all right?"

Gotsumon: It's that obvious, huh?

R80: Call it motherly instinct.

Mimi: Or woman's intuition.

"I'm not sure Nancy. Right now, he just needs someone to lean on."

Gotsumon: "Lean on me-."

Kari: Wakes up KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE SONG JOKES!!!!!

"Just make sure my baby boy doesn't do anything stupid, okay?"

TK: MOOOOOOM!!!!!

Char: He he he he!

"Yes Ma'am. I'll have him home early tomorrow."

R80: And we'll break here!

Kari: Good! One more song joke, and I'd have gone postal.

Char: To audience Take this moment to grab a snack and/or drink. We'll be back with the rest of SINCERITY'S VOW.

TO BE CONTINUED….